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After 4 fucking warning I still had to eat a lasagna with green pesto in it. I was planning on killing my wife but I couldn’t do it so I decided to end myself. FUCK THAT BITCH
>>510797257 (OP)Don't do it, bro. You'll reincarnate as me.
Pesto is good though
Grow a Brian Moran
>>510797316wasted opportunity to switch to an Indian VPN
>>510797257 (OP)at least end your life over soggy fish and chips or something bong retard
>>510797257 (OP)Still better than the trash that you call food over there.
>>510797257 (OP)>Brit considering suicide over bad foodThis was always going to happen
>>510797257 (OP)>lasagna with green pestosounds delicious. If you don't eant you wife I'll have her.
I hate to say this but if you were planning to kill your wife then yes you should just kill yourself before you end up hurting someone else. I'm sorry but its a fact if this is who you are then you should rope.
>>510797257 (OP)>Brits ending themselves over their sloppaAre you the guy from ratemytakeaway?
>>510797257 (OP)Wait before you go....can I has your stuff?
>>510797257 (OP)Why do all the larpers on here talk about killing themselves instead of taking out some of the parasite class of politicians before they do that?
>>510797257 (OP)See you in another incarnation. Remember you are on this earth forever, until you break the cycle.
>>510797257 (OP)Are you allergic to pesto?
>>510797257 (OP)You really want to be caught hanging from that shit of a noose?
You can't even be bothered to make it half decent and presentable?
>>510797257 (OP)That’s stove/fireproof rope. It’ll itch like fuck, find something nicer on the skin. Also never eaten lasagne, looks like a half burner body with skin coming off it.
>>510797257 (OP)Lasagna with green pesto in it doesn't sound bad at all desu
>>510797257 (OP)Can't you at least take out some politicians or smth?
>>510797386I'm glad you didn't because that sounds disgusting. Like using the internet through a layer of shit and worst thing - it's touching both ways.
>>510797257 (OP)aw sweet a pesto anon thread
>>510797681>>510797626PESTO IS DISGUSTING AND I WARNED HER 4 times
>>510797360>>510797518>>510797681the delicate flavors of pesto would be ruined by a long bake in the oven. it should only be tossed on hot pasta and never cooked.
His wife is an idiot and so are the rest of you.
>>510797614This, or burning down some mosques full of people.
Bro like take a nap
Take a vacation or something.Don't kill yourself.I know life can be pretty awful sometimes but there's also some really amazing things to experiences i have my cat and my mom is still alive so I can't check out myself
>>510797778Yeah. But the lulz would have made it worth it.
>>510797257 (OP)Kill your wife you retard.
>>510797518>eantDid you mean eat or want?
I sympathize with you, but you chose this path, willingly on your own accord, and on your own.
Enjoy, no way out of hell.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CtVkEzSrpRE&pp
>>510797257 (OP)bro you need to kill her before you an hero yourself
don't just leave garbage around like that at least put your things in order before you go
>>510797257 (OP)Tonight she will be raped by my hands.
I got this /bro/
>>510797479pesto is for niggers
>>510797257 (OP)Do it, bro. You'll reincarnate as me.
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>>510798211That clip was fucking hilarious, thanks.
A slightly audible lul is rare these days.
bonus check for filename effort
>>510798993Kek. Cheers, fren. Hope your day is all sunshine and rainbows.
>>510798821Son of a bitch, give credit lmao
>>510797257 (OP)I'm sure you could make a better looking knot at least anon. Look up the long drop table as well.
>>510797257 (OP)Better to do yourself than someone else.
Id suggest what you do beforehand, but Id get banned.
>>510797257 (OP)If that's how you tie a noose you should probably unironically do it anon...
>>510797257 (OP)you should learn to tie a noose properly, and use a proper fucking rope not a tiny paracord, you utter retard
>>510799389Cheers mate. But I can't give you credit for being born an Indian. That one's to my mom and dad.
>>510798211>Heh Indians are best people. We take over white countries. Wut is bloody BENCHODE Timmy gonna d-AAAACKBetween the retarded train deaths, electrocutions, drownings, and overall death from illness due to poor hygiene, I’m honestly impressed how their birth rates outpace death somehow
>>510797257 (OP)that's a really shitty knot bro, I would be embarrassed to kill myself with that
>>510797257 (OP)Oy mate got a loincense for that?
>>510797948holy based
did i just find a freshly made pesto tossed with freshly made pasta bro on /pol/?????
we're fucking mangiamomaxxing tonight
