Thread 510935065

You can't be depressed and British

>>510935065 (OP)
>TFW you have no bri'ish slighty chubby slag as a short-term girlfriend.

>>510935065 (OP)
why are foreigners so obsessed with british accents and british food

>>510935065 (OP)
>mushy peas

>>510935170
The Jews took this from us.

>>510935065 (OP)
Proper slag 'innit

>>510935065 (OP)
wow brits reinvented the Mcfillet of fish, how ingenious.

>>510935170
>slightly chubby

>>510935170
ive never even tried mushy peas

>>510935170
why even live

>>510935065 (OP)
What the fuck are you on about? Being depressed is literally one of the core things about being British. This country is the pinnacle of crabs in a bucket

>>510935234
anglo derangement syndrome, a tragic and sad mental illness

>>510935065 (OP)
I can save and impregnate this fish and chip slag

>>510935065 (OP)
What an annoying way to caption something.

>>510935065 (OP)
Remove the bread
Why is it even there, for funny name?

>>510935065 (OP)
I'd give her a 6/10. Food 0, but that's just standard British fare.
How much for her?

>>510935886
"fish" sandwiches are a thing at least here in north america. it's essentially this eh

>>510935887
Nah bro. She is special. She is that kind fo thick girl who has incredible smooth skin and no stretchmarks, despite being chubby. Those girls have the best bodies and pussies. Trust me, I know.

>>510935652
repeating everything she fucking says was driving me nuts

>>510935244
When properly done, they are awesome. But there are zero Irish pubs in US that knows how to actually make mushy peas.

It should be like this. Basically it's like making mashed potatoes, but you use peas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WYvGRZXGKM

>>510935065 (OP)
She's strangely attractive for a fatty.

>>510935200
Where can I buy Hitler brand cigarettes?

>>510935065 (OP)
luv slags
simple as

>>510936059
>$17.95
Is the fish caught fresh that morning or something?

>>510936368
There’s a British pub here that serves them along with a full English breakfast(!)

It’s the only place within 200 miles that serves it. Full English, at least a real one, is pretty much impossible to find outside of really crowded and diverse cities. Which is a shame because a full English is like a culinary gift from the gods from a country that has otherwise very shit or unexciting food. You’d think that with how much America rips off other cuisines to make something twice as awesome that we would have done it by now.

>>510935526
The irony is that you're on an American website and you likely participate in American threads daily.

>>510935065 (OP)
When I worked in a Witherspoons kitchen in London, we didn't wear gloves. Proper scabby cunts we were.

>>510936786
Weth

>>510935065 (OP)
I was told quiet desperation is the English way

>>510936616
From the freezer, yes. Deep fried and prepared by Quantarious Mombazique Jr.

>>510935200
Hitler Smokes
Cool guys only smoke Hitler

>>510935065 (OP)
PWOAH
Love a bit of mushy peas, me.

>>510935065 (OP)
She could be pretty without the face paint

>>510936875
Do you know why Hitlers are the best? They’re toasted.

>>510935065 (OP)
If like 60% of zoomers can't read what's the point of putting words on tik toks

>>510936828
That's just how the middle class perceives us; in reality, letting boatloads of illegal shitskins in is the English way.

>>510935170
I unironically want this more than anything. A nice working class girl with a rough accent. Thick thighs. :(

I hate zoomer subtitles

Holy fuck those fries look so bland. Thick cut fries like that are so shit. You need thin and really crispy fries. I feel like even with vinegar and ketchup those would be so bland. Montreal has the best fries. They need to make them super crunchy because a lot of people will order poutine and the fries need to stay crispy even covered in gravy.

>letting smelly paki cunts do gang rape is the English way
>the day is done, the country's over
>everybody's fucking gaaaay-aayy-aaaaaay.

>>510937203
shut the fuck up ranjeet

>>510936368
are they just... mushed peas? i like peas but whats the difference.

>>510936671
only ever had one in Portland, was amazing

>>510935170
>slighty chubby

>>510936973
what's the point of tik toks?

>>510937413
she chews them for you

>>510936957
stfu idiot

sexy english slags aside, it really pisses me the fuck off how brits are constantly using the word burger wrong

burger comes from HAMBURG STEAK meaning that a burger is GROUND MEAT

brits just use it to refer to all sandwiches and the makes me wanna bash their fucking heads in

>>510935065 (OP)

Architect approved

>>510937701
Dude you say Coke for all sodas.

>>510937769
depends on the region

>>510935065 (OP)
Are those fries even done? Looks bland as fuck and mushy peas suck

>>510935065 (OP)
you must first buy a depression loicense

>>510937413
For the old geriatrics who need their food pre-chewed.

>>510935065 (OP)
Why would you put the salt before the vinegar

>>510935065 (OP)
Is... Is she retarded?

>>510935065 (OP)
she a sexy chubby.
problem with chubbies like that is they aren't that far away from being obese.

if she could stay that level of chubby I'd be delighted to fuck her everyday. sadly most chubbies get obese quick and then you have to dump her.

>>510935065 (OP)
>>510935170
This is the only I’ve seen where they don’t show her dump truck of an ass and they should feel bad.

>>510937769
you can say soda and be understood everywhere.
in the South people will call all soda, Coke
in the Midwest you will hear people call it pop
in parts of NC they call it a soft drink

soda is generally understood everywhere

>>510935065 (OP)
I love slags. She could be a little more orange.

>>510938206
are you going to give the tartar sauce?

>>510938206
show it

Why do bongs call every sandwich on a bun a burger? The hamburger is the meat. It’s a hamburger steak on a bun. It’s like calling it a fish and chips ham sandwich. It makes no fucking sense.

>>510937203
You would probably like some cumin and curry powder added, wouldn't you? Fucking Jeet.

>>510938461
Same. Post chippy slag ass.

>>510935065 (OP)
>>510936416
They're actually quite nice, its only the too much makeup they slap on. Theres one near me who does subway, very similar to ops vid, thick, feminine, pretty chill compared to the rest them that are abrasive, aggressive and obnoxious.

An anomaly here in the swamps, but they do exist, never give up hope

>>510935065 (OP)
Green shit
No grilled or toasted bun
No American cheese
Tartar sauce only
Malt vinegar for the fries
Side of coleslaw
Extra tartar sauce for dipping fries
Ice cold root beer
What the fuck happened to just regular fish n chips in merry old England?

>>510938440
>>510938461
Just look up merchants fish and chips. She’s in every single video because they know what the people want.

>>510935409
>why live?
I came here to post this

>>510937829
Yeah, if you don't make par-boiled double-fried fries don't even put that shit in front of me. Unless you're giving me some kind of seasoning salt like Red Robin does to balance out their shitty steak fries, fuck you. If you give me crinkle-cut fries I'll fuck your shit up.

>>510935065 (OP)
Holy fucking shit I hate zoomer brain rot. popping single word subtitles trigger me so much

>>510935065 (OP)
Why did I hear Lola Young - Messy when I watched this?

>>510935065 (OP)
>mini haddock
>oh nice, little bit of mini haddock on there
>it's not a burger without the mini haddock
>that's right
No wonder why I'm considered socially retarded, I will never talk like this.

Where is the burger? Where???? There is no burger on this filet o' fish dammit...

>>510935170
Benidorm beckons

i haven't been home in 2 years and i don't miss a single thing about that pathetic nation

>>510937203
>crunchy
You might be talking about the sandnigger fries where they put a shit ton of batter and boil it in seed oil. That doesn't originate from Montreal, and neither do you. Poutine is made with heavy greasy fries and homemade brown sauce that you down with local micro beer.
Stay out of Quebec, shitskins. Speak French or fuck off out of here.

>>510940410
>Posting cherry picked, unrelated videos - look at me everyone.

>>510935170
Pleasingly plump is the term

>>510935065 (OP)
Peas seem stupid and unnecessary. Otherwise fine. Offering it to the woman working there. So fake.

>>510941125
>Peas seem stupid and unnecessary.
In all honesty it's more of a thing in Northern England but it seems to have spread.

>>510936616
I don't know if you can even legally describe it as fish. It's a type of "Bleached Fish Product", at least.

>>510941378
>"Bleached Fish Product"
The WEBM isn't American, it's from Britain.
And Haddock is pretty common here.

>>510935244
They call pulp "fruity bits." Such shameless faggot speak.

>>510935631
me in front of that fag with flowers

>>510938556
>The hamburger is the meat.
americans think ham is beef
its the bun that makes it a burger

>>510935065 (OP)
>>510935234
It's only a matter of time until an angry poojeeta knife attacks her

>>510938564
Curry sauce is a must with chips from the chippy.
But of course, you wouldnt know that, zhang

>>510942098
>stop stereotyping us we are not violent!
>*smashes face through glass counter*

>>510942101
nobody outside india likes diarrhea covered food, sanjay..

>>510942688
NTA
I do like a pot of curry sauce to dip my chips into.

>>510942098
stop projecting Abdul , it's the muslims who do random knife attacks and child rapes on the British populace, Indians (read Hindus) meanwhile are all law-abiding achievers in STEM.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-65174096