/pol/ humor thread; humour for bongs.

>>510960610 (OP)
Didn't laugh a single time then realized you are a paki so it makes sense. Even your memes are shit.

>>510960885
Your opinion... Pic rel...

I got one too.

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>>510961264
what the fuck

>>510961360
Art installation

>>510960885
You are embodiment of shit though

>>510961360

I think it is pod racing.

>>510961264
hot

>>510961264
Is there more?

Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your ”pol humor” threads. Face it. most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history. get over it losers

>>510961264
The fuck is this?

>>510961264

280 people
https://x.com/MadonsaIqbal/status/1946842946260935030/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1946842946260935030&currentTweetUser=MadonsaIqbal

>>510960668
Rare jeet w

>>510962499
/pol/troons going to /lgbt/

>>510963403
That hurt me on a spiritual level

>>510961264
What the actual fuck bro???

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>>510961360
German engineers trying to engineer a chair. It's going to be expensive and break a lot.

>>510960812
>filename

>>510960812
Kek, I've been on that street

>>510965451
is research films nothing more, tho we r intrigued is all.

>>510960862
jej

>>510960812
How'd all those prostitutes get on that street corner?

anyone have pic of epstein with maxwel on one side and jesus and magdalene on the other?

>>510960812
Lol, the ones not dressed like most of them are still dressed identically

>>510961264
Prompt?

>>510961115
haha this is a good one

>>510970743
over compensating by factor of 3 perhaps 4x

>>510962803
>>510965629
>>510962803
>>510961264

It's an art piece by Anna uddenberg

>>510960885
Lol, that guy meant as insult from pajeet looks exactly like pajeet.
I'm blonde blue-eyes and pale, seethe rajesh.

>>510966112
that webm is so stupid but it made me laugh

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>>510973968
Why did she do it?

>>510971558
>its jewish garbage
of course

>>510960885
pakis can take bants.
why can't you and your kind do the same pratyuksh?

>>510973968
based

>>510974295
They want to cut off your head if you insult their beloved pedophile. Like Trump supporters.

>>510970743
You can see the pure agony in his eyes

bix nood

>>510961264
ripped idea from Darling in the Franxx anime
also looks more like AI generated than IRL

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>>510971653
>rollercoaster tycoon lookin picture
this gives me an idea for a game

k

>>510976760
wat

>>510960862
That's not humorous, that's wholesome.

>>510977257
was a gang shooting they blew his face off it was the wrong img

>jeet ranting about other sort of jeet
Nu/pol/ is disgusting

>>510977164
I missed this episode of Hoarders.

>>510962776
>Nobody acknowledged the blessing
Don't worry anon, here's a (you)

>>510970743
Nevermind why, my question is how?

>>510977807
I know you saw this one tho..

>>510978043
Think something along the lines of picrel.

>>510978148
I’m retarded and did not attach the image. Kms

>>510972033
Lmao, checked

>>510977598
The power of nerve gas never fails to amaze me

>>510978192
I don't want to imagine the smell

>>510960812
Truly a redpilling picrel. Cuz it's true, like 80% of women are basic bitches that follow the same trends, like the same shows, and subscribe to a very narry range of normie interests.

>>510960885
picrel OC. Save & use against the chudcels

>>510960812
Grrls, imagine them being in the 19th century but no corsett pushupbras but rather them in their stinking same cothes for weeks.

>>510978232
that lady was insane

>>510978589
>incel this chud that
Low iq moment

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>>510978938
tfw your poo bucket is too heavy to carry so you have to ladle some out into a smaller bucket and make multiple trips to the back yard dumping grounds

>>510978192
That pic reminds me of my buddy who married a relatively cute girl but in the 8 years of marriage she's gained 30-60lbs. He brags fairly often about how she wants his dick all the time. That's well and good and everything yet in the 10 years I knew him before he met her, he had a deep dislike for and was repulsed by fat women. He's too much of a bitch to tell his wife he's not attracted to her anymore since she became fat and lazy, so he avoids sex with her 9 times out of 10 which makes her feel unattractive. A few times she has confronted him directly and asked why he won't have sex with her anymore in which a big fight ensues (he still won't tell her the real reason) and he'll leave the house for awhile.

One such time he called me up out of the blue and needed someone to talk to so we met up for a couple hours. He told me all of this and said even if she was slim and sexy the sex itself with her is boring as she's so lazy she expects to be stimulated and then fucked each time doing literally zero physical involvement such as oral, jerking, riding, etc.

His wife is currently visiting family in a different province and my buddy seems so relaxed having now had a 1 week break from her.

>>510979442
Sounds like they should have kids.

>>510979707
They do, a 8yo daughter and 5yo son loool

>>510960610 (OP)
lmao a fucking paki
kys bitch

>>510974064
Because the chicken is fake and is obviously a Mossad agent obviously

>>510971558
>watches anime one time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QPUuUxU268

>>510966112
Gordon Ramsey scrambled eggs are based.

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>>510960742
does anyone have the full video?

>>510961264
AOC NO

>>510979853
Poor kids. Unfortunately what you describe is probably closer to the norm.

I was at a b-day party for a kid last weekend and all the moms (greater chicago area) all look the fuckin same. All have resting bitch face too.

>>510981166
holy fuck this is true
wtf someone explain why this works

>>510961264
Is this that shit from South Park?

>>510962776
Amen.

>>510981377
Jesus christ ureagay...

It's a simple multiplication - look up things like the communitive rules of mult and division. Percentage literally just means per cent or per 100.

>>510981166
Women were burned for doing things like these

>>510978043
There's a secure rigging and rope pullies involved. The fulcrum used might seem excessive but it's required for the trampoline dive.

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>>510974064
To prove to the opossum that it can be done

Grew up rural. Still my favorite clean joke

>>510978485
That's why the internet is the ultimate tool for manipulating women. Look here are 100 women doing this (out of the 4 billion) it must be a trend

>>510981672
Good times

>>510960862
Based

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>>510960885
theeeeeerrre he is

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>>510976949
>virgin civilian
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>>510961264
Aome Jewish CEO is going to see this and try to put it in air travel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRHwPbXWfHg

>>510960610 (OP)
>>510960668
>>510960698
>a poojeet mudslime

>>510961264
this is going to saves loads of space in rail and air travel

>>510986591
pajeet my son
your face darken now
you must chose how to increase fairness
>chemical oxidation of dermis layer
>or daily paint head and neck but not arms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahdvo70fRhk

>>510986898
>pajeet my son
I miss these memes

>>510978427
Ponder the aroma

>>510976512
Haha that is the first thing I thought of too.

>>510988065
Whats a Buffalo jump? Like Lemmings, only tasty?

>>510962776
>missed by one

>>510988065
ew why is that soijak nonsense mentioned? might as well feature kiwifarms too

>>510977164
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers!

>you now realize your beloved "board culture" ritual has been pajeets all along and you shrink to the size of my 1 feet pinus

>>510975475
nah alot of Pakis are pretty cool.
saw a ton of pakis making fun of zakir naik(indian muslim prophet or something).
not all of them are extreme jihadis

>>510989862
No I may be one of the last non-street shitters or Chinamen in Canada. Send help.

>>510984960
That was physically painful to watch

>>510990068
good lord what's happening in there canada

>>510990233
It's bad.

>>510988885
It was easier to scare part of the heard off a cliff to their death than bringing down single beasts with arrows and spears.

i'm taking back "ew" from women and fags, and next will be rainbows

will always be rejected like an organ transplant by a pajeet doctor
will repeat the history of europe's gypsies on a global scale
will hinder humanity indefinitely

HARK! NURGLE! HARK! bellow! bid our father the plague lord rise from the depths, full foul in his fury, brown waves teeming with loo foam to smother this young timmy with pungent slime, TO CHOKE YE, infecting your organs til ye turn black and bloated with bacteria, and can redeem no more! only when HE, crowned in a coil of feces with wild gang-rapin' eyes and swollen goiters, take up his fell befouled armpit: his untold miasma reeks ganges-like in the tempest and plunges right through your nostrils, BURSTING YE! a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloddy bich basterd now, and nothing for the toilet witches and the souls of dead scammers to stalk and grope and harrass--- only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite pajeets of the dread subcontinent itself! forgotten to any man, to any time! forgotten to any god or devil! forgotten even to the loo--- for any stuff or part of timmy, even any scantling of your soul, is timmy no more--- but is now, itself, the loo!

>>510974064
Because Epstein didn't kill himself.

I've got a lot from the /pig/ days

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>>510960885
Only Indians care about pakis
You're both the same to us

>>510976949
Chad gets 15 girls and makes 80 want him / never able to leave their mind.
It's so fucking over.

>>510992187
A swiss flag posted a picture of an Indian and a hwhite woman who had a baby. I bet he's that Swiss flag lmao

>>510991463
/pig/ was the one before /shit/
by the same brazilian i think. it was decided that "/pig/" had too many other connotations but /shit/ is pretty well monopolized by south asia
this is my proposal for the acronym next time /shit/ happens. fun fact: /shit/ regularly reached 400 posts and was scrubbed from 4plebs

>>510979442
Honestly, you could probably give her that info anonymously. Like just mention to her how gross most men find fat women, and then how easy it is to lose weight fasting. Then act excited about how easy it is and how you've been reading up on it and ask her if she wants to know more.
Salt usage, ketones, etc.

"Warner had been swimming on Sunday afternoon at Playa Grande de Cocles in Limon province when a current pulled him into deeper waters, Costa Rica’s Judicial Investigation Department claimed."

THEO

>>510989672
and catch a ban?

>>510993443
it wasn't kiwifarms that crippled this godforsaken shit circus

memories
light the corners of my mind

scattered pictures
of the smiles we left behind

I don't find joy in memes anymore the same way I used to 10 years ago.

can it be
that it was all so simple then?

smiles we gave to one another
for the way we were

https://rumble.com/c/CodexIndia/videos

>>510974392
Understandable seeing as it’s a strawberry snake.

>>510960668
Probably has a cock like a palm tree though.

>>510978589
>save me against the race of people I am desperate to live with because anything is better than my shithole jeet homeland

Why are jeets so fucking retarded? Virus race.

>>510960956>>510961115
https://youtu.be/ym4EJQ7XORk
This looks like a wonderful movie, I'm a sucker for a good RomCom. Radhe Radhe, build the shitter for your lover!

>>510981377
>>510981166
It’s thanks to the commutative property of multiplication.
6%=0.06=6x0.01
6% of 50=0.06x50=6x0.01x50=6x0.5=50% of 6

>>510994653
all exploded and fanned out at the end like a bloomin bloody onion
backstory: some drunk cunt stuck a firecracker up his piss nozzle
epilogue: an abbo stabbed him and took his fuckin car keys somewhere in the buch
he's fine but fuck
fucken crikey

>>510981377
very effective pajeet bait
harbessing their instinct to produce redundant stem tutorials

2gether
4ever
defec8ing

>>510990269
>hurr durr there's a fake lanoyr shortage and a real housing crisis caused by mass immigration of shitskins
>hurr durr I know what'll fix it, bringing in retires and unhealthy third world senior

>>510961264
what is this?the roastie fertilizer3000?

it's the pajeet frustrator 2-lakh

if you get one of those things you'll want to install a few JS-50s in the vicinity

MI Metals
Sunbelt Rentals
You can take welding classes at your local community college

>>510977598
"structure sold"