Thread 510933994

What would happen if every man boycotted dating apps because they don't work them

>>510933994 (OP)
i think her ass is on the wrong way

>>510933994 (OP)
*Because they don't work
Move out of your parents basement Chad Nazi faggots lol

>>510933994 (OP)
because they work for like 5-10% of dudes who wouldn't stop using them anyway, because they work for them

>>510933994 (OP)
>knowing what you want
I want you to lose 20lbs and get a new face

>>510934100
I'm in my 40s and live with my parents. I save up pretty much all my money and I work 7 days a week. Living with your parents isn't such a bad thing

>>510933994 (OP)
there are way too many simps for this to ever actually happen

>>510933994 (OP)
My uncle and parents are picking world war 3 with me over the not dating aspect. I beat my uncle up last time I saw him and I got arrested, because he kept calling me an “incel” and saying that I shouldn’t get married because I’m a freak who can’t get married. So I knocked him out and went to jail. Now I’m being charged with DV and I don’t know what to do

>>510934265
Lol based

>>510934111
God ur right she is fat, i didnt notice til i looked at her hips lol too blindsided

>>510933994 (OP)
What’s goin on here Mya?

>>510934262
And all of them are dirty Indians

>>510933994 (OP)
80% of dating app users are men, so they would just die

>>510933994 (OP)
This is by and large already happening. It's why the apps are failing, thank God. However kikes will now just double down on pouring money into Onlyfans and AI waifus to fill continue the assault on white birthrates

>>510935345
Front butt

>>510934265
Just double down. Fuck it

>>510933994 (OP)
Why would I stop using Tinder when it's been so good at increasing my self confidence? I'm a poor country boy trapped in a hospo job in the city making barely enough to live but thanks to Tinder iv can root models.

>>510934265
>I’m a freak who can’t get married.
He's got your number.
>So I knocked him out and went to jail.
You're a freak who can't get married.
>I don’t know what to do
Stop being a freak or don't get married. Actual women will make you miss your uncles shade. Your uncle is trying to help you before you catch a dead bride and murder charge. Some uncles will help you bury a body but this one won't.

>>510935345
It's called gunt.

>>510933994 (OP)
Okay but would

>>510933994 (OP)
damn and I'm here asking myself where's the Epstein files

>>510935345
lol
“If I pull my undersized bikini up over my gut, there’s no way he’ll notice!”

>>510933994 (OP)
Most of the crying about not getting matches is from brown bois btw

>>510935853
Nah, her tit to gut ratio passes spec.

>>510935853
I refuse to get with a fatty. Just not doing it.

>>510935976
Her butt:face ratio is 1:1

>>510935345
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPA

>>510935345
This is where you put the baby gayboi

>>510935345
ummmmffffgh thats peak

>>510934265
>I don't know what to do

Don't be an overly emotional cunt in the future. Your uncle is 100% right by the sound of your personality. I doubt you could get a woman if you tried.

>>510935853
dats me with my wife. blessed life. we got kids.

>>510935345
A little belly on a girl can be pretty hot

>>510935711
>gunt
this tho

>>510935976
You are fucking delusional.

>>510936408
>little

>>510933994 (OP)
That's literally happening though. Dating apps are dead. Even bumble removed the "female initiates contact" because they are desperate. These apps are poison for society and humanity. They should be made illegal and all the assets associated with them should be confiscated. That includes all the assets belonging to those who thought they had the right to earn money off people's relationships and gamify humanity. These people deserve death, plain and simple. They are scum.

Who the fuck cares about dating apps?

>>510933994 (OP)
Big Jewy tits

>>510934265
>The Chad Incel: does whatever he wants, semen retention for maximum aura, beats up people who disagree with him
>The Loser Uncel: dick no longer stays up without the help of BlueChew, wife is fat and has a homemade soap Etsy "business" as excuse to not work, gets KOed by his /pol/tard nephew

>>510936496
And you're a faggot if you don't want to suck her fat titties

>>510935648
you are degenerate, seek a higher purpose.

>>510934111
>20lbs
Try 40.

>>510934265
based uncle-puncher.
i found irl people don't know what do if you just agree with their insults.
>you're an incel
yeah, i am
>you shouldn't get married!
you're right, i shouldn't
>you're a freak!
i guess so.
>..... wait i didn't mean that, let's talk this over, i'm trying to help you

you meant it, i don't want to talk, and you can't help me. now go away please. works every time.

Is this a guy? The hands are pretty feminine

>>510937118
Do irl people actually say these things to you? Americans are so mean

>>510935345
Lady lumps

>>510937300
not me, i'm not an incel, i was just quoting his post. usually i have to deal with people telling me how what a terrible person i am when i start ranting about jews and niggers.