Conservatives Always Lose
Notice that in the end, conservatives always lose.
They lost the sun orbiting the Earth. They lost to evolution. They lost slavery. They lost Jim Crow. They lost lynching. They lost segregation. They lost on interracial marriage. They lost Apartheid. They lost red-lining. They lost racism. They lost homophobia. They lost on gay rights. They lost on gay marriage. They lost sexism. They lost keeping women in the kitchen. They lost on women in the military. They lost on women driving. They lost polygamy. They lost marital rape. They lost sexual harassment. They lost to #MeToo. They lost to feminism. They lost child brides. They lost bride kidnapping. They lost arraigned marriage. They lost on women wearing jeans and short skirts. They lost abortion bans. They lost on no-fault divorce. They lost pornography bans. They lost demonization of masturbation. They lost on trans rights. They lost on civil rights. They lost the 6 day work week. They lost child labor. They lost child abuse. They lost blacklisting of communists. They lost theocracy. They lost burning of witches. They lost the Inquisition. They lost genocide. They lost phrenology. They lost leaded gasoline. They lost polluting the environment. They lost food dyes. They lost coal. They lost over-fishing and over-logging. They lost to multiculturalism. They lost to multilingualism. They lost to immigration. They lost to browns & blacks. They lost to Asians. They lost to Jews. They lost to women. They lost to children's rights. They lost on sex education. They lost sexual repression. They lost sexual slavery. They lost demonization of sex workers. They lost religious discrimination. They lost housing discrimination. They lost employment discrimination. They lost the Satanic Panic. They lost Prohibition. They lost weed criminalization. They lost psychedelic criminalization. They lost on drug demonization. They lost white supremacy. They lost a 5,000 year old Earth. They lost to Rock N Roll.
They lost the sun orbiting the Earth. They lost to evolution. They lost slavery. They lost Jim Crow. They lost lynching. They lost segregation. They lost on interracial marriage. They lost Apartheid. They lost red-lining. They lost racism. They lost homophobia. They lost on gay rights. They lost on gay marriage. They lost sexism. They lost keeping women in the kitchen. They lost on women in the military. They lost on women driving. They lost polygamy. They lost marital rape. They lost sexual harassment. They lost to #MeToo. They lost to feminism. They lost child brides. They lost bride kidnapping. They lost arraigned marriage. They lost on women wearing jeans and short skirts. They lost abortion bans. They lost on no-fault divorce. They lost pornography bans. They lost demonization of masturbation. They lost on trans rights. They lost on civil rights. They lost the 6 day work week. They lost child labor. They lost child abuse. They lost blacklisting of communists. They lost theocracy. They lost burning of witches. They lost the Inquisition. They lost genocide. They lost phrenology. They lost leaded gasoline. They lost polluting the environment. They lost food dyes. They lost coal. They lost over-fishing and over-logging. They lost to multiculturalism. They lost to multilingualism. They lost to immigration. They lost to browns & blacks. They lost to Asians. They lost to Jews. They lost to women. They lost to children's rights. They lost on sex education. They lost sexual repression. They lost sexual slavery. They lost demonization of sex workers. They lost religious discrimination. They lost housing discrimination. They lost employment discrimination. They lost the Satanic Panic. They lost Prohibition. They lost weed criminalization. They lost psychedelic criminalization. They lost on drug demonization. They lost white supremacy. They lost a 5,000 year old Earth. They lost to Rock N Roll.
