Thread 510821305

Forgive me but I can't stay quiet any longer (and its going to come out eventually) but we need to be preparing faster.

A group of astronomers detected a large interstellar object heading towards Earth earlier this year. It's unofficial name is Onyx [Harbinger]. It's a large dark glass-like structure spanning over 300 kilometers in length.

No it's not 3I/ATLAS. It will come after that and is expected to arrive in Earth's orbit around July 2027. It's trajectory is deliberate and based on available research we are not facing a collision but an invasion.

It is believed to be hostile in nature due to factors that I cannot disclose.

>>510821305 (OP)
so.. two more solar cycles? Will they offer free checking accounts?

>>510821305 (OP)
And that's the lie
If you don't know poltards, in the UFO community, they determined that yes UFO were on earth for a while now (truth) but soon the govt will spread a lie that a ship is coming (lie). BUT the year 2027 is apparently an important date for the govt to do something big (truth).

See how they do "truths within lies and lies within truths"?

OP, Why did you know tell me this when we were having sex last night. You promised to love me and we were going to get married and have kids. How can I trust you now. And, and I let you fuck me in the ass. I am so sad. Tyrone`s sister.

>>510822238
That's a year before when knowledge of the fact that we were attacked with bio-weapons is expected to reach full social saturation, interesting.

>>510821305 (OP)
what else can you tell us anon? trajectory, dimensions, design, any signals it's emitting or anything else?
what is its relationship (definite or presumed) with oumouamoua, atlas, or any other known objects?

where is it coming from?

>>510822998
I'm glad you get it!

>>510821305 (OP)
So Operation Bluebeam = 2027?

Thanks, Eglin

gay

Sounds cool. Looking forward to killing some aliens.

>>510821305 (OP)
>a large dark glass-like structure spanning over 300 kilometers in length.
I choose to believe we are being invaded by a galactic pint of guinness

>>510821305 (OP)
It's just your mom.

>hide and wait for them to kill all niggers
>emerge victorious
i repopulate this Earth as Chud, inheritor of blessings. total nigger death. thank you for reading my blog.

>>510821305 (OP)
>>510821305 (OP)
>It is believed to be hostile in nature due to factors that I cannot disclose.

Shut the fuck up

>>510821305 (OP)
A large interstellar object just flew over your moms house.

>>510821305 (OP)
5.0023063236659E+22 more atomic units of time

>>510821305 (OP)
there's always something 'following' I remember back in 1997 there was something supposed to be following the Hale-Bop comet.

>>510821305 (OP)
Space niggers can fuck off, we're full.

>>510821305 (OP)
Make sure you get on the ships, retard
You're definitely going to outer space, not just taken underground to be tortured and harvested
Have fun in space bro

>>510821305 (OP)
>2 more years
I hope it strikes Israel and India simultaneously

>>510821305 (OP)
High on cocaine
I'm about to OD
I'll beat these alien bitches
Like it's the UFC

>>510821305 (OP)
Good. Anything is better than having jews controlling the world

>>510823827
>choose to believe we are being invaded by a galactic pint of guinness
Lord Father in heaven make this anon a Type Green so that it may be so

>>510821305 (OP)
>modified operation bluebeam
The aliens are the U.S. global government. Don’t trust the aliens, US government or friendly aliens. It’s all fake. Screencap.

>>510821305 (OP)
>It is believed to be hostile in nature due to factors that I cannot disclose
Why does your closeted homosexuality have any bearing on its hostility?

>>510821305 (OP)
>2 more years
MOOOODS

Yo im gonna have to tell ET that if his friend dosent have some bomb ass space weed or a couple cases of beer he's gonna have to leave.

This is now an Epstein thread

>alien bitches try invading
>they've never seen kinetic weapons and have no defenses
>their phasers are dope, but we also have good firepower
>world turns into a fucking slaughterfest
Please GOD make this happen thx

>>510821305 (OP)
Can confirm
I'm from the even more distant future and a mad scramble to obtain the technology of the invaders, who died in stasis en route, is what triggers the Finno-Korean Hyperwar.

>>510821305 (OP)
Ok cool I hope they nuke this gay world.

>>510821305 (OP)
I dont like 2 more years ones. I want my disappointments more frequent please, 2 monthers tops. Go come up with something for the meantime.

OH NO BETTER KNEEL TO A ONE WORLD COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP! ITS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE OURSELVES FROM THE VERY VERY REAL AYLEUMS!!1

>>510821305 (OP)
I don't fucking care, cope.

When will mankind end?

This is the most recent simulation of the attack, if defenses are not funded

>>510821305 (OP)
>It is believed to be hostile in nature due to factors that I cannot disclose.
hypothetically what factors would lead people to believe an object 2-3 years away from earth is hostile?

>>510821305 (OP)
bump

>>510822998
>>510823364
Does it really take years for the glowies to get an asteroid to skip off of the face of the earth as part of a depopulation plan? I realize they can easily get all their "best" off planet before that happens, but are they really just going to come back down and rule over the earth and nobody is going to connect the dots? Sounds like some biblical "who can oppose the beast?" kind of scenario.
>inb4 they need to come back to breed with us
They've already abducted and harvested billions of female ovum, male seed. They have the ability to grow people in tubes already. Why can't they just fuck off and leave everyone alone? Are they certain that technology and history would catch up to them?

>>510821305 (OP)
the orange pedo nigger will save us

>>510827933
It got leaked that glowies were planning on skipping an asteroid off of the face of the earth as a warning to the world. A 9/11 moment for the whole planet. Pretty distressing stuff. Apparently the space telescopes are juuuust out of spectrum to give anyone a warning.
>>510823827
Sorry, it's more like a giant shard from a jeagermeister bottle. I want to believe in the Great Pint, but reality is more grim than what we can wish away.

>July 2027
Just in time to finish off what's left of the pathetic human race.
Hope I'm around to cheer them on.

And how would one prepare for such event?

>>510830603
>And how would one prepare for such event?
Easy. You just take the Alien-19 vaccine that will be available at CVS and Walgreens. I hear it will be safe and effective against alien encounters.

>>510824823
she made a new one

>>510824823
What the fuck is that stone tablet post?

Are the 3 days of darkness actually coming? HOLY IRLMEIER

>>510821305 (OP)
He's telling the truth.

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>>510821305 (OP)
1pbtid
i'm contemplating practicing black magic just to attack op