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ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)

ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT
>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

>>510845171 (OP)
TYB and good evening anons

>>510845236
Good evening anon.

>>510845236
>>510845276
Good evening to you.

>>510845171 (OP)
ty baker

>>510845236
>>510845276
>>510845346
good evening my fellow fatigued noticers

>First Shift updates
Serenity and Sadler in the studio

>Baton Rouge, accident at end of show
First car driver cited for weed
Suburban driver let go, no charges
>Knox County chase, 76 in a 50, wrecked out at McD
Suspect identified, pic related
Shitload of charges after all the guns and drugs
>Daytona Beach, Sherry was stabbing tires
She denied, was just kicking them
Taken to jail, mood improved when she had a snack
>Serenity: What do you mean by "balls and all"?
Sometimes they get out of the vehicle and no weed smell in the car
Guys have to go "under there" to retrieve the items
Dan refused to ask what it is for women
>Sadler: Have you ever been frog gigging?
Yes, but they don't use gig, just hands
Spotlight in the eyes of the frog, another guy behind them, grab it with hands
>Serenity: Will you go to a Coldplay concert with me?
I understood that reference
>Serenity: Can you take me to Cabo too, next time?
It's a question from her daughter
"She's an expensive kid"
They've been to Paris already
>Sadler: If you weren't a cop, what would you be?
I can't imagine what i would be

>>510845171 (OP)

good evening. i feel asleep at like 10 last night since i had to be on the road at 3am. did i miss anything

>>510845633
Checked and thank you update anon.

>>510845633
Thank you for the updates anon

>>510845633
thanks for the updates. i noticed serenity's shirt said, S. Brown, so i looked it up and her real name is Serenity Uhura Larenda Brown kek

>>510845716
the whole episode was 4/10
the only interesting thing is that one anon noticed that no one (to that point, and there were like 5) had a valid driver's license

>>510846644
>Uhura
I guess she probably was born right around the time that Star Trek fans would be having kids

>>510845171 (OP)
>I can smell it driving behind you
that smells like bullshit

>>510847828
she's 36 so 90s kid

This better be good.

>>510847856
I've 100% smelled weed from the person in front of me on the road

And we are li... prior to air!

Another meth head

ahhh scizo intro

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

>you were bleeding on the side of the road
>I didn't mean that

Good morning, frens

I love driving.

the heat got to him

>aimed a double barrel shotgun at my head

That’s called saying good afternoon in Texas

>>510849240
$100,000 vehicle and a $100,000 per year officer and several supervisors, this traffic stop is like $100/hour

>>510849323
Honestly probably more like $700/hr

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t.me/ComfyStreamsChat

Feds and kikes need not apply

I hope chief taylor reports to ICE off cam

I was AFK and thought that was a woman crying

>>510849602
that's just blake

>>510849258
White trash, Dan's favorite.

>>510849602
you aren't far off

This is gonna be some day drunk boomer

Serenity and her white beta male cuck need to relax a little

>>510845171 (OP)

what's curtis up to tonight?

>>510850211
Drunk and high.

>>510850167
My first car was a jeep but it’s become a car for fags and women. They even have some gay duck thing now.

crazy hands man

biden voter
pedo confirmed

>he's a democrat
Pedophile confirmed

>He called me a pedophile and accused me of fucking my sister
This is Oklahoma, not Alabama...

>cat
opl camerapeople slippin

It’s ok boys, he was just trying to fuck his sister.

>>510845633
You, baker and webm anon are the mvps of /opl/. I'm also one but don't get the recognition I richly deserve.

>wish to bite
>decide upon nipple

I bet this democrat guy is causing all the problems

>>510850460
i see you anon. much respect

He has crazy hands but tries to bite another man's nipple in a fight? LOL

These cops are being really nice to these retards

>>510850562
challenged accepted

>>510850562
Is that a challenge?

dodge Charger and challenger are ultimate nigger tier now. I’d never be caught dead in one

>>510850723
Give it 10 years the niggers will claim F150s also

>>510850521
bro big ups much love. now lets go catch some dangerous perps. and call out Dan for his subversion and LE for their race-based practices.

Good evening, fair skinned people

>>510850723
It's a shame because Challengers are legitimately fun to drive and quite comfortable. Fucking nogs ruin everything.

>>510850723
what about 300? love em. never owned 1 tho

I just had a range of thoughts, in roughly this order

>Why can't those "car gathering" people go somewhere that's not a business?
>Hrm, I bet you could make money renting out a couple acres of pavement
>Wait, nobody would give me insurance for the inevitable fights and turf wars
>Ok, nevermind

>>510850811
wasnt there a self-stated black guy in this thread not long ago? i welcome all and judge by content of character

>>510850832
300 were really comfy cars, my grand dad had one. another car co opted by nogs

>>510850832
dodge magnum

>>510850969
you're only allowed to drive a 300 if you're a bikie in australia

commercials where someone puts cucumbers on their eyes as a result of their purchase so far:
2, back to back

>>510851037
truly awful car

>>510850779
every last used F150 in this country has been purchased by an illegal immigrant

they sell ACDC shirts at target?

>>510850794
done and done. dan is a dirty kikel

Interesting that the cop detainees him but then Target put him under citizen’s arrest.

Imagine being told that you’re being placed under citizens arrest by the Target corporation lmao

>>510851075
It’s a microcosm of the boomers leaving

I hate these segments where the cops go and do the macarena at street gatherings where nothing is happening.

Did someone just show some boobs or what? I turned away

I looked away for a second - I take it somebody flashed the camera?

did anyone catch it?

>>510851241
It’s always the same shit. Drunk retard boomers and gen x gesturing at the camera and shouting nonsense

OMG i was looking at my pizza

>cosplay
>sword fighting
>belly dancing

>>510851287
maybe webmanon can help us here?

>rando: it's a... rum bucket
>dan: WHOA WHOA!
Every show, we watch multiple groids getting let go on visible DUIs just to satisfy this country's self-flagellation. A townie drinking booze is hardly worthy of any exclamation.

>>510851287
no, they did an FCC dump. They probably have about 30 seconds they can dump

someone was likely fully nude

>>510850211
He's gonna be the Black and missing victim

>>510851241
I mute the show during this boring shit and watch something on jewtube until they move on

>>510851369
It was this lady in the white bath towel bowing down to the left >>510851349
showing her fat titties

>>510851430
Is that the evasive Ashlyn Cooper?

Dark blurry face dindu nuffin

Bro no no bro no bro bro no no bro real shit bro no bro bro no bro no

REAL SHIT BRO

Is it in fact real shit?

>real sheeit
what's going through the niggers mind here? the cops will just say "oh it's real shit? sorry we were mistaken, let me get tehse cuffs off you"

I was in another room and only listening. As soon as I heard the radio calls based on perps behavior alone, I knew. Before I saw or heard him.

>>510851499
Yeah,but I don't think they're his brother

>stuck in the "real shit bro" loop instead of the "dindu nuffin" loop
RIP my bingo card

>>510851037
like a 300 for big dicks? then i need one.

>>510851369
Nothing was visible. The stream I’m watching can rewind and they cut before anything was visible

Brother, the shit is real.

>those nails
ewww god damn thats disgusting

>skinny jeans worn with entire ass hanging out
nigger fashion will be studied in textbooks in 100 years

CHIMP OUT!!!

MILF ALERT

>>510851361
they cut it before she did it.

>>510851241
Dan absolutely loves them. And LE today does too - it's called community outreach. We don't treat criminals like criminals anymore.

>>510850832
>>510850969
For Chargers, Challengers and 300s, the only way to own them as a white man is to get the highest spec one possible. SRTs, Hellcats, 392s, kept completely stock and in good shape. Even so it's still pretty nogged

>>510851617
Big ol" titties

>>510851367
yeah Dan's politically and civically speaking a bad person

>>510851617
Why are they like this?

hello hell boff . my personal life is a two

>>510851099
they have for at least 20 years

>>510851661
And then it gets stolen by a nigger anyways

>>510851587

>textbooks
>100 years

Hey, chatgpt, write a 500 word prompt on early 21st century American fashion

they are really going to treat this millionaire like this?

oh wow counterfeits

>>510851617
king. she's determined to get D b4 nite's over

>>510851369
cable television doesn't have FCC oversight, they can show nudity if they want

>>510851750
Counterfeiting is treated as though you murdered someone

That lady is insane or shes trying a different version of that Tommy Boy scene.

why nigger dishwasher commercial??

I was out and about today. Women are competing to see who can dress most sexually provocatively.

>>510851349
Is that a damn child?

>>510851900
Checked yes anon that’s how it it in the real world instead of posting on /pol/ all day talking about how much you hate women

>>510851963
But God I hate women

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

serenity in the streets: 120dB
serenity in the studio: 30dB

102 in a 35? Give him 20 years seriously

>>510851879

I had a black neighbor once, who flooded his entire living room three times. Three times that loud ass vacuum rug cleaning van went over there in less than 6 months. He asked me if my dishwasher ever did that. I said, “Nah.”

>>510852021
me too anon. i noticed some zoomettes with their hair all did up and perfect make up but in a boomer bar sitting by themselves. wtf are they doing?

>>510852151
Mandatory 6 months in prison for every 1 mile or 1 minute of a chase, whichever is larger
Mandatory 1 month for all passengers in the car on the same multiplier, also

It always amazes me during chases how these shitty cars outperform most luxury vehicles in demolition derby scenarios

Some dumb boomer

is he wearing a bra?

He did a Sam Hyde tantrum.

>>510852322
>crackhead super powers

UUUHHHH
BEES
AAAACK

>Wisconsin
probably on drugs

>>510845171 (OP)
>>510851241
The whitewashing of this show seems to be getting worse. Most departments added are in white majority areas. We are an hour in and have only seen one nigger arrested.

hello to all my /LPBG/ bros

I saw a video today where a K9 got a little overly-anxious and bit his handler, drawing blood

>AAHHH
>AAH
>AAAHHHH

>>510852424
We’ve been knowing this since after season 1&2 of livepd anon

>>510852475
cohabitating with wild animals is fucking crazy

>>510852480
What was that guys problem anyways?

This nigger has stick legs

Is he wearing shorts or pants?

>>510852646
Had to be drugs. Going 102 with nowhere to go isn’t sane

>>510852712
in a 35*

>I uh nurse. I got uh ell pee enn.
If anyone else here works in healthcare, this woman is less of a nurse than I am a superhero.

>roll your window so the skeeters don't get in
chief cares about his community.

Dan starts blushing and spilling his spaghetti when ever Serenity talks to him

Dan thinks church is a punishment. How unpredictable.

>>510852807
Getting swarmed by skeeters in the south ain’t no joke. One I was riding my friend’s scooter for fun around the neighborhood and hit a patch of skeeters that got in my pants and l literally had 100 mosquito bites all over my legs and I could feeling them biting me before I could get off the scooter.

>>510852801
the amount of negress PCTs and LPNs is sky high. you might go to the hospital and end up in a fist fight.

>>510852266
I like the chase part, but there's a difference between speeding in a 35 and 65, where everybody does.

HE DIDN'T CHECK TRIVAGO
FUCKING FAGGOT

>>510852424
One possible explanation: the more diverse, dystopian areas don't want that shown on prime time TV, plus more likely to be Democrat run and anti-LE and pro-criminal.

EEE DEEDN’T CHECK TREEVAGO

>>510853038
i now like this guy. he doesn't do hard sell or judge us for not using Truvago, just kind of chuckles in disbelief.

Do 80 in a 75. This is legal advice from a law enforcement professional.

>>510853038
>>510853133
who did it better?

>>510853228
It’s the unwritten rules of the road anon… Most of the only people doing the exact speed limit are people doing illegal things now with adaptive cruise control.

Drop the sammich beaner111!!!!11

>>510853127
Live PD never had that problem, though. This show is now so boring because Dan tries to be as PC as possible and then some. Not sure it's all his fault though, he has to show people his show ain't no racist by ignoring reality.

Drop the sandwich in my mouf.

Ees a good sanweech
I eet eet

Deport, deport, deport

anyone recognize this celebrity?

Fruity ass fuckin beaner

If this guy got deported over a stolen sandwich that would be the funniest shit ever.

dis beaner zesty

You're in big trouble. What's your badges?

>>510853468
>dis beaner zesty
Yeah I did NOT expect that voice out of this guy

>>510849490
Fucking gay

>>510853393
Really? I never watched LPD. they showed highly diverse areas with darker perps?

>>510853407
that shit killed me

>>510853463
lofl.

>why you here ese?
>yo pendejo eet was a ham sandweech

>>510853393
Yeah I remember watching a few episodes of the first seasons with my mom and she was like “wow they really arrest a lot of black people” and knew it wouldn’t last. They also showed a nigger getting tuned up and ventilated on air and his family sued the show and they actually showed like two more deaths live on air then they went to a 30 minute delay.

>>510853541
They showed a lot more darker peprs. OPL is just full of white trash.

>>510853541
Yes it was nothing but niggers for 3 hours a night getting arrested

Enhance

Middle aged White guys are having a night

Did this zesty guy just heave something at the cops

I can promise you 100% she has something illegal on her

>>510853644
Checked. That’s how it is now one night is nothing but white people getting arrested and the next night is 75% nigs getting arrested.

>>510853676
He threw a bag over a fence.

Was that her

>>510853676
>heave
You mean leave right?

>>510853716
same breed

>>510853828
I don't know why but I love watching that clip in a loop

>Bread is dead
I miss the days we would have 4-5 breads a night and I know it’s gotten a lot more boring than it used to be… even during the /pol/acaust 3 months ago livepd held anons together :’(

just tuning in
miss anything?

Man - this is kinda boring tonight. I might just go play MonHun.

Cya frens

>>510854277
Yeah, almost 2 hours in still on the first bread. OPL is dead.

>>510854277
tonight seems to be especially slow indeed

over $7 for a cold prepackaged sandwich?

>>510853463
>goin to jail for $7.59

>>510854277
It's because the show is boring most of the time. If you watched the show later as a video you would probably end up skipping most of the episode and finish in under an hour

Good for him

Cutie alert

>>510854383

Addy and Bryce showed butthole.

>>510854605
Yeah I usually check out before 11:30pm nowadays

>>510854613
>Cutie alert
And is apparently married to one of the Twins from Breaking Bad?

Who are the guys with the boots and the suits on Breaking Bad?

>>510854606
>on breaking bad

>>510854678
>Who are the guys with the boots and the suits on Breaking Bad?
The Twins
That's her on the left

>>510854672
I always save some videos to watch on jewtube during all the commercials and boring parts. I usually end up watching more jewtube than the show during the 3 hours

>>510854713
Hah! Is he going to chop that guy into little pieces for having his wife on the back of his bike?

>>510854713
good find, anon. Lucky guy.

>>510854713
nice work, anon

>>510854277
>I miss the days we would have 4-5 breads a night
i'm sick of you retards that can't enjoy anything current and have to "miss the days" of the very same shit you're posting in

>>510854670
god dang
i think i started that rumor too
but it really happened

>>510854939
Yea your right I’m the type of person who was mad when 100 years ago when Coca-Cola took the coke out of Coca-Cola

UN-ENHANCE

>>510854713
Yup, nice find.

dafuq

now THAT'S a cutie!

Age: 36

>>510854713
she looked much better tonight

this is literally the worst tit to gut ratio in the history of tv

>>510855227
>>510855207
She got a tumor in her belly?

>>510855275
It’s the fate of all tiny titty lovers… they eventually turn gay

>>510855292
There's definitely uneven swelling on her torso, yeah
A tumor, or some kind of intestine fuck-up, or something

this is so fucked up. shoot this dad on sight

>>510854277
samesies. the few, the proud are sticking it out

>>510855292
Alcohol use and/or malnutrition.

>>510855227
That is what shows up when you call a girl with a cute picture on backpage

what the fuck man

>>510855207
>>510855227
fuck is that?!

i would love to cut this guy's achilles tendons and leave him in a field

Dude has already killed himself and been eaten by forest critters.

>>510855517
That would be my guess as well

>>510855517
many such cases.

>>510855553
manlet

damn they treated this pilled out hobo with incredible kindness

>>510855437
I've fortunately never been bitten by that, but then I don't use backpage usually
Been tempted to a few times, though

firearm anons
thinking of getting another gun for home defence
should i just get a pump shotgun or a glock 10mm?

>>510855517
>>510855543
disagree. he's like that guy who put his kids in oil tanks. selfish, self-centered. and knows he's gotten away, at least for a while.

>>510855694
wave your dick at them

Man?

>>510855694
Get a shockwave that’s the next on my list

>>510855694
I don't care if I get called a poorfag but my PSA dagger has never had a single issue.

>>510855815
a single issue doing what with it? repelling home invaders?

>>510855517
Article I read said he was trained in the army to survive in remote locations. That dude is innawoods just chilling

>>510855815
Don’t be ashamed of PSA only fags outside of the Carolina’s don’t know how good PSA is…20 years from now people will be clamoring about PSA early editions.

>>510855903
No i live in the whitest state in the US. I was just saying it has never jammed or had any issues. It is basically a glock 11 clone from my understanding. Got my AR lower from the same company. Inexpensive, reliable, american made. Good stuff.

>>510855793
im probabgy going with the 18.5 inch, maybe with the mariner coat
>>510855815
yeah, most cases handguns are good, but i have seen ppl last from handgun rounds for a surprisingly long time in some cases
do u practice headshots?

Hazen AR is a civil asset forfeiture shakedown shithole.

>>510856034
cool. i have zero to do with gats, just curious. how's idaho?

>>510856073
I try to get out and get some practice in whenever I can but I have it usually loaded with some hollow points but yes I have seen too many police body cam videos where people just eat us several well placed rounds.
Shotgun would be a good idea but I don't want to blow a hole in my wall and get the asbestos insulation pouring out of my old ass walls lol

>>510856034
last time i was in maine i saw all sorts of congo niggers

Someone told this guy to hit the bricks

>>510845171 (OP)
why is serenity so meek in studio? they just showed some of her clips barking and cursing yet in studio you can barely hear her. i guess she doesn't want to be the loud black woman. hey serenity i like you and enjoy your work. your accent is awesome too so stop being different from who you are.

SHOT THAT NIGGER, TOSS HIS BODY OVER THE GAURD RAIL.

>>510856286
*SHOT

>>510856186
I have never been to Idaho lol. NH anon here
>>510856264
Maine is full of Somalians now.

>>510846644
bryce hughes in richland is the name. her uniform says "I Hughes" i looked it up and her first name is Iletta. she probably hates it. it's an old country name. it makes me like her more

>>510856394
cool. i was in hanover once. is everyone uber liberal?

>>510856394
>Maine is full of Somalians now.
jfc. we are fucking done.

>i don't even know where i'm at
not the right thing to say during a DUI investigation

>>510856424
>Hey Ileta, when are we gonna fuck?
It flows nicely

>>510856655
that's why they test them again at the police station on a calibrated machine
they use the portable stuff as a probable cause for arrest

>>510856526
There are liberal pockets here and there but NH state politics is extremely right wing relative to the rest of New England. Loosest gun laws in the country, no sales/income tax, we just banned "sanctuary cities" ect. People up here for the most part do not want to become Mass or Vermont
>>510856565
Yeah Maine is cooked unfortunately

Lot of effort to hype a Dan Abrams Jew show.

MISSING NIGGER ALERT

>>510856816
nice. obviously im uninformed.

now i'm changing channels because Dan doesn't care about missing White kids

>missing 2 years
That nigger is long dead

>>510856846
we watch to see perps get got and how bad america is now and how compromised LE is

>Black and Missing project
What a noble cause. I hope we can work together to make all blacks missing from America

>>510857029
Or a slave in Africa.

dis nigga dead

>>510857194
shiettt

fuuuuuuck tailgaters

Yeah I think I'm going to sleep when the next commercial break starts

>>510856258
kek, i have a family owned home built in the 50's - has cinder block walls with 1 inch thick pine panels with bird shot buried in it from my long dead psycho alcoholic uncle

This shit is SOOOO boring. WTH?

He's gonna take the humiliation ritual walk

>>510857357
kek it is part of the house now. Load bearing bird shot

new bread >>510857572
>>510857572

The commercials are more interesting than this opl shit.

>>510857416
Welcome to OPL. I watch this show unironically for the 1-2 hours of solid sleep I always manage to get. Cannot for the life of me imagine any other reason to watch. It's all procedural garbage with the rare once every two months or so happening (which they absolutely will NOT show, ofc)

>>510857665
Sad init

This guy totally had a flight.

The cop said, "What kind of beer was it, a Yeungling light?" And he said, "No!, It wasn't a flight!" Then, he just said he "finished a flight."