Thread 510884500

>be nigger
>wear gaudy ridiculous metal chain around neck because muh culture
>can’t read warning signs because nigger
>walk in to restricted area that says “DO NOT ENTER WITH METAL ITEMS KN YOUR PERSON”
>completely disregard warnings because nigger
>”ayo mup da doo muh fuggin biz nood my do-AAAAAACK”
>”SHEEEEEEIT IM DYING BECUASE WYPIPO MADE MAGNETS RACIST N SHEEEIIT”

I am convinced that they are natures comedic relief. I don’t think they could have survived throughout history this long without the help of white people.

God is doing his damndest to eradicate these creatures by smiting them with plague, pestilence, famine, and drought but altruistic whites and kid raping jews keep fucking up His plan

>>510884500 (OP)
so how did he die?
sure the magnet is strong, but not that strong.

>>510884893
strangled by his 2chainz

>>510885016
>>510885034
why didnt they just turn the machine off?

i didnt know mris were that powerful of magnets.

>>510884893
these magnets are REALLY fucking strong anon, people have been killed because these magnets can send metal objects flying into you from across the room

>>510884500 (OP)
>>510884696
>>510885016
You're a piece of shit if you think it's funny. What a horrific way to die.

How does this happen? Don’t they have a procedure “please put all metal in this box, sir. Please go through this metal detector, sir.” Etc? So people don’t get decapitated by their chains?

I’m blaming the establishment/personnel unless this guy snuck it in somehow or something.

>>510885165
its so strong the nigga is strangled faster than the operator of the machine can turn it off?

>>510885092
The opportunity to turn it off was there, but not the desire.

I saw a black guy with a “rock of ice” earring the size of a shooter marble and wanted to ask him how he could afford a half million dollar diamond but then remembered they’re low impulse so I left the area instead.

>>510885265
>>510885273
If it was real gold it wouldn’t have been attracted to the magnet.

>>510885237
HAHAHA
NIGGER IS DEAD

>>510885237
If you have ever been into an MRI room there's a bunch of signs telling you not to wear metal and the nurse days it too. It's funny because it's evolution finding a way.

>>510884893
I don't know.. I always thought the MRI magnet thing was a meme. However, I had a couple of 1 inch rare earth cubes and holy crap they were super dangerous. If you accidentally let them smack together they would explode in shrapnel. I used to put them both in towels and then hold them apart, but they would slap together even then and rip holes in the towels. If you chucked one at a car, I'm certain it would leave a sizeable dent. There are magnets you can buy online that have many thousands of pounds of magnetic force. They would crush your arm, and amputate fingers. My little cubes came packed in giant boxes. I ended up chucking them under my car on the frame because I didn't want them in the house anymore, and then forgot about them, and sold the car.

>>510885237
niggers aren't people, there's nothing to feel about. it was hilarious.

>>510884500 (OP)
>can’t read warning signs because nigger
there are metal detectors you pass through before getting near the machine

>>510884500 (OP)
I really want to see the video of this.

For him to have died from that it must have been fucking brutal.

I mean forget strangulation, I'd wager it almost garrotted him.

Imagine wearing just a steel chain. Not even stainless steel. Just a chain like a dog.. or a slave. Who likes the feel of steel against them? Fucking slave throwback shit.

>>510885599
It's called fashion you stupid bitch

>>510884500 (OP)
Splat Albert's family got 300 million. How much will Magnegro's family get?

>>510885237
Seethe, nigger lmao

>>510884500 (OP)
not even the worst case involving MRI machines that I've seen

>>510885265
Didn't he get slammed to the magnet and died a bit later? Those magnets are seriously ridiculously strong, go watch some videos. The chain was 20 pounds or something, so could easily crush his neck. A while ago some dude went in to an MRI with a butt plug in his ass. The magnet sucked in the plug and he died when it tore through his body

>>510884500 (OP)
>Get cancer.
>Tell only wife.
>Wont live.
>Know your gonna die.
>Have fucking nothing to your name.
>Purposefully get killed by a hospital.
>Wife becomes a millionaire.

>>510885237

O Im laffin

>>510884500 (OP)
Shouldn't there have been a metal detectors covering the entrances to the MRI rooms? It's probably the easiest thing in the world to leave coins in your pockets before walking in.

>>510886023
Lel
>>510885961

>>510885356
>If it was real gold it wouldn’t have been attracted to the magnet.
In everyday situations, that's true. But the magnetic fields of an MRI machine are so powerful that even non-ferrous metals are affected.

>>510884500 (OP)
>it ain't no metal chain, it a steel chain, mufugga

>>510884500 (OP)
>”SHEEEEEEIT IM DYING BECUASE WYPIPO MADE MAGNETS RACIST N SHEEEIIT”

i admit it i laughed

>>510885599
Silver is cheap and nonmagnetic.

>>510886100
Or a chain around your neck if you're a nigger

>>510886152
Lol. What the other fingol posted isn't even the same case. Guess people just really like butt plugs

>>510885016
>20 lbs of fucking heavy metal chain
>necklace
fucking NIGGER who brings GYM EQUIPMENT to an hospital?

>>510885691
Splat Albert shouldn't have been allowed on the ride, is the reason for the big lawsuit. Now niggers can train their apes to be ungovernable, make them fat as hell and send then out to die at an amusement park because some ride attendant doesn't want to have a confrontation.
Cha ching

>>510884500 (OP)
You think they have to get rid of that machine now that someone died in it? What if I go to CERN and kill myself in the Large Hadron Collider would they destroy it?

>>510885237
If white people dying because they ignored the extinction signs in the mass immigration room is funny, then so is this.

>>510885247
Both times I had an MRI, they simply asked me if I had anything metal on me or in me, including certain tattoos that used metallic ink. There's no metal detector. Patients and anyone working in the room are expected to not be retarded.

Generally when you schedule to have an MRI you go through a pre procedure checklist to make sure you have absolutely nothing metal in your body such as medical devices and whatnot. Then you are explicitly told to leave all jewelry and anything metal at home. They also have you change into scrubs and if you do still have anything metallic on you you put it in this locker before entering the room. An MRI machine is always on. It even has a sign in the lobby before you even get to the room where the machine is. This guy was just a dumb ape and paid for it with his life.

>>510884500 (OP)
Bitching about 'muh chaynz n sheeit' since they got dragged out of Africa. Send em all back, says I.

>>510885092
You can't turn the magnet off, no electricity is flowing to that piece.

No one saw this? As exaggerated these movies are the machine was spot on
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9fUB-nDZT8Q

>>510885237
You're a nigger, a plague upon humanity

Sadly, the medical facility will be sued and forced into a large settlement with the negro’s family.

>>510886447
Ride attendant is a nigger
Allows Splat Albert on ride because nigger
Albert goes splat
Albert's family wins ghetto lottery

Cooperative nigging, or just stupid niggotry which has the same effect?

>>510885092
Can you even explain how magnets work??

>>510884893
>sure the magnet is strong, but not that strong.
The article I read said it exerts 30 tons of force . Same article said he died of a heart attack while being pinned to the machine.
Nigger is finally useful -- as a bad example

>>510885691
>Magnegro
Holy fuck my sides just flew off faster than his nigger being sucked in to the MRI

>>510884500 (OP)
>>510884893
>>510885016
The chain weighed 20 lbs, signs everywhere saying no metal, he was your typical brainlet nigger.

It's like putting a sign that says 'Wet Paint'. People don't believe the sign.

There are mobile MRIs in tractor trailers. Before they are moved there has to be all kinds of scheduling to ensure that two of them _never_ pass each other on the road.

>>510886954
>>510887273

NTA, but I can see a lot of people have never heard of electromagnets.

>>510885237
>guaranteed replies
>>510885686
Nigger fashion is hilarious keep cryin lil bitch boi

>>510888392
A MRI magnet switches from high magnetism to "low" magnetism (low in the sense that it can only pull a couple of tons, not dozens) it is never non-magnetic.

>>510884893
>not that strong
We are talking about 2-4 Teslas here. LHC magnets have about 10 Teslas.

pic from 2023 or so

>>510885092
>turn off a magnet
you might be retarded

>>510884500 (OP)
>>510885961
What I don't understand in either of those cases is that surely they gradually felt the pull get stronger as they got closer to the magnetic field, no? MRI machines stay on it's not like they flip a switch every time a patient goes in and out.
Maybe the chain got lifted up which quickly pulled it in the denser, stroner parts of the field, or maybe the nigger was just a dumb nigger, but I suspect the faggot felt something but didn't say anything at first because he was enjoying it.

>>510884500 (OP)
Why didn't the MRI tech warn him?

>>510885237
I hate you NIGGERS like you wouldn't believe.

>>510889117
>Yes, MRI magnets can be turned off, but the process is complex and not always practical. Superconducting magnets, the most common type in MRI, are kept "on" by a continuous flow of liquid helium. To turn them off (a process called "quenching"), the helium is rapidly heated, causing it to turn into gas and the magnetic field to collapse. This is usually a last resort due to the potential for damage and lengthy downtime for recovery. In emergencies, a "ramp down" process may be used, which is slower and more controlled

whos the retard now bitch?

>>510889387
>”um excuse me sir, I need to warn you about any metal on your perso-“
>STFU LIL TIMMY MUH DIK BIX NOO-AAAAAAAACK”

Only a nigger would casually walk around with a 20lb chain on his neck. We should put all niggers in chains and ship them back

>>510884500 (OP)
>bix nood
I made the horrid mistake once of googling that on a government computer.
I've never been called in for a sit-down by the bosses quicker in my life.

Oh ffs... there's gonna be a (((global outcry))) isn't there because it was a kang.
If the victim had been White, the kike media wouldn't have even reported it.

>>510885399
I enjoyed your little story

>>510889604
>Process:
Pressing the quench button releases the liquid helium coolant, causing the magnet to lose its superconductivity and the magnetic field to drop to zero within seconds.

very good, hans.

>>510887209
They didn't even sue the fairground but the maker of the ride, who are Austrian.
How does that work? How does USA court make a foreign company pay something like this?

>her husband, who was wearing a 9 kilogram chain that he uses for weight training,
nigger was wearing a chain like this
what a retard

>>510890565
he got selected naturally

>>510890565
I too spontaneously weight train in MRI machine rooms
Assisting my fatass wife off the machine was going to replace one of my sets

>>510885247
Nanny state enthusiast.

>>510885265
“THE MAGNET IS ALWAYS ON!”
https://camrt-bpg.ca/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/MRI-2021-11-_-Prevention-of-Projectile-Accidents-Examples.pdf

>>510884500 (OP)
>>”ayo mup da doo muh fuggin biz nood my do-AAAAAACK”
>>”SHEEEEEEIT IM DYING BECUASE WYPIPO MADE MAGNETS RACIST N SHEEEIIT”
why cant you faggots at least write something funny?

>>510884500 (OP)
Pulling my chain with this one aren't you.

>>510889387
It would have been racist to assume a black man of power wouldn't know what white medical workers knew.

>>510890565
How absolutely beyond retarded do you have to be to enter a room with an MRI machine with this wrapped around you? It's like diving into shark infested waters with your arms tied behind your back while covered in blood.

>>510889387
based nigger killer 5000
hooray science!

>>510885237
niggers aren’t human, they do not have souls, and it’s funny when they die

>>510890565
Who the fuck takes this to a medical appointment?

>>510890565
Why tho?
I was assuming it was some flashy gold chain, not a fucking bike lock.

Imminent 6 figure salary compo on route for the grieving negress widow?.

>>510885016
Hospital or wherever will be at fault. Why wasnt the door locked? How was he able to access? If you have a machine that is dangerous to people with metal on them you must secure the area.

>>510885153
that's what the M stands for

>>510890994
You can have accurate or you can have funny, those anons chose accuracy

>>510885092
Most kekable kraut ever

>>510885247
He broke in

>>510884500 (OP)
There's a piece of metal in my chest (Pierced nipples, somehow a ball went inside as I was removing it) I confirmed this with a magnet. Do I go for an MRI and pretend not to notice it? How badly would a small 1-2cm metal ball fuck me up

>>510890565
>MIRAFIT
Anagram MRI Tafi
MRI Taffy.....

>>510884500 (OP)
>>510884893

>>510884500 (OP)
they would be
if they didnt cause this much harm and havoc to everyone around

>>510891793
Sure, blame the hospital staff rather than the dumb nigger wandering around parts of the building which are out of bounds.

>>510891070
What the fuck timmy gon' do?

>>510892091
it'll probably just rip your nipple off
you'll live

>>510886087
>be nigger
>can’t think two steps ahead in anything
>wear big chain
>ACK

>>510885237
Don't trust nobody, not even yo chain, nigga was caught lackin

>>510892272
I swear you Swedes are nearly as bad as the eternal leaf.

>>510892091
It'll hurt a lot and fuck up the MRI machine, which will massively piss off the hospital.

I feel like it'd be way easier to just cut it out yourself.

The same people complaining about being kept in chains during slavery gladly keep wearing more and more of them and now even lynched themselves with a chain...Fucking clown world...

>>510892242
>blame the hospital staff rather than the dumb nigger
Hard to tell. I've dated nurses and they are child level IQ. One time, after going to the ER after a severe car crash, I was given directions by hospital staff and a few minutes later walking randomly around the corridors I ended up in some part of the hospital that had people in hazmat suits and no one was telling me I couldn't be there.

>>510892281
>rip my nipple off
It's not even near the nipple anymore. It's migrated about halfway between the nipple and armpit.
Would it like bounce around the mri making Swiss cheese of me, or would it remain stable somewhere in the middle of the mri

>>510885237
Oh no my pet nigger

TIL the magnet in an MRI machine is always on. I can't blame the guy if he thought otherwise because on TV they can "turn it off" when somebody goes in with a Prince Albert or something.

I'd love to watch a scene like this play out.

>>510892290
Kek'd

>>510889150
It's more like a delta p problem like that gif of a crab getting sucked into a deep sea pipeline.

>>510884500 (OP)
Bump for a good weekend laugh. Also, magnetism is ray-suss.

Well, at least he died in chains.

>>510884500 (OP)
they are not very smart

>>510892242
Well goddamn, SIR. If you have a machine that is potentially dangerous to people with METAL on them (like 99% of the population), you have to secure it. Cordone the area that is dangerous. Make it inaccessible even by accident. Was he dumb? Sure, Im not arguing that. It coulda been a kid just opening doors.
>>Youre wrong on this

>>510892091
You mean 1-2mm right? 1cm is 10mm, the size of a large semiauto handgun caliber, you're gonna be dead if you get inside of an MRI machine. Also if you can fit 10mm objects in your nipples and they can lost, what kind of weird hentai nipples do you have that spreads open like a kangaroo's pouch?

>>510892091
Depends does go up or down, if up skin damage if down depends on what's in the way.

>>510892091
It will be a lot cheaper just to ask the doctors to help you rather than risk death destroying their mri machine.
>but I'm embarrassed about my nipple story
They've seen worse and don't give a fuck anymore.

>>510885247
rules and laws are racist tho?

>>510885691
>Magnegro
kek

>>510884500 (OP)
Why have I seen twenty threads about a nigger too stupid to understand how magnets work?
No one cares if a nigger dies.
It was funny the first time when we saw a nigger die by being choked to death because of his necklace.
It hasn't been funny the other nineteen times because it was just spam. Find the video and include it in a rekt thread.
Otherwise, no one is surprised that a nigger is too stupid to understand magnetism.
None of the niggers involved understand magnetism, or that wearing pounds of metal near a rapidly spinning superconductor is a bad idea.
No one mourns the loss. Some people still laugh at the stupidity.

>>510892431
Jesus. Did you not get contaminated with anything?

>>510892591
Fair point.... fuck niggers though, this swarthy swine was probs on the prowl for shit to steal or White women to rape.

>>510890270
Lel glowniggers are very involved with 4channery. Congrats fellow list-attendee.

>>510885273
10/10

>>510892091
>be me
>a fucking leaf
>a faggot of course
>so mind fucked and degenerate i pierce my nipples
>a few weeks pass piercings are healed
>get horny when i smell shit coming out of pajeet assholes at my local grocery store
>it’s time to finally do some nipple play
>rush home
>start pinching and twisting my nipples
>feelsgood.jpg
>feel a weird painful pop in one of my teets
>nipple bleeding
>one of the piercing balls is gone
>blood everywhere
>oh well
>have free healthcare
>should i have an mri magnet rip it out of my chest instead of telling a doctor?

>>510890994
Nigger

>>510892957
>Did you not get contaminated with anything?
No idea. Just kept walking until i found an exit and left. I must have passed 20 workers. Considering I was wearing shorts and sandals, had a patient bracelet and a bloodied face I'm fairly certain they knew I wasn't a staff member.
That's why the family is going to get a few hundred million out of it. Security footage is going to show the nurse on shift watching tiktok on her Iphone, the head manager taking a nap in the lobby, etc. American healthcare is terrifying.

>>510885279
You know fake diamonds exist, right?

>>510885153
Usually 2+ Teslas (the unit) which is really strong.

>>510893067
*Waves in Fren*
I don't know Wtf bix n00d means tho

>>510890565
fucking /fit/fags I swear..

>>510891793
>omg this road here with cars going 50+mph could kill someone. Why isn’t there an enclosure around it with security and signs warning people of this???

You’re jewish

>>510893249
Yeah probs. NPC's are retards.
I hate to see nogs get obscene amounts of money though, what a fucking waste.

>>510892584
Ah they were hoping it comes out white

>>510892442
Yes.
Are you a retard that does not understand how a rapidly rotating magnetic field works?
I hope you do get into an MRI with chunks of metal embedded in you.
Be sure to film it for the next Final Destination movie.

>>510884500 (OP)
He ignored what would have been a big ass full door red stop sign warning do not enter while in use likely with a large red light on the door too.

It would say things like DANGER! DANGER! and STOP! in about as large as letters as could fit on the sign on the door. It may have even also had a separate stop sign shaped door with the same sign that you had to open first before even getting to the main door.

>>510893525
>I hope you do get into an MRI with chunks of metal embedded in you.
>Be sure to film it for the next Final Destination movie.
Yeah but it'd be a fakeout. 15 minutes of highlighting the piece of metal in his chest and the MRI machine, and then at the last second a meteorite would crash into the building.

>>510885961
Sir this grossest thing I have ever read and very funny think you for sharing.

>>510892100
Top kek

>>510885092
Turning off an MRI changes its state, it will require more money to fix than the machine itself and the human who was lynched by it, combined.

>>510893617
As long as the meteorite hit the MRI machine and was the hunk of metal ping ponging around that turned this stupid jeetnigger into swiss cheese.

>>510884500 (OP)
he vandalized the MRI machine

>>510892042
Thank you. I was just about to ask.

>>510892431
Kek I had the exact same thing happening when I was around 15. I thought I'd broken my foot, so I went to the hospital, they gave me some very strong pain killers, and apparently forgot about me because they put me in this side room and I was there for hours. In the end I just went outside to see if I could anyone but because I was disoriented I opened this door and when I went inside it was full of these boxes of medical waste. Like organs and chopped off arms and shit.

Any time the media use the same picture over and over again, it's because there is damning evidence on their social media. I would love to see this "weight training device" he surely is wearing in other pictures, as it's most certainly a massive fake gold chain

>Her husband, who she said usually wears a massive 20-pound chain around his neck, normally comes into the MRI room at some point during her appointments to help her get from the table to her feet.
A 20-pound chain. You can't even Fucking make this up.

>>510887273
faggot nigger picture.

>>510884500 (OP)
The crazy thing is his chain was 20lbs and he said he uses it for weight training, this wasn't even a regular piece of jewelry this was like a heavy duty hardware store chain.

>>510884500 (OP)
Uhh, you angloids filled America with niggers on your own mostly, niggers were banging coconuts and running from lions in their continent for 40.000 years.

>>510885237
Dead niggers are always funny

>>510892584
Lmao did they place a niglet in there??

>>510885237
i agree, being a retarded nigger is a horrible way to die

>>510889150
>>510892511
Attraction from magnetic fields work on the inverse cube law. Meaning the pull is negligible until you get close. Like the crab that got snippety snept.

>>510885399
They are fucking annoying to deal with. I had some very strong magnets before, you cant put anything close to them, they can mess analog clocks, electronics, tape devices, digital storage, crt displays, any mechanism, or they just fly a meter if they "see" metal like the silly shits they are. i put mine in the ceiling in huge bubble wrapping ball bc fuck them

>>510892242
He was dumb, and wearing a big chain, but his nigger wife was getting her knee looked at, and asked for her husband, and the open MRI staff went and brought him in. At least according to the article. Nigger lotto.

>>510890565
For some reason I laughed at the news and the 9 kg chain. Forgive me, Lord, but I had tears in my eyes from laughing.

>nigger killed by MRI = Magnegro
>fat nigger fell from ride = Splat Albert
>sheboon that got sucked in to jet engine = ?????????
Guys we missed one

>>510894411
For sure. Someone just walks by and all their credit cards are fucked.

>>510884893
these magnets are 3-11x stronger than your average junkyard electromagnet, which have no issue lifting several tons of metal in one pass

>>510885265
>just shut it off bro
this basically destroys the machine and several hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of liquid helium. plus, it takes a bit of time. this nigger probably suffered mortal injuries before anyone could even hit an E-stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-aLlSi4Rv0

>>510885599
I just love racist trannies

>>510885356
It seems to have been a 9 pound iron chain he wore for training purposes.

>>510884500 (OP)
>>510892584
Without our intervention,
They would still be in africa getting eaten by lions and living in mud huts

>>510893821
Flag checks out.
This shit definitely happens in the west too since our glorious leaders realised that BAME's make the best (cheapest) medical employees.

>>510894805
Without intervention they wouldn't be having a population explosion.
>>510894613
Good for you, weirdo.

>>510894524
Suckneequa.

>>510886023
LOL
Best faggot death ever

>>510884500 (OP)
this guy died of his own stupidity, and i hope the place sues the dumb woman for the damages to their MRI machine

>>510893261
Model S or cyber truck strong?

>>510884500 (OP)
>>510887570
>>510885016
>>510886419
I don't believe it. Gold and silver are not magnetic. Were these niggers wearing literal CHAINS?

>>510884500 (OP)
whitey will pay for it.

>>510894655
Weve reached levels of memehood where the bucks are breaking themselves

>>510894907
No, this happened in the Netherlands. Medical treatment in Thailand is one of the best in the world, and I've only had great experiences here.

>>510895139
Yes, it was a 20 lb iron chain. About 1.1 litres worth of iron. Would have been gaudy and retarded.

why machines dont like nogs?
are machines just raycis....

>>510894524
Sheboing

>>510894524
>>510895650
*Sheboeing

>>510893525
>Be sure to film it for the next Final Destination movie.
Actually this exact thing happened in the new Final Destination that came out a few months ago
https://youtu.be/pOdCyRkjuV0

>>510894428
>wife was getting her knee looked at, and asked for her husband, and the open MRI staff went and brought him in. At least according to the article
Yeah I'm like 99% certain this never happened. I've been reading articles and the story has changed multiple times.

>The incident occurred Wednesday afternoon at a medical building in Westbury, New York, according to the Nassau County Police Department.
>Officers responded to Nassau Open MRI following a 911 call and were informed that the man "entered an unauthorized Magnetic Resonance Imaging (MRI) room while the scan was in progress," the police department said in a statement.

>>510893275
Hello newfren, bix nood is an old copypasta from early 4chan. I would recommend searching it up for a good laff. Bonus content would be “pools closed due to aids” and HABBO Hotel raids.

>>510884500 (OP)
I knew it was a nigger the moment I read the headline on zerohedge

Gold necklace? Gold isn't attracted to magnets.

Nickel and iron are though. His chain was probably cheap af or fake.

>>510885386
>wh*te people are literally using magnets to kill POC now
Will the depravity ever end?

Thats some looney tunes nigger episode

>>510895098
Original mad scientist strong.

>>510884500 (OP)
Man dies after being pulled into MRI machine while wearing metal chain | NEWS10 ABC https://share.google/ELp7ehYz1KuykuAkf

There's the article idk why nobody looked this up. Apparently he was wearing a 20 lb "excersize chain" around his neck now I work out 4 times a week and I have no clue what that is clearly he was trying to be a pimp when in reality he's poor as fuck (she's sueing the tech running the machine already btw). Nowhere in the article does it say he's a fucking retard it in fact states that he often wore that to the MRI machine room and he "received many compliments" on it. So in essence all the compliments from the staff went to his head so he kept wearing it and now the tech who gave him said compliment is being blamed for the death. Muhfugguh gon looz is job mmmhmm. See how niggers operate?

>>510885399
>new owner drives past man wearing 20 pound chain

>>510884893
With that chain around his neck, yes the magnet is that strong. Call it an electromagnetic lynching.

>>510884893
>the magnet is strong, but not that strong
We had a grad student who walked into the fringe field zone around a magnetic experiment while the field was active (~1-1.5 T in the bore) and had neglected to take off a thin metal chain bracelet on their wrist. Shit must have had some nickel in it because it got snatched by the field and degloved her fucking hand (if you don't know what degloving is, picture taking a latex glove off your hand... and now imagine it's not latex).

Modern MRIs can have a bore field of anywhere from 1.5-3 T. If he had a big iron chain around his neck, I'm betting it probably yanked him towards the bore and either snapped his neck on impact or strangled him.

DO NOT
FUCK AROUND
WITH MAGNETS

>>510895339
LOL post hands.

>>510890551
>How does that work? How does USA court make a foreign company pay something like this?
If the company does business in the US, their continued ability to do business in the US would be under threat if they ignore rulings.

>>510896607
Look at this fucking nigger wearing Oakleys and a gigantic blue tooth ear piece everyone just has to know. And wtf kind of colored shirt is that is that pic from a funeral they attended? How ironic

>>510884696

It isn't god, it's nature and we Whites are being punished for interfering with it.

>>510884893
I read an article about a homosexual who had sued a sex toy company over a "100% silicone" buttplug that actually had a metal core. When he went to take an mri he still head his buttplug in (he didn't know about the metal core) and the magnet ripped the buttplug through his organs into his lung.
Have heard of people losing fingers because they wore rings too close to the machine.
That negro either got decapitated or strangled or pulled into the machine head first.

>>510893676
Good morning saar

>>510893922
Your bot is broken, jeetnigger

>>510895339
>break foot
>go to hospital
>they give you paracetamol and forget about you
>Netherlands
checks out

>>510890825
If a docter/expert just waves me into a room I might assume it’s safe to step inside without my metal knee ripping out of my body. Not everyone knows MRI’s can tear your head off.

>>510886277
ACKSHUALLY silver is diamagnetic, but yeah it would be safe to operate next to a MRI

>>510884500 (OP)
Hahahahahaa niggers.

>>510896825
Are you retarded or something?

>>510897234
>mEdiCaL tReAtmEnt iN tHaILaNd iS gReAt!
Just stop posting.

>>510895182
>Hey that’s my bike in there!!!

>>510896712
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEiiiiiiiiiiiii-

> fades into distance

>>510885961
god forbid you miss out on some sexual stimulation while you are at your MRI appointment at the hospital

>>510896607
>Apparently he was wearing a 20 lb "excersize chain" around his neck now I work out 4 times a week and I have no clue what that is
I've seen this kind of thing before, it's the weighted vest meme for guys who are too stupid to just get chainmail.

>>510885399
okay, but how did you become a puppy girl?
were you bitten by a radioactive puppy?

>>510896772
I’ve worked on a few patients that had def living injuries from rings meeting heavy machinery, but a bracelet much be gnarly. Surprised that bitch still had all of her fingers.

>>510896972
>god
It should be capitalized. Thank you for ousting yourself, kike. Go ahead and post nose sling with denouncing the Talmud for us.

>>510885247
I worked security at a casino back in 2003. Every night they shut the VLTs down for an hour to empty them and do a cash count. There were 3 buildings right next to one another and they did the buildings one at a time so you could just keep playing in another building and then come back. It took like 1 minute to just cash out and move to another building.

Over the year that I worked there, every single person who put up a fight and didn't want to move was black. Every single one of them called me and all of the staff racist for making them move. Niggers get sucked into jet engines before they follow rules, anon:

https://www.fox5ny.com/news/courtney-edwards-piedmont-airlines-sucked-into-engine

>>510884500 (OP)
It do B like dat.

>>510884500 (OP)
He should have been a 'true nigga'. If his necklace was pure gold he would have been fine, even a gold/silver alloy. Must have had some good ole nickel in it. Stupid nigger, tried to fake the funk and got fucked.

>>510885247
He was just going for a jog.

>>510898267
>Mutt moment
He was literally wearing a metal chain.

>>510897866
Unless you get something crazy like an 8-in-1 woven chainmail, it's not gonna be that heavy. You'd have to wear something like ringmesh to keep it inconspicuous, and that stuff is too light

>>510886191
Not pure gold, nor pure silver. You can't just create a magnetic moment where it doesn't exist.

>>510896772
>neglected to take off a thin metal chain bracelet
>it got snatched by the field and degloved her fucking hand
Motherfucker that's harsh. Maybe magnets are the second-order thing technical civilizations need to recognize as dangerous, right after spinning and heavy machinery.
>>510897000
From yesterday's excellent thread.
Anons, please keep uploading pics of magnetic justice.

>>510893821
This same thing happened to me here when they put a port in my chest. I woke up whacked out on morphine and fentanyl and they forgot about me. 30 minutes later l thought a Wookie came and told me he would come back to check on me. Another 45 minutes later a Jamaica orderly came - I told him about the Wookie and he immediately took me back to my room.

>>510889604
>whos the retard now bitch?
You

>>510893821
They were assembling ladyboys from spare parts.

>>510896607
>he was wearing a 20 lb "excersize chain" around his neck now I work out 4 times a week and I have no clue what that is
You go to the hardware store, buy 12 feet of 2" chain and wear it around your neck. It's effective, looks intimidating and is cheap. Very Kimbo Slice.
>>510897866
Around here weighted vests are usually nylon with iron bars or plates. Chainmail for a weighted vest would be slick, serves a nice double purpose.

>>510884500 (OP)
Can someone recreate this with ai plz

>>510898604
I dunno, man - shit starts to get fucking weird once you start getting over the ~2T range:

Things that shouldn't be magnetic can start acting weakly (or even strongly magnetic) in those high fields. I've seen cameras and instruments specifically designed to be non-magnetic that start experiencing malfunctions after a few hundred/thousand hours in high fields because even nonferrous parts and circuitry were starting to get stressed and pushed out of alignment from the weak B-field forces.

>>510884893
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6BBx8BwLhqg

>>510898643
>10 UK
>13 Thailand
Huh?

>>510898604
>>510885356
The entire point of MRI is getting fucking *flesh* to react to magnetic fields a bit, so the computer can analyze the how it deform the field and recreate what's inside.
Getting gold to react is piss easy in comparison.

>>510899038
Niggers want to be reminded of comfy slavery days. That's why they wear chains.

>>510885092
the machine is worth more than the nigger. 6 million dollars in production and engineering vs. a nigger who's only netted 80k in his entire life

>>510885092
It's takes like ten hours to start up (to cool down mri machine magnets to working temperature).

>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14921831/Wife-man-died-horrific-MRI-machine-incident-reveals-sickening-details-died-makes-shock-accusation.html

Niggers truly are subhuman.

>>510893525
>are you a retard
Yes
>who doesn't know how rapidly rotating magnetic fields work
Correct, I'm not aware of what happens to metal INSIDE the body when you enter an MRI. I do know my mother went for an MRI with a metal screw in her knee with no issues

>>510884500 (OP)
very drippy very fashionable but am more of a necklace fan, romecels r just mad they can't poo about their cultural autism psyops like before.

>>510899316
Oh no no no no hahahhahahahahaha

>>510885247
It's a nigger.
They take safety rules as a personal aggression.
Everyone with a brain know this, and will happily let a nigger do whatever the fuck it want even if that might result in its death.

>>510886023
I think he died instantly. The entire thing reads like a Tyrone comic.

>>510899321
Not pure gold. I don't feel like explaining exactly why, this isn't a physics class. We have a machine called PPMS (look it up). It has a 6T magnet (small actually, some are larger). We use gold paste for the electrical contacts. You can amplify something small but amplifying nothing gives nothing.

>>510885092
It's a giant electromagnet. Even if they "turned" it off, it would take a long time for the electric charge that magnifies the magnetic field to disperse. Dude was cooked the second he pushed past the technicians trying to stop him from entering the room wearing the 20-lb metal necklace THEY HAD ALREADY PREVIOUSLY WARNED HIM NOT TO GO IN WEARING.

>>510895388
>Measures metals in liters
I hate metric so much it's unreal.
>I'd like to cut my 1 meter board into 3 pieces please
>Sorry that's too hard let's use a 120 cm board instead
Yeah metric was a mistake.

>>510899321
>The entire point of MRI is getting fucking *flesh* to react to magnetic fields a bit, so the computer can analyze the how it deform the field and recreate what's inside.
Not quite. Hydrogen nuclei in water molecules in your tissues align to the strong magnetic field. These nuclei are perturbed from this alignment by radio waves emitted by the device, and then additional waves are emitted by the nuclei when they realign. The latter signal can be converted into images which show different contrasts of your internal tissues based on different water content (muscles, fatty tissues, brain matter, organs etc.).

>>510900321
1.1 liters is easy to visualize. It's roughly half of one two liter bottle (your fat beaner ass is familiar with this) or just 10% larger than the average water bottle. What's wrong with measuring metal in liters? The volume of every phase of matter is measured this way. I'm just trying to provide an idea of how retarded and huge this chain must have looked.

>>510900310
Those technicians were trying to prevent progress

>>510885399
This sounds like a purchase I’d make too. Yeah I totally need a $200 flash light, super strong magnets, and gun shot trauma first aid kit just in case

>>510885237
Fuck you and fuck that dumb fucking Primate.

>>510885399
Kek
I want to do this now.

>>510885399
such magnets can't be shipped by air because they fuck with navigational equipment. i wonder if the compass in that car shows true anymore kek

>>510885686
>muh fashion
Ok, nigger.

>>510885961
What a horrible day to be literate

>>510884500 (OP)
Obligatory
Magnets, how do they work??

>>510893258
Lab diamonds have actually dropped in value considerably. I see a 4 kt lab diamond advertised near me for something like 2900. The mined diamonds are objectively worse and have a higher value and the only way they can tell they are mined is because they have imperfections. I think in a decade we will see diamonds get so cheap they will lose their status symbol and be on par of owning a $300 “luxury” purse. Only a flex for the retarded.

Sue his corpse for breaking the machine

>>510900947
Based and clownpilled.

>>510884500 (OP)
Wow almost like they should've stayed in the paleolithic and away from any technology more advanced than a flint tool

>>510884696
Don't forget AIDS and sickle cell
Unfortunately God didn't realize sickle cell would actually save them from dying from AIDS
God is kind of retarded like that
It's almost like God doesn't exist and Bill Gates created both AIDS and sickle cell in the 70's and created a fake pandemic over that just like covid and even Anthony Fauci was there too
Oh wait that is what happened and God doesn't exist otherwise he would have never made Jews or niggers or Indians in the first place

>>510885961
>anal rail gun
https://youtu.be/cFqaN3vgxLc

>>510894030
I will never, EVER forgive europeans for bringing these ugly beasts to our beautiful lands, the americas. Disease was only the third worst thing snow apes brought to these lands after jews and niggers. Just imagine this continent with no niggers... no Dominicans, no Haitians, no Ecuadorians, no Colombians, no Brazucas, no Venecos, no American Niggers... what a wonderful world.

>>510889604
Bix nood, retard.

>>510900610
You could have just said 1/3 of a big gulp

>>510889815
We should put all niggers in chains and ship them half way back.

>>510893275
bix nood is an onomonpeia and a reference to the type of sounds niggers make when they start aggresively mumbling in agiation

it means nothing except a nigger is getting worked up

>>510901379
Forgot
>no panamanians and no cubans

>>510884500 (OP)
She's gonna get a big pay day from the hospital.

>>510901460
for real though, how can you choose imperial over metric? 1 liter is 1000 cubic centimeters. 1,000 cubic inches doesn't neatly translate into anything else. It's 4.3 gallons, or >500 fl oz. It's a system for niggers who are unable or unwilling to crunch numbers in their heads

>>510897876
yjk

>>510898152
dont be throwin hands cuh
u fuckin wit Da Right Hand Rulaz cuh

>>510886191
My wedding ring is real gold they let me keep it on and nothing happened during an MRI of my neck.

was he ackshually a nigger? seems like a chill black dude

She won't get shit. Waivers and warnings prior to entering the machine are standard practice. He was told not to wear metal. He signed a document that said "don't wear metal" and "if you wore metal anyway, that's your fault".

>>510900447
Thanks for educating me.
I am now a level 2 Dunning–Kruger.

>>510885237
>You're a piece of shit if you think it's funny. What a horrific way to die.

>please sir only patients beyond this point !
>SHIIIEEEEET
>IF YALL DONT FIND ME THE DOCTA RIGHT NOW IMMMA -ACK
You get what you fucking deserve lmao

>>510891611
>Least dysgenic jew

>>510885247
>a procedure
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit nigga

>>510902079
He's black though.

>>510884500 (OP)
If only there was a warning sigh or something.

>>510903049
You're fucked if you have fillings? Damn.

>>510886191
This. My stainless steel vasectomy clips would move a bit when I was in the room

>>510900294
gold is still subject to para- and diamagnetism

>>510884893
MRI magnets are made from Nb-Ti superconductors. The same magnets are used in the large hadron collider at CERN.

Nb-Ti can achieve 17 Teslas at 1K as they rip themselves apart. I think MRIs operate at 1-3T, while the LHC operates at 8T.
For comparison: the average fridge magnet will have a magnetic field density of about 0.005T. A neodymium magnet will be around 1T (and you know how devilishly strong neodymium magnets are even when tiny).

So imagine a neodymium magnet, but slightly stronger. Now scale it up to the size of a football. That's how strong the weakest MRI is.

>>510884500 (OP)
The use of the word SICKENING to signify RACISM is fucking DISGUSTING
XD

>>510899316
>>510899845
I'm sorry, why are you so quiet all of a sudden?

>>510899845
What is the methodology of this index?

>>510884500 (OP)
There are videos on YT where gas cylinders are getting thrown across rooms by MRI magnets, they're insanely powerful

>>510903967
why are you a brown manlet all of a sudden

>>510893261
>which is really strong.

The strongest man-made magnets go up all the way to 45 tesla by the way. Costs like 2k to run them for an hour. Point source-based tech is awesome, if anything will get us to the stars it's this

There's a reason this fucker in pic rel is shaped the way it is, too

>>510904192
>assesses healthcare access and quality across different locations and over time by analyzing mortality, incidence, and risk factor data for 32 causes of death considered amenable to healthcare

Average net salary in Thailand is about $400 USD/month. I'm willing to bet you most of them just live in fucking poverty and don't see the doctor, at all. Such cases would have no impact on the HAQ index.

At the end of the day, when faced with being seen by a Thai doctor or a white English doctor, even proud Thai nationalists are going to choose the white man. We're seeing "INDIA SUPERPOWER 2020 SAAR" levels of cope and delusion here. Just let the SEAmonkey cope into the void and stop replying

>>510884500 (OP)
>they used to have us in iron chains
>now they got us in gold chainz
>shieeeeeeet

>>510904987
The word "african" is in all of these results. You clearly just typed in "African american doctor", removed the word "african" and took this screenshot. Not that google image results are a valid data point anyways. Stupid fucking shitskin this is why your country underperforms by every metric.

As of 2019 over half of all U.S. doctors were White
https://www.aamc.org/data-reports/workforce/data/figure-18-percentage-all-active-physicians-race/ethnicity-2018

>>510884893
FUCKING MAGNETS
HOW DO THEY WORK

>>510885237
THIS NIGGA THOUGHT THE COOCHIE HAD A PADLOCK

>>510904337
Hahahahahaha, I'm 6'2, I'm from the Netherlands you retard, I'm an expat.
>>510904728
Thailand has universal healthcare. It literally says in your post, access to healthcare. Your dumb as fuck.

>>510884500 (OP)
>>510884696
>>510884893
>>510885016
Niggers

>>510891793
>Hospital or wherever will be at fault.
kek, I'm sure your brother David will make a (((tidy sum)))
>Why wasnt the door locked? How was he able to access? If you have a machine that is dangerous to people with metal on them you must secure the area.
this is jew brain, but it metastasis to White liberals, and to the indoctrinated, I can speak to having a degree at one time... It's the absolute infantilization of niggers, where they can literally do no wrong, but if a White man (human), breathes wrong he's evil incarnate. This shit needs to be stamped the fuck out, suicidal empathy for feral animals

>>510885237
It's a nigger. It's not even human. It wasn't horrific enough. Until we can get AM level amounts of suffering for the nigger population I won't be happy.

>>510885599
It would have been gold plated and the groid would have legit thought it was solid gold. That's why he didn't take it off. Thought hospital staff would pinch his fake gold chain.

>>510890565
Nevermind my fake gold chain comment. This is the most retarded shit I've ever seen. Fucking nons man.

>>510885961
Shame it didn't kill the faggot.

>>510907149
This is more of an American thing really, and I'm not trying to shit on the US here, but it's the famous hot coffee lawsuit. America is more about jewing others out of money than about taking personal responsibility. This is why the obese black kid who fell out of that ride got 300 million, and not just a million with a notice maybe don't try to force yourself onto rides which obviously don't fit you.

>>510895738
Incredible

>>510907973
Midwit take. Corporations only listen to huge damages. Forcing McDonald's to award a few hundo million to a woman so badly scalded by coffee (which McDonald's had been repeatedly warned was too hot) that her thighs turned necrotic was exactly the right thing to do. American lawsuits are the right way to deal with huge evil companies.

>>510907872
On the bright side it is due for a life of absolute agony and shitting in bags

>>510886848
How is it the metals in teeth don't matter?

>>510889150
>because he was enjoying it
Doing whoopie while being asphixiated?

>>510894238
Yeah I doubt the kid survived that.

>>510908255
Well I agree, and I admit my example wasn't a good one, but it's to show how people think about how things go in the US. Over here we had an earthquake where a government building was under construction, which was being built by Chinese companies through bribes and scams, during the earthquake it collapsed, and they tried to give the people affected 100k baht as compensation. Coincidentally the office chairs for the executive rooms were 200k... That's the other end of the extreme.

>>510908356
Silver and gold are non ferrous. They cause some issues with MRIs but not if they are small like fillings.

>>510892091

It will fuck up the machine, you retard. Hope you die and/or get sued into generational debt.