Thread 510943343

You're a degenerate subhuman.
Washing with hands is disgusting, wiping with toilet paper is retarded.
After using this you'll finally feel human and clean and may have a chance at getting your anus tongued for once in your miserable nigger life.

>>510943343 (OP)
Making any contact with your asshole is gay, that includes using a water gun.

>>510943343 (OP)
i use nigger tongues to clean my anus

>>510943343 (OP)
how does this even work? I just spray my asshole?

I ran out of papier de toilette and used an old pair of undies last week

>>510943343 (OP)
>bidet -- sink style
Unironically how do they work? I saw the bidets and towelettes but never bothered to figure them out. Your OP picrel looks like a fucking mess waiting to happen.
The asian washlets makes a lot more sense. I think the water flush idea makes a lot of sense and repeated dry wiping can be abrasive.

>>510943458
Americans do lots of sloppy goyslop poops.

>>510943343 (OP)
>spray fecal matter all over your bathroom

>>510943549
Yeah
But if you're shit is extra sticky it doesn't really work and actually you just end up splattering shit everywhere

The true hygiene king is wipe and bidget

>>510943343 (OP)
>waahh I can't wipey my bum bum properly like every single one of my grandparents I need wah wah
I fucking hate these bidet apologists.

>>510943343 (OP)
If you're not using this to clean your ass, you are subhuman trash

>>510943343 (OP)
I use pic related.
Wipe and go.
Same color as poop, so good to go.
>White people stay mad

>>510943663
>But if you're shit is extra sticky it doesn't really work and actually you just end up splattering shit everywhere
kek, that is my nightmare with the OP picrel, like something out of Dumb and Dumber.

>>510943343 (OP)
>needing an extra sink for no reason
Just use the normal sink to moisten toilet paper a bit and then wipe your ass with that. It's the best of both worlds.
Splashing water on your filthy ass will only spread pieces of shit everywhere, so you've no right to talk about those who only use toilet paper. Both methods are incomplete.

>>510943343 (OP)
Niggers are going to tongue my anus whether i use this or not

>>510943343 (OP)
I wipe with toilet paper, spray my ass with rubbing alcohol, and then wipe with toilet paper again. I don't know if this is healthy, I have never looked it up. Yes, it burns.

>>510943343 (OP)
I use a full shower to clean my asscrack. I don't need to spray shitwater up through my sphincter like some faggot like yourself might enjoy. I can understand fags like yourself have anal leakage and anal fissure and constantly need to spray off shit and blood and cum. Real men just to the 13 S's once a day then fuck women in a vagina which was made for it.

We have really hard water so it feels like sand blasting my anus. Couldn't do it anymore

>>510943667
ha, old people talked about corn cobs and sears catalogs :P
>>510943784
me too

>>510943343 (OP)
murka we do the tonguing. keep the joo masters nice and clean.

>>510943343 (OP)
ok, jeet

>>510943871
My point is that wiping your asshole is something that has been expected of you since the dawn of time. If you can't do it correctly, it's on you.

>>510943663
Low IQ response, there's two ways to deal with the sticky shit situation, depending on the pressure of the bidet. The first and better option is to have a high pressure bidet and that just takes care of everything and its what I use, but its not for sensitive assholes, but it cleans everything and I mean everything you just hose it down and wipe off the residue.

The second and the more homosexual option is if you have low pressure bidt, you essentially ave to get the hose really upclose to your assole, almost touching to simulate pressure, it will get messaly and might even smear the bidet with shit, which you will have to clearn later but it will get the job done.

Bonus points if you give yourself an enema with the water and get fully cleaned out, two or three cycles of in and out, until the waters fully clear and not brownish, as a side you get the plesuareble sensation of getting your prstate simulated.

Best luck for a muslim bro

>>510943343 (OP)
My house is old and has old ass plumbing so I just use a portable bottle that sprays your ass. I bought it off Temu. It does a breddy gud job, all things considered.

>>510943986
Fucking disgusting
You're just going to end up with a budget full of e-coli and then blasting it back up your ass

Wipe and then bidget

If you’re a real nigga you already mastered pinching off your turds so that you don’t even need to wipe. I haven’t used toilet paper in 8 years and I don’t get a shitty ass.

>>510944115
That's why you clean later nigga, my way you don't even touch the granules of shit, it slips clean off

>>510944139
It works 80% of the time
Sometimes if it's a little gassy then you gotta wipe as it splatters

>>510943401
No it's nice I love having my anus massaged by bigger tongue but a jet is the ent best thing

>>510943549
Yes. Squeaky clean

>>510943607
You sit to shit, then use the gun while sitting. No mess. It's genius

>>510943663
Bidet is weak, it only works after wiping your ass. A jet will clean any ass. It's not messy at all. Your ass is so clean you can just use a towel to dry. Trust me

>>510943681
Lol you can reach with that while sitting down it's too big but looks fun.

>>510944043
filthy jeet

>>510944267
Yeah I definitely trust a public bidget not to give me ass cancer from excess e-coli
>Don't use public toilets
Not an option

I would definitely have a bidget at home but having a shared bidget is almost as bad as spraying someone else's shit up your ass

>>510944356
Yeah sorry I have no response for this, I essentially never take shits outside my own house or people I know

>>510943343 (OP)
>bro spraying shit water all over your toilet is cleaner than controlling it with a small amount of toilet paper and washing your hands

yeah too bad the actual black light test show bidets spray shit all over the bathroom

>>510944350
I'm not a jeet, retard. I shit in a toilet, not in the street. Cope.

>>510943986
This guy knows and surely gets his anus tongued by niggers daily

>>510944303
I have used both a jet and bidget (didn't realise there was a difference) and there's no difference.

The shit water literally falls back onto your hand and hose, and sprays outwards from the loo.
The bacterial then breed in the shit water spray on the walls and floors.
This is why Asian bathrooms are fucking disgusting.

Maybe their assholes are clean, but I know western standards of clean are far superior than other nations

>>510943343 (OP)
>If you dont use this to clean your ass

omg so true!

>>510944409
I doubt they get all the shit too, being you can't control the aim of the thing. With my bottle I can aim the nozzle where I need it, and I spray from the front not the back. Even so after a watery poop I still jump in the shower to wash my ass.

>>510943343 (OP)
>shitwater splashing off your anus and spraying all over your bathroom and clothes.
>shitwater dripping down your legs into your socks.
Just take a shower instead at that point, It’s much cleaner with only slightly more effort than the dedicated shit hose technique.

>>510944491
Well no. I don't have such problems. My hands are always dry. Maybe if you squeeze to the max but you don't need to have such a strong gun.

>>510944586
It's like reverse diarrhoea

>>510944594
WHiteboy just doesn't know how to aim splashes all over the toilet bowl, My hands are completely dry before and after I'm done, he probably dribbles his piss all over the floor too

>>510944594
I'm just imagining your soak the dingleberries in your ass crack until it starts to dislodge, and falls onto your hand or onto the bidget
And then you touch the bidget trigger or the door handle with your shit water hands

>>510944586
Ahaha no man, it's really not like that. I wouldn't use it if it was messy. I tried it the first time in Asia and just had to get one for myself.
It costs a few bucks and simply screws into the water inlet for your toilet

>>510943343 (OP)
Why are you using the hose and not the superior japanese spray foundtain?
You fucking savage.
Gonna water the plants with that?

>>510943343 (OP)
>1pbtid
>talking about assholes and feces
Wow amazing thread much political

>>510943343 (OP)
This thread is proof Europeans are massive faggots

>>510944752
Mods love threads like this because Jews love talking about shit

>>510944434
You are a jeet that is forced to use a toilet and use a water bottle to wash his ass. Post hands

>>510943343 (OP)
i sit on the sink so my ass is over the sink bowl and turn the faucet on and wash and soap and rinse my ass out doing it like that

>>510943784
Wet toilet paper isnt strong enough to do much and it will leave a ton of paper nuggets if you do anything beyond a light dab

>>510944818
>Sink bowel
You're definitely an immigrant
That's not what it's called in english

>>510944719
The asstain is too weak for my taste. I prefer having a little massage on the naus and all around. Ye sit sounds super gay but it feels good in a nonsexual kind of way. Anyways I'm out. I encourage you guys to try it. Your anus will be pink like bubblegum and girls have detectors for these kind of things we don't.
TKD TND TJD

>>510943819
If youre serious you ahould stop immediately

>>510943343 (OP)
I usually take a crap after I wake up and have a coffee, then I take a shower.

>>510943343 (OP)
I keep my butt clean but I dnt need my anus tongued that’s incredibly disgusting and gay

No thank you fag

>>510944871
is a sink supposed to be a cube you mooslum?
I typed bowl, not bowl.
Is everything a cube to you because you can't get cubes out of your mind you camel jockey?
How many cubes have you walked around today?

>>510944904
This
Then you just wash your already clean ass hole with a bit of soap

But you gotta remember 3rdies have like 3 shits per day

>>510944973
So you are an immigrant
Why don't you go back and take your unhygienic ways with you

>>510944947
he wasnt asking you he was telling you hes going to lick your anus. there are no two ways about it
It's a big club, and you're now part of it

>>510944782
Forced? That's real cute. I say I live in an old house with old plumbing and your first retarded thought is
>hurrrr you must be a jeet!
No, poor White people do exist, thank you very much.

>>510944285
What part of “haven’t used toilet paper for 8 years” don’t you understand? Amateur.

>>510945012
my ancestors were on the mayflower. i have blue eyes and a hate boner that is going to rape anything and everything including your little weasely eyeballs if you call me a fez once more.
now get the FUCK out of my way and cook your shrimp on your barby or whatever other sort of pecuilar aids infused activities you get up to.
you've never been nothing but a hassle, now do better. go go go, I'd love it if you did better for once, weasel boy

>>510943401
This, I bought an attachment for my toilet when the tp craze happened during covid and I fucking hate it, I absolutely feel violated when using it, I'd rather use rags and hand wash them than have my butthole penetrated with cold water. Yuros are fucking weird and most likely faggots

- Remove excess matter with toilet paper
- Wash your hands thoroughly with soap after (probably the single most important thing)
- Shower once a day
- Change underwear frequently

This is the secret to having a negligible rate of death by diarrhoea disease, something the third world still hasn't figured out apparently.

In theory bidets remove more matter than toilet paper, but it's a bit irrelevant because it's not the bacteria that are there that cause a problem (there will ALWAYS be bad bacteria there regardless of what you do), it's the bacteria everywhere else.
And bidet sprayers, which you touch with your hands, tend to have more bacteria, unless they are thoroughly sanitised multiple times a day.

The one form that is strictly superior is Japanese toilets, since you typically don't touch anything.

>>510945060
Then you're definitely missing pieces of poo and walk around stinking
Always use one sheet to double check

>>510944975
>But you gotta remember 3rdies have like 3 shits per day

True, I only shit once a day, its usually a nice firm thick log, only takes one wipe and it's clean, but I still jump in the shower and have a good scrub.

>>510945100
Seppo cunt needs to settle down

>>510945253
you lost weasel now go back into your pouch. big fat momma weasel will bring you a capri sun to sip from.
go take a nap,
you violated the NAP

>>510943343 (OP)
I prefer toilet seat mounted.

>>510943343 (OP)
>Euros are actually proud about spraying shitwater all over the toilet rim and spraying 2nd-hand toilet water up their ass.

>>510945370
You've lost it
Meds

>>510943343 (OP)
The water spray is a great idea.

>>510945397
not if I can't have her first

>>510943343 (OP)
Sorry nigger, in anglo culture, we wipe with paper

>>510943663
my toilet seat mounted bidet has good pressure, it power washes that shit. It's way better to blast it then wipe just to dry off, you don't even get shit on the paper usually

I ain't responding to that fuzzy weird looking australian weasel fuck any more, I've got better things to do with my time. Like make sure the next asteroid on its way in lands on that measely little squirrel.
Told it to go back into its pouch,
now its the reason the whole earth is destroyed.
good job buddy, ya fucked up "mate"

>>510943430
spbp

>>510944303
What if somebody isn't paying attention or they have some kind of leg injury that prevents them from angling their ass correctly, and the shitwater stream goes spraying out sideways and coats the wall in diarrhea?

>>510943343 (OP)
>wiping with toilet paper is retarded.
Every single bidet user uses toilet paper after their ass splashing session. Just admit you like having your asshole tickled.

>>510945465
Wiping with paper is a Slav culture.

>>510945475
Depending on where it is
Either it blast shit onto your balls
Or it blasts shit up your backside and onto the seat

>>510945056
Post hands Sukdeep

bump

>>510945564
He probably puts the entire nozzle up his pooeyhole

>>510945612
>shitwater rains down from your anus and coats the bottle
>then your hand

>>510943986
what the fuck bro, the nips made computer controlled toilets to deal with all these problems

>>510945580
no?
it blasts it straight back into the toilet.
if it was making a mess I'd have shit on the paper when I wiped.
I don't.

>>510945609
No, sorry. not doxxing myself. Eat shit, Assmad.

>>510943986
>when you live in a shithole and all you can brag about is how you clean your ass

>>510945677
>Watery poo all over the seat
>Leans back and gets said watery poo on your ass

>>510945612
Fuck, EU just had its' new Bottlecaps drop, not again

>>510943343 (OP)
>If you dont use this to clean your ass

We don't need that thing since we are not Cowards like the Arab dogs who shit themselves.

>>510945843
yeah you have no idea what you're talking about, you have shit streaks in your undies, I can tell

>>510945612
are those the new regulation fuel can nozzles?

>>510943343 (OP)
Use wipes. They are more sanitary than toilet paper and clean better.

>>510943343 (OP)
https://x.com/wallstreetmav/status/1946976090120962200?s=42

>>510945995
Yes, zey will be mandatory next Year.
>you will eat ze bugz
>you will pay ze tax
>you will live in ze podz
>you will wash your crackz
>and you will like thiz

>>510946083
>Wipes
They absolutely destroy sewage systems and don't biodegrade in our sewage systems.
When pumped into the ocean during overflow, they also stay in the environment and create wipe seaweed and wash ashore

Or if you don't flush them, you out them into a bin, meaning you have a bin full of literal shit making a stink

You're right. I use picrel. Then I clean with soap too.
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>>510946171
>They absolutely destroy sewage systems
clean it up jannie