Thread 510790056

>be me
>me bee
>bzzzzzbzzzzzbzzzzz
>Sippppp
>bzzzzzbzzzzzbzzzz

>>510790056 (OP)
Based beyond belief

>>510790056 (OP)
Good job

>bzzzzzzbzzzzz
>WHAM!!!
>"who swatted me! Halppppp!!!!"
>bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>bzzzzz
>bzz
>bz
>bbbb....ACK!

>>510790056 (OP)
wtf is that?

>>510790426
Helps the Bee the recover with some honey nectar

>>510790498
Do they not have bumblebees in Australia

>>510790056 (OP)
Finally a thread I can enjoy.

>>510790056 (OP)
*bzzzlocks your path*

>>510790056 (OP)
Really makes you think

>>510790730
"Do you feel lucky, punk"

>>510790426
bees are bros

>>510790056 (OP)
bump

when I was younger I used to be scared of bees and would avoid them
now I'm more comfortable around them

>Boulangerie

What a nice word, French is a beautiful language, speaking as a Muslim who recites the Koran in Arabic.

Do you know what is delicious? Brioche. I am addicted to chocolate chip brioche, toasted with some butter, so good it is unreal.

>>510790056 (OP)
Bees = Whites
Wasps = Jews
Hornets = Blacks

>>510790617
no. I looked it up and they have some in Tasmania but are treated as an invasive species. None on the continent, I've never seen one. So they're just fuzzy bees?

>>510790056 (OP)
What the fuck is that thing? Some AI bullshit.

>>510791394
>>510791377
>>510791350
>>510791308
>>510791206
>>510791091
Ack!!!

>>510791394
>So they're just fuzzy bees
Yep. I stingers and aren't aggressive at all. I wonder what trait makes them considered invasive

>>510790056 (OP)
Finally a good thread

>>510790056 (OP)
Good thread. It's political because insects don't care about geopolitics.

>>510791394
They are fuzzy bees that pollinate better than any other insect, never sting unprovoked, and are generally chill dudes.
You wouldn't understand. Only about .1% of creatures in America want to actively kill us here. It's nice not living in an active PvE zone

>>510791451
Based God's holiest warrior culling the weak

>>510790730
Wasps are the niggers of the Hymenoptera order.

>>510791451
yep. bees are bros

>>510791481
We're just mental about biosecurity after the cane toad debacle seeing them destroy the top end killing everything. Same reason we won't accept American beef and other imports

>>510790426
Death to all Bee-niggers

>>510790056 (OP)
SLIDE THREAD
SAGE

>>510791659
Best thread in months, nigger.
Newfags off my board REEEREE

>>510791535
kek

>>510791535
Weird thing is here 50% of pollination happens from native flys, 25% more from other flying insects apart from bees. How much did Big Honey pay you for your post?

>>510791695
NOT POLITICAL NEW FAGGOT

>>510791724
I despise big honey.
I support total wasp death.
Let them bee free!

>>510791758
Have you seen the catalog?
I'll take this over the 1pbtid """political""" slop threads we've been plagued with for the past 6 years.

>>510791724
Bumblebees don't make meaningful surpluses of honey and their colonies are pretty small. Also, while they are very chill in general they will absolutely kill you for fucking with the nest and can sting repeatedly unlike honeybees.

I remember seeing bumbebees as a child. I've never seen one as an adult. I guess they're extinct in my area.

>>510791897
Plant some flowers.

>>510791925
Kek. I don't hate these little niggas, but they're pushing their luck.

>>510791960
They absolutely LOVE lambs ears, but it's technically a weed so you have to maintain them a bit.

JANNIES DO YOUR FUCKING JOB REEEEEEEE

>>510791863
BASED COLONIZERS

>>510792007
They're not too picky. Here's one making raspberries for me.

>>510792175
cute

BE ME. BE A BEE. BEE ZZZEEEEEEE.
FIND A FLOWER. ITS TIME FOR A SHOWER.
FUCKIN REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>510792159
Only thing more homo than being a Jannie is calling for like a child.

>>510791394
bumblebees are super chill and cute. Used to have a shed that they loved to chill in and build nests in, but that shed had to go. So they migrated to a part of my house behind a wooden panel. They arent hurting anybody and i got loads of bumblebees around my house now. They're apparantly in decline so im glad they are thriving here

We are so Bzzzzzzz!

>>510790730
I actually had bumble beez show up to save me from hornets before. They are bros.

I noticed bees liked to drink from my bird bath but then couldnt get out. Put a rock in it, so they could climb out

>>510792407
I save bumblebees and honey bees from my pool all the time. Every other insect is left to drown in the filter.

>>510790056 (OP)
bee free bees

>Bumble bee flys around you
>You're outside chillin
>Thicc ass bumble bee that sounds like a goddamn attack helicopter lands on a branch next to you
>"BUZZ BUZZ NIGGA"
>You clearly heard it
>flies off
WYD?

>bzzzzzz bzzzzz *bounce* bzzzz * bounce*
>"oh shit guys, stay away from those orange flowers unless you want to be bouncing into the wall"

>>510792509
Build them a hive like a fortress and arm them for the future gang war against the bloods (wasps) (ID)

>>510792159
man stfu, can we not enjoy things here either?

>>510792588
NUMBERS OF TRUTH SPEAK OF FUTURE GANG WARS.

>>510791481
>I wonder what trait makes them considered invasive
The fact that they aren't native.

>>510792639
>>510792661
so freaking cute lol

>>510790056 (OP)
This bee is a productive member of bee society and freedom-loving nationalist

>pshhhhshssshh
>pshhhhshhhhh
>psssshhhhhhhhhh

>>510792489
Large part of insects pollinate. I love bumblebeebros most.

>>510792489
what do if you see one exhausted out in public. i try put then somewhere safe, even stay with them but ones that have damaged wings i just smoosh. whats the behaviour here? are they really dying or just doing some bumblebee stuff?

>>510790056 (OP)
I love K-pop threads!

>>510792885
Probably dying. They only last a couple weeks and leave the nest to die.

honestly I wish ppl treated spooders like they treat bees, spooders are also cute but everyones scared of them because of where their fangs are located. As long as its not a goddamn wandering spooder (kinda dangerous) ur usually 100% ok. Most spooders dont even have enough penetrative power to break human skin (tarantulas can and wandering bois can) but tarantulas are well known pets.

Like everyone sees an orb weaver and is terrified but they're the most docile species out of every species. Im not kidding. As long as you dont squish them and just let them walk naturally on ur hand, they will NEVER bite and they're very pretty to hold. Also they're SUPER good with pictures and they look extra glowy if you get good angles.

>>510792885
Put a bottle cap full of water and a tiny amount of sugar in it, if possible, in front of them and let them drink. Sometimes they simply overwork themselves, weighed down with pollen. They just need a refresher.

>>510792781
AAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>510792978
>t. ((((not a spider))))

>>510792936
so murdering them is the ethical choice? sweet

>>510790056 (OP)
KEK BASED

>>510790056 (OP)
A break from Eggpeen threads. Nice one anon

>>510792994
far more ethical approach. i'll actually start carry some sugar sachtes. ive caught quite a few dying this summer so saving at least one will be an acomplishment

>>510793018
I dont even know what kinda noise a spider would make haha

see this is why i never visit 4chan i just let my retarded husband have fun and i stay away, that is fucking hilarious lol, god I should know better, Im definitely a spider, shit, im.....shooting webs bitch its OVER FOR YOU

>>510792978
>honestly I wish ppl treated spooders like they treat bees, spooders are also cute but everyones scared of them because of where their fangs are located. As long as its not a goddamn wandering spooder (kinda dangerous) ur usually 100% ok. Most spooders dont even have enough penetrative power to break human skin (tarantulas can and wandering bois can) but tarantulas are well known pets.
>Like everyone sees an orb weaver and is terrified but they're the most docile species out of every species. Im not kidding. As long as you dont squish them and just let them walk naturally on ur hand, they will NEVER bite and they're very pretty to hold. Also they're SUPER good with pictures and they look extra glowy if you get good angles.
I know right

>>510792489
lol your id, are you going to do a fly-by shooting?

>>510793212
post your feet or im killing the spider in my room right now

IM GONNA STICKY THIS WHOLE THREAD WITH MY BUTT WEB AND YOU CANT DO A DAMN THING ABOUT IT!

>>510793263
KEK. The odds are he's a spic so you're onto something

>>510793274
lol you better not, also what? why feet uh this is definitely weird

>>510792978
they're pretty gross but I deliberately keep them alive and well in the basement, leaving their nests alone. Because they eat a lot of crap, silverfish and other things. So they are a net good. Outside I always leave them alone. I live basically near swampland so mosquitos can get insanely annoying here.

>>510792978
Spiders are bros. I have hunstman, wolf spiders and redbacks all thru my house and they've never bothered me

>>510793212
>I dont even know what kinda noise a spider would make haha


>"WEEEEEEEE, I'M A JUMPING SPIDER"
>JUMMMMPP

>>510790056 (OP)
I have a story that just happened that I think was an omen of some sort.

there was a giant wasp in my garage next to some drawers. huge all black wasp. they're not that common here. I'll see them a few times a year. i considered trying to smush it against the drawers but it was really aggressive. it looked like it was ready for the swing. so i left it alone.

the next day i noticed a little nest in the drawer handle. smaller than a golfball. i kicked it off the drawer and it crumbled and all the little larvae fell out and i smushed them.

surprising things happened because I avoided the unpredictable confrontation but the wasp still got BTFO really bad.

>>510793323
YEAH!!! ppl only are freaked out because they move in a weird way, but spooders are essentially free bug cleaning. dont kill spooders ok?
>may or may not be a spooder

>>510790056 (OP)
>caw caw cawwwwwwwww

>>510791350
I'd eat that whole thing.

>>510793358
thats the cutest shit ever bahahahha look at em go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>510790056 (OP)
those niggas are based as fuck

>>510793305
U gotta stay tight in the Hood U know?

You know honestly anything without legs or looks like it doesnt have legs definitely fucks me up. centipedes, snakes, you name it, just fucking absolutely not. Also this is weird for my first thread participation on /pol/ haha

>>510793508
Gotta stay strapped cuh. These streets ain't safe

bees are cutie patooties, especially the fatty bumble bee boys, if you swat and kill them ur definitely not white or aryan.

Neet with a vegetable garden here. I love bees but my parents have begun hiring a company to spray broad spectrum pesticides all over the garden to "control mosquitos". They refuse to believe that it kills bees, since the company says it doesn't (pyrethrins kill bees and cause CCD). Now the only insects in our garden are mosquitoes (since randomly spraying pesticides everywhere doesn't do anything about mosquitoes). After the company left yesterday I found dozens of dead native squash bees, dead inside of the squash flowers. On top of various other bees and beneficial insects littering the yard. Why are boomers like this bros. I'm thinking of just ripping out the whole garden since I'm just attracting beneficial insects to their death.

>>510792978
I kill certain spiders, but not others. For example, cellar spiders are pretty inoffensive and prey on Eratigena which are icky and run fast. I never kill spiders outside.
>>510793019
Who knows? There's increasing evidence that hymenopterans can experience enjoyment and discomfort and may even have a sense of self even though they're mostly mass-produced disposables. They may be in agony at the end of their lives, or it may be an enjoyable repose.

The cattle bee disrupts nature. It spreads disease, drives out other insects, while failing to perform their specialized task. You have been trained well by the media, but the enlightened man knows that wild pollinators are the true heroes.

>>510790730
Ive been stung by hornet, bee and wasp all recently, I can compare and contrast quite accurately. Gardener.
>>510791377
>>510791437
2nd best thing about this thread is finding our that aussies have never seen a bumble bee. Kek
>>510791451
This is the 1st best things though. Bro freaked out so much he gave himself a heart attack from a lil bee sting lmao.

>>510790056 (OP)
Bumblebees are Nice man. I have like 2 dozen in my garden right now.

>>510793624
like if u kill redbacks i dont blame u but if u kill normal house spooders u dont deserve them, because they legitimately take care of all the bullshit ants and insects, also u can pick them up fr they legitimately wont bite u, dont ask how I know, also also did u know spiders actually like liquor? dont ask how I know

My hippie neighbor bought this 150 dollar bumblebee hotel or some shit because she wanted them to nest in their garden, 2 days later I'm cleaning up my garden, I had this old broken upside down plant pot standing there so I wanted to remove it, lo and behold, fucking bumblebees were nesting there, right next to this thing she bought. She was kind of bummed but I let her and her kids take a look and they were very happy. They make this sort of weird hive like thing on the ground, desu I thought they were mostly solitary.

>>510793615
Gardener here
Boomers are addicted to chemicals. Idk what happened to them but they think they are doing a proper job if they are using chemicals and plastic.
Their tiny brains haven’t noticed that weed killer doesn’t even work or make life easier it just makes the weeds yellow for months.
Fuck boomers

>>510792361
<3
bees defend
We must secure the existence of our bees and a future for bee children

>>510793653
I'm glad I made this thread, can't believe I've been beeposting for 1.5 hours. First time I've actually enjoyed /pol/ in years

>>510790056 (OP)
fuck off zigger

>>510793804
This thread deserves bump

>>510791451
Lol, CIA bee!

Blessed thread :)

>>510793731
Cellar spiders take care of it admirably. I kill the big ugly niggers that they miss. If I can hear a spider's footsteps, the house ain't big enough for the two of us.

>>510791451
Sunjay Kaput

>>510793615
Is this bait? Mosquitos emerge from their aquatic phase from puddles and lakes ‘n shit. You can’t possibly think poisoning your garden makes any difference. Just unfathomable.

>>510791308
They’re harmless if you don’t fuck with them, the complete opposite of niggers. Theres a hive near a fruit tree I like to sit under that hasn’t stung me once in years

>>510793780
my husband is a professional gardener, hes worked on like legitimately famous peoples gardens, and I have to say theres a lot of chemicals in that shit, if you find dead plants thats one thing but if you find dead buggies then ur definitely screwed and ull need to dig up at least 5 feet of the soil and replace it. if you start seeing dead spiders or dead moths around the area and it looks like nothing attacked them, its the fucking weed killer.

lol also if you grow food but insects around the food die, DONT EAT IT THAT SHIT WILL GIVE U CANCER OK

>>510793916
>celllar spiders
THOSE ARE THE MOST BEHAVED SPIDERS EVER. NEVER SQUISH THEM OK? THEY ALWAYS GET RID OF PESTS AND YOU NEVER EVEN SEE THEM.
Fucking horror movies give them such a bad reputation but they're the mfers keeping ur house free of ants and moths and fucking centipedes and you name it.

NEVER KILL THEM, I DONT CARE WHAT FUCKING GAY HORROR MOVIES TRY TO SHOW YOU, THEY LITERALLY DO FREE HOUSEWORK. And also if you squish bees you're just not even human.

>>510793316
its dead and im going to seek out more to kill. you could've prevented this

>>510791659
Only organic and funny thread in ages.
>newfag mutt reeeeeeeeeees
Leave

>>510794095
look at him go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>510794098
u freaking better not

>>510794144
> freaking

Go back to plebbit newfag

>>510793323
same I never swat spiders or bees, I just grab them in a cup and release them back in nature

spiders are sort of the jannies of insects, they eat a lot of annoying bugs. I never kill useful animals

now hornets and mosquitos get a slap with a newspaper

>>510793615
pyrithrin is made from crysanthimums and breaks down very quickly in sunlight
if it touches a bee when sprayed it will kill them :(
i grow weed for a living and one of the products "Safari" thats used to treat root aphids is a neonicinoid (or however you spell it) thats the shit that kills bees. if it was up to me i'd kill the humans over bees. especially the ones who wear tiny hats and run pesticide companies
fuck this

>>510793804
Best thread tonight anon well done

>>510794144
you could've prevented this. ill post proof once i wrack up a high enough body count

>117 replies and 33 images omitted. Click here to view.

Hell yeah dude.

>>510793979
the whole idea behind monsanto gmo is that the agent orange they use on the weeds won't kill the crops so it's really efficient. if the weedkiller being in the vegetable dirt is bad, the entire world is fucked. which it is. weird.

>>510791394
You are not white

I actually own a 50 by 60 honey acorn box B house with exactly 15 bumblebees, and I wonder, do you guys know how loud they actually are? They flap so hard and fast that they sound like fucking hummingbirds up close.

Also shocking, they're territorial! If you ever try to own insects dont think they're just emotionless crispers, they're not. They really will react to your emotions haha

>>510792824
The “(often unintentionally)” part of that made my brain hurt.
Bitch wants to talk about a bees intent like she knows whats up? Get fucked bitch you can’t assume my bee bros intentions.
100% written by a woman.

>chinkoid downunder admiting to using antibullying software on 4chan

aussies used to be funny a long long time ago. before the canadian. before the finn. now look at then. not a hearty kek to be had in ages. back pulling off spiders legs so the tranny ITT will post his feet

>>510793978
My grandfather was a beekeeper and when you have enough around they will Sting you at random sometimes. But it’s not even that painful and they kill themselves in the process, so it’s an acceptable and admirable (albeit dumb) sacrifice.

>>510792509
>WYD?
I get bee bee see

Remember to be careful when mowing your lawn or weed whacking. Snakes rely on ground vibrations to hear and may not anticipate the machine so far ahead of your footsteps.
>>510794091
I don't. They're brotier. I regularly find heaps of gnats beneath their webs or big dead spiders in them. I kill house spiders (Eratigena sp.) quickly and humanely.

>>510794168
bitch im from /a/, I dont use reddit, also nice thread derailment

>>510793973
You haven't read the whole post, have you

>>510794174
whens the last time someone told you that you were awesome?

>>510792407
based

>>510792407
fucking adorable

>>510794333
listen here you stupid old whore. no anon could capture the annoying patters of a middle aged mother that well. it makes me believe that you really are some dumb old bitch. keep you usless hands down by your side and off the keyboard. its feet time now, bitch. im murdering the emotional creatures because of your inaction

>>510793615
You are not white if your parents won't listen to you. Use the racist card on them, that should make them listen.

>>510793780
Aren’t for both “ares”. Fuck

>>510794333
>trips of truth
bless you anon
people that dont love bees arent people
i love bumble bees the most
honey bees are frens too
at some point we are gonna have to band together and defend them
maybe thats the catalyst for the demise od the pedophile class
americans dont care about their children being raped and murdered
fuck with thebbees though
one step too far

>>510790056 (OP)
>build bee / insect hotel
>lay on a blanket next to it
>relax to
>bzzzzzzbzzzzbzzz

>>510794203
haha

>>510794556
they're cute fuzzy bastards!

>>510791863
I discovered a bumble bee nest buried under weeds in my garden

Decided I'm just going to let the weeds grow there this year... not fucking with them

>>510792978
>honestly I wish ppl treated spooders like they treat bees
Your are falling for social media propaganda, here's the truth: people treat bees like shit, just like they treat spiders.

Meanwhile I have these niggers in my backyard

>>510794333
>They really will react to your emotions haha
you got any exemples ?

>>510794654
your feet have more brain activity than your skull. post feet, whore

>>510794479
bitch ive been on /a/ for a LONG time Im not THAT retarded, show ur wrist with a timestamp and MAYBE ill consider feet pics but Im married so just keep that in mind lmao

I just normally hang out on X - you fucking centipede ass gross ass. I hope u get snatched up by an orb weaver!!!!!!!

>>510794293
Muh jewish companies would never lie, they used science after all.
Just ignore all the auto immune diseases. Completely unrelated.

>>510794752
PFAS, best example
Actively killing us all

>>510793651
Wasp hands typed this post

have you guys seen these fat colibris? they appear in september when marigolds bloom
love them even more than bumblebees

>>510794745
look. im skimming through what you say when my subconcious sees the word "feet". i will shower your vapid mind with attention until you finally submit and post feet pics. ill work my way up the animal kingdom. when im done with arachnids...maybe ill kill some newts...maybe a hedgehog...point it...im an actual sociopathic foot fetishist

post feet now slut

>>510794333
I do know how loud they are they buzz around me all day and I only ever got stung when I was in a foul mood and moved too suddenly.
Can you stop this pretending you are a woman though or post tits. Thanks.

>>510794837
looks like a mytical creature. like a forgotten beast in dwarf fortress

Pic related attracts bumblebees.
>>510794789
Biologists calling for wasp extinction can tongue my anus
>>510794837
I hate them, they come to my garden

>>510794400
I read it a few times. Still can’t quite fathom how his parents got the idea.

>be me
>wake up
>see beeposting on /pol/
you're alright, Ameribro

>>510794534
God I wish this was true my parents ruin their entire lives over and over again because they completely ignore me.

>>510794951
these moths are very cute flappers

Thanks for the great thread frens, I'm going to bed in this flownler, gnight

>>510794837
Pretty cool example of convergent evolution. In America, it's a bird.

>>510794716
Uh, yeah so, definitely if one is in your room, and you see and chase them, they'll know ur chasing them, and once you catch them using any makeshift crap, they'll always go to the safest spot in whatever crap you used to catch them. Ever notice that? Spiders always go to the most difficult to squish spot.

If you just put a drop of water in there with a tiny bit of tuna juice or pork juice or anything that has protein, they'll eat it for sure and then fuck off right back to their safe spot

lol im not kidding and ive done this so many times, even with risky spiders that actually can penetrate human skin (bigger then average) if you give them enough time and then slowly tilt whatever you captured them with onto your hand, they WILL walk on ur hand and wont bite.

If they fall off do not try to fucking catch them, just let them go, they will find a way out. They always do. If you see them again - this might sound insane - but they will recognize you, and as long as its not a WS you should be ok, and yes, even fucking wolf spiders or black widows will recognize you.

most people are so much more afraid of spiders than they need to be, theres literally only 2 species of spiders on earth that can actually kill you, most spiders on this planet can only make you feel like shit, and that includes even if ur already sick, feel like shit, have the flu, going thru withdrawls, just fucking anything, like 97% of spiders no matter how creepy they look cant actually fuck you up

There are 2 types that definitely can though so....lol

>>510794667
What's that, does it sting

here's a photo I made last year
they are adorable

>>510794837
derp creature

>>510794870
lol cool, and also my tits are everywhere on poast so yeah im good.

>>510790056 (OP)
Based and buzzpilled

>>510795254
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FUCKING PARASITE

>>510794837
That's not a colibri, granpa.
It's some night butterfly, it's big

>>510794837
Marigolds flower before September bro but nice info anyway.
Is there anywhere on 4chan that talks about gardening? Even if there is it wouldn’t be popular.
I think we need one white boy gardening thread a day on pol. It’s political because imagine if we all just looked after our own shit? The jews would seethe so hard.

>>510795300
Hummingbird hawk-moth

>>510790426
I'm a bee... I'm a failure... What the hell am I doing here?... I don't beelong here.

>>510795024
They are dumb
>See mosquitos in the garden
>Spray the garden to get rid of mosquitos
>They came from a different place anyway
>But the extermination guy won't tell you that because he wants to charge you

>>510795338
/an/ usually has 1 thread about plants and some others about insects

>>510794951
Literally any flowers bros don’t get picky just grow flowers

>>510795239
Looks like AI or dolls. Hard to get a photo of animals all looking the same way like that.

>>510795300
>That's not a colibri
a wild genius appears! anyone can tell it's not a bird, but thanks for telling us, son
it's literally called a Hummingbird moth
>>510795338
i've only seen these guys for 2-3 weeks in mid-late september

>>510795376
bzzzzzzzofff!!!!

>>510795466
lol oh god

>>510795024
Spray entire garden to protect from insect that can just fly over the fence.
You dont hate boomers enough i promise.
The workmen who choose to do this can also face the wall.

>>510795490
>HummingBIRD moth
Nah that's stupid
It's called Akrap

>>510793018
spiders are cool and nice. those are the insects which i can tolerate in the house. flies annoy me when flying all around and mosquito with this annoying BBZZZZZZ near the ear during the night.
spider buddies just stay in their area 99% of the time and even help me by capturing another insects.
don't harm spiders, respect them

>>510795591
>don't harm spiders, respect them
see if we had more people like this maybe the planet wouldnt fucking suck right now

>>510795582
they fly just like hummingbirds, flapping their wings very fast to hover. They sound like tiny helicopters

>>510791451

picrel: I started feeding wild honeybees sugar-water to help them survive the winter months when I read about this death.

>>510791394
There are bees that aren't fuzzy?
>>510791531
European bees produce honey here. There are also African bees in the south.

>>510795700
Still not a bird

>>510793358
They are so fucking cute I wish they were the size of a cat

Protip for aussies,
Only niggers hate on bumblebees.
Be a cunt, not a nigger.

>>510791695
Aw, you must have missed the duck thread last week.

>>510795143
i handle wolf spiders all the time and have never been bit?
>>510795254
>eats your cabbage/kale/arugula
you and your kind are not welcome
>>510795466
>literally society
brutal.
>>510795445
hedgehog bros rise up
>>510795376
Heh

>>510795143
Why do they fucking keep running at me?
>be me
>oh look a spider ill leave it its not doing any harm
>runs full speed at me
>squish
They should stop. 3 in 2 weeks.

>>510795591
Spiders are not even insects, you fucking retard.

>>510795750
yeah that's what i said

>>510790056 (OP)
reminder

>>510795786
No-one would hate bumblebees if they existed here anon

>>510795791
Ducks are the only animal thats ever made me considering being a vegetarian.
close second is chickenz
i want a homestead with bees chickens ducks geese and sheep so bad bros

>>510795378
>>510795579
The whole idea has me boiling with indignation. Why not spray the atmosphere as well while you’re at it. I’m going to take a shit making angry faces now.

>>510795848
>Spiders are not even insects
nice to know, thank you
but still fuck you for calling me retard, fucking frog-eater

>>510795848
Anon don't be rude, his "brain" is just a diffuse cephalothoracic ganglion.

>>510795786
>Niggers hate bees
The feeling is mutual
This thread needs a theme:
https://youtu.be/95aMSB_LcZQ

>>510795665
how the fuck would spiders save us from the slow enslavement of mankind you fucking retard

>>510796048
Post a pic of your brain anon

>>510794667
Trantula hawk

btw do you know how much of their lifeforce they expend to sting valid targets? essentially they have what you know as firepower meters, like in a video game. You probably know it as a cum meter but unlike you, with them - its their literal lifeforce. With you? You just use baby wipes and ur all good.

If you know what a "dry bite" is or a "dry sting" is - that would be easier to explain but I guarantee you already know lol.

Theres a reason I hate anything without legs like snakes, or too many legs, like centipedes or waterbugs because they can just refill their shit with essentially no cost if they eat, meanwhile buzzy bois, and like 95% of spooders have to bite/sting you at their own detriment.

Youve probably been bitten or stung before and didnt even know it because it was a dry sting / bite. The only time youll know for sure is with honey bees. They always will BEE THEMSELVES and leave proof lmfao

>>510793223
>orb weaver
Had one of these last year, she kept putting a web up between the fence and house that I kept walking into so I put together a little wall of cinderblocks which she took to instead she then had a disturbing amount of baby spiders and died

>>510795915
There's always some contrarian asshole man, but glad to hear it.
What's your favorite animal in Australia anon?

>>510795924
in here we have people who live in the densely packed oldtown apartments they raise chickens and grow gardens on their rooftops and balconies and terraces. In Cairo they raise pigeons to race and eat. This is in the middle of the city. I wouldnt be suprised if they have rabbits and quails

>>510790056 (OP)
Based and beepilled

>>510796115
idk bitch im just having fun on a saturday morning leave me alone

>>510795866
Bro those are french marigolds and mine have been flowering for over a month already.
Must be the time of year not the marigolds.

>>510796115
we've had millipedes stop trains over here. Too many of the train tracks risking derailment https://www.livescience.com/39418-millipedes-caused-train-wreck.html happens quite often

>>510791724
>Weird thing is here 50% of pollination happens from native flys

start worrying, those flies get a whiff of the jeet horde hitting your shores and you'll have to crack the whip on those bees.

>>510793979
>>510794293
Monsanto is one of the most evil companies in existence.
Look up their "early life".

>>510795848
>Spiders are not even insects, you fucking retard.

>>510796132
look for the Dew Drop spiders in the Orb Weavers web. They are silver little guys that co-exist with the bigger Orb weavers and are amazing to see

>>510794349
It was in fact written by a woman kek

Btw dont just walk up to a fucking solitary wasp and try to pick it up because of this thread....

If you put your hand next to it and DONT MOVE IT and it crawls onto your hand, fine, but its the same with buzzy bois as it is with spooders. Let THEM make the first move.

Dont ever
1.) Try to fuck with giant hornets - you will get sting
2.) Try to fuck with wandering spiders - you will get bit.

Other than those two, you should be ok with anything solitary and not near a nest or that feels comfortable next to you. Just be polite and dont make any fast movemnts and u should be able to enjoy their company!

>inb4 we hit bump limit on this stupid fucking thread
MODS
O
D
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WHAT THE FUCK!!!

>>510796328
oh shit lol ok brb

>>510795426
No. Not any. I know what I say. Two decades we miss bumblebees until the Solano bloomed.

>>510794564
this is so cringe. Just dont have a neat constantly mowed english lawn ffs.

>>510796141
probably still jumping spiders. There's heaps like echidnas and lizards and snakes but the jumping spiders will look at you and honestly are lovey creatures. If talking about bigger animals then echidnas or quokkas

>>510796328
you fucking dumbass I know monsanto lol I almost unironically looked it up, m8 everyone knows monsanto

>>510792361
>>510792489
>>510792824
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkCiq31mj_A

>>510795466
China has the frekiest anti insect machines. Lie those zap lanterns are so freaky

>>510796205
sure, it is the time of year, the moths don't come for marigolds specifically.
my photos were taken on 25th sept last year in mom's garden, but she plants marigolds late, so they flower late - after most other flowers have already stopped.

>>510792978
I had a cellar spider female living under a cabinet which I used to store all crap I never use, like old PC parts and soldering irons, she's been there for almost a year. I fed her silverfishes which I would sometimes find in the bathroom and give her water. A few days ago I came to check on her and saw she was being eaten by another, slightly larger female.

>>510796149
A Salam anon
i have been to egypt and stayed in Cairo
for a couple weeks.
other than the habbibis honking their horns at all hours
one of my favorite cities on earth
Old Cairo is fascinating
buildings so old the street builds up above the door
cute kots everywhere
friendly people
amazing food
Egypt is a great country

>>510796141
what is your favourite American animal anon?

>>510796484
Spoke to my father to allow some grass to go wild on his property, he agreed. I prepared the soil a bit and planted a bunch of native wildflowers, hundreds or thousands of seeds. Fast forward that nigger mowed everything after two weeks. Mfw

>>510796392
I didn’t feel any vindication reading your confirmation. I already knew 100%.
We need for them to go back to shutting the fuck up and staying out of the public eye im so fatigued by their childish retardation.

>>510796653
boomers need to be culled.

>>510796478
Ok bro good for you. They go from one flower to the next here completely unfussed about what type of flower it is.

>>510796115
heard you talking shit about us anon. i mean them

>>510796328
>>510795426
Did you know... Monsanto started the so called "Invasive Biology" discipline? Just to sell Round-Up. And now juden cuck biologists act as mercenaries of pesticides and sanitary rifle industries.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AT4Zczx_bik

>>510796547
I like the fuzzy little jumping spiders, those little guys have balls. As far as bugs go praying mantis are bros, and fun to watch.
>echidnas
Only two living monotremes, and you guys get them both
> quokkas
Always smiling!