Thread 510852760

am in bed lads

Salam bong

>>510852760 (OP)
Go to sleep white boy

I feel hungover
stay frosty

Q

>>510852760 (OP)
Hi. Can I join I'm not Indian

This won't make boomers seethe unless you tell them how many shekels it costs.

>>510852760 (OP)
>Goes to bed @ 8pm

What happened to the traditional cabinet reshuffle?.. Change a few faces to give the punters a bit of schadenfreude and give the plp some hope of getting a ministerial job.

im a good lad

We run this city (lichfield, staffordshire)

David Cameron was the best prime minister of the last 30 odd years

>>510856687
you're soft as shite

When i was a kid childrens book and magazines were all scatalogical
gross goo, slime, captain underpants
brains hanging out of heads
toxic waste

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_John_Paul_I
>head of the Catholic Church and sovereign of the Vatican City State from 26 August 1978 until his death 33 days later.
>33
puh-lease

postman pat
postman pat
every year his town's a little more black

Remember Anons:
>Don't use delivery apps (Uber/JustEat/Deliveroo etc)
>Cook your own food
>Report all "drivers" as illegals
>Spread the word
https://www.gov.uk/report-immigration-crime

Have yall lads ever had niggers rob you? Some coons tried to carjack me last night. I'd like to send them all back to Africa, and after that improves conditions and morale for a few years, threaten you to send them all back or we will do it for you

morning lads
corrr what a comfy this morning
that can of cider last night knocked me out kek
woke up at 4am
brushed me pegs
washed me willy and me arse
washed me pits
got dressed
went for a walk
some local urbex and a trip to the shop for a coffee n a can of trip
sat off on mersey road again for a bit
had a convo with a local cat
what a comfy life I live
hope you're all good lads

had loads of weird dreams last night as well
had this bus pass that made me invisible when I rubbed the date on it (I don't remember the date) and I went robbing while I was invis up shopping city. also went the cinema for free and upskirted some fit lass in the lift. woke up with a massive stiffy
>what did my brain mean by this

>>510861464
>had this bus pass
So you're riding the bus.
>that made me invisible
And you can't be seen at night
>and I went robbing
And you're robbing
>also went the cinema for free
And you're getting gibs
>upskirted some fit lass
And you're sexually harassing white women
>what did my brain mean by this
Put it together Einstein. It meant that you're a nigger.

>>510861688
fuck
you've done me

bongs i am trying to watch some comfy wholesome british kids shows and they keep being filled with jeets and wogs
what year did they start mandating this? i want to go back before then
i watched rosie and jim and they made her skin darker every season

>>510861197
Morning lad, how was the reset?

>>510862069
boss lad
how's your weekend been?

>>510862571
morning la

I am also.crippled!

Speaking of dreams which I have too many of... one I had today was about my misrable Subcouncious existance!

I went into this city, and it was strange, everything was dying and bleak grey, I went in the centre like a massive courtyard surrodlnded by structures which had no life, this grey had befallen them.
The courtyard had big gardens and big plants, flowers, trees which were dying, the color was leaving them and I watched thr color leave them lik plasma smoke.
It was the last living but dying spot int he City, I was desperate to keep the flowers and plants and trees color vivid and alive, I took this strange backpack like bottle spray thing which once sprayed would paint rhe garden back to the original colors!

So I went crazy crying desperately to spray the colors back as they faded, but I realized the colors were fake snd death had come over the garden.
So I ran in circles spraying and spraying snd even the fake colors would fade quicker than I could spray them, so I stoped. I don't know the rest, it all was fading and I probably woke up or the next dream went on.

>>510862583
Hike like a mad lad la
Taking it easy and chillaxing today
Hell, I might even crack open a beer or two

>stop wasting money with daycare and babysitter bills
>use @grok

>>510862011
I walked past a kid's park before and there was a mural to jeets ffs

>>510862861
I'm starting a new supplement stack soon me, reintroducing fadogia agrestis and tongkat ali and lifting again

>>510862861
Imagine being a medieval Englishman
>hiking like a mad la along the highway from Londinium to Crwthyllllainfegerich
>discover a fucking abandoned city with aqueducts and all
>"corr blimey, wot's tha'?"

>>510862861
>>510863027
briish people doing briish things is inherently comfy

Teleportation is real (Israel)
>Israel
>Israel

>>510862960
you on track to be shredded by the end of the year?

>>510863330
my issue for years has been my dodgy digestion (its an autism thing, people with the 'tism tend to have gut issues due to nervous system overload) which is why its taken me so long to get anywhere with lifting. because if your digestion is off and its affecting both your energy levels and cognition you can't really do much. I think I've finally resolved that though so I may make some progress with fitness soon

>>510862571
>>510863027
>>510863139
here’s the line up for this afternoon as I comfily drink from my porch and watch every battle from the Second Punic War on Kings and Generals’ YouTube playlist

>whiskey drink
>lemon sour
>beer

I seriously doubt anyone ITT will have a comfier Sunday afternoon than I
>>510863463
I could see how that could impact things
Energy level especially
Key is to knock it out first thing in the morning when you’re getting started IMO. Once you develop a habit after a month or two, you can switch up the time so it’s optimized around your peak energy period in the day

>>510863692
>>510863692
japan is scottish

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Blake_Glover

>>510863692
yeah thats what I used to do lad but when your digestion / gut is off your body just kinda rejects all effort to push itself because its busy trying to compensate for the digestive / gut stuff, know what I mean? like if you're having trouble processing food all your energy goes to that, and depending on the issue your heart will be pumping all of your blood to areas related to that to kick it into gear. so even if you do lift your blood ain't pumping so you're not getting much out of it at all

>>510863734
that’s true, having gut related problems sucks ass and you feel worse right when you wake up, making my suggestion not very practical

>>510863692
nice. definitely comfier than mine. i'm just going to watch the fanmeeting stream for the shitty game i play.

by the way watch out for this "new" lemon sour (top), it's not very good. it's not real lemon, it's that Pokka artificial vitamin-y lemon drink

but if you can find the bottom one (not sure if they're still making it, it was limited a few months back), that has an actual lemon slice inside the can, it's so good

Boring cunts

>>510863717
Masonic supremacy is inevitable
>>510863875
Alri la
Good looking out
Will try that second one if I see it

>>510863805
where there's a willy, there's a way

>>510863995
fake news from the fake news media

The virgin Catholic fears the chad Mason

its time for some breakcoreeeeeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZElQ6EtNXg

>>510863141
White un helmet... enough said!

>>510864218
>passively luciferian ascendent capitalist class captured by jews into nonsense but not initiated into any of it blindly making money to push against their own interests
vs
>the truth

dago whats your non-pseud take on the alleged letters from albert pike to giuseppe mazzini on the three world wars?

>>510864285
>initiates who have recovered the Lost Word(tm) and have dedicated their life to the Great Work(tm) in honor of the Great Architect of the Universe
vs
>goyim LARPing as levites
>>510864337
that’s fake bro I’ve told you this before
The source is some satirical magazine from like the 1960s
all those northern Italians supported the Union anyway, it’s extremely unlikely someone like Pike would have been in contact with them - if such a scenario of a grand conspiracy were true

>war tourism
>ATOL protected with tui

watching that scottish guy drink whiskyeykey
makes me want to drink it but every time i drink it i get shark eyes and end up in a+e or a police van

>>510852760 (OP)
England beat USA 40-5 (45, Trump) at rugby 1 year to the day from the footie wc final. Likely a clue of who is in final next year.

>>510864498
ok, noted, ty mate

>>510864755
Why won't footie ever come home? We can't beat anyone at cricket other than bloody Pakistan either. It's disgraceful that the second British Empire can't win in footie or cricket.

The onion is really scraping the barrel now, their stories used to have some believability

based EE finally sorting the mast out and re-enabling my absolutely pristine connection

>>510865036
How an anyone look into the dead-eyed, ghoulish stare of that archaic beast and think anything other than
>that thing needs to die as soon as possible

time to grind

>>510863463
>which is why its taken me so long to get anywhere with lifting
lol

>>510866054
Morning ofsm lad

>>510866163
why entertain it?

>>510866054
shut up bitch

Have the riots moved beyond Epping?

>>510866238
you're one of those brinnies with nothing to say but who's ego doesn't allow him to accept he has fuck all to say so he sits there all day making low effort posts to distract from the lack of internal noise like
>look at me I'm posting my opinions I'm valid and have something to offer
>look at me I'm making fun of people
>look at me I'm ridiculing things / people because I'm better than other people
when in reality you're an insecure brainlet with nothing of substance to offer and you know it and its all egoic cope
filtered

>>510866267
I accept your concession

In bed too britbong. I hope you all are alright, I hope to visit the country one day for pie, mash and eels

>>510866331
big boy projection there

>>510866238
His gut problems causing fatigue may be valid. Do you have any dietary advice for him?

>>510866331
Cut it out. You're all English. It's time you start acting like it. For the good of America.

>>510866457
not fatigue, just a lapse in overall proper function
ignore him lad he's just being a tit because he has nothing else to contribute. its just noise

>>510866457
I personally know a bodybuilder who's achieved a great physique and he has IBS so gut problems? No, this fitness saga has been going on for years now, it's just laziness on our j's part and he will have grown as a person when he's big enough to admit it.
advice? sort the diet and stop being lazy simple as.

>>510866586
> I personally know a bodybuilder who's achieved a great physique
Yeah I know a guy too (picrel)

Ok but your advice is easier said than done
What first steps should josh take to get shredded?

>>510866782
you're getting permanently filtered as well if you engage with him again

>>510867002
kek
nonce

>>510865324
>amerimutt
Seeing ghouls talk down on other ghouls makes my day

>>510867002
Sandeep sharma

gf going to some event between 11 and 4pm today, a great test of my willpower (i will fail immediately and in fact already have)

>>510866782
consistent effort no matter how small gets the job done, I keep a decent physique with just 10 minutes of bodyweight exercise a day.
The IBS bodybuilder guy follows a strict diet I forget what he calls it, eats several soluble fibre meals like porridge a day.
advice basically just to get over himself and start actually doing it, it's not rocket science.

corrrr baff time

>>510867088
>go pub
>spend £160
>get home gone midnight
>sleep
>up again at 8
I might have a problem.

>>510866356
I'll mash your pie with my eel

>loves abortions
>wont eat meat
>mfw

>Rene Graham, 15, died after being shot in Emslie Horniman's Pleasance Park in Ladbroke Grove, west London, at around 7.20pm on July 21, 2024, during a "family fun day"
>“Officers have appealed to the local community on multiple occasions – we believe there are people sitting on the name of the person responsible.
LOL Thats what you get for kneeling for BLM and twerking at Notting Hill

>>510867485
How many rounds was that?

>>510867074
‘avin a few bevvies are we?
ok start posting Catholic YouTube vids
Hard mode: no music
>510867088
Sound advice la
U fortunately I cannot properly (You) you are I’m gonna get permafiltered

>>510867632
>that filename

>>510867485
how so?
you got the fear you've done something embarrassing?
you probably have but it also doesn't really matter.

>>510867048
You aren't from a white country. America is English. The whitest white there is.

>>510867632
>Emslie Horniman Park
Liberal and member of the Progressive Party

oh no

>>510866585
Alright paedophile laaa.
How's your mum?

>>510867716
josh really got you under his thumb huh?

>>510867716
congratulations you're now in perma-filtertown for acting clever, inabit mate

its as simple as this, either you're a benefit to me or a liability, if you're a liability you get swerved

Good morning from The Lakes

>>510867972
Screw josh, he will never get shredded like eddie and will only get fatter with each passing day
imagine having gut problems like a woman

>>510868074
corrr
reminds me of the shire

>>510868074
looks straight out of the hobbit that
reminds me of the shire

>>510868074
are there any smelly browns in that village

>>510868074
Bit offensive honestly. Imagine all the GDP that empty land could generate if it was cleared out for tower blocks for niggers and Afghan nonces.

>>510868090
kek lad

>plenty of wh*te people go to to thailand
>to do the same thing these people are accusing refugees of
>it's a scandal bruv

>>510864746
Hold on, what exactly more could (should?) we do on top of moving them and their "family" to Britain, granting them ILR so they can stay here for eternity, give them loads of bennies, houses and cars, give them private medical care and have them eligible for primo sinecures?

>>510868445
>plenty of wh*te people go to to thailand
I don't like them either.

1 Large Full Breakfast with Brown Toast for £8.50
1 Tuna Mayo and Cheese Melt with Toastie for £4.60
1 Cappuccino with Add Cream, Add Marshmallows, Add Vanilla Syrup for £4.00

Subtotal £17.10
Delivery fee £3.00
Service fee £0.99
StampCard discount -£9.67
Total £11.42

>>510867632
>we believe there are people sitting on the name of the person responsible.
Just like how everyone remained tightlipped about the vegetable Sasha

>>510852760 (OP)
awaken, arise.
it is time to do your duty as an englishman.
>>510868527

>>510868445
I remember seeing this dipshit on Wesley Winter's stream on YT last night.

>The hotel shouldn't be used, they shouldn't be here. Epping is one of the most racist parts of the country!

Really? maybe it's full of Whites who've been forced out of the East End of London because they're sick of BAMEs stabbing and raping, so they move to Epping and still can't escape. That Thailand analogy was cringe and gay too. What a fucking moron. Deport.

Somalian or ZOG

Somalian is the probably choice desu

>>510868688
That's the one. Love taking immigration advice from forrens me

>>510868543
Alright Jash, lad—your gut’s waving a white flag and you’re pummeling it with this grease-filled monstrosity like you’re trying to kill it off for good.

⸻

1. Large Full Breakfast with Brown Toast – £8.50
Sausage, bacon, beans, fried everything—this isn’t breakfast, it’s a gastric blitzkrieg. Brown toast doesn’t save it; that’s like putting a plaster on a stab wound. Your gut’s drowning in fat and crying for mercy.

⸻

2. Tuna Mayo & Cheese Melt Toastie – £4.60
A hot dairy-and-oil sandwich nightmare. Tuna from a tin? Bland. Mayo? Gut glue. Cheese? Lactose landmine. Melt it all and you’ve made a digestive war crime. Toastie like this doesn’t comfort; it condemns.

⸻

3. Cappuccino with Cream, Marshmallows, Vanilla Syrup – £4.00
This isn’t coffee—it’s dessert for toddlers with no pancreas. Caffeine? Agitates your gut. Cream? Dairy round two. Marshmallows and syrup? Sugar overload. Your stomach isn’t a landfill, mate.

⸻

Final Word:
You’ve turned breakfast into a biological weapon. You say your gut’s buggered, but you’re feeding it like a hungover student with a death wish. You’re not nourishing yourself—you’re staging a slow-motion autopsy. Cut the self-sabotage and stop treating your colon like a punchbag. Get a grip, lad.

>>510868454
Give them free education too, oh, and allow them to sue the MOD for the data breach for tens of thousands, facilitated by ambulance-chasing paki Solicitors helping their fellow kin to pick away at the bones of the corpse once know as Great Britain.

>>510868711
>Esl strikes again


Fucking phone posting turning me jeet

>NEW: Afghan soldiers have brought an average of 8 relatives with them, meaning ~200k Afghan migrants will be resettled in the UK
>This would make the Afghan population of the UK around 290,000. Which if a single area would be the 11th largest city in the country, and bigger than Newcastle.
>The British population in Benidorm fluctuates between 4000 to 8000 depending on the season.
corrr, a whole city full of Afghans

Checking
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afghan_diaspora
this would give us joint fourth with the USA and the UAE, and the third ahead of us (Germany, Iran and Pakistan) have all announced or started deportations which likely means more will be coming here so we can become number 1!

>according to reports
>by h*m*s spokesman Abdullah sheikh Abdullah

>>510868772
That too, can't believe I forgot it. The historical and moral norm would be to shoot them all on our way out for being shit collaborators

I like my coffee as black as the blackest nigger in London's cock

>>510868074
you getting a better vantage to nonce from

>>510868946
I do miss the stonking strong black coffees after a night on mandy desu. Burning your insides with hot bitterness feels ace on a comedown

>>510868946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4BbxV3iJg8

>>510868711
It was funny during one of his speeches where he said "Dem wipepo are biigest threat to america!" and then backed it up with DHS own statement on far right nazis.
It's all a nigger has to say to get endorsed.

>>510868896
how incredibly convenient for our kosher cousins.

>>510865324
It’s because Minnesota is full of Scandinavian whites.

Scandinavians are the most suicidal white group out there and love being raped and enriched. They have the highest out group preference of all white ethnicities. Weird bunch of people.

No coincidence that New England is the whitest part of America because all the whites there are, surprise surprise, English and we have a strong in group preference.

>>510869464
he's right

>>510868688
To be fair, white flight is peak cowardice and boomer behaviour.

We need to stop with these pathetic white flight coward bullshit. Should’ve stayed in the east end and held onto our territory and fought back against the BAMEs. Instead white flight means just surrendering land.

https://xcancel.com/TheGriftReport/status/1946639813785919670#m
>First, it was the swans...then the seagulls and now the fish from the lakes ...is there anything Immigrants won't take?
Teach a Bengali to fish and they’ll still claim UC, PIP, carer’s allowance, housing benefits…

>>510869464
*hangriest

Might go brighton might not idk

>>510869661
>brighton

You a poofter?

>>510869464
can't even beat b12 deficiency

spent all night in bed. no sleep. 9 am

>>510869661
Go, carry a clipboard and ask people how they feel about immigrants. If they are pro immigration ask them if you can put them down on the clipboard to accept some immigrants into their home?
If they "don't have room" ask them where we can put them?
Brighton is full of luvvy poofs.

>>510863875
just bought the one you recommended
this shit is fire

>want to buy thing
>forget about VAT
>no longer want to buy thing anymore

I hate VAT its so retarded why am I paying 20% tax on an item I'm buying with my money which has been taxed? youve already taxed me you fucking wankers. Seething.

absolute kino

>>510869770
rough that lad

>>510869501
morning landlordanon la

i gave extra to my landlord this month

he's a hustler and i respect that

>>510868946
Kofi should have baileys in it and 3 lumps of brown sugar

I built a shrine dedicated to my landlord this month

Poor lil gobbo
He never had a chance kek

>Opal fruits made to make your mouth water

Lies

>>510869975
based

20 minute scream rant about how i'm a selfish bastard from gf
this will surely cause me to change my ways like all the other rants

sorry for seething earlier
ironically, I was lifting kek

>>510870227
i went up to see her this morning when she woke up she didn't even say good morning
she just huffed and said 'dirty clothes on the bed'

https://xcancel.com/DailyMail/status/1946685296235491619#m
>Channel migrant who sexually assaulted teenage girl with special needs in broad daylight is jailed for 14 months
>A channel migrant has been handed a 14-month prison sentence after he sexually assaulted an 'extremely vulnerable' teenage girl who has learning difficulties in a park in broad daylight.
>Aron Hadsh, 27, from Eritrea, who was living at a taxpayer-funded Holiday Inn near Heathrow, attacked the 19-year-old in June last year after she had been sent by her mother to pick up fruit from a food bank.
>Hadsh, who illegally entered the UK around three years ago after crossing the Channel, was caught five weeks later after the teenager spotted him while out shopping with her mother. Members of the public detained him until the police arrived.
What sound logic

>>510870396
is she fit though

>>510869800
>Build more housing!

>>510870476
They are likely advised to do this stuff because they can then claim human rights will be violated if they're deported.

>>510870227
>>510870396
you're an alcoholic loser
we get it

>>510870396
Why was she sleeping with a hobo?

got invited to his gay sisters wedding

>>510868896
What happened to le dead babies in 48 hours? Are these brand new babies?

>>510870234
>lifting a sosij in the general direction of your mouth

>>510870767
Ask her missus if she hates the thought of men why she sticks plastic cocks up her fanny?

>>510870767
Stop it libtard

https://x.com/GBNEWS/status/1946842764983013656
>King Charles is a wanker

house more buildings

>>510870234
apology accepted

>>510870836
Countersignalling His Maj is pure cringe

>>510870771
what i dont get is that they've been starved for two years and apparently israel has been blocking aid
how are they not all dead already

>>510870234
apology accepted
it’s cool, High T chads gotta lash out sometimes

>>510870817
kek
true in about 5 mins

>>510870917
nah you can go fuck yourself you're being a prick to cauldron now too
go back to bed you cranky bitch you're clearly in a bad mood

I'm happy to report that the cheap poncho i bought for Autumn doesnt require me to sew fishing weights along the bottom. I discovered that it has fasteners quite far down. a steal at a fiver and is large enough to be used as a HMO should i find any migrants on my travels.
My weather sense tells me this Autumn is going to be one of the wettest and stomy on record. (The plants told me)

>>510863875

not usually big pop drinker but loved them vending machines in japan like
all the pop in them tasted real, none of that artificial sweetener taste you get in uk just real sugar

wish we could have nice things like that again lads but apparently sugar in pop is to dangerous for us now

>>510870984
Cauldron deserves it for being an alcoholic

>>510870935
my ancestors died at culloden trying to prevent this gay shit

>>510871010
But how many pockets does it have?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/07/19/middle-class-families-higher-water-bills-poorer-households/
>Middle-class families could face higher water bills to subsidise poorer households
>Labour ministers will be urged to introduce scheme that would see low-income customers given huge discounts
Parasites are looking for another handout

Just found out my cousin is on disability benefit for effectively being fat and unhealthy. No job. Literally still lives with his mother. He, of course, has a girlfriend. Am I playing the game wrong? I am exactly the opposite. If everything goes to total shit, why the fuck should I care?

>>510870966
I'm sick at prompting now

>>510871034
>You like a mouthful of pop

Bit gay

>>510871055
Jacobite comeback arc in the works
Trust the plan

>>510871197

bet you like the metallic artificial sweetner tasting pop like

nonce

>>510871164
Am I playing the game wrong?
if you're getting jealous of a fat homestuck guy on bennies then yes you are certainly playing the game wrong.
Wouldn't recommend following his example though. What is going on in your life?

>>510869833
nice

>>510871055
culloden is now a deano estate

>>510871083
One, which has a big hole in it for my head.
Idk the value of ponchos with open pockets though, I can see stuff going everywhere when you take it off if they are not zipped and have waterproof flpas over the zips.
This thing is very cheap.

>>510871263
Coca Cola actually you utter bender

>>510871010
>My weather sense tells me this Autumn is going to be one of the wettest and stomy on record.
cor. everywhere outside will be empty again.

corr
me scrannington is here
might watch a film

>>510871396
Rain chads rise up.

>>510871392

coca cola still tastes like metal lad, dont know how anyone can drink that shite

>>510871380
Does it fold up into a little bag with a belt so you can wear it like a fashionable accessory

>>510871289
Work. Gym. Helping my grandmother. Occasionally I have friends over and watch the boxing. It feels like such a small window of time in the week to do anything else.

>>510871473
And you still like mouthfuls of pop, picrel

>>510871314
everyone in scotland is either a smackhead or a low level bureaucrat
or occasionally former smackheads that become low level bureaucrats
or low level bureaucrats that become smackheads

>>510871475
nah, just came in a ziplock style bag.
https://www.springfields.co.uk/kombat-multi-purpose-black-poncho.html

>>510871497
all sounds pretty wholesome but also like you're just going through the motions.
probably just unsatisfied in the work that you're doing, wouldn't be that way if you were working towards some sort of overarching goal.

>>510868543
Still obese then? Kek

I drank 2 litres of supermarket own brand vodka last week and I haven't been able to see properly since. I am starting to believe it may have been methylated

>Mighty steam locomotives used to power through here
>Back when the only black face you'd see is the coal man

Take me back

Jocko willink basedface

https://x.com/jockowillink/status/1946578403467141298

Starmer is the best PM we've had for decades based on every possible objective metric.

>>510871873
Cor look at all those blackberry bushes.

>>510857826
>>510871989

Saw a normie m8 first time in a while yesterday and he was ranting about jews and send em all back, another one earlier in the year was talking about eugenics. Normaloids becoming redpilled at an alarming rate.

What were the 2 words?

>>510872023
Cameron ruined Britain. Starmer Built Britain Back Better.

>>510872064
BAME chippy

>>510872055
I want to say something funny but I can't into humor

>>510871987
Echo Charles is probably cringing hella hard at this pic fr

>>510872013
Ripe for the picking this, no cunt comes here because you have to trek through about 50m of wildland

>oh no the nettles will sting us, we cant go that way

>>510872095
did he ever get those sausages released?

>>510871164
>why the fuck should I care?
There's the trick, you shouldn't. I spent the best part of 20 years caring and then realised that nobody else did. I was a mug.

>>510872154
Morning tommy la

Say something nice about him

Why don't you just turn the bots off at night
The state of this thread baka.

and i'm calling out
calling out
your name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sdTN1nIwQY

>>510871164
all you have to do to get a girlfriend is go to a bar and pick a girl up and don't tell her to go home in the morning
she won't be high quality but it's that easy
you practice at it, refine your "social skills" (that's why they're called skills, needs practice), and then you can talk to women who aren't bar sluts without breaking eye contact and then you can get a good one

>>510871497
Just take pride in the fact that you're paying lots of taxes and contributing to this great nation.

>>510872437
His crimes prove that taxes create massive incentives to crime and that you need a physical barreir between different jurisdictions (there should be a wall around new Jersey)

gf has nicked my debit card
i respect the hustle
#donthatetheplaya

GCHQ bots being GCHQ bots

>>510872064
gert lush

>>510872623
[TARGET ACQUIRED]

>>510872154
Satanyoohoo has ruined everything for you lads. A century of propaganda down the shitter.

>>510869882
>>510865705
Warframe is a shit game with one of the worst narratives in the history of recorded media.
How is it that British people have the absolute worst taste in every conceivable thing?

They're going to start shouting "FREE FREE PALUSTINE" in the middle of plays now, imagine paying hundreds to go to the opera and some autist runs the whole thing with their special virtue signalling flag

>>510872825
Jews are the bad sort of Nazi now.
We'll see more of this.

>>510872825
God I hope so

>>510872825
israel shot at the catholic church in gaza with a tank on purpose and killed/injured people
palestine should be freed from these ghouls

>>510872985
The day of reckoning is coming soon, brother. Insha'allah

>>510872824
He's a genuine tasteless spastic with a 14 year old brain kek

>Complain about the negative impacts of immigration every day

>"I love that African, I'd buy him a pint"

Retards.

>>510872917

I don't know why FtM trannies bother, imagine paying all that money for surgery just to look like a butch lesbian

>>510873064
I suppose you'd have to be to want to play as a mongoloid space potato.

>>510872791
Keep walking the redpilled path
Bibi isn't any worse than any other politician, just more competent in a grubby profession. Your view of him is shaped by our left. The light is blinding outside the cave and your opinion on our politics makes as much of a difference as my opinion on Kier starmer
May the goddess of milkers smile uppon ya lad

>>510873109
>Mongoloid space potato
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>510873162
No.

>>510873242
Kek

>>510872825
What a fine time

>>510872824
who gives a fuck about the narrative when the gameplay is cool? if you want narrative read a book. retard

>>510873122
>Keep peddling the fallacy there are good and bad Jews to the goyim.

There are no "Good" Jews Moshi, the world knows this now. Jewish evil is genetic.

>>510873414
jesus speaks about this

>>510873335
Why aren't you taking lsd every day, retard.

So all brit flags are 15 year old and muslim
Good to know

>>510873493
fuck off kike

>>510872540
dob her in to immigration

>>510873242
the old fume cupboards in my schools science lab had wooden doors. I don't think the wooden doors point is really that sound tbqh.

>>510873414
brit/pol/ is a muslim thread. we do not tolerate jews in any form. allahu ackbar

>>510873493
I've got a jewish question for ya, when ezekiel saw the throne was is it in reality or in his mind

>>510873335
>who gives a fuck about the narrative when the gameplay is cool?
I'll tell you why. You know that cool space ninja you thought you were playing as? Joke's on you, you were playing as a gay, autistic star child all along. Now please buy Platinum to support the small independent studio.

>>510873493
>talks to what he thinks are 15 year olds online
nonce

>>510873478
I'm already mental enough ffs

>>510873464
Epstein's prosecutors and everyone related to that side of the case should be jailed for life. They destroyed an innocent man and drove him to suicide by ruining his career and life in such a humiliating and public way.

>>510873545
VUS HASTU NAR GESAGT?!

>>510873553
yeah I know mate the second dream was 10 years ago and I've played off and on since hidden messages which was a year prior
I guess you didn't get the memo and you don't know the the operator is an adult now called drifter since the new war?

>>510873544
this is an ismaili general

>>510873553
>>510873649
a pic
for reference

>>510873607
They should have freed the mandem

>>510873620
was st paul a merkabah mystic

>>510873545
Well I suppose that depends on what you mean by reality

>>510852760 (OP)
Gone from a NEET to £35k, soon to be on £44k lads... for once I'm happy in my work.

>>510873759
>*gives definition*
>no that's just circular, stop trying to trap me

>>510873749
>was st paul a merkabah mystic
He was a merkavah cowboy

>>510873764
>soon to be on £44k lads
what are you going to spend it on

>>510873827
>Starts crying

>>510873764
put it all on black

>>510873827
>*pops benzos*

>>510873850
stormzy's 'merky' movement is actually about chariot mysticism

>>510873827
now wait just a minute Mr. Cauldron
What does reality mean? Are your dreams reality? Is your deep sleep state a reality?
Are these not different aspects of reality?

Jung says

>>510873713
>>510873649
So at least they're aware it was a horrible fucking idea, too late now though. Also game is boring repetative shit that will never have an end game. The fact that it is still going after all this time should be studied.
The Warframe userbase is one that game dev studios dream of, a crowd of complete retards that that will continuously lap up utterly mediocre shit for no explicable reason.

>>510873921
Merky-ky-ky-ky
Like
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off (Ayy)
My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off (Ayy)
You ain't got a clue, let's be honest
I had a couple seeds, I made a forest
I put in the work and take the profit
Lookin' at my girl like "What a goddess" (Thank God)
Rule number two, don't make the promise
If you can't keep the deal then just be honest (Be honest)
I could never die, I'm Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris)
Fuck the government and fuck Boris (Yeah)
I'm a villain, killin' when I'm barrin'
Brothers in the hood just like the movie that I star in
Servicin' my whip, I phoned the boss to bring my car in
I could probably take your chick
But I just wouldn't 'cause she's jarrin', oh
I got the sauce (Sauce), don't know what you thought (Thoughts)
Catch me up in the snow in my sliders and my shorts (Shorts)
Chicks tryna get my brother Flipz to share his thoughts
I think he's tryna tell me I should tell her he don't talk
I don't fuck with her
Yeah, I used to hit it but you're stuck with her
Man, I wouldn't even try my luck with her
Gyal say I'm bougie (Word), way too exclusive (Word)
Chillin' in Dubai know I get it all inclusive (Word)
Now may I ask if you can find it in your spirit (Yeah)
To leave us all alone and go and mind your fuckin' business
Lookin' in the mirror sayin', "Mikey, you're the illest" (Yeah)
When I'm James Bond, tryna live my movie like I'm Idris
So we telling 'em look

>>510874031
Heiling this.

>>510873958
steady on man it's not even the afternoon yet

>>510873764
>Gone from a NEET to £35k, soon to be on £44k lads...

Do you remember beardy hipsters listening to Mumford and son and drinking tea from jamjar.

It seems like so long ago now.

>>510873866
Stocks ISA if nothing else, as much as I want to do a PC upgrade, I'll be honest I don't enjoy vidya that much any more. Better clothes is on the list, more comfortable socks, better boots, the simple things.
But after taxes should be some £684 on a 5 day week, £855 on a 6 day week, it's just more than I think I've ever been used to before.

My waifu, Labour MP Yuan Yang was at pride last week. I am proud of her for standing up for gock rights.

>>510873929
>Kermit voice
One must defeat his inner dragon of the depth in order to incorporate the shadow and become a competent man. If you can't clean your room how can you defeat your father so you can become him?

Never forget that asses represent the bottom, they are of the devil, while tits... *Voice cracking*... Tits feed babies anon, tits represent life and the heavens
>Breaks down crying

Planned to buy myself an Irresistable pizza for lunch and a sirloin for Sunday dinner. Co-Op fridges all empty. Sod ya then. Went paki shop for overpriced booze and a Goodfellas

>>510873958
>So at least they're aware it was a horrible fucking idea
no evidence of that
however it makes perfect logistical sense to make the operator an adult at some point considering your player base is mainly adults
>Also game is boring repetative shit that will never have an end game.
everything in life is repetitive, so this is a non-point
also, define endgame?
>The fact that it is still going after all this time should be studied.
its just like any other free to play game with mmo elements, it goes on perpetually until it dies. this isn't new, its been a thing since even pre WOW. maybe its you who should be studied
>The Warframe userbase is one that game dev studios dream of, a crowd of complete retards that that will continuously lap up utterly mediocre shit for no explicable reason.
so just like any other customer / user base then
lmfao
I feel like you've got something else going on irl that is making you lash out little bro, you don't even have any decent points to raise

>>510874155
The last vestiges of white culture. Now it's drill rap and stabbing cunts because they're wearing expensive watches.

>>510872055
>Normaloids becoming redpilled at an alarming rate.
Meaningless. They just follow the latest fad. What is easily won is usually easily lost.

>>510874136
KEK

>>510873929
>and i mean it, i'm bloody dead serious about that
>well no look *furrows his brow*
>it's like... *starts casting spells with his hands* if we don't choose our words extremely bloody carefully, which i do, then that is the absolute highest possible state of negligence, across all possible domains of negligence

>>510864746
>drop of a hat
i've noticed weird use of language in these accounts, sort of 1950s english

its the repetition of it over accounts with the same pro migration, anti Brexit type of approach. Can't see a matching age group for who they claim to be

>>510874199
Do gay chinks exist?
Preese fisting velly good.

>>510869377
>New England
>all the whites there are, surprise surprise, English
Are they though?

>English
>we have a strong in group preference.
I don't believe that at all tbhwy.

>>510874230
Riding an electric scooter with a balaclava on , pretending to be a black is all we have left.

Virtually all white Americans are English with very little admixture from anywhere else. Anglos are more suicidally empathetic than Scandinavians. It wasn't that long ago that they had eugenics laws.

>>510863692
>>510863875
I used to watch a lot of Japanese sat news. Can I ask you how many Jews work there?

>>510873544

>lib women flying Iranian flags

I thought libs hated Iran because they oppress women and shit, what kind of messed up timeline are we living in

The new thread should be a McFren Burger edition

>>510874155
>The last hurrah for white culture was a skinny jean hoe down
Maybe it deserved to die

>>510874408
No their latest software update made it so that now Iran is actually a feminist utopia. Women in Iran are actually treated better than in the West, with more rights.

>>510874408
They also lead the world in trans surgery because being gay is haram

The world is wilder than the memes

>>510874273
so many mainland male chinese in the uk are gay, they come here because they can't be gay in china
male chinese are either gay, chinese teachers or managers
it's pretty rare to see just a standard chinese straight guy

>>510874242
Nah the normies are becoming angrier and angrier as things get worse, and they will continue to get worse for some time yet.

>>510865036
https://youtu.be/gBI0gykA0nQ

they have built a huge ghetto some areas 60% cannot speak English fluently

>>510874155
I remember when people were bringing their typewriters to coffee shops, weird time.

>>510874110
Take up the White Man's burden—
The savage wars of peace—
Fill full the mouth of Famine
And bid the sickness cease;
And when your goal is nearest
The end for others sought,
Watch Sloth and heathen Folly
Bring all your hopes to nought.

Take up the White Man's burden—
No tawdry rule of kings,
But toil of serf and sweeper—
The tale of common things.
The ports ye shall not enter,
The roads ye shall not tread,
Go make them with your living,
And mark them with your dead!

Take up the White Man's burden—
And reap his old reward:
The blame of those ye better,
The hate of those ye guard—
The cry of hosts ye humour
(Ah, slowly!) toward the light:—
"Why brought ye us from bondage,
Our loved Egyptian night?"

Take up the White Man's burden—
Ye dare not stoop to less
Nor call too loud on Freedom
To cloak your weariness;
By all ye cry or whisper,
By all ye leave or do,
The silent, sullen peoples
Shall weigh your Gods and you.

>>510874499
Why do you care? It's too late. It's been too late. The time to act was 20 years ago. And even that's probably generous. Britain is over.

>>510874155
quite funny that whole culture came from gavin mccinnes

>>510874490
Really, I never knew.
They are very superstitious and fear me being left handed.

>>510863141
Pretty sure thats from syria

>>510874613
And Russel brand.

>>510874273
Sulus famous for being a bummer

>>510874645
>Me being left handed
BURN HIM ELHAMDULILA!

>>510874645
it's funny too because even chinese gays act like bitchy faggots
globohomo is globally homogenous

>>510874155
Stomp clap hey

>>510874712
Alan akbar!

>>510874537

The thing with the US is that their visa requirements are so strict that only the wealthy Muslims can go there, whereas we get the dregs of the slums of Mirpur that no other country wants

>>510874490
So your gf is your "gf"

i remember everyone jerkin off to mid slags like anna kendrick and aubrey plaza

>>510861145
Only time someone's tried to mug me it was a white kid when I was like 15.
I'm Indian btw.

>>510874872
why is gf talking to me like she's a producer from 1950s broadway

>>510874204
fuck off jew

>>510874854
Timestamped tits or gtfo

>>510874224
>everything in life is repetitive, so this is a non-point
I can't imagine how shit your life must be.

>>510874908
She learned english watching repeats of kojak

>>510874964
>Tickles you

>>510875153
>the hottest mutant gf imaginable
tfw no broken english noir detective gf

>>510875209
gas

>>510875210
I hear Dick Tracey is a woman nowadays

>>510875251
No Dick Tracey these days

>>510875246
Do you even have a loicense for such vile dangerous online speech?

>>510875125
no thats my point
everything in life is repetitive
novelty is largely based on your point of view and presuppositions
everyone lives habitually and repetitively
but they perceive novelty within that repetition
because as human beings we require both simultaneously
so if something seems repetitive to you, to the point where its pointless
thats because you aren't aligned with the minutae of novelty within that pattern
which is completely fine
but don't accost other people for being aligned with novelity with that repetition just because you're not

New

>>510875352
>>510875352
>>510875352

>>510875338
Based wizard

>>510875321
just fuck off

>>510875338
That's a lot of words to say "I enjoy eating shit, don't judge me for it".

>>510875635
>thats a lot of words
I accept your concession

>>510875673
I conceded fuck all.
You're a retard who plays a shit game made by canadian faggots, and your post is nonsensical schizo-babble trying to cope.
I'll give just one example.
>>510875338
>but they perceive novelty within that repetition
No, for the vast majority of cases people do not, this is why repetition is generally undesirable, because people don't like it, and the reason they don't like it is the -lack- of novelty, you fucking idiot.
This is the level of pseudo-intellectual midwittery to be expected from a warframe player.

>>510865036
Look at me