Thread 510818725

I need to speak to someone, its important, my life is in danger.

Interpol here. You need to call your local police department and/or psychiatrist

>>510818725 (OP)
they're the one that put your life in danger, op.

>>510818824
im serious

>>510818725 (OP)
Bot scripts are not human so your post is invalid.

>>510818725 (OP)
I'm not a federal agent but if you're a nigger I'll let you tongue my anus anyway.

>>510818880
So am I

>>510818725 (OP)
They told you it didn't concern you, but you wouldn't listen

Iktf op

I'm a federal wildlife officer what is it?

>>510818725 (OP)
There would probably be.

I was doxxed and poisoned by a user, I need help getting the proper medical treatment. I suspect other users may be at risk of the same threats.

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bumping for help

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Give us some backstory anon and do you know what you were poisoned with? Why interpol and not rcmp and ER visit

>>510819788
>do you know what you were poisoned with?
It was my semen, I ate way too much pineapple.
/thread

>>510818725 (OP)
Federal Interpol here. The best thing you can do is contact local Interpol. Don't forget to include your pronouns and gender identity in the victim information form.
>Due to a recent rise in call volume, your estimated wait time is 6 months to 1 year. Please avoid being killed before we can get back to you. Thank you for calling and have a nice day.

>>510819788
I was targeted by a user on the /x/ board, I believe it may either be radiation or heavy metals. I would like to contact rcmp if they are here but I am not sure which agents operate here. I believe I have uncovered an operation to target users of the 4chan site in this manner. The previous hack is being used to profile and target people by malicious actors. I have more information but I have already said too much and may be garnering more attention that I would like to. please if there are rcmp agents or otherwise, I would like to speak to them

>>510819963
Kek Argentina, how you doing little guy? Gosh aren’t you growing up. You got internet and everything, good for you

>>510820188
What do you mean you don’t know which agents operate here
>of the 4chan site in this manner
Are you Indian? I heard if you self deport it cures things like poison

>>510820384
I dont post here often enough to know. I've just heard rumors of it. hoping its real

>>510818725 (OP)
Im Major Hugh G Rection with the DNI. How can I help?

>>510820288
my momma got us starlink because nothing reaches here

bump

bumping for help

anyone?

>>510822600
I'm part of the special Bramman Task Force. How many I be of service?

>>510822772
real?

>>510818725 (OP)

You could move back to India if beavers scare you.

Why's it taking so long for y'all to either gaslight my mom into getting a uterus transplant, or secretly preform one on her without her knowledge

>>510822901
I was born here. im trying to get legitimate help. Im an actual leaf.

>>510823089
how come the jannies delete good thread but leave schizo ones untouched?

>>510818725 (OP)
Your dog wanting to rape you leaf is not a danger , is karma, leaf.
Better call the veterinarian

>>510823236
I dont own a dog, im just trying to get help

>>510818725 (OP)
I am agent J. Huffensgirlsfarnts i can help OP go ahead and ask me anything

>>510823318
shouldn't have smoke weed

>>510820188
Go to the emergency room. Tell them you are an urban explorer and it's possible you got exposed to heavy metals or radiation in your fucking abouts. If it turns out you have exposure you can then tell the police because they will be there shortly. Radiation poisoning means once you piss in the toilet it's radioactive and anyone else using it is too. Go to the hospital.

>>510818725 (OP)
Let's here your tales of woe op.
>in before personal army

>>510823200
Meth: the thread.

OP if serious, just take it easy. Don't tell anyone irl about it, they won't understand and will just make matters worse for you. I've been in one of those psychosis holding buildings cause I was straight up watching music video threats from hell and living in the matrix. I wasn't even under its effects at the time anymore, I was just drunk and ranting about it so I was sent in one for a day. The guys in there with me were on a similar trip. The best the state could offer was to have a foreigner doctor zoom call tell them that they are crazy and will be held here for a week (just a recliner. No windows. Nothing to pass the time), then they will be sent to a different location against their will

>>510823435
I was shitposting on /x/ and I was targeted by some psycho thats going around doxxing and poisoning people. they are taunting me with vagueposts about it.

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40368265/

Op enters schizophrenic psychosis, sad. I have similar thoughts but I had to learn about my illness. It still gets me some times, takes a lot of effort to not believe in the delusions at times.

Go to the ER, and tell them what you believe, they'll diagnosis you properly. Stay off /x/, it's a bunch of schizos thinking they're accessing different dimensions.

>>510823370
I'll smoke it for you as a service. If anyone asks if you smoke weed you just tell them you've got a guy working on it ans the paperwork in Canada for you. Then show them this picture.

>>510823749
go to the local psychiatrist
say you're hypochondriac
get more drugs

>>510820188
RCMP here. Ignore the American flag. My service provider on the border is American.

Can you tell me more aboot this? Was the poison in poutine or red wine (if you're a French Canadian)?

>>510823749
They will try to meme it as one thing or another, but they are like blind people fishing for threads. Ignore whatever you want and entertain whatever you want. They won't do shit

>>510823749
Can you point out on the shitpost where the anon poisoned you? Quick question, how many days have you been up on meth

>>510818725 (OP)
too bad
TOTAL LEAFJEET DEATH

Federal/interpol here,. FUCK YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE, BITCH!

HAAAHAHAHAHA

GET SUPER FUCKED!! I HATE C*NADIANS!

>>510822867
Should I transfer you to the Kshatriya or Vaishya department down the hall?

>>510823844
>listening to the schlomo doctor
They do not give a flying fuck about you. You are malfunctioning slave biomeat. They put you on sedatives every time.
So you can keep functioning as a wage slave, then you are maybe at best not homeless at the graces of the moneylenders and keepers.

>>510824084
Seems legit, op this guy is on the level

>>510818725 (OP)

Greetings OP, what are your symptoms and how do you believe you were poisoned?

There are many possible answers.
If it was a disease rather than a poison, then we need to know.

>>510818725 (OP)
Glow nigger here to help

>>510824235
You're an idiot

>>510820188
>/x/tard leafjeet poisons himself because he unironically listened to some /x/nigger's instruction on how he should bleach himself "for all the health benefits that they don't want you to know"
it's not heavy metals, it's just all the chlorine gases you generated into your room, and you poisoned yourself because you're a fucking retard, nobody "targeted" you, they "target" gullible fucking retards, of which you just happen to be one

>>510824663
Sounds like a rather elaborate story, does it have a foundation?

>>510823749
if you believe being poisoned you should seek medical help not shitty memes from frog board for autistic kids

>>510818725 (OP)
Yes, Citizen?

>>510823749
you'e so blithe, maybe you do unironically need meds for your retardation

>>510824766
it's the chlorine dioxide shilling that they've been doing on this board, i should have figured they wpuld spam that shit all over /x/ when it rightfully failed to take off here, they just give you instructions on how to gas yourself in order to drink poolwater, it's literally just the modern version of blowing funny crystals, and fucking de,ented retards like op are the ones who fall for it, with predicted results

>>510820188
>>>510819788
>I was targeted by a user on the /x/ board, I believe it may either be radiation or heavy metals. I would like to contact rcmp if they are here but I am not sure which agents operate here. I believe I have uncovered an operation to target users of the 4chan site in this manner. The previous hack is being used to profile and target people by malicious actors. I have more information but I have already said too much and may be garnering more attention that I would like to. please if there are rcmp agents or otherwise, I would like to speak to them
>
step 1 --- buy a cheap geiger counter on Ebay.
step 2 --- r-e-a-d what normal background readings are.
step 3 --- listen for your god damn self? That the thing clicks normally as you point it at yourself, your food, your pineapples, your black boyfriend's dick... whatever.
Step 4 --- that all accomplished? Maybe some nice little pill some mornings. My advice.

>>510818725 (OP)

77th Brigade here, Moh and Rizwan on call. We dont work weekends actually, can this wait?

>>510825402
>>>510824766
>it's the chlorine dioxide shilling that they've been doing on this board, i should have figured they wpuld spam that shit all over /x/ when it rightfully failed to take off here, they just give you instructions on how to gas yourself in order to drink poolwater, it's literally just the modern version of blowing funny crystals, and fucking de,ented retards like op are the ones who fall for it, with predicted results
>
I've personally seen?
Actual "Mustard gas" recipes online.
The PPM calculated? Through the roof.
Of course, you can post the old stand-by. The miniature penny, after 5 minutes in the microwave? Idiots set their microwaves on fire, every single time.

>>510818725 (OP)
Don't worry OP, your IP is currently being backtraced and Retrieval Team 47 is on the way to your location to take you in. Please unlock your front door, lie face down on the floor of your living room, and carefully follow all orders that will be given to you to make this as easy and orderly as possible.

>>510820188
>I believe it may either be radiation or heavy metals.
Don't be silly OP, what kind of person would just have access to radioactive materials like that?

That’s fools gold under a red spotlight. I know because I’ve done this exact thing before. What OP needs to do is get himself checked out for parasites. Ontario is brutal this time of year for parasites

>>510826670
Hey glowie, be sure to let us arcane wizards know if the whole nipah virus plot gets out of hand and we'll remove the threat just like with the moving fungus from the good ol jab way back.

After all, everything is moving smoothly now, even for us boys who fuck with reality and causality.

>>510828877
should have taken the vaccine for the marxist mind virus

>>510827109
glowies, of course.
gotta spoonfeed them, "Anon".
glowies will fly a TR3B over your house and cook you with microwaves for a few seconds each night for months if you post about all of the money the Pentagon soaks up to build Space Epstein Island.
Anon might think I'm joking, but I'm serious. for 20 trillion, I guarantee I would be poisoning Canadians with hard-to-come-by poisons. for zero money, I'd use a rake.

>>510818725 (OP)
Shouldn't have talked about UFOs, faggot.

Stop freaking out, you're not dying, you old dumbass.

>>510826670
>aluminum shell casing
exactly how poor are you

>>510818725 (OP)
Mossad reporting in
Tell me your secrets and how much money you have

You guys visit this place even off duty? Why?

>>510823891
boomer fed detected

>>510831663
They're like the jannies. They do it for free.

>>510831072
I used to draw and write stories involving child pregnancy
It actually caused reality as a whole to bend to my desires
I suspect Big Mouth, Mr Pickles, and Momma Named Me Sheriff were made as targeted media
Then at some point, someone chickened out of targeting me

>>510830844
>aluminum shell casing
Federal Premium HST LE, you nogunz retard.
It's the best pistol round available and costs more than you make in a month, but I don't have to personally pay for it anyway. The case in premium ammo is nickel plated brass to improve chambering and extraction.

>>510834459
Nice aluminum shell casings poorfag

>>510820188
I told you, you couldn't hide.

Fed here sup bro. I can talk if you email me. I'm not joking by the way

>>510818725 (OP)
>>510820188
Special agent /pol/ here, can you tell us more about these accusations, and what evidence you have? information will reach the right ears if truthful

>>510834698
Who else needs help I can post my fbi.gov email

>>510834881
I'd like it, do you cover up for pedos Mr. Glowie? I can't NEET forever and play vigilante on these fuckers.