In case you haven't heard, Nintendo took Donkey Kong and made him into a soft soiboy who is a pedophile for the girlboss character who is a Mary Sue. We can't have any powerful male character, even a fucking monkey.

>>510838158 (OP)
I'm not buying a switch 2

>>510838330
Good.

>>510838158 (OP)
The game is for 6 year olds. I bought it for my 6 year old. You people are insane.

Donkey Kong country 2 was a good game
*Siiiiiiiip*

>>510838158 (OP)
isn't he supposed to be a teenage donkey kong?

>>510838158 (OP)
DK literally punches through and reshapes landmass. I dunno how you can call that onions.

>>510838158 (OP)
>is the only strong and self-serving nintendo character
>is a fat gigakike
What did they mean by this

I hate girlboss fuck the Nintendo switch too.

>>510839386
They turned this guy from a treasure hunter into being a scamming, fart obsessed game designer who hangs out primarily with children

>>510838158 (OP)
It is strange how after 30 years they softened his appearance to make him look more cutesy.
>>510839246
This. One of the greatest in fact.

>>510839463
Representation, at last!

>>510838330
no one is. everyone has a switch 1 already

>>510840046
they have incels in norway?

>>510839023
Racist chomos projecting

I can't believe they made DK a groomer and nobody is even saying anything, where are all the gen z stabler kin that should be protesting this?

>>510838158 (OP)
Take ur meds. Was Navi making Link weak back then?

Many Sega games from the ’90s included environmental themes, often woven into their stories and gameplay without being preachy—more like fun ways to show respect for nature or warn about pollution. Here are a few good examples:

Sonic the Hedgehog series — The classic enemy, Dr. Robotnik (Eggman), often pollutes and destroys natural habitats, and Sonic fights to protect the environment and free animals trapped by machines.

Ecco the Dolphin (1992) — A really unique game where you play as a dolphin navigating underwater, dealing with ocean pollution, mysterious ecological disasters, and protecting sea life. It’s basically an environmental adventure with a sci-fi twist.

ToeJam & Earl — While more comedic and funky, it has some light themes about preserving the planet and exploring natural environments.

Beyond Oasis (The Story of Thor) — While a fantasy game, it involves spirits of the natural elements and a balance between nature and human conflict.

Sega games often combined solid gameplay with a respectful nod to nature and environment, without hitting you over the head with a message.

Were any of those your favorites? Or is there a specific Sega game you remember for its environmental vibe?

>>510838158 (OP)
They also refuse to cast a tranny as Zelda in the live action remake so now you faggots are freaking out.
ywnbaw. Your hands are mans hands and it's called dead naming because it's the name they put on your tombstone when everybody stops pretending you are sane.

>>510839312
What I don't understand is that Cranky Kong was the one who was the original Donkey Kong, and Pauline was an adult. Pauline was then absent from any game until Game Boy Donkey Kong, until Mario Vs Donkey Kong 2 on the DS.

HOWEVER, Diddy and Dixie only became a couple between Donkey Kong Country 1 and 2, which takes place long after the first arcade game and Game Boy Donkey Kong because Cranky Kong is elderly.

Don't spoil Bananza for me as I just started it, but it would complicate the timeline even more if Wrinkly were to appear, seeing how she was alive in Donkey Kong Country 2 and 3, and died and became a ghost in 64 beyond (and due to ghosts in the extended Mario Universe including in the Donkey Kong games being tangible and not really different than being alive, makes her death negligible, especially since she is playable in the spinoff titles), and not to mention an entire world in 2 being full of ghosts as it's gimmick and setting.

Then again, here I am, arguing about continuity in a video game series that has a gorilla causing trouble for a plumber, goes to war against crocodile pirates to take back his food (and have his buddies being saved from being kidnapped, on top of magic birds and fairies made of bananas), sentient tiki masks being made from bananas, and viking walruses and penguins freezing the island due to magic somehow.

>>510838158 (OP)
Video games are for soi liberal incel pedophiles so why is this surprising?

>>510841673
The krocs were the best villains. They were probably replaced cause it was hurting the government's feelings

>>510838158 (OP)
DEEEEE KAAAAAAAAAAY

>>510838801
>>510838330
>>510838158 (OP)
Op, anything made after 2010 is not cannon.
Vidya, doctor who, the government.

Super Nintendo era Donkey Kong was a badass
Anyway this is all bread and circus theater and goyslop, a distraction or a toy for entertainment
You can achieve greater things by finding God.

>>510844309
Holy shit will you stupid cultists please fuck off. Your semitic cult is what caused all of this

>>510838158 (OP)
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH CUNNY PAULINE SO EROTIC

>>510841859
And it was all accidental, since Rare designed the Kremlings for a different, science-fiction game that was canceled (may or may not have been a Battletoads game). They stuck it into Donkey Kong Country, as Nintendo wanted Rare to use a new cast of characters to create a new seeies, instead of having the plot be Donkey Kong rescuing Mario after he was frozen by Wario. And Diddy Kong came into being all because their design for Donkey Kong Jr. looked drastically different to the point where he just simply became a second character (at Nintendo's insistence). On top of that, Donkey Kong got his redesign for Donkey Kong Country, all because Rare stuck a Battletoad head to his body.

The Kremlings stuck as well for Donkey Kong, since it was widely established by corny-low budget movies that King Kong fought and battled against Godzilla (for some reason), hence gorillas and crocodiles are somehow bitter enemies (although to be fair, King Kong did kill and hunted dinosaurs on his own island). And Donkey Kong was a parody of King Kong (although started life as a Popeye game where Jumpman (Mario) was Popeye, Donkey Kong was Bluto, and Paulene was Olive-Oyl, but Nintendo didn't secure the rights until the following year where they made a different game based off of Popeye).

We got the best version of Gangplank Galleon out of it. Satisfied until I can pirate and emulate.

>>510844186
This is true because ESG ruined artist intent.

>>510839023
Now your 6 year old will know that all men are bumbling apes and all women are queens. Good parenting!

>>510847087
>emulate switch 2

I hope so, man. I hope you don't need one of those new-fangled self-destructing 500W CPUs to run it.

>>510838158 (OP)
Crap to think he was just a place holder for a black guy because Mario couldn't be racist like that in the US.

>>510844406
>your semitic cult is what caused all of this.

Christ is the king over kings.

>>510838158 (OP)
It's funny to me that I didn't think of it that way.

>>510838158 (OP)
its basically 10 other different games all rolled into one with a little bit of donkey kong theme layered on top. i know this because we spent $80 on it and my son just beat it. its banjo kazooie, zelda, mario sunshine, this and that and something new entirely. all i know is.. its not the platformer that you knew. but its not terrible. but yeah theres this lil bitch he follows around and lets ride around on his back. and she happens to look similar to that one jewish army psyop meme cunt who is really hot with the blue eyes and spots on her face. it seems like they watched recent Godzilla and King Kong movies about going to the center of the earth, added her into the mix. and then added all these classic games from N64 and gamecube, wii, switch etc.

all i know is this seems like more of the same from nintendo. they have the model and system worked out well. both hardware and software are developed and released in certain intervals and increments. slight increases here and there.. slight changes.. just enough but not too much. it keeps people coming back. its consistent yet still new enough.

japs are basically teh asian anglos of white people. which are basically the jews of the middle east.

>>510847210
Who?
Don't abbreviate shit

>>510847760
Your story book clearly says Satan is the king of this world. Take your meds

>>510838330
okay, swarthoid.

>>510841673
You wrote all this shit and you didn't include anything about Parry the Parallel Bird?