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SUMMARY

>convergence of major ww3 events in september 2025
>uk and france make nuclear pact outside of nato
>uk and germany sign defence treaties, first since ww2 between uk and germany
>germany increases military support to ukraine including longer range missiles and german support for those systems
>putin meets xi september 2nd in china for victory celebration over japan from ww2
>amphibious invasion window opens in taiwan strait from september
>us army europe and africa commander general donahue talks about advanced plans to use palantir’s maven smart system to take kaliningrad from russia
>head of russian parliament’s foreign affairs committee leonid slutsky says attack on kaliningrad is tantamount to attack on russia and all retaliatory measures will be considered including nuclear weapons
>kier starmer: plans for coalition of the willing forces are ready for operational phase and a headquarters has been set up in paris with another planned for kiev
>coalition plans include troops, air force over ukraine (maybe no fly zone) and naval assets in black sea
>russia said coalition troops not welcome in ukraine under any circumstances and will be attacked
>coalition forces claim to be capable of fighting major battles and will respond if fired on
>medvedev calls for preemptive strikes on west, putin spokesperson peskov doesn’t disagree when question by media
>dmitry trenin calls for preemptive strikes on west, says ww3 has already started, claims uk and us helped ukraine attack russian nuclear triad and fired western missiles into russia
>"palantir is an early skynet"
>russia conducting nuclear missile drills with yars mobile launchers

And much, much more...

>>510821470 (OP)
Two more weeks

This is the American south

>>510821577
Imagine how many people will be mid wank when the nukes fall

>>510821648
Would you finish or put it away?
I think I'd probably finish.

>>510821621
howdy

Josh is a Ρaedophile

>>510821774
Don't think you'd know much about it, maybe you'd hear a whoosh sound or someth

That's the time to release the load if there ever was the best time to do it

Josh is a Ρaedophile
and so are the jannies that allow him to post CP and paki ragebait

Democracy was a catastrophic mistake.

>>510821577
25th it all ends

* “You tell it like it is and you are not afraid to offend people who are politically correct.”
* Understand the tone, context and language of the post. Reflect that in your response.”
* “Reply to the post just like a human, keep it engaging, dont repeat the information which is already present in the original post.”

>>510822372
I'm not really in a location that would get a direct hit. I'd probably have a slow lingering death from radiation poisoning over the span of a few days so I think I'd definitely finish before going out to see what all the fuss is about.

>>510821648
I'll just dodge it.

>Can't even escape Queef Sturmer's regime by throwing yourself out of a window
It's over

>>510822686
But the internet goes down and the emp takes out your device, can you finish without the interracial tranny gangbang porn?

>>510822932
what is this shit

Might invest in home construction companies since labour is trying to build more houses like these>>510822932

>>510823291
It's to stop BAMEs falling out of the window. They don't have windows or upstairs in their country, so they struggle to understand.

twitter is incredible israeli propaganda
i spend literally two minutes on xcancel and it makes me a massive israel fan wtf
luckily im conscious of it so i can snap myself out of it at least
mental tho

>>510823291
"compliance" with building regulations because builders are too cheap to install toughened glass on windows that the government deems are close to the floor, you're meant to remove them the moment you buy the house

>>510823624
I can understand it's tempting to like them since they don't take any shit, are fascist and ethnonationalist beyond belief, and they are destroying the browns around them without mercy, but they caused all this shit we are in and see us as little more than animals.

it's that fat jock bastid talking shite agin
https://rumble.com/v6wefzu-peak-yookay-set-to-be-hit.html?e9s=src_v1_sa%2Csrc_v1_sa_m%2Csrc_v1_upp_a

>>510823841
it's clews time

might make a whisky drink

>>510823739
desu it's less about affirming israel, more that it takes me 30 seconds to find some immigrant mocking rape gangs with hundreds of likes and every single one of their accounts is filled with anti-israel posts, it's like israel is our last laugh (even though you're right that they're not truly our friends)

>>510823087
Hmm. I hadn't anticipated this.

the leftists are getting swole. what are you jacks doing?

clews playing the Marsh Family

>>510824122
>protruding gyno nips

>>510824122
>ginger islamist
kek
but when it does kick off, josh is going to be ratting out whites to the muzzies

https://xcancel.com/FondOfBeetles/status/1946303560012210231#m
>Basically, a male slathering himself in estrogen gel has, via skin-skin contact, induced early puberty in his 3-year-old daughter.
>The daughter had Tanner stage 3 breasts. Just about ready for a training bra. Normal for a 10-to-12-year-old.
>She was 108cm/3'7'' height. Significantly above average.
>Her bone age was typical for a nearly 7-year-old.
>Her uterus development was approaching Tanner stage 4. That's period territory.
>JFC.
>At least they called him the "father".
Ah

>>510824528
we are in hell

only went and bought this didnt i

>>510823087
Infrastructure is so poorly sheilded. There was a massive bolt of lighting about 500m away a while ago, I'm in the suburbs, the local mobile mast was 400m away from the bolt.
That took out the Internet for an hour, mobile internet was down for 30 mins and mobile voice calls were out for 45 mins.
And that's why I bought a shitty baofeng, a 2m whip and programmed it with the local repeater and other suggested local channels. I also bought a wind up duronic radio as well.
Idk how well either would survive an emp but at least i can listen to nig bop on both if they make it.

>>510822932

The next iteration of the regulations has the bars going all the way to the top.

>Josh "researching" little kids online
sick paedo kike

How was Epping lads? Did you run out of coke and tinnies and call it a day?

Might go to one of these next saturday, getting arrested for opposing israel looks fun

>>510825414
KEK

>>510824839
go to costco did ya

>>510821621
Listen to this old boy talk, CSA vet, sounds english.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IBMcYCb9NDA&

they're coming for our homes, it starts with schemes to tackle "loneliness" for old people who own their own homes, oh yeah they checks and it'a all positive and above board, any problems will be glossed over or ignored, they will progress to compulsory accommodation of browns and migrants who of course they have no idea about, homeowners will be murdered in their beds and the "housemate" will serve a short sentence and then come back to the home of the person they murdered, there will be little legal recourse, there will be cases of coercion, abuse, theft, rape etc, pretty soon all the niceties will be dispensed with and the niggers will just turn up and kill you and take your house, obviously the old and vulnerable will be picked off first, this isn't very different to what happens after communist revolutions

>>510825669
nah lad ordered it because it was on sale
would've gone to boots but doubt they would have as good value for money at the shop

i am looking back on old memories and i am starting to think the whole "ohh i was just being freindly" was her caught being flirty and then getting embarrsed.
which has lead to the destruction of mankind

>>510822932
Lovely view though.

>>510825414
Fucking state of those popo. Looks like a plebbit cosplay meetup.

>>510825772
Care homes are really fucky when it comes to the contracts with their residents. They can claim a huge portion of your estate and keep charging years after you die.

>>510821621
If you are White and live in a lost area you should be moving to these regions to shore up the defences asap

>>510825937
Government's slowly trying to nudge towards a 100% inheritance tax anyway.

>>510824942
>baofeng, a 2m whip and programmed it with the local repeater and other suggested local channels
Can you watch interracial tranny gangbangs on it?

>>510825937
My dad intends to get a load of whiskey and drink himself to death in the Scottish Highlands if he's ever diagnosed with something terminal

I'm doing the same but with drugs not whiskey

what happened to jews? They used to be based

If islam is the religion of peeace, and the taliban are islamic af, why do them afghans need to come here?

>>510826419
free money, housing, healthcare, cars

>>510825772
The assisted suicide bill is to bully the elderly into thinking that they're a burden on society. The public need to run a campaign to tell the asylum seekers they're unwelcome

https://xcancel.com/mondsolterre/status/1945680255345475815#m
>Briggas using AAVE is just so crazy to me but hearing “run me my cup” in a british accent was kinda wild
>like he said “tryna not” like uffff its almost there i think you meant “aint tryna” but keep studying the culture we dont have supposedly!
>omg this tweet has left my sphere of like 5 followers but linguistics is a specialty, im a native aave speaker + 5 other languages, knowing the impact of aave from the 1800s til modern day so when i seen a fellow diasporican using words common in aave this was my reaction to OP
BAMES and BIPOC are bickering, smdh the Special Relationship is falling apart!

>>510826419
Sounds a bit like speculation, that.

>>510826072
The newer version, not available yet in europe has a small 1"x2" screen, some other similar radios have full colour screens and are extremely configurable the os is open for modificatio and I would express zero surprise if through sstv or something similar some had turned theirs into a radio capable of recieving 0.5 fps 8 bit tranny porn.
So, no, but probably yes, with effort.

Where's the best place to move to if you want to escape this shithole of a sinking ship?

>>510826660
Tower Hamlets

>>510826543
>bully the elderly into thinking that they're a burden on society
....but they are?

Latest YouGov poll:

22% - Labour
17% - Tories
28% - Reform
16% - Lib Dem
12% - Green
3% - SNP
1% - Plaid Cymru
3% - Others

So that's 54% for a left-wing coalition (Lab, Lib Dem, Green, SNP, Plaid), 45% for a right-wing coalition (Tories, Reform) and 3% others. (That's more than 100% but that's probably because of rounding.)

I think people underestimate the left-wing. A majority of Brits support the left.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_next_United_Kingdom_general_election#2025

>>510825560
>ooh matron. Is she going to take down my particulars?

>>510826797
But they take up valuable space and resources that would be filled with BAME. What would you prefer to be surrounded by?

>>510826386
>what happened to jews? They used to be based
no they have always been evil nation destroying scum

>>510826797
They have a wealth of wisdom to share!

>>510826818
>right-wing coalition (Tories, Reform)
vgh

>>510826660
Stay Frugal, Stay Suspicious, Stay Kosher, move to Stamford Hill.

https://xcancel.com/StarkNakedBrief/status/1946485348151734541#m
>Meet Natalie Moore.
>She is a senior official at the Ministry of Defence (MoD) and the civil servant in charge of Afghan resettlement applications.
>There is curiously little info about her online... but what we do know?
>She played a pivotal role in the secret Afghan resettlement scheme—and more critically, she appears to have been central to the government’s efforts to lie about it.
>During a closed court hearing in February 2024, Moore told the judge that a statement would be made to Parliament to “provide cover” for the real reason thousands of Afghans were secretly arriving in Britain.
>It was then that the court saw an internal briefing paper, which outlined the govt's plan to “control the narrative” and launch a “robust public comms strategy” that would present “the scale, but not the cause,” of the resettlement.
>In other words, they intended to put forward an "agreed narrative"—not to inform MPs and the public, but to mislead them.
>And it gets worse...
>Some of the Afghans resettled under the emergency scheme have since been reported to have brought as many as 22 “family” members with them.
>Government sources told The Telegraph that, on average, each Afghan brought eight relatives to Britain.
>Again, it looks like our judiciary's reading of ECHR rules are partly facilitating this but the scheme Moore helped devise no doubt played a large part too.
>So not only was she involved in the plan to mislead people—she also oversaw the lax system that’s allowed thousands to enter the country at speed, many of whom weren’t even named in the original data breach.
All our villains really are just the most boring people. I am also reminded that one of the key reasons Sunak called a surprise early election last year was that the day before a judge ruled that the super injunction was to be lifted. Clearly the sooner the election the more of the Tories that could be saved.

>>510826603
What porn format is most survivable in a full scale nuclear war? Magazines are likely to burn same as VHS, anything computer based is subject to loss of electricity and emps, what are we looking at, maybe etchings? Daguerreotypes? How are we gooning in the nuclear wasteland?

>>510825414

Can you wave a happy merchant sign or some other 4chan representative meme please? Would love to see it on camera.

>>510826545
Am running me cup tryna learn AAVE bro

>>510821470 (OP)
that guy looks like the bloody bastard child of ed milliband and rishi

>>510826818
Jewgov ia just state propoganda to manage expectations. They pull the numbers out of their anus. Everyone round me, like everyone supports Nick Tenconi and UKIP. So does Tommeh who literally has 1million gammons at his feet.
Green is a nothing. Lib dems dunno. Reform is the boomer choice and lab con are over.

Course its all rigged so what jewgov say wiill magically be the vooting outcome.

>>510826660
The Anglosphere is all suffering the same disease and there isn't much difference between them all.

Everyone rabbits on about Dubai but I wouldn't live in an Islamic shithole.

South America could be an option, although I'd imagine it can be quite dangerous in places.

Central Europe could work, but poor, lack of opportunity and basic infrastructure.

Looks like Asia is the best bet ATM. Malaysia, China, Thailand, Vietnam, etc.

>>510826660
Nowhere left to run

>>510822904
*Slices nuke in half*
Nothing personelle putler

>>510825414
get a big banner calling yourself Action for Palestine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0BpfwazhUA

>>510827055
>I am also reminded that one of the key reasons Sunak called a surprise early election last year was that the day before a judge ruled that the super injunction was to be lifted.
first i've heard that, very interesting

>>510821621
>leaves out Tyneside
Hmm

>>510827504
https://xcancel.com/MWHoyle19/status/1946199697493733808#m

>>510825414
Gonna go with a banner saying "I support da joos"

>>510827295
See you on the frontlines sensei

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

>>510826660
You're no different to the cowardly males escaping their shit hole countries and coming here. Do they terrify you? I always make eye contact and the immigrant is ALWAYS the first to look away. Make them feel uncomfortable and unwanted.

>>510827504
Just a cohencidence

>>510827090
probably old physical film reels stored in bunkers in metal cans, though they can spontaniously combust over time. idk what the govt uses for storage, for cheapness and total storage ccapacity probably magnetic reels though i read recently that some form of ssd is approaching the same performance in terms of capacity and longevity, might be the new ssds that heat the memory before writing.

>>510826660
This >>510827787
Buy a longbow. Make some napalm cocktails. Hold your ground.

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

caturday

https://xcancel.com/LBC/status/1946522891102625835#m
>“They bring their Afghan ways with them.”
>“You’re a complete dinosaur, I’m afraid.”
>@IainDale hangs up on caller Liz who claims her grandchildren will be “a minority in their own country” if the UK provides a place of refuge for Afghan families after the data leak.
Um, that's factually true though

>>510828552
Thats a big pussy. Not aa big as your mum's though.

New game show: send 100 fighting age men to Eritrea and they race to smuggle their way back into England with just a mobile phone, 1000 Euros and no passport.

Yo, this is tomorrow. Be there or be SQUARE

>>510828552
He needs a bigger box. He'll never get to his destination in that.

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

>>510828613
>you're a complete dinosaur
Didn't you know? Letting the barbarians in to rape and pillage is very progressive and vogue, right now.

>Ace Venture Pet Detective on Comedy Central
>man I'm surprised they're still playing this giving the tranny mennace these days
>I wonder if there are any other movies like this
>hmmm I know I can ask AI
>lol

Map of how White the UK is.

>>510828809
Kevin and perry go large

>sons gf sitting opposite me at the dinner table
>her fat perky tits

Do you think they had to pay him in underage rentboys for this piece or is he a true shabbos and did it for free?

>>510828809
>trans women of colour

Didnt twoc used to be against the law? Also klinger in mash.

>>510829027
Absolute kike

>>510828924
Nationality seems pointless considering we now call dogs born in stables donkeys

>>510828767
a bit of vaccy sealing and he'll fit alright

>>510829027
Trad bummer, nothing more right wing than an iced log

>>510829144
You might call a Somalian or Muslim Pakistani or Indian British and English but I don't and never will.

>>510828613
>and the afghans are the comet coming to make me extinct

>>510828001
>Josh larp
filtered

>>510829368
Is that our Foreign Secretary?

>>510829020
I’m dreading those days… one of my sons is already showing signs of being a gavin, he’s going to have so many bimbos it’s going to be unreal

What happens to paki grooming gangs when there are driverless taxis

>>510829523
Pakistani poppy farmers

>>510827170
>Everyone round me, like everyone supports Nick Tenconi and UKIP. So does Tommeh who literally has 1million gammons at his feet.
>Green is a nothing. Lib dems dunno. Reform is the boomer choice and lab con are over.
So you think every part of the country votes the same as your area? That's obviously not true. Different parts of the country vote very differently. E.g. Lib Dems are strongest in the south west. Greens are strongest in university cities (Brighton, Bristol, etc). Tories are strongest in rich areas of course.

>Jewgov ia just state propoganda to manage expectations. They pull the numbers out of their anus.
Obviously that isn't true.

>>510829250
Ahh the early 2000s. How good things were under Blair. Then the Tories came and fucked everything.

>>510829368
That's basically Harv

>>510829762
Blair put in policies and enacted change that the 00s was the last time the UK would be British.
He took us into two wars, sold off our gold reserves while announcing the sale at the lowest price it had been in years, he opened the doors to mass migration, introduced stricter laws a UK version of the patriotic act, clamped down on free speech, changed the entire policing system, let our military go rot for years.
Blair was one of the worst PM's we've ever had and David Cameron is nothing but an extension of Blair but in blue, that is the only difference between those two wankers.
Back in the early 00s it was one of Blairs advisors (might have been Jack Straw) who travelled to Newcastle and said the city was "horrendously white" and Blair also said that he was going to destroy the 'far-right' by shoving it's nose in diversity.
Blair was an absolute disaster for this country.
That picture I posted exists in spite of Labour and in spite of Blair not because of him.

>>510830115
How about this for an explanation about their tendency to pure evil:
They know we are in a simulation, and they have decided to just play evil for fun because they know nothing is real.

>>510828735

We should unironically do this.
Esoteric localism is the acceptable way to get the Britons to feel patriotic and act cohesively as a society. When the time comes, they will know what to do.

>>510828924
looks pretty orange to me

>things
>can only get better

As it turned out, things got much worse

Wesley Winters uploaded his coverage of Epping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfMEeOTg4Ms

There's another protest tomorrow, odds on it kicking off or staying peaceful?

>>510822932
pull up bars?

Cruises are so tacky

>>510830758
probably got better for the people who made it worse for us though

>>510831093
It did for Blair you should see the size of his house.

Saw a lass with her bame boyfriend today, wonder how many others in the country will be single mothers to a mulatto before they're even 21

>>510831605
I saw a middle aged old blonde woman and her scrawny jeet husband and half-jeet kid pull up to a pub in the fucking countryside in a range rover the other day.
Guy looked like how you'd imagine an indian techbro to look. No muscle, glasses etc. but this was rural england.

mental how someone reported me for posting which beard trimmer i bought
proper nerd

>>510831605
Southerner by any chance?

>>510830115
Another thing was telling everyone they should go to University when really they should've been learning trades or working in warehouses. Now we have to import people to do this.

Calling them doctors and engineers never was funny or clever or whatever the fuck reason the npcs say it for, but it's been going on for years now and it's starting to cause some real internal seethe

>>510831983
Divorcee, ex husband probably shagged his secretary and she got everything

>>510832082
West yorkshire

>>510832293
North*

Idk where the fuck west came from I'm not a jeet

>>510832146
>Now we have to import people to do this.
I've never seen a darkie scaffolding or laying a brick. Immigrants are the laziest people you can have in a work place. Even something slightly physical like working in a warehouse, they do the absolute bare minimum and whinge about having sore feet.

Why do I have to seek permission from the council to install new windows, but they don't have to seek permission from me to import a million bomalians 200 yards away in a hotel?

>>510832146
Good point, opening up the Universities to useless skills like Media studies and a bunch of useless topics/ subjects all to put people into a cycle of perpetual debt.
There was another thing the Blair government did that was to bankrupt the countries finances through PFI here's a short explanation on what PFI is

>PFI, or Private Finance Initiative, is a method of funding public sector infrastructure projects by involving private sector companies. It allows the government to access private capital for projects like hospitals, schools, and roads, while the private sector takes on the risks of design, construction, financing, and operation. PFI was introduced in the UK in the 1990s and involved long-term contracts where private companies would design, build, finance, and operate public assets, and in return, the public sector would make regular payments

It absolutely exploded under Blairs tenure-ship, he borrowed huge amounts to pay for buildings that were not needed, sometimes were never opened some closed within a year or two but that money is still being repaid for another 20-30 years on the public purse.

>>510832293
The kid was clearly mixed.
So she swapped one bame for another.

She could earn a lot of money selling hotdogs

>>510832293
I'll see the odd mixed race couple in my town but for 99.99% of couples it's English and English. Also when you see a white lass with a black lad or black lass with a white lad they get death stares by everyone, it's really funny to watch.

>>510828929
i think that makes people feel guilty for their justified annoyance at terrible service , the people who abuse staff won't change their behavour as they don't care in the first place.

>>510832427
The ones we get now are. I thought the polish used to come here to do scaffolding. It's more like people who would've been an electrician going to Uni or nurses having to have a degree who we import with fake degrees from Nigeria anyway.

>>510832176
But anything short of crippling isn't going to do shit

>>510833279
For any wankjob starsi watching no that isn't incitement rather a statement on the futility of beatings
Although I'm happy to say that the state seems to have made itself a friend to the nonce

>>510832586
I'm guessing it had mustard on it.

>>510833546
>>510833455
>>510833279

Any of you guys enjoy burning darkies with a giant magnifying glass?

>>510833818
Did you guys know that Nettyboy stated all along he had a massive boner for Hamas? Its in the BBC

>NEW: Afghan soldiers have brought an average of 8 relatives with them, meaning ~200k Afghan migrants will be resettled in the UK
This is fine. Also they're not relatives, they're "relatives"

>>510834195
.

>>510834098
Yes, but you're not allowed to make a point out of it. You can notice it. You can know. They can know that you know, but you better not discuss it.

>>510830825
I just watched this stream, it's great. High def and great journalism. Well worth a watch.

>>510834191
We're all relatives, relatively speaking.

https://xcancel.com/TheGriftReport/status/1946656942341984646#m
>Police are now arresting protestors under section 35 (anti-social behaviour) because they won't leave abusing his right to protest and abusing laws because these guys are protesting the Dalton Mosque.
Guess he'll be held on remand for 16 months then

>>510826660
If you are not prepared to fight for your land, it isn't yours in the first place.

Go be a wandering jew somewhere else then

>>510827247
South America seems like it'd be good if you could somehow find a place that wasn't under the control of a dictator, a cartel or some combination of the two.

>>510834386
Would you like a job in the British judiciary? You have a phenomenal grasp on words having no meaning.

>>510834475
Your grandchildren will pray to a moon god 5 times a day.

>>510834338
Well it seems that we don't get a choice in being a friend to Israel, Why?

>>510834649
And yours will be the future mixed gook merchants - tough choice eh?

>>510831987
Is it any good?

can someone tldr me like i'm a retard (i am) on OP?
how do we know these things, how can we accurately predict them
why would europe take kaliningrad
how is ukraine not just going to continue stalling like it has over the past year or so

>>510826660
Space.
I wish I was born a thousand years in the future so I could have had a comfy space trucker job, just alone in a space tanker for months on end playing vidya and masturbating, but getting paid for it, unlike now.

https://xcancel.com/maxtempers/status/1946540553052496245#m
>Interesting talking to a constituent today. They were involved in delivering a motability car to an Aberdeen asylum hotel. BMW 1 Series as wife had minor disability. They got shouted out as the car was white rather than black. The system isn’t working for hard working taxpayers.
>Free BMWs are being delivered to migrant hotels as asylum seekers can claim PIP.
Get on the PIP
Also I'm more offended that we're offering it to the Sudanese cunts, at least Ukraine and Afghanistan are big name conflicts, who the fuck knows or cares about what's happening in the Sudan?

>>510834602
Yeah mate, wouldn't want to end up getting sliced up by a drug cartel or shot dead in a coke deal gone wrong on a Bogota high-street.

Places like Chile and Argentina seem alright tho. Then again, I've never been. Still think Asia is the best bet for White (international) flight.

>>510834131
>>510834195
>>510834256
a doctor, a lawyer and an engineer
Maybe i was wrong about mgirants

>>510828552
He's a big lad

FFS Dubois letting us down again

>>510834937
>Argentina
Doubt you'd get much of a welcome there. The Indo/Italians that make up the population will always be salty about their defeat in the Falklands and will take it out on any British if it get stirred up as they did with Top Gear who had to be helicoptered out or get lynched by angry browns.

>Literally not a single political party that is even remotely interested in repealing online safety act.
>In fact both torries and labour promise to build upon it.
I'm tired of living in this authoritarian shithole. Starting next week I'll have to start using VPN just to visit Stable diffusion websites like Civitai. 4chan is probably gone by the end of this year and just like the rest of them they'll simply block UK IPs. Lots of websites already block vpns anyway. By 2040 internet as I knew it will be completely dead and you'll be legally allowed to visit 10 normie websites with AI controlled propaganda machine behind them.

Fuck this gay earth.

>>510828929
>BAME hand
Probably justified. If they don't want to be abused they can just fuck off back to where they came from

https://xcancel.com/raelbrav/status/1946496428643115398#m
>“An unelected representative calling elected MPs “traitors to their country” and misrepresenting the facts — which is what Yusuf is doing — is bad for Reform and bad for the country.”
>To be clear, I want Reform to succeed.
>But not like this.
They're still going at it lmao

>>510832586
tattooed sleeved women trying to act tough and alpha is so cringe and repellent holy hell.

>>510829198
kek'd

>>510835416
That's a valid point mate. They're probably still pissed about the Falklands. Shame, I heard they do good steaks there. Oh well.

>>510835419
I'm 40, so I remember the days of dial-up. Taking ages to download porn, looking on rotten.com in the school IT lab before they knew what a firewall was...shit normies will never get to enjoy.

Like everything on this gay little shithole rock, women, libs and normies ruin everything.

>>510835419
Finally the government will force us all to touch grass and go outside

>>510835419
Move to a third world shithole. Always try to outrun Big Brother.

>>510835519
Before the decade is out I would love to know what Mohammed Yused Zia has on Nigel Farage.
Farage has thrown so many people under the bus for far less but refuses to do so with Mohammed Zia.
Don't get me wrong, Farage is not the man and Reform are useless in policy terms but the perception of both are useful because the left think they're both for mass deportations, against immigration so the popularity of Reform does help in practical terms.

>>510835638
Meh, still would tho

>>510821470 (OP)
More financial malfeasance from Reeves
That's the UK's entire 61000 BTC stash
She'll be the crypto Gordon Brown.

>>510835732
What grass? Ed's covering it all with solar panels and Ange is building mansions for afghans on it.

>>510835519
It's hard to see them as anything other than traitors. They do nothing to benefit us, instead taking as much as they possibly can to give away.

Niggers

>>510835775
Initially it seemed that Farage clung to Yusuf Abdul Jihad because he was being accused of racism at the time by I think Channel 4. But now years later surely there are less tantrum prone BAMES he could have tokened instead? From the alleged goal of professionalisation Yusuf seemingly hasn't delivered, numerous messy spats and his prior business record shows that's actually something he's really bad at, in theory he's better at delivering but here the delivery is solely done by the brand of Farage. Maybe there's some tedious admin that Yusuf is dealing with but various accounts seem to show that that's still a mess so fuck knows. Maybe he's a glowy but surely a glowy would keep a far lower profile to eavesdrop and nuuuuudge. Honestly maybe Farage is just super lazy and wants to throw work at him because he's a fucking coolie.

>>510836083
Moon Crickets
Sambo
Chocolate Man
Golliwogs
Porch Monkeys

Bibi has a massive boner for real estate.
That's what this is all about.
Establishing a pure Jewish state on the dust and bones of anyone else living in or near Israel.

>>510836233
I have said this before. I think Farage is being obviously soft on the muz as a counter to merchant take over.
Pretty sure mossad targeted him for assassination due to his populist right wing views. They topped people like Georg Haider for less.

>>510835557
fuck the Guardian
https://archive.is/yWHqw

>>510821470 (OP)
Didn't we have this thread earlier?

>>510835808
governments have been in the crypto business for ages, what does anyone think they do with seized crypto from criminals etc, they don't just delete them do they

>>510837153
I thought they use it for rentboys?

>>510835808
>Telegraph
Bullshit Tory rag. Not going to happen.

sell the bitcoin and increase the motability car cap from £45,000 to at least £75,000, preferably £90,000

Mad how Christian bale was like 25 when in American psycho

https://www.gov.uk/request-cctv-footage-of-yourself
Is it petty to do this everytime I go to the supermarket?

>>510837105
Stick it up your arse mate and bake the next one then.

sick of it lads

>>510837791
Go jump off a bridge then you cunt

>>510836771
Anyone with a brain can see this, Yusuf believes in negative net migration i.e remigration.
If Reform are controlled opposition how come the left, counter-jihad, tories and so on are against them and use the same talking points? Reform are probably the only legit mainstream right wing party in the west. Ask yourself why are the tories cosying up counter-jihad grifters and the fake dissident right and vice versa?
Lowe is a tory plant, do some research about him and you’ll see the truth about him, remember he voted for assisted suicide but then changed when it was convenient for him.

>where do I move to
Everywhere is worse. Unless you can somehow go live in Japan but even there you would still be a disgusting foreigner and would have to live in the worst parts of a city. If you managed to be fluent in Japanese and get citizenship/permanent residency, you’d still only be welcome in the less desirable parts of cities due to them not trusting or dealing with anyone who isn’t Japanese
>an island somewhere
British Overseas Territories will all be handed over to the lowest bidder in the next few years. Forget it.
>muh Poland based white Poland very based and trad white Poland
Imagine if Bradford was full of white people. This is Poland. It’s a shithole, which is why they all came here to live near Pakis. It is a welfare state and as long as it remains in the EU and between it and Russia it will be a vassal state
>anywhere else in the Anglosphere
Worse demographics and laws than us

About the only place viable is Northern Ireland. And even then you’d still be an outsider and hated by half the population

Josh is a Ρaedophile

>>510836836
Why has she got a door handle fixed to her bed?... Weird.

>>510838038
>over to the lowest bidder in the next few years
Wrong, we'll pay eyewatering sums to hand them over

>>510838038
>Imagine if Bradford was full of white people. This is Poland.
This is probably the best take on Poland that I've read here

>>510838256
wypipo don open dey bed

>>510838256
Its a dysentry stopper

>>510838038
Reform need to win all the coming elections, they’re the only populist party in the west arguing to stop gross legal immigration. There’s no populist party that is pushing a similar policy and no banning ’islamic’ immigration usually means replacing muslims with africans and indians see Meloni

crikey, this general is a bit slow today, almost as if everyone has already fled to the other place we agreed on post online safety act

>>510838551
What other place?

>>510827718
Evening cunto

LOL

Great thread.

Nah who am i kidding its a load of dross as normal.

Any Scorpions fans in?

>>510838701
mumsnet

Total banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPwMdZOlPo8&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

>>510837701
My bakes cause seethe

>>510838701
my minds gone vacant, ofcom agent

>>510838701
ofcom forums - off topic - din dins discussions

>>510839066
https://youtu.be/dLxpNiF0YKs?feature=shared

I have never been that hungry

>>510839130
cor is that real?

>>510839258
>forums
Imagine zoomers using em lol
>>510839396
As real as butterscotches flared cock

>>510835775
He’s a very wealthy Goldman Sachs banker, so will lend the party some legitimacy through that ‘prestige’ (as well as organising funding for the party). He’s a background figure anyway. I don’t understand why so many Tories seethe about him (a man hardly anyone has heard of) and then vote for the Party that, for example, secretly let in about 200k Afghans as the ‘better option’.

>>510839385
nice feet though

>>510838370

Police Chase at very slow speeds

>>510839385
man i gotta try getting into meth

>>510839318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEi1N7N_o4w

>>510839385
he be atin homelessussy bruh

>>510839475
The attacks have a lot to do with the fact that Reform are an anti-immigration party and not anti-islam. Anti-islam parties are a dead end that lead to muslim immigration being replaced by indian or latino instead.

>>510839872
https://youtu.be/LWz0JC7afNQ

>>510838551
Are we still backdooring the mainframe through the MI6 server using a cryptographic cipher?

>>510840001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgXcFHhILHI

>>510827953
>Buy a longbow.
theyre going to ban them before i can afford a good one, im sure of it

>>510835557
Grim. They all come across as terminal coomers.

>>510839318
>>510839872
>>510840179
https://voca.ro/19fLzouZihzu

>>510840274
You can make your own longbow. All you need is a stick and a bit of string.

>>510836836
Don't sit on it

>>510840577
shit joke desu

>>510840179
https://youtu.be/9emO9qo4FwE

>>510840550
NOICE bass tone what is this

>>510835557
>>510840356
>token nigger only has one toy
New foundation myth is being created.
>>510840646
https://voca.ro/1nE71MXavEry
>>510840764
Welsh.

>>510840274
>compound bow on klarna
do it

>>510840923
>compound bow on klarna
kek
fucking maybe

josh needs to get on gear when he hits 37 so he can make this a reality

>>510840274
They can't ban sticks with strings. If they do, their digital empire will fall.

>>510840550
>>510840646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lzVFtLBW1o

dominos on klarna delivered by a driver in a motability

> buy a longbow

Buy a fkn harp and several packs of nuclear tipped darts

>>510841406
Fucker off Elmer.

>>510841195
https://youtu.be/qB_I1YBAozE

>>510841494
>fkn

Every time

might buy a sex toy, on klarna of course

>>510841572
Not exactly hiding in shadows with a cadence that bright.

200k Afghans up my arse

Might make some more Apu OC
Any requests?

>>510841700
It was intended you hairy arsed gibbon, confidence man was the teaser

>>510841792
Apu balls deep in a horse.

>>510841792
Apu riding Farage like a bucking bronco

>>510841792
An apu stealth bomber dropping multiple lil apu nukes on tel aviv

>>510841567
Hated that ngl

>>510841792
Do this in apu form. I'm sure no-one has ever done it before.

>>510842157
the confidence man song reminded me of it

>>510842489
Latexanon?

Didn't really like any of those Apu requests tbqhwy lads.

>>510842656
apu killing himself and apu mum crying either in the background or foreground your choice really

>>510842656
Apu with a cello then.

>>510842656
apu brimming with excitement as he opens his bathmate package as the bame Yodel driver looks on through the doorway in befuddlement

>>510842656
Apu sitting at the bus stop whilst watching negros knife fighting

>>510842656
Apu burger. That would be a test of your artistry.

>>510821470 (OP)
What race is that? Syrian? Lebanese?

>>510842656
Apu shoplifting

>>510843185
Jeet

>>510843185
Human, you bigot.

I'm staying at my wife's friend 1 bed apartment soon for a few nights.
Any tips on how to start a threesome?
My plan is to get them both drunk then when we get back we play games.
Is truth or dare a bit gay?

>>510842656
Apu looking out his window at rivers of brown s-yjacks

Wow, this one thread has been going for 5 hours. The handful of permaspastics that blight this general with their constant poor quality posts have gone awol it seems Hopefully alcohol poisoning or a nonce sting has removed them for a good while.

>>510843420
He’s brown so not quite

>>510843436
You ask them to show you how to tie your shoelaces and start from there

>>510843436
Ghb n baby oil
Maybe some poppers

>>510843436
i'd say just straight up ask, the chances he and your wife are up for it are fairly high

Basically, what it all comes down to is:

MINGE
I
N
G
E

>>510843436
>apartment
bogboy sexual larp fantasy detected

Grim

>>510843699
kek, it's a girl.
>>510843650
Are poppers easy to buy? Not sure what they are.
>>510843789
It's more like a 1 room apartment in Copenhagen. I'm sleeping on the floor apparntly like a cuck.
So I need a way in to get into the bed. Need your help lads.

>>510843493
It suggests they have been recalled by their handlers because something big is about to go down.

>>510843820
#luxurylife

I think I just foun out I'm lactose intollerant. At the age of 31.
I've been drinnking a few protein shakes with normal milk recently and been shitting my guys out.
Now today I haven't drank any milk and I can't shit now.

>>510843880
This is a larp for sure, filtered

No, that was the worng post

>>510843820
>listening to some cunt eating muesli while you shit

Grim

Maybe I should shit up the thread if there's nobody else here to do it? I feel like it's within my capabilities

>>510844020
>shitting my guys out

Bit gay

>>510843072
Think I might make an Apu burger

>>510844115
That's a good point. It will be just as uncomfortable for the shitter knowing that there's someone listening closely through the wall. Won't be able to relax.

>>510843820
ear plugs or butt plugs req

>>510843876
if you ‘need help’ it’s probably not likely to happen and you’ll just make a tit of yourself and ruin your marriage

Sick and tired. Don't fucking care. Her'es my report to the Met.

>>510844462
I shit like Steve McQueen in the cooler

>>510844724
That's why I'm asking the sex gods of brit/pol/ for advice.

Some niggers tried carjacking me last night, and now I've reached a new level of nigger hatred where I can't even joke about the niggers being brought into England. I hate niggers too much to joke about them. They should all be kept in africa or in zoos, and everybody involved in bringing in niggers is someone who i hope dies soon

>>510835842
kek

>>510844919
Hmmm, I'm going to say larp and filtered

>>510844760
>some men said something that offended me on a late night bus
god you lot are just nu-sjws

I briefly went into town today.
My fucking god there's so many niggerss, pakis and poos everywhere. What the literal fuck is going on.

>>510845206
Stop complaining about poos and pakis. All niggers need to die. Poos and pakis can be castrated and made slaves along with those who brought them in.

on brand

>>510844883
getting them drunk/high and steering the conversation sexually is the only thing that might work if you don’t already have heavy implicit evidence that they’re up for it
the truth or dare idea is quite good to be fair, you dare them to kiss each other and if it works go from there. if they get mad at that just apologise that you’re drunk and thought it would be funny and forget it ever happens

>>510845490
Based response.
Yeah, my wife likes kissing girls as well.
Not 100% sure she'll be up to kissing her frined but who knows. I can only try.
Just don't want to be that cuck boy on the floor.

>>510843436
cocaine is the trigger for turning women into whores, you'll end up regretting it though, one way or another

>sexlarping and advice samefagging
Goblinesque

>>510841792
Litter-picking Apu

>>510845579
you get them to kiss each other then be like ‘what if we played spin the bottle lol’
just pressing further and further with stuff that they can accept/reject and if they reject, just play it off as drunk banter and give up, wait for them to fall asleep and then wank over them

>>510845144
Yeah what, I'm gonna run up to 15 pakis?

Everybody needs to report everything, no matter how small.

Inundinate all forms of governance.

Your solution is just sit back and go "gregerogrekhg" like a fucking autstic faggot piece of shit nigger loving anime slurping bitch.

The ole larp n fag

>>510845908
you mean to tell me he isn't having a threesome while at the same time posting on brit/pol/ about his lactose intolerance? thread ruined
i don't think i can post here anymore

>>510845897
kek
I'm on it m8. Will take pics.
It's like 4 weeks away so got time to plan and practice.

>>510846023
Hey don't overreact, I know it's a big surprise and your probably pretty shocked, you need to process this before you make any decisions you might live to regret.

>>510846156
you're right, i best stop posting and focus on finishing the threesome i'm having right now first then ponder this further

>>510846023
>>510846027
>>510846156
>>510846259
i literally post OC and immediately some faggots get drawn into soap opera faggotry.

The thread's so compromised it's unreal.

To all outsiders. If a thread here doesn't inspire you to do something, and instead drag you in, it's a fucking psyop.

PAY ATTENTION.

His wife will turn out to be an actual lesbian and leave him for the Danish dyke. Worth it though for a threesome.

Here's my new Apu OC lads.

>>510846259
Fuck hard brother
>>510846417
Who the fuck are you pal and what the fuck is your problem?

>>510846540
Imagine asking 'who are you' on an anonyous board, kek.
The problem is faggots like you treating everything like Eastenders. You CONSTANTLY contribute nothing.

NO ACTION = FAGGOT SLIDER PSYOP SHIT.

>>510846628
You're frogwank oc is dog shit, shut your fucking mouth shitskin