man in sea distress in Finland - /pol/ (#510954995) [Archived: 207 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: Gcv+X8JdFinland
7/21/2025, 12:03:59 PM No.510954995
kaisla
kaisla
md5: 77d1839389a91410523780cd9758b8ba๐Ÿ”
unnamed man, 33, got in distress while he subpoenaed

sup' is a "Stand-Up Paddleboard" from Hawaii but now popular in Finland

the trouble was, he ran into thick sea forest made of Scirpus Finlandicus plant, it is brownish, looks like hay but is about 6 meters tall altough thin, when calculating from its roots right to the top most part which is facing towards the sun

this plant lives ON THE SEA its roots are firmly underneath the waves in sea mud and then brown/green parts of the plant push as far up as they can to gather sunlight

of course the plant cant live on seas deeper than roughly 4-5 meters
turns out the waters around Mustasaari (Black Isle) region are only 2 meters deep and the plant likes to grow +3 meters above sea level

this causes them to form a thick forest
mang went there and lost the track of where he was

he started shouting for help and a hour later a coastal guard patrol came near premises the man had told them to visit, by phone

guards could not even see the man so they told him to raise up his paddles as far up as he can so they can see him through the "forest"

eventually all went well and the man did not lose his nerves and drown as a result of panic

https://www.iltalehti.fi/kotimaa/a/358895ae-e607-4333-abb6-691ee9b583f9
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Anonymous ID: Gcv+X8JdFinland
7/21/2025, 12:06:27 PM No.510955091
supi
supi
md5: 2a7310821aa3b37c04551371dc69565c๐Ÿ”
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Anonymous ID: 0NhhY5+yAustralia
7/21/2025, 12:07:10 PM No.510955117
Finnish news is very comfy
Anonymous ID: H7GGeAR1Finland
7/21/2025, 12:12:27 PM No.510955294
>>510954995 (OP)
Kaislikko = seaforest... This was the first time somebody ever used this translation as i know. Hey finbro, what you doing btw? How is this political and do you get paid? What you think about epstein files?
Anonymous ID: 9bTh35H3Finland
7/21/2025, 12:21:50 PM No.510955668
assburger
assburger
md5: b2bd8dae86e29c7373028c47d8f694ff๐Ÿ”
>>510954995 (OP)
Please stop this. You're making us all look bad. I'm am so ashamed, I am sorry /pol/ you have to see this.
Anonymous ID: FDIIn8ll
7/21/2025, 12:22:48 PM No.510955707
>>510954995 (OP)
Hope he'll be a bit more careful next time. I wouldn't go SUPing in such areas w/o proper preparation.
Anonymous ID: 9bTh35H3Finland
7/21/2025, 12:23:26 PM No.510955736
assburger
assburger
md5: 967e7b2581305969531c73fd67bc40d8๐Ÿ”
>>510954995 (OP)
Please stop this. You're making us all look bad. I am so ashamed, I am sorry /pol/ you have to see this.
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Anonymous ID: FDIIn8ll
7/21/2025, 12:26:22 PM No.510955842
>>510955736
You seriously deleted your first post only because you wrote "I'm am"?
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Anonymous ID: 9bTh35H3Finland
7/21/2025, 12:27:38 PM No.510955891
assburger call
assburger call
md5: 677eb38b5b18d650df7ab28ca1117691๐Ÿ”
>>510955842
I didn't want to make my people look bad
Anonymous ID: MEivlsARFinland
7/21/2025, 12:29:57 PM No.510955998
>>510954995 (OP)
Not /pol/itical.
Anonymous ID: H7GGeAR1Finland
7/21/2025, 12:31:33 PM No.510956053
>>510955736
Same... but I dont think heยดs a real Finn. He doesnยดt get the slang and misses the point when talking in Finnish. Australian anon has a folder about him. He said he met him first abot 2 years ago.
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Anonymous ID: H7GGeAR1Finland
7/21/2025, 12:33:53 PM No.510956144
>>510956053
^...about... :(
Anonymous ID: 9bTh35H3Finland
7/21/2025, 1:00:55 PM No.510957320
>>510956053
What's his porpoise then? It's a very unconventional way of shilling if that is the case.
14 ID: E3+Jq2IpBrazil
7/21/2025, 1:13:26 PM No.510957913
>>510954995 (OP)
comfy news.
not sure about the objective of the thread but i would like to call attention to a fact.

Everything went well in the end. So, to be impartial, your brain should register that information as the same level as a bad news, like if the guy had died due to panic.

Happens that, your brain was trained to OVER register and give importance to bad facts and news. The idea and purpose in the evolution process is that, what is good is already good but what is bad and represent danger is that must be avoided at all costs.
That said, 99% of people or so have their conception of life in blur with additional layers of bad/evil about this world.

That is where cia agents fail. They do believe and they do behave like the world is a bad/evil place. It becomes worst because they constantly have contact with evil people and situations.

But, the world is not bad for sure. It's even a little bit more good than evil.
You are just dumb and can't process information right.

High IQ thread with a giga good psyop.
Filand is based.
Anonymous ID: p+l0ruRg
7/21/2025, 1:19:01 PM No.510958169
>>510956053
Qrd? I think Iโ€™ve met him before too
Anonymous ID: w3IDvrplCanada
7/21/2025, 1:20:21 PM No.510958224
>>510954995 (OP)
So some fag got lost in the grass and had to call the cops? That's uhhh fucking pathetic
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14 ID: E3+Jq2IpBrazil
7/21/2025, 1:22:17 PM No.510958296
>>510958224
He is alive. Everything is ok.
This happens quite frequently TOO.
Anonymous ID: IdwBWU13Australia
7/21/2025, 1:25:48 PM No.510958472
20250721_212400
20250721_212400
md5: 05756d23019a15570705e6348ffe78a8๐Ÿ”
>>510954995 (OP)
Life can be harsh in Finland. You think everything is going fine then one day you make a minor error and die alone in the forest.
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Anonymous ID: RISYTEdIUnited States
7/21/2025, 1:34:23 PM No.510958888
>>510954995 (OP)
Based Finnish comfy-poster.
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14 ID: E3+Jq2IpBrazil
7/21/2025, 1:41:25 PM No.510959232
>>510958888
>checked
>quad 8's
you just know that the universe is watching and the abstract forces that extrapolates matter are with us here.

i pray and ask for my mother lilith guidance.
Anonymous ID: RISYTEdIUnited States
7/21/2025, 2:06:27 PM No.510960458
>>510958472
Ngl this game is gud.
Anonymous ID: BKC2pG80Canada
7/21/2025, 2:13:27 PM No.510960841
>>510954995 (OP)
Nigger this English makes no sense.
Anonymous ID: Oc0M9RRyUnited Kingdom
7/21/2025, 2:16:52 PM No.510961045
1579412772303
1579412772303
md5: 9b416f5b4c0c86739d8ddb0543faa5e7๐Ÿ”
>>510955091

>no sail
>no rudder
>no keel
>at sea