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Anonymous (ID: 1U9+TjpL) United Kingdom No.510797257 >>510797316 >>510797413 >>510797465 >>510797479 >>510797515 >>510797518 >>510797540 >>510797603 >>510797608 >>510797614 >>510797622 >>510797626 >>510797652 >>510797663 >>510797681 >>510797704 >>510797841 >>510797890 >>510798296 >>510798480 >>510798583 >>510798821 >>510799485 >>510799627 >>510799850 >>510799967 >>510800374 >>510800483 >>510800747
I canโ€™t do it anymore bros
After 4 fucking warning I still had to eat a lasagna with green pesto in it. I was planning on killing my wife but I couldnโ€™t do it so I decided to end myself. FUCK THAT BITCH
Anonymous (ID: dkqlvTPo) Spain No.510797316 >>510797386
>>510797257 (OP)
Don't do it, bro. You'll reincarnate as me.
Anonymous (ID: UNPeWMaw) United States No.510797340
see you tomorrow
Anonymous (ID: +091TznS) United States No.510797360 >>510797948
Pesto is good though

Grow a Brian Moran
Anonymous (ID: dkqlvTPo) Spain No.510797386 >>510797778
>>510797316
wasted opportunity to switch to an Indian VPN
Anonymous (ID: A0Q2qX1i) Australia No.510797413
>>510797257 (OP)
at least end your life over soggy fish and chips or something bong retard
Anonymous (ID: GKK4XtpY) France No.510797465
>>510797257 (OP)
Still better than the trash that you call food over there.
Anonymous (ID: JIkKewZQ) Israel No.510797479 >>510797584 >>510798583
>>510797257 (OP)
fuck pesto
Anonymous (ID: kN5HpfYE) Austria No.510797515
>>510797257 (OP)
>Brit considering suicide over bad food
This was always going to happen
Anonymous (ID: O5fo7RZY) United Kingdom No.510797518 >>510797948 >>510798364
>>510797257 (OP)
>lasagna with green pesto
sounds delicious. If you don't eant you wife I'll have her.
Anonymous (ID: 9cSJFc9b) Sweden No.510797540
>>510797257 (OP)
Tie a rope? lol
Anonymous (ID: ns1MiLxs) United States No.510797570 >>510797624
I hate to say this but if you were planning to kill your wife then yes you should just kill yourself before you end up hurting someone else. I'm sorry but its a fact if this is who you are then you should rope.
Anonymous (ID: cBzkTaqI) Finland No.510797584
>>510797479
fuck israel
Anonymous (ID: 8xx1WRMD) Canada No.510797603
>>510797257 (OP)
>Brits ending themselves over their sloppa

Are you the guy from ratemytakeaway?
Anonymous (ID: dwHVrjUS) United States No.510797608
>>510797257 (OP)
Wait before you go....can I has your stuff?
Anonymous (ID: KCXhqpsh) Spain No.510797614 >>510797975
>>510797257 (OP)
Why do all the larpers on here talk about killing themselves instead of taking out some of the parasite class of politicians before they do that?
Anonymous (ID: yXn2NYce) France No.510797622
>>510797257 (OP)
See you in another incarnation. Remember you are on this earth forever, until you break the cycle.
Anonymous (ID: +091TznS) United States No.510797624
>>510797570
Simp mentality
Anonymous (ID: xUHomLh4) New Zealand No.510797626 >>510797915
>>510797257 (OP)
Are you allergic to pesto?
Anonymous (ID: Osyyq2zk) France No.510797652
>>510797257 (OP)
You really want to be caught hanging from that shit of a noose?
You can't even be bothered to make it half decent and presentable?
Anonymous (ID: Iba9SBsz) United Kingdom No.510797663
>>510797257 (OP)
Thatโ€™s stove/fireproof rope. Itโ€™ll itch like fuck, find something nicer on the skin. Also never eaten lasagne, looks like a half burner body with skin coming off it.
Anonymous (ID: TD19h57a) Germany No.510797681 >>510797915 >>510797948
>>510797257 (OP)
Lasagna with green pesto in it doesn't sound bad at all desu
Anonymous (ID: JVdLqmIj) Poland No.510797704
>>510797257 (OP)
Can't you at least take out some politicians or smth?
Anonymous (ID: DRVKyxk8) Poland No.510797778 >>510798211
>>510797386
I'm glad you didn't because that sounds disgusting. Like using the internet through a layer of shit and worst thing - it's touching both ways.
Anonymous (ID: xstykQKB) No.510797841
>>510797257 (OP)
aw sweet a pesto anon thread
Anonymous (ID: sz6pkDyC) Greece No.510797890 >>510800648
>>510797257 (OP)
Do a backflip
Anonymous (ID: 1U9+TjpL) United Kingdom No.510797915
>>510797681
>>510797626
PESTO IS DISGUSTING AND I WARNED HER 4 times
Anonymous (ID: RhetT1sS) United States No.510797948 >>510797988 >>510798263 >>510800758
>>510797360
>>510797518
>>510797681
the delicate flavors of pesto would be ruined by a long bake in the oven. it should only be tossed on hot pasta and never cooked.
His wife is an idiot and so are the rest of you.
Anonymous (ID: zJtQ0SJx) Netherlands No.510797975
>>510797614
This, or burning down some mosques full of people.
Anonymous (ID: 1U9+TjpL) United Kingdom No.510797988
>>510797948
THIS THIS THIS
Anonymous (ID: UvBER2Ws) United States No.510798182
Bro like take a nap
Take a vacation or something.Don't kill yourself.I know life can be pretty awful sometimes but there's also some really amazing things to experiences i have my cat and my mom is still alive so I can't check out myself
Anonymous (ID: dkqlvTPo) Spain No.510798211 >>510798993 >>510800085
>>510797778
Yeah. But the lulz would have made it worth it.
Anonymous (ID: 3wUa66sS) United Kingdom No.510798263
>>510797948
>the delicate flavors of pesto
Faggot detected
Anonymous (ID: Wilg6Bv3) United Kingdom No.510798296
>>510797257 (OP)
Kill your wife you retard.
Anonymous (ID: YFDQxGCt) United Kingdom No.510798364
>>510797518
>eant
Did you mean eat or want?
Anonymous (ID: M69e8Ruh) No.510798457
I sympathize with you, but you chose this path, willingly on your own accord, and on your own.
Enjoy, no way out of hell.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CtVkEzSrpRE&pp
Anonymous (ID: 8QVQAJIv) Ireland No.510798480
>>510797257 (OP)
bro you need to kill her before you an hero yourself
don't just leave garbage around like that at least put your things in order before you go
Anonymous (ID: ZApKUbfI) United States No.510798583
>>510797257 (OP)
Tonight she will be raped by my hands.
I got this /bro/

>>510797479
pesto is for niggers
Anonymous (ID: GHJri/WU) India No.510798821 >>510799389
>>510797257 (OP)
Do it, bro. You'll reincarnate as me.
Anonymous (ID: 9obt5V92) Denmark No.510798993 >>510799389
>>510798211
That clip was fucking hilarious, thanks.
A slightly audible lul is rare these days.
bonus check for filename effort
Anonymous (ID: dkqlvTPo) Spain No.510799389 >>510800080
>>510798993
Kek. Cheers, fren. Hope your day is all sunshine and rainbows.
>>510798821
Son of a bitch, give credit lmao
Anonymous (ID: Aiv8rfXS) United Kingdom No.510799485
>>510797257 (OP)
I'm sure you could make a better looking knot at least anon. Look up the long drop table as well.
Anonymous (ID: CcdX9L9K) United States No.510799627
>>510797257 (OP)
Better to do yourself than someone else.
Id suggest what you do beforehand, but Id get banned.
Anonymous (ID: Cb30ZPl1) Canada No.510799850
>>510797257 (OP)
If that's how you tie a noose you should probably unironically do it anon...
Anonymous (ID: y17tLJfO) United States No.510799967
>>510797257 (OP)
you should learn to tie a noose properly, and use a proper fucking rope not a tiny paracord, you utter retard
Anonymous (ID: GHJri/WU) India No.510800080
>>510799389
Cheers mate. But I can't give you credit for being born an Indian. That one's to my mom and dad.
Anonymous (ID: blmFEaG0) United States No.510800085
>>510798211
>Heh Indians are best people. We take over white countries. Wut is bloody BENCHODE Timmy gonna d-AAAACK

Between the retarded train deaths, electrocutions, drownings, and overall death from illness due to poor hygiene, Iโ€™m honestly impressed how their birth rates outpace death somehow
Anonymous (ID: S2KGDMxz) Germany No.510800374
>>510797257 (OP)
that's a really shitty knot bro, I would be embarrassed to kill myself with that
Anonymous (ID: vSSCIFD1) Brazil No.510800483
>>510797257 (OP)
Oy mate got a loincense for that?
Anonymous (ID: 0hkeKPf3) Germany No.510800648
>>510797890
Faggot
Anonymous (ID: Pd/MT9b0) United Kingdom No.510800747
>>510797257 (OP)
>After 4 fucking warning I still had to eat a lasagna with green pesto in it.
KEK
Anonymous (ID: vRBDGIDB) United States No.510800758
>>510797948
holy based

did i just find a freshly made pesto tossed with freshly made pasta bro on /pol/?????

we're fucking mangiamomaxxing tonight