Thread 510951723

Is it wrong to satisfy my hamster when its in heat

What do you mean? Like, sexually?

>>510951786
You know, rub it with a stick a little bit. Give it some action. It's not sexual for me, no.

Yes, get another Hamster of the opposite sex either neutered or just sell the offspring to a pet shop.

>>510951841
I'll probably get jealous, no thanks

>>510951823

I still don't get it dawg. If by pleasure you mean pets, then no. It's not wrong to satisfy the hamster with cuddles and love.

>>510951919
You've contradicted yourself. >>510951823
Hamsters will not thrive alone regardless.

>>510951823
>It's not sexual for me, no
>not sexual
>>510951919
>I'll probably get jealous, no thanks
>get jealous
OP is a gay fag

>>510951945
He's sexually pleasuring his Hamster.

>>510952134

Oh, okay yeah then that is fucking weird. OP please cease and desist

>>510952134
No I'm not

>>510952181
I thought I was weird for wanting to create GMO Tatu-A'y (Armasloths) from Hybrid stem cell nuclei and enucliated Armadillo egg cells.

>>510952220
Regardless of intent, that is exactly what you are doing and it shouldn't be solitary regardless.

>>510951723 (OP)
What are the political implications of giving hand jobs to your hamster?

>>510951723 (OP)
Gas yourself immediately and will the hamster to a person who won't ask these jewish questions.

>>510952287
You just don't get it, this situation is different

>>510951919
Kek

>>510951723 (OP)
She can’t even feel your rat sized penis

>>510952495
That's disgusting.

Everyone so far is so focused on this being a sexual endeavor, and I find that abhorrent.

>>510952321
You are just stimulating heat in the female Hamster. It needs either a mate or a Hamster wheel to distract it.
>>510952594
She will die without the company of another Hamster.

>>510951723 (OP)
you belong in an oven. the hamster can do whatever

>>510952594
Can't you buy a neutered female to fuck?(for the hamster)
How fucking hard can that be you dumb fucking nigger?

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>>510952650
>>510952666
I simulate heat in the hamster so I can smell that smelly aroma. You simply would not understand. I was prepared for this.

>>510952594
I know so stop doing it !

>>510952764
Seek mental health services.

>>510952798
>>510952812
The hamster seems to find the process enjoyable. It brings me great joy to know the hamster is feeling euphoric.

>>510952764
why would you commit such faggotry? unprovoked faggotry upon us all.

is this u?

>>510952863
Unemployed VA disability collector, it's 5am on a monday, and I was thinking about how the shoulder of my shirt smells like hamster in heat from when I was interacting with it earlier.

>>510952852
You are obviously incredibly lonely and have resorted to an unnatural attachment to a pet Hamster. As I said, seek mental health services.

>>510952764
>I simulate heat in the hamster so I can smell that smelly aroma.
OP, stop molesting your hampster, for fucks sake.
>You simply would not understand.
We don't need to. You're molesting a rodent. What is there to understand beyond your actions. Stop trying to defend it. Get help.

>>510952929
I said it earlier, you simply would not understand. It's not just this hamster. There's been so many.

>>510952924
You need an assessment from the VA. Hamsters don't live long anyway.

>>510952988
I've been assessed, and the government pays me the equivalent of a livable salary for my crippling hamster fixation that interferes with daily living.

>>510952967
>It's not just this hamster. There's been so many.
Oh god.

its okay if you rape black hamsters. just leave the white ones alone

>>510952967
You keep saying I don't understand, if I don't what makes you believe the Hamster does? It's not healthy behaviour.

>>510953056
Good contribution

>>510953070
We have a bond. We understand each other. You don't understand what we have. From my perspective, you're some random anon on 4chan. You could be jewish.

>>510953030
Have you talked about your experiences in war?

>>510953134
Whenever I do people tell me it's one of the worst thing they ever heard and it doesn't help me.

>>510953115
I could be though I'm not but it makes absolutely no difference to what you are doing to yourself and the Hamster. I've seen obsessive behaviour with animals in PTSD cases.

>>510953115
>You could be jewish
thata a totally valod concern. and as we know, always do the opposite of what a jew tells you

now. im an impartial observer. but if i were to proquire a hamstarr, how would one induce heat? do i need a prop or can i just use the tip of my nose?

>>510952967
You crossed the line 2 posts ago guy

>>510953172
You have to confront the emotions leading you to this behaviour. Are you afraid of intimacy with Humans?

>>510953229
sorry. im typing with my non dominant hand. excuse the spelling errors im just so flustered idk why

>>510953229
I check on the hamster every day. Usually just to throw it some food and leave it alone, but sometimes you can smell that smelly smell. You know it's time. A single touch will completely paralyze the hamster in a stance. It's literally asking for it.

>>510952967
kek, a serial hamster molester
seek professional help

>>510953270
I won't judge him too harshly. I've heard of worse cases with PTSD sufferers. Usually Animals are an outlet to trauma.

>>510953115
the prepared nature of this is something i might disagree with on a conceptual level. it precludes a lot of what i consider to be the true creative process and makes you a hack. Identical to Madame Web.

faggotry should be absolutely freeform and you should be ashamed of yourself. you can't be contrived if you have no idea what you're doing. this is the way.

>>510953172
Buddy, I guarantee you don't have a jar of Vietnamese ears sitting on your shelf

>>510953314
ive never slept erm i mean ive never owned one before. how resiliant are they and how robust is their lower digeative tract/ vaginal canal? lets say, hypothetically, how many hamsters could you slide onto your person before ypu become a serious risk to oneslef? do their heads buckle and fall off when rammed all the way through in their tight little butts like a incan shiskebab?

>>510951723 (OP)
since we're on the topic of molesting hamsters: there was a YouTube vid I saw a few years ago where some Jap lady was holding her hamster upside-down and rubbing its belly, and her finger rubbed his balls and that's all the comments were talking about. Anyone know what vid I'm talking about? I've been trying to find it again to no avail.

>>510953402
I considered backing out and saying this was a troll, but the truth is that this is real.

>>510953442
Knew a ex-policeman during the troubles who later killed animals habitually and was a domestic abuser. Trauma is individual.

>>510953476
It's not funny. My #1 goal is to take care of the hamster. That just means I also have to satisfy it. Don't take my mission and twist it into some sick shock fantasy.

>>510953559
im just exploring the possibilities. they cant consent anways so how do you know that some hamsters dont like it rough?

>>510953595
They make it very obvious when they feel anxious or threatened. Stop trying to be edgy.

>>510953502
disgusting

OP rapes hamsters
Hamster Software

>>510953559
maybe they dont die of lonliness...maybe they drop dead because of horniness? i want to service hamsters too, its still only a fantasy for me though. you're out there actually son of samming the ham hams

Its interesting how many anons here assume hamsters do better when held in a group.

They usually arent. They are solo animals and often kill each other, they are highly territorial.

>>510953661
thats on you buddy

>>510953644
you've cracked my egg im not here for (you)s i want to learn from a virtuoso hamster rapists

>>510953676
OP is suffering from PTSD please do not compound it.

>>510951723 (OP)
Not in Canada supposedly

>>510953703
I agree. I experimented with combining hamsters in my youth and it never went well. 2 female robo hamsters work, but they won't satisfy each other.

>>510953703
>keep two in different cages
>put them together when they need to fuck
>separate them after the act

>>510953703
Many here lack cognitive understanding capacities and thus simply project themselves on anyone and everything.

>>510953736
until i see OPs cock covered in bloody hamster juice. no

Seek Christ

>>510953777
I suppose >>510953775
made a good point.

>>510953818
He hangs above every door in my home. Hamster has one too.

>>510953777
I've looked it up and you are correct. They are generally solitary, however OP isn't doing right by the Hamster this way. Stimulating it for musk isn't healthy.

>>510953855
judasim is the faith of rodents

>>510953894
If you were wrong about one thing, you're likely wrong about the other thing.

>>510953725
*Stretches*
Insane behavior dude.

>>510953901
please look at >>510952220
picrel

>>510953918
This is about you and you projecting your trauma on a Hamster. You don't have to tell the VA but say you have been suffering from intimacy/sexual problems.

>>510954026
I think you're projecting your own insecurities onto me, honestly. The VA knows all about my problems and they have no issue with the way I live my life. They pay me to do it.
You feel like a liberal telling me I'm wrong for wanted to deport illegal immigrants.

>>510953948
your pets are adorable. please dont microwave them. seeing how defensive you got, i think your paternal instincts have been askewed. it may not be sexual, but youre doing this to satisfy some urge you have. if the hamstarr is safe, you have my blessing to molest it

>>510954073
You have to confront this. The money is meant to assist you, not enable this disorder.

>>510953942
brb sniffing ferret musk

>>510954176
The money is meant to keep me from killing myself. That includes hamster related activities.

>>510951823
You sick fuck

>>510954176
In a world of murderdrone swarms, open pedophilia, and insane sandpeople trying to trigger the end of the world, a guy statisfying his hamster shouldnt be on the top of your list of misgivings to worry about.

>>510954374
Hope this was worth it for you.

>>510954457
But you are channelling trauma into other sentient beings. You have to conquer your inner darkness lest you be consumed by it. The Hamster related activities will not help you rather compound what is there, conquer what is there and vanquish it, take control of a new you, you'll never be your old self neither will I but you will come out stronger.

>>510954544
We live in a terribly dark world but the slippery slope is real. The fact OP isn't harming people is commendable but work needs to be done to wean him off the inner darkness and embrace life again.

the
>muh smellz
people are always the most retarded drooling trogledytes you’ll ever meet

Jahans?

>>510954798
>tell me you get no hamster pussy without saying you dont get hamster pussy

I came here seeking knowledge and I've only found judgement and confusion. I'm ashamed, not for myself.

>>510954845
doxxed
someone is coming to kill you right now.

>>510954845
how did you find this

>>510954845
if you know stuff like this you should go find masaoki and see what happened to him. if obama gets arrested his omelette for obama could probably make him some money these days.

>>510955066
I don't understand this sequence of words. I understand Obama is a pedophile who uses hotdogs as a euphamism for child trafficking; I googled masaoki and all I could find is some weeb shit. What does it mean?

>>510954703
>slippery slope is real
not yours to judge when he doesnt hurt people or animals.

>>510954590
Do you see my mana?

>>510954996
Jahans, you aren't a Veteran. Seek professional help.

>>510951723 (OP)
That's a chinchilla.
Don't feed it cigarettes.