/LPBG/ - disco edition
Come watch niggers begging for pardons for their crimes.
https://www.youtube.com/live/3x7mzu-eWj0?si=rjeds8yQAseLSZvQ

TYB

Is it all pardons today?

>>510967588
Yeah it's all pardons today so it's gonna be kinda boring. Still fun but I prefer revocations.

>>510967456 (OP)
>mfw people call me a schizo when I tell people I hear god in my head

>>510967588
seems so

>>510967664
>>510967682
Oh well. At least we have something. An excuse to hang with the frens.

First guy is super into Jesus, the board appears to be eating it up especially Meemaw.
>>510967664
I concur

this guy really is big on jesus. good for him

I do not believe this woman lmao

Today's docket

ENTER

Randy has joined the chat

Thought that was Minnie Mouse for a second.

>>510969544
>Minnie Mouse

The rare bass-boosted Randy.

>one board member absent
>all decisions now require a unanimous 4-0 decision

That's rough. Anyone who gets a 3-1 vote today will wish he'd "gotten sick" too.

>>510969544
>>510969596
>Algebra is really hard for me
Me too, luckily we have Minnie Math on CD-ROM

>>510970390
Fucking lmao. Even gave her the piggie nose she has.

>>510969932
This one will be fine though, she's not too great with the math

>>510970452
<3 Thanks, I just now noticed I forgot her big boricua hoop earrings ;_;

>>510970390
kekerinos

Prator hates women

Hahaha of course Chucky votes to commute.

women really should be held to a lower standard. this old lady isn't a danger to the community

Got ourselves a crippie, next.

>>510970809
>chucky when he casts a lone grant vote

Robert is in the electrical grid lol

he's in the cradle level from golden eye

Robert's background isn't distracting or anything.

She's askin' for clemency Sheryl - duh!

Is she actually trying to ask for a full pardon? Seems a bit ballsy

>>510971562
Hot Wheels always goes for the win. If you're second, you're last.

>I went to shoot myself in the heart
>The gun went off
>Somehow he got shot

Prator's expression currently says it all.

>>510971697
seems the guns is Louisiana have a thing where they just go off for no reason. happens all the time

Robert is disrupting Channing's bandwidth!

>>510967456 (OP)

https://www.youtube.com/live/3x7mzu-eWj0

did she kill a pedo? is that what he ways saying?

>>510971366
>For Louisiana James?
>No, for parole

>>510971876
The image behind him is the Aricebo observatory
It collapsed a couple years ago after its funding ran out

>>510972153
amazing

Robert Bruce?

I'm 20 minutes behind... Previous denial ends with "you do have an out date in 2031". Six years from now. That's fucking heartless.

wrap it up robert.

Why are we getting this guy's resume?

Wrap it the fuck up. Fucking hell.

>He had raped me with a flashlight

>Raped with a flashlight

Drawanon, do your thing.

>raped me with a flashlight
yikes

>open stream
>immediately raped with flashlight
WTF is going on here

>>510972948
>WTF is going on here
Louisiana
Louisiana is what's going on

Apparently she shot and killed her husband after a struggle
The husband may have been a pedo, and she claimed she was trying to shoot herself in the chest when the gun "went off" and killed him

>>510972909
>>510972918
>>510972922
>>510972948
Built for BBM
Big black maglight

>>510973084
Bahahahaha

>>510972948
well you see back in twenty oh five i took a job in iraq in construction management

>>510973084
ja, sehr verschluss

>Next up
David Patterson
Second Degree Murder

This might be him?
https://www.casemine.com/judgement/us/59148eaaadd7b04934557ed5

>>510973377
Checked and I think you are correct.

>Fifth of whiskey did him in.

>a fifth of whisky is probably what caused the crime

free my boy uncle junior can't believe they finally got him smdh

>>510973478

>When your stream has a stutter

lmao that cut

who is DDOSing Louisiana Parole Project HQ?

>>510973495
"Cazzata, Malanga!

>>510972918
>>510972922
>>510972948
>>510973084
>Hey baby, I got a bright idea

Why is Randy so cool and scary at the same time?

>>510973706
Perhaps our boy Pete is playing hooky for a reason, today.

>>510973918
Plantation owner genes

>>510973706
Kerry has Randy locked up in a box in the basement

>>510973914
lol lmao

>The Sun is about to shine there, now, honey!

>>510973914
Kek'd

>I can't remember what happened, but I remember I didn't do it
Fucking SAVAGE by Prator

>That doesn't make sense to me, with your Mr. Magoo looking ass.

>I don't remember the crime but I do remember that I didn't do it
lol

i love chucky's 85 IQ stream of consciousness line of questioning

sheeeit i'm late.

Stacy's face reminds me of a bulldog's.

half the ghetto showed up? check
louisiana murder project? check
some dried up single white bitch in support? check

>he met the victim's family at the rodeo
lol

>>510974655
Lol that is my picture I took while watching the stream in VRchat

So nothing taken for his out of control drinking eh ?

so it's all about her

>>510974914
tis a glorious picture fren

3-1 with chucky in dissent. calling it

>>510975023
All the Hitler and KKK avatars were removed, so I had to settle for Moonman

>Patrick Courtney

I think we've answered this before, but is the board in the same room as the people speaking at the podium? I think they are, right?
Also, could a tourist visit the board and sit in on a hearing like you could a courtroom?

>>510975289
yes to all

also, oof

>2 other pardon boards have recommended it
Oh wow, so I guess the governor didn't approve it either of the other 2 times?
Man, that would really suck

>>510975167
nothing wrong with moonman. except that i can't find any of my racist moonman pics.

>>510975043 (me)
good thing i'm not a betting man

>>510975370
Thank you. One day i'd like to watch in person. I wonder how weirded out the board would be if I asked them to sign a doodle of them.

>>510975658
I had your prediction quoted and ready to go, if you were right

He was locked up a long time.

>PRATT, JR., GEORGE
>Atty: Jane Hogan
Jane makes an appearance!

Jane is here, fellas.

This is probably him
Two drug dealers thought he snitched on them, so they beat him up and he fired in self defense (then gave chase, but he would have known they would not give up so easy)
Easy grant.

https://www.casemine.com/judgement/us/59148431add7b049344b31e1

>>510975723
>I wonder how weirded out the board would be if I asked them to sign a doodle of them.

holy shit my sides. send them a copy with a letter that says "i am a ten year old sudent and i have learnt so much watching the parole board. i wonder if you'd sign this drawng i made in art class? signed Sally"

>>510976175
this would be so funny

>>510975737
thank you for your support

"speaking for you today we got jamarkus, shaqueezy, lezigiguata, and bob"

he was at the reparations center?

>could you tell me what happened?
>we wuz gettin that gibs and dat nigga showed up
>he punched me so I shot him to death as is the way of my people

>>510976399
it must take a lot of mental fortitude to not bust out laughing on the parole board

recaration center

>>510976565
agreed, I would never play poker with these people

lol did he say "camp d eagle"? camp deagle?

>in jail for 34 years
>still managed to have multiple keeeds
i'm sure they're all upstanding citizens too

Anyone else scope that Predator who looks like Mark Henry in the back?

OOOOOHH LAWD JEEESUUUUUZZZZ

>>510976915
i'm looking at the one in pink who looks like the predator

>>510976915
I was thinking more "Klingon" than "Predator"

She really wants him to 'come out', lol

>>510977004
>Klingon

>>510977004
>Nuqjatlh the fuck did tlhih neh fucking jatlh about jih, tlhih little bitch? Jih'll ghaj tlhih sov jih graduated yuvtlhe' of my class in the Navy Seals, 'ej jih've been involved in numerous pegh raids on Al-Quaeda, 'ej jih ghaj over 300 confirmed kills. Jih am trained in gorilla ves 'ej jih'm the yuvtlhe' sniper in the entire mah armed forces. Tlhih are pagh to jih 'ach neh another dos. Jih will wipe tlhih the fuck out with precision the likes of which has paghlogh been seen before on this tera', ghitlh my fucking words. Tlhih qub tlhih can suq away with saying 'e' shit to jih over the Internet? Qub again, fucker. As mah jatlh jih am contacting my pegh network of spies across the 'ameri'qa' sepjijqa' 'ej your IP is dep traced nih dah vaj tlhih better ghuh the jev, maggot. The jev 'e' wipes out the pathetic little doch tlhih pong your yin. Tlhih're fucking dead, kid. Jih can qu' anywhere, anytime, 'ej jih can hoh tlhih in over soch vatlh ways, 'ej 'e''s neh with my bare hands. Not neh am jih extensively trained in unarmed viq, 'ach jih ghaj naw' to the entire nuhmey of the United States Marine Corps 'ej jih will yan 'oh to its full extent to wipe your miserable sa'hut off the qad of the continent, tlhih little shit. If neh tlhih could ghaj known nuqjatlh unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to qem down upon tlhih, chaq tlhih would ghaj held your fucking jat. 'ach tlhih couldn't, tlhih didn't, 'ej dah tlhih're paying the price, tlhih goddamn idiot. Jih will shit fury hoch over tlhih 'ej tlhih will drown in 'oh. Tlhih're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>510977001
>>510977004
That's her/it?? Ah, a Klingon is more appropriate. Does anyone know how to say "Somebody gonna get their ass kicked" in Klingon?

this nigga zesty

>>510977346
>nIvqu'choH nuvpu'
according to whatever klingon translator duckduckgo just took me to

>>510977238
You have earned your place among the honored dead in Sto’Vo’Kor
Qapla, anon!

>>510977466
Checked and kekd.

while we wait for the sheboon to connect, found this kike's name too funny to not share

>>510977550
>when you're trying your hardest to live up to stereotype

>>510977550
MechaJew over here kek

Take a shot of vodka every time this nigger says “very remorseful”.

>Somebody threw drugs at my feet
Holy shit this guy is lying through his teeth

>>510977907
that's how we lost amy

This is the first time I've checked out this general. It seems interesting. Is there a "best of" so I can bingewatch?

>imma be honest
>keeeds
>when i went shopping he went shopping
does that mean you bought cocaine together?

>>510977045
>>510977238
>We traveled the galaxy to visit this reparations center

>>510978054
there's one fren who maintains an EXTENSIVE list of greatest hits. dunno if he's around right now tho.

>>510978054
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/507097205/#507103809

>>510978054
We've been going strong for like 3 years. We have a greatest hits list, but one of the list anons will have it. Sit back, and enjoy, friend.

He's a really cool guy
>is it too late to ask for executive?
Kek

>33 years
if he hasnt been reformed after 30 fucking years the prison system is a sham

>>510978054
but some classics are the guy who had to have his sac removed and his nads sewed to his thigh, the guy who claimed a twelve year old gave him herpes, the guy with the absurd hair/facial hair who did realize he was in a revocation hearing, said "oh no i'm not trying to get revoked here today", and then got revoked with the board saying "WELP, YOU GOT IT ANYWAY" lol.

Jane is sad. I am sad. :(

>>510978116
>>510978054
I'm here. Should I post it? it has gotten pretty long. BTW, we are newfren friendly and we made the print version of the NYT thanks to audio anon and German boob anon.

>>510978515
maybe put it in a pastebin

Audio anon vocaroos:
Alvin sneed: https://vocaroo.com/1c7fVjUpRJoq
Alvin denies: https://vocaroo.com/1ebyqubkDQeg
Alvin sends a fag back to his cage: https://vocaroo.com/1mGe8w9TnwhW
Alvin introduces the board: https://vocaroo.com/12OktGxhEvlu
Alvin thanks anons: https://vocaroo.com/1oKk7bMKGe7P
Alvin warns about tripfags: https://vocaroo.com/1hksYvRAcSco
Alvin TND: https://vocaroo.com/1dTfvgLHv3R1
Alvin settles the nog question, featuring Pete: https://vocaroo.com/18HNJ4WiUUry
Alvin addresses the JQ: https://vocaroo.com/1muGA1mKkYa9
Alvin welcomes us back https://vocaroo.com/1cObvjNnoVNf
Alvin reads poetry https://voca.ro/1kKPtvkdohvD
Alvin gives swimming lessons https://vocaroo.com/1pJ6Pfz0crl9
Alvin enjoys his retirement https://vocaroo.com/1eTshRCltQf5
Alvin goes on Joe Rogan https://vocaroo.com/18DokXdNnRjg

Pete concurs: https://vocaroo.com/1fY0aT4RpBf0
Pete is here forever: https://vocaroo.com/1bHO2wjjHdEm
Pete requests snacks: https://vocaroo.com/1amo1c1c6Z5b
Pete gets frustrated while buy snacks https://voca.ro/1fNyBtvXh8CS
Tony and Pete get high https://voca.ro/17JDZLmPklmt
Tony hates the devil’s lettuce: https://vocaroo.com/1gMpHJ481SSQ
Plantation Randy needs his cotton picked: https://vocaroo.com/1iRG49OQyjz3
Randy Addresses Mandatory Buck Breaking https://voca.ro/1dA5PcdqmhTd
Louisiana Parole Board Movie trailer https://voca.ro/1b0JpOsDbZtT
Season’s greetings from the board https://vocaroo.com/1ln3jrCZtjid (12/14/2023)
Audion anon’s amazing response to the NYT article https://files.catbox.moe/cgmug3.mp4
Rogan and Musk discuss /lpbg/ https://vocaroo.com/1bXjW6LfBtK2
Alvin passes the torch to Prator https://vocaroo.com/19m2w5J0MJKQ
Ms. Stapleton addresses the lack of hearings https://vocaroo.com/1dXhLHqs7SAV
Memaw Stapleton in da Hood, Up to No Good https://vocaroo.com/149qjPyCQ0Iw
Chucky Tillis on JRE https://vocaroo.com/1gKjoZHFVAYo
Message from Kerry Myers https://vocaroo.com/1dnGdSBzhytU
Executive session BTS https://voca.ro/1li6y7YlYVzv

>>510978630
I have tried that with edited language but it still won't post publicly

>>510978110
Nig Trek 17: Wrath of the Parole Board

It's always a toss up if the older white woman who joins the stream is a bleeding heart here to play save-a-nigga or speaking on behalf of a murdered family member.
>>510976175
>i am a ten year old sudent and i have learnt so much watching the parole board. i wonder if you'd sign this drawng i made in art class?
>signed Sally
Kek <3

All of these "what happened" explanations can be summarized as: "I chimped-out"

>wife killer
Where is Kerry?

Greatest Hits-Full Hearings
Pawdaddy: https://youtu.be/nRMsoFzBbdo?t=15492
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/387597996/#387604653
Poor Mans Hunter Biden: https://youtu.be/LGzwaji6UEA?t=5173
Guy who raped his mom’s corpse with a broom stick: https://youtu.be/m6tlPAVoZxM?t=1917
The Ballad of Zoe: https://youtu.be/jXwf59LXqEA?t=21028
Footfag killer: https://youtu.be/G3hanAHMId8?t=14049
BGC that ran over his wife: https://youtu.be/_BQsxZEJIOU?t=9283
Old man exposed as murdering not only his first wife but probably second by drowning. https://youtu.be/IUetEW78Z54?t=16438
Evil woman who pimped out girls to the cartel. https://youtu.be/kRXQOacdfyM?t=8259
Pawdaddy 2.0 except with anal rape and STD https://youtu.be/ysnsE0kFNBY?t=11591
Tard wrangler abuses tard, then forgives tard: https://youtu.be/b1wEJvdEqtk?t=10677
Louisiana coomvict: https://youtu.be/b1wEJvdEqtk?t=14949
Attic ninja https://youtu.be/iQB2ibO5FRQ?t=6323
Incest Kang starts abusing his daughter at 5yo https://youtu.be/KFIpiM2f1Bg?t=10674
SpicDaddy blames 12yo stepdaughter for the herpes https://youtu.be/hdViONbWQpA?t=6027
Maxwell Oilwell don’t want no parole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9esOO-akoM&t=2715s
Mom called me a fag, so I shot her https://youtu.be/Q-CfrdwKGVY?t=4011
Woman pimps out 12yo, it’s normal in her family https://youtu.be/zt-3LC2GKMU?t=8092
Hitman who killed Barry Seal, Tony was his lawyer https://youtu.be/sIzfXRCJmkk?t=4018
He was jacking off in the shower looking at me https://youtu.be/umbmCCf4b6U?t=4879
Wincester arrested for incest at 14 https://youtu.be/x1cXFG5Lrbk?t=3405
Pawmomma: The Wiccan Witch of Molest https://youtu.be/llJxSSt9nC8?t=3135
Man has sex w/son and impregnates/marries 14yo https://youtu.be/CnqrgR9kT7w?t=553

Man rapes 18 month old boy https://youtu.be/FaA6ul0KZeI?t=3100
Tickledaddy https://youtu.be/FaA6ul0KZeI?t=7373
Arthur’s Quest https://youtu.be/FaA6ul0KZeI?t=9568
Baby Shaker (hard to watch) https://youtu.be/fB93_EwQGbE?t=4763

>>510978846
he's got his buck filling in today
>>510978709
bummer

>>510978846
In the batting cage, getting warmed up.

>Sharing the Gospel of Christ with other inmates
Pardon this man!

guy looks like Jim Clyburn

>>510978746
>the hat
>the doll
>the dress
the thumbnail really doesn't show the details that matter on this one frens. i encourage you to click.

>>510978925
>i encourage you to click.
Thank you for that tip, anon - you're right
There are a shitload of great details that don't come through in the thumbnail

Well done >>510978746

>he keeeeeellld muh baaayyyybuh

With her speech pattern, I expect her to end her statement with "Wow, what a terrific audience."

>to take my sisters life
ah, finally figured out whose side she's on

>>510978849
>>510978635
>>510978515
>>510978249
>>510978215
>>510978116
Thanks for the warm welcome and greatest hits list, frens :)

CHIRP ALARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AV8wUI8Owg

>>510979217
Sheeeeiiiiiiiit... I forgot we had pardons. Anything good going on tonight?

I'm sorry, how is she still this emotional over this thing that happened like 30 years ago?
I can understand getting a little choked up, but being unable to even get out a few words without sobbing?

>>510979104
these are the comfiest threads around. enjoy.

>>510979394

>>510978846
>Where is Kerry?
>>510978903
>In the batting cage, getting warmed up.
Kek xD You guys make me lmao
>>510978925
>>510979053
Thank you, glad you like it. <3

>>510979353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmMpC_juyNQ

He didn't know how to read or write, shocking.

Captcha: NYGGG

Ive seen this thread for years and never tuned in. This is pretty awesome and it seems like there is a great group here.
I would like to see you guys do a meetup and a in person viewing one day. I go to LA a handful of times each year because i work for the oil industry and some times my chopper departs from t

Have a great day frens

>>510979676
>Captcha: NYGGG
lol

I recognize this tone from Meemaw
She found something in the record that pissed her off

>Tell me about the gun violence against your 2nd wife
Ok there it is

He should have said "young, dumb, and full of cum"

>Evading the question from Meemaw
Ngmi, this guy is fucked

>>510979785
yup nailed it.

>>510979844
>He should have said "young, dumb, and full of cum"
My brain definitely finished the sentence for him

sexutive session

of course we do. chuck you fuck

>>510979104
Pawdaddy is what got this general going BTW. That hearing is a must watch.

>mr tillis is there any objection?
haven't heard that before
things got a little testy in executive session i'm thinking

>>510980709
they was fighting. Chuck is pissed the last vote went down on racial lines and this one just did too

i wish white people were as loyal to their race as chucky

>>510979698
>i work for the oil industry and some times my chopper departs from
Kek what? Yea come pick me up on the LPBG chopper anon
>>510979844
>Du ma, I was Trẻ Trâu and full of Cơm

>das a fact

>>510980709
>>510980766
i heard "a second by mr tillis, is there any objection"

Is this guy wearing a star of David?

>>510981028
he is God's chosen rapist. yes

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

37 is just a baby. he didn't know any better.

Did he just say some other dudes said if he didn't rape the girl, they'd rape him?

>....nevermind
fucking lol
that tired ass tone

>>510980916
Lol

>>510981165
they didn't put girls in with men back in those days. he raped a boy. apparently the whole cell did

>>510981165
>girl
there's no women prisoners in angola

>>510981165
No, the 17 year old in the cell with him

yea let this dude out, he's not a danger to anyone anymore.

>For eight days
Holy shit
>"what gave you the right?"
Apparently the guards who didn't stop it for over a week did

lol even chucky's not too sure about this one

old board would have 100% freed him so Midicaid can pay his health care
Sheriff and Meemaw probably will not

But he had breakfast today

>>510981215
>>510981231
>>510981251
Oh i missed that he was in jail at the time.

>"where are they at today?"
>'but i didn't have breakfast this morning"

>>510981450
>"But why are you remorseful?"
>Doesn't understand the question

god damn, chucky batting 1000 on pardoning remorseless niggers

30??? bruh what? okay nvm maybe keep him in there

>Ayo Mr.Higginbottomberg!
>We're gonna fuck this 17 year old
>...fuck him out of what?

One a booty warrior, always a booty warrior

>written up for multiple sex offenses
Is this guy just the local prison rapist?

>>510981557
when they say shit like "i'm not the same person" or "i've grown" they are trying to use white people words to explain pic related.

>>510981702
sounds like he raped his way across Angola from one end to the other

>>510981655
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMT1eeaSjLs

>>510981702
a dangerous foe. one you never want to turn your back on.

>>510981702
what really gets me is the fact that he took no other classes than the one he was mandated to

>>510981768
there was a paper written by a linguist that showed that african-american vernacular english (ebonics) tends to lack past and future tenses

looks like Uncle Junior from earlier today is trying again

this dude is cooked

>welding certificate
free this man

AUTOMATIC GRANT

oh man. she's using the delayed youtube feed to hear what the board are asking her isn't she?

>>510981381
How do I know that this is a star taken from an ancient temple of Baal in Baalbek or if it is taken from the Classical temple of Jupiter built on top of it in the city when the Greeks conquered it an renamed it Heliopolis?

I've been looking into this, and cannot find a definitive source on where this star was taken from or an archeologist giving a date for it.

>>510982943
holy kek

>"well he's been there about 40 years, he's been schooled, he knows how to weld"
CLAP CLAP CLAP

it's moments like this where everything begins to make sense. This is depressing.

She's using the fucking delayed Youtube stream to listen to them, lol
This is gonna take a while

>stabbing my mom once or twice, I might have understood that

holy fuck

stabbed her 37 times and also cut off a tit. that's a bit much.

>family says they'll give a speech in support of me at my parole hearing
>they say one single sentence then refuse to elaborate further
>mfw

He looks like a bond villain of the south

>stabbed her as she was coming back from the outhouse
that's cold blooded

>trying to put lipstick on this pig
it's ogre guy. you're done.

>>510983355
It's kinda impressive a dude with an outhouse and no utilities in 1985 had a fiancee

>I don't recall what I said.
Retard.

These two heehaws are getting on my nerves with the endless head shaking and shit.

He still doesn't understand why what he did was wrong. This is unbelievable. Literally committing optics suicide.

>she asked my dad for money so its okay i stabbed her 30+ times

>"I KNOW! I'll call the victim a mooching bum in front of her children! that will make the board like me more!"

sit the fuck still and listen to what the man is saying, christ do you two have cerebral palsy?

He took the sex offender class for shits and gigs

What is a 21? Did he rape someone in jail?

HOLY FUCK I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW RETARDED HE IS

>Damnit bobby
>Stop giving cigarettes to that woman
>And don't leave your chicken parmigiana on the table, the roaches are gonna get it
>Now keep quiet, I'm trying to study welding

>>510983792
sounds like it's either that or domestic violence. i wonder if beating your cellmate in prison is considered domestic violence?

>>510983792
Some sort of sex offense sounds like. And WTF Chuckie.

>>510983792
https://www.law.cornell.edu/regulations/louisiana/La-Admin-Code-tit-22-SS-I-341

was not expecting that voice. we got a mike tyson nigger here.

>>510984353
>however slight

lol you literally cannot see the niggers in the bottom right. is that a fifth nig standing in the corner or just some hat on a hanger?

>>510984528
I count 4, that thing in the back right corner appears to be one of those hair drying pods you'd see in hair salons back in the day.

>>510984353
So he could have raped someone or he could have just been being consensually faggy. I wish we got more information on disciplinary records in general. Usually it's just like "you have 58 write-ups" and we don't hear what they are.

>>510984610
oh shit are they hanging out in the barber shop?

>>510983840
KEK. Well done.

He's tooken classes.

i don't think this guy understands what unconscious means

howdy niggers,

just tuning in.
how much do we have left?

>CP"araaah"
I forgot niggers cant pronouce "R"

>That was not me at that time
>it was some other nigga
And that nigga's name?
Nigger Einstein

>>510985393
i think there's one left

>>510985042
55 year old fat man posted this

Whoa, still runnin? isnt it like 1pm there?

Aloha

>>510985448
memeflags not allowed in LPBG

>>510985449
Aloha fren

>why did you shoot the woman in the face?
whoa last minute twist

If rape in prison was punished by the rapist getting gang raped in turn, right in front of his whole cell block, would prison rape still happen?

>>510984865
>barber shop
Ayo grandpa that'll be $35 plus tip

>>510985807
occasionally. some assholes just think they can get away with anything and a few freaks would probably do it just to get punished.

Fredo and the boys didn't like that very much

big mama and the gang in da house

god damn blacks are fucking ugly.

>>510986701
africa didn't send its best

Oh man, this woman's voice is grating

>>510987416
agreed. but it was a pretty good statement all in all.

>>510987543
Yeah they're doing a good job presenting victim statements
And this third lady's got that "Chewing my cud" manner of talking

THERFO

>>510987715
>"Chewing my cud" manner of talking
lol i can see it

>"uh.............................................i have no more questions at this time"
fucking chuck

>"i shot him with a shotgun but i didn't mean to kill him"
lol okay.

the deflores peoples liked that

oh shit we got even more?

>>510987543
I concur.
>killed someone in front of their family over $35
Incredible.
>>510987715
>"Chewing my cud" manner of talking
Moooooo

one of those withered apple faced grannies

>>510988295
Oh sweet Jesus, the udders

>>510988295
>>510988736
Blessed udders

>>510988600
imagine lookin up and seeing this
"Das real good hunneh, keep lickin jusss lidat"

>jesus christ what is wrong with me

POGRUMS MENTIONED!

>>510988295
KEK!

>>510988991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvBWhPw3zJs

Wouldn't explain what he did, just talked about it in terms of the charges, not his actions. Warden also says not taken many programz. He's cooked, no matter how many niggershines the family puts on.

>>510989124
LMAO i forgot this part.
"you really jarred somethin loose, tiger"

>>510989225
yea i'm not exactly getting waves of enthusiasm for the process from the guy

jesus this guy's speech is all over the place

that was more of a yes or no question i think

CLASSY

who was the victim that was so rapeable that he needed to rape her in front of her fuckin parents?
black girl huh?

>concerned monky picture

Most real life black people don't act like the nog meme

Stereotypes are nonsensical

Black Americans usually earn 80k per month and pay the taxes for whitey's EBT cards

stfu Stella

>>510989863

imagine being THIS fuckin cooked, holy shit. worst interview ever.
"I would stay at home" - lies
BACK TO YO PUGRUHMZ
131 WRITEUPS!

This black guy saved whitey's life instead of trying to steal whitey's wallet

>>510988600
>>510988991
>>510989863
>withered apple faced grannies

>Outbids whitey

>>510990173

Over 72% of black american families are two-parent black american families

>>510990227
Nice one lmao
>>510990229
what are you attempting to do here?

The amount of black Americans in generational ghetto poverty is at record lows

I sure do miss Aunt Jemima

>>510989954
Taking stock photos posing with other actors in front of a green screen pays that much? Damn

fucking chuck man

>>510967456 (OP)
Nigger

why are they doxxing him on a live stream? how is that illegal?

>>510990829
these hearings and everything in them are all public record.

>>510990829
I don't know why they do it, but any time they have a Pardon hearing when the person is already out of prison, they have them give their full mailing address

Get you a trad busty girl that will show up at your parole hearing even when most people consider you a flaming faggot

>>510990961
>Get you a trad busty girl
who will give you SEVEN CHILDREN
Holy shit, dude, watch a movie once in a while

>>510990829
>doxxing
most people are socially paranoid anons or insufferable youtubers so no one is really worried about putting their whole lives online.

>>510991035
kek

>>510990953
"The Hams"

fuck the feds and their gay laws that they only enforce when they feel like it

based texas

>Mr. Ham
>How you porkin'?
>...pardon me?
>Uh I said how're you doing?

Have a good one, anons

that's a wrap
see you tomorrow

WHEW! long day hating niggers today.
see you anon's tomorrow.

dont forget to do your programs!

>>510991481
Aloha buddy

Captcha:PGYPK
Piggy Pork

See you fine gentlemen tomorrow

>>510991611
Aloha friend :3 Nice captcha. See you tomorrow.