Say something that will wake him up
>>510865819 (OP)*deep breath*
SOMEONE JUST "SOLD" THE PEOPLE'S WEEDEATER FOR 25 YUAN
The USA is moving nuclear missiles into Taiwan, but they say it's to stop Iran so it's ok you can go back to sleep now.
>>510865819 (OP)Nah let him sleep, it's funny when he goes full Biden and can't even be bothered to turn up to shit like BRICS.