Thread 510814974

I'm going to be a librarian, and I will offer free professional-grade lattes (but tips are always appreciated).

>>510814974 (OP)
i'll be a welder like i am now

I’m going to teach kids about lgbt issues, in private of course ;)

>>510814974 (OP)
I'm going to be the rapist.

>>510815185
Ill be his fluffer

>>510815099
recommend me a good face mask for a beginner plz

>>510814974 (OP)
I'd force people at gun point to write poetry.

>>510814974 (OP)
Capitalist terrorist

>>510815327
cheapest one if you are just doing some welding in your garage or something

>>510815185
There can only be one rapist in this town, and it's gonna be me.

>>510814974 (OP)
I’m going be a nigger rancher. I will herd the niggers and march them across the country for the auctions.

>>510814974 (OP)
Like most of us, I will be burying socialists for months after their little "revolution".

>>510814974 (OP)
nigger and faggot executioner

>>510815555
I can't compete with quads. There goes my ten year plan.

>>510815555
I don't know fren, but with numerals such as those - sounds like we have a Rape-Off on our hands!

>>510814974 (OP)
Seat sniffer

>>510815530
what do you think of this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKu6r6_l_rI

>>510815821
audibly kek'd

>>510815952
Thanks, I was wondering what my role was going to be. I was going with dog psychologist, but now it's clear I'll be the rape off facilitator. I'll provide astroglide and baby oil and explain the rules. LET'S GET READY TO RAPE OFF!

>>510816025
christ

>>510814974 (OP)
I will be a historian.

>>510814974 (OP)
>What will be your job after the socialist revolution?

>>510815821
>>510816043

>>510816221
good? bad?

>>510814974 (OP)
I will interrogate class traitors and counter revolutionary elements

>>510815555
QUADS CONFIRM! THIS MAN IS THERAPIST!

>>510816315
awful, literally something a third worlder would make

>>510814974 (OP)
I’m going to rape women at the Gulags

>>510815555
>gods strongest rapist

>>510814974 (OP)
I am classed job-incapable because of my social anxiety. I will get social security just like I do now.

>>510816396
i just need it for a quick set of welds, i dont wanna spend any money and it doesnt have to be pretty, what should I do?

>>510814974 (OP)
I want to become a fireman

and burn books filled with old-world lies

>>510814974 (OP)
Breeding the jewishness out of hot yentas.

>>510814974 (OP)
i'll be a book burner, go around burning all the non-conformist books, and wrongthink stuff that the emperor doesn't approve of. smash all the video games, console, anything that hurts the cause. If it's not productive, we don't need it in our utopia.

>>510815555
Based. So... as the town rapist your job is to rape any unaccompanied women without legal repercussions.

>>510816616
duno, might be cheaper to just rent a stick welder

>>510815555
Nice quintish quads.
Keep in mind that you'll be competing with Maldovan professionals with decades of experience in the communist global economy.

>>510815386
Don't have to force me.

There once was a patron of the arts
An anon who smelled like farts
He commissioned some verse
Using a weapon and even worse
He had very tiny private parts

>>510816270
that's false the city was buried by a volcano eruption. volcanic ash contains carbon, primarily in the form of organic carbon and black carbon. This makes it impossible to carbon-date.

>>510815555
Please treat the fluffer well. Or worse I dunno. Whatever he wants.

>>510814974 (OP)
Why are the Horus Heresy books impossible to acquire in physical form beyond book 3?

>>510814974 (OP)
paperpusher

>>510814974 (OP)
Bounty Hunter

>>510817272
black library always publishes incredibly small physical volumes of even popular series to limit supply and create collectors value because theyre sadistic jews

>t. had to pay some australian cunt $200 for a mint special edition of gaunts ghosts necropolis (no regrets)

>>510817667
That's fucking aggravating. I'm not spending $90 on The Flight of Eisenstein. Even had a few shelves dedicated to the series.

Link to video?

>>510817272
>>510817667
why would you give half a cent to gay's wormshot???
books are available in pdfs
fluff is on lexicanum and 1d6chan
I even advocate printing in 15mm and 3mm to be sure not to be compatible with their retarded "rules" and miniatures, desu

>>510815821
>>510816307

>>510817997
True warriors of Allah (SWT) will use LibreOffice Calc

I'll be KGB
You losers that don't show up for work on time..
i'm coming for you. I'll kick in your door drag you out of bed, throw you in a van and take you to the reeducation camps where they put the chip in your head, that has behavioral modification ai. The mere thought of poetry, and you'll start slapping yourself uncontrollably. Our train system in america is insufficient we need 2 million miles of high speed track put down pronto. no slackers, there's a lot of rock that needs breaking, a lot of glowing red hot beam to move.

>>510818332
and a happy hannukah to you

I'm gonna work on a potato farm. I like potatoes so it will be a good fit for me.

>>510817996
>why would you give half a cent to gay's wormshot???

because...i...i must...I MUST CONSOOM - I MUST ABSORB THE LORESOY DIRECTLY INTO MY BODY - KINDLE ISNT GOOD ENOUGH - I MUST STAIN THE PAGES OF THE VERVUNHIVE SIEGE WITH MY CHEETOHED FINGERS - DEATH TO SHEBOL RED HAND DEATH TO QUX OF THE EYELESS DEATH TO ENOK INNOKENTI DEATH TO HERITOR ASPHODEL DEATH TO ANAKWANNER SEK DEATH TO THE GAUR

THE SANGUINARIE TRIBES WILL BURN
THE SABBOT CLUSTER LIVES
THE SAINT WILLS IT
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS
RRRREEEEEE

>>510818753
sounds gayer than slaaneshis
no wonder you're pedospacing, desu

>>510814974 (OP)
Probably construction. The only part of construction I don’t enjoy is shitty supervisors who don’t work but make more money.

>>510814974 (OP)
Put some fucking pants on grandma.

im finna stand on street corners and say NIGGER nigger nignog NIGGER nigger!!!

>>510816270

Looks like google AI has different opinion

>>510815555
Rape contest...

>>510815327
Any of them are fine. I use a piece of shit $40 mask at work so I dont have to care if it gets broken. Good mask stays in my own shop for comfy work.

>>510817997
this is just like the plot of dune

Anti-communist guerilla fighter

>>510815555
you motherfucker

>>510815976

farts are both particles and waves
the waves go in your ears
the particles go in your nose
they are then digested by your olfactory organ, and filed away for future reference
they literally become a part of you.

Each new smell you encounter, those reference samples get pulled out and compared against the new

>>510820246
>motherfucker
I mean he is the town rapist

Tomboy impregnator.

>>510814974 (OP)
I'll be in charge of executing the failed socialist revolutionaries.

>>510821236
see
>>510818713
That's cool. I'm not a revolutionary, I just like potatoes.

>>510814974 (OP)
guerrilla fighter against all those fucking communists

>>510815821
great template

>>510814974 (OP)
>>510815465
>>510815818
>>510820060
>>510822636

ALL fascist collaborators will die.

>>510823258
> let's become fascistic and pretend that who that fight against us are fascists!!
kek

>>510814974 (OP)
Probably be a night time hybrid custodian / maintenance/ security guard like I've been doing at the 20 years since I was 18 at the local university faculty office building. Im probably gonna be that job til I die. Don't see myself ever retiring in all honesty.