Thread 510922641

Have you ever had a funny interaction with a tranny in real life?

>>510922641 (OP)
Are those the brothers who made matrix?

>>510922641 (OP)
I never saw one IRL

>>510922641 (OP)
i laugh every time i see one

>>510922641 (OP)
every interaction with a tranny is typically funny
some lardass faggot with purple wavy top ramen-styled hair keeps staring at me because he thinks I would ever let him touch my dick
they wear heeled shoes and try to look ladylike but their gait is that of a fridge-bodied man
why they don't just put themselves out of their misery is probably the least laughable thing about them

>>510922641 (OP)
Transexuals are to be shunned and ignored.

>>510922641 (OP)
why would i interact with a tranny?

>>510922641 (OP)
Do theyfabs count? We have a lot of them in Jordan for some reason. But they're more like tomboys really.

>>510923379
It's so over

>>510922789
thanks for the laugh anon

>>510922789

no, they made the Matrix knock-off.. the one with Dolph Lundgren..

>>510922641 (OP)
The only trannies I ever saw were ftm and looked like grotesque abominations

>>510922641 (OP)
Most of my interaction on /pol/ with the regular posters who frequent this board are funny, so yes

>>510923379
You can move to Jordan terrorist.

>>510922641 (OP)
Believe it or not, a troon has helped me once
I needed to set up a reptile enclosure for a Berber skink, and this tranny literally made it for me. Free of charge. Bless his heart, he was super fucking helpful without being asked, so I tipped him
…then said “thank you sir” which kind of bummed him out

i've known some pretty cool ftm irl, but it was many years ago when it wasn't this weirdly politicized thing. they were also all older than me, like elder millennials and gen-x.
on the other hand, i'll never forget going to gamestop back in 2022 to pick up a copy of Elden Ring, and a dude like a hundred pounds heavier than me and four inches taller comes in wearing a skimpy anime sailor school uniform. it was so surreal and grotesque. every other ftm i've seen in my city since is always wearing surface level punk clothing like battle jackets with internet shit on them. it's very cringe.

>>510922641 (OP)
never had too bad of an experience with a tranny because they're small part of any population and rarely encountered, but a few...
worst was a very fat mtf interviewing for a position she/they/he would have been alright but the other developers on the team were a mormon lds retard and a bengali so no trannies allowed
other than that it's the constant complaining about them by sherms that I detest

>>510922641 (OP)
How do you objectively prove that someone is having a high quality experience?
> How do you objectively prove that someone is having a high quality experience?
How do you objectively prove that someone is having a high quality experience?
> How do you objectively prove that someone is having a high quality experience?

I unfortunately live by quite a famous one who's posted on Troon threads here often. Its the one with the giant fucking head, short lesbian haircut, glasses, and giant man hands. You'll know the one I mean.
> It is banned from ANY and ALL toilets in the town centre for wanking in them.
> It has bought sex toys from Asda (Walmart for you fat cunts across the pond) and popped them in at the table of the stores cafe before being banned from said cafe.
> Only ever goes outside on Tuesdays because thats when the mongs and tards are let out the local loonie bin. Stores play "soft" and "low volume" music to not cause a spazzfest.
> It was refused entry into Anne Summers because the manager was aware of this deviants behaviour around female staff (it likes to snap arse pics)
> Suprisingly, this tranny knows how to fight. Have seen it floor a couple blokes that laughed about it's dress and know people who have seen it get handy when offended.
> It may have sharted in a WHSmiths before.

>>510922641 (OP)
This funny thing is, everyone almost certainly has, but just didn't realize they were trans.

>Brother had a exterminator at his house yesterday
>exterminator asks to use bathroom before he goes
>brother says it’s ok to pee outside (lives in woods)
>exterminator gets visibly uncomfortable
>oh, you have to take a shit?
>gets even more visibley uncomfortable
>I just prefer to use a bathroom
>oh…ok ..it’s down the hall
>brother returns to couch (is stoned) >realizes that exterminator is not a gay dude, it is a lady

>>510922641 (OP)
A tranny said i looked hot and i got bricked up once desu it was a really feminine and good looking tranny

>>510922641 (OP)
Nope they are cringed and aggressive

>>510922641 (OP)
I did acid w a tranny once. It had an ai make a shakespearian sonnett (on my suggestion) about our friendship. Then i told it about this idea i had about Virgil being tired about guiding ppl through hell and always interrupting t tour by talking about how he wanted to open up a donut shop

>>510922641 (OP)
I work with one. His daily behavior ranges from cringe (OMG gurrrl power while trying to fistbump some bewildered female coworker) to creepy (insinuating himself into conversations regarding birth control and feminine hygiene products).

The funny thing is, he started working at our company when he was in the cross-dressing phase so I had the opportunity to document his transition from drugs to surgery. He loves regaling us with the gory details of how much bone was shaved off his jaw to where he keeps the jar holding his excised testicles. Apparently still has the twig tucked away somewhere.

He's currently in the "falling apart" phase where his nose job developed some complications. You can see where the implanted cartilage is delaminating from the bone so it looks like he's wearing a purple prosthetic clown nose cuz it's all swollen and discolored.

>>510926055
They're walking fucking zombies and surgery freaks. They only exist so quacks can make $100k doing all their surgery and defrauding insurance companies or the government under the guise of "medically necessary healthcare".

I just feel quite bad for them because I think if someone, man or woman, paid attention to them and affirmed them in their masculinity they could have been saved. This whole trans thing for young boys is like cutting for teenage girls : a cry for help and validation. But of course it's not a phase as once they rip off their cocks they have been fully inducted into the cult. Very hard to come back from that.

>>510922641 (OP)

I think that hot blond I obsessed over in high school was not really a girl. Nobody told me about the tranny tard boy sex slaves.

I've known a few, they're pretty chill.

Unlike /pol/tards, who need to constantly remind you of their power level. /pol/s irl are like the vegans of the political world.

I worked at UPS and they had one there. It tried to unload trailers but was so weak it couldn't do anything. Mean while I could unload a 32' trailer in 35 minutes.

>>510922641 (OP)
Yeah I've seen one. It was funny.

>>510922641 (OP)
Yeah, I was sitting next to one at work and I brought up the conversation of movies. I started talking about how the writing in modern movies is trash and that I've been rewatching older classics. Started talking about The Hunt for Red October, trannys ears perk up thinking it's about glorious communism or something, and started mocking Sean Connery's deep Scottish accent. I went all in on it kek "I mean, they're speaking Russian in the first part of the movie to really immerse you into believing you're on a Russian sub and then Connery starts taking and fucks up the whole illusion! How am I supposed to believe he's a Russian sub captain when he sounds like he's got 20 pairs of kilts in his closet!". The fucking face on that deep voiced tranny was fucking priceless hahaha. I wasn't even trying to conciously insult his voice and wtf is tranny going to tell HR? That I was using Connery as an insult proxy or something? I honestly couldn't have done it better if I had planned it out kek.

>>510922641 (OP)
No
But in Squid Game is a cool tranny

>>510922641 (OP)
the first time I met my sister's ftm boyfriend was when they drove into the yard and saw me in nothing but my underwear cleaning my AR on the picnic table, his reaction was that of barely concealed liberal horror

>>510926547
Let me guess "I know a few" is code for "I am one" and "they're pretty chill" is code for "I'm totally awesome" Nice try, TRANNY!

You can tell they’re chronically online.

>>510922641 (OP)
So does this make you seethe?

>>510927843
You write like your 14

>>510922794
Jew just look aarround go to tel aviv. For a weekend.. and stop lieing. Proabably you will see more pedos then trannies.

>>510922641 (OP)
so tranny fucked you in the ass and now you don't know what to do with this

>>510922641 (OP)
I've barely seen any. Are you Republican pedos hoarding them all?

>>510926547
ywnbaw

>>510922641 (OP)
You know if you fucking losers spent as much time on literally ANYTHING else in your life as much as you spend obsessing about trannies you'd all probably be confident and successful men in your day to day

>>510928523
Well yeah most of them are weird kink enjoyers it's why I have no help for most of these people since most of them are Nepo babies ironically enough that are all miserable all day and just whine wishing people finally "conform to something" what "autistic goal" we try to aim for. It's a never ending cycle of confusion even when it's all said and done it will never be satisfying.

>>510922641 (OP)
In the mid-2000s when I was in college we were getting 3 am breakfast after being at the bars all night. Some strait-laced old white guy was in there, looks like someone’s grandpa, also hammered, with a nigger whore he’d picked up.
I’m sitting there frowning, trannies didn’t really exist back then. Finally I say “that jigaboo hooker he’s with is a dude”.
Whole table starts arguing -
“No, it can’t be”
“look at his fucking giant hands. His shoulders are too wide. Look how masculine his legs are and he’s wearing fucking huge shoes. Thats a man.”
Finally I convince them.
My friend popeye, who is a 400 lb guy that we met in a random Halo 2 lobby and only wears hockey jerseys, says he needs to say something. It’s too fucked to let the old man walk into this shit blind and drunk. He’s worried the old grandpa guy is going to get robbed and fucked in the ass and murdered by some aids nigger.
Popeye waits for the hooker to go to the bathroom, then he goes over to the old guy’s table. He talks to him for a minute. He walks back looking shellshocked, like he saw a fucking ghost.
“Yeah. It’s a guy. He already knew.”

>>510922641 (OP)
I saw one a few years back that just looked like some dude lost a bet and laughed directly at him. I'm talking about 6'3, hairy legs, 5 o'clock shadow, bright red and overdone lipstick, in a wig and dress and heels almost falling over trying to walk. I couldn't not laugh it was so absurd.

>>510922641 (OP)
I've never seen tranny in my country

>>510922641 (OP)
I have currently both a ftm and mtf trannies as classmates at university, one time I sit next to the mtf tranny and I was struggling to make anotations and the tranny noticed and just said it had the anotations done and let me look at their note book so I can copy lol.
thats the only time we interacted and I just see the mtf hanging out with a group of regular girls.
while the ftm troon hang out with a group of both men and women and both trannies seem integrated, the ftm kind teases me a bit sometimes because I strumbled a couple times when talking, and it smokes weed at recess, while the mtf troon once wrote a confession in the college confession instagram page saying it was insecure of what bathroom use kek