Thread 510972338

Should we ban spelunking?
It is a public health hazard

>>510972338 (OP)
exactly how many people is this going to affect?
>don't go into this dark mystery hole
Good thing there's a law to stop me.
Otherwise, I'd be risking my life to go see rocks in the dark

>>510972338 (OP)
no, but we shouldn't waste money to save them when they get stuck

>>510972338 (OP)
Ugh. This is the last thing id want to do. Id rather be in a room with poisonous snakes.

>>510972712
yeah youre right we should spend tax payer money on bringing over sandniggers, teaching kids to fuck black people and be trans and gay instead.

Shut the fuck up pekka

>>510973074
stop projecting, muhammad

>>510973074
>trapped
No thanks. Light me fuck on fire

Ah, this should be a really good political thread. I cannot wait to see how much time is wasted by anons arguing about the politics of spelunking by 1pbtid. I'm sure theres some very good arguments to made by OP here. Fascinating.

>>510972338 (OP)
This is stupidity of the highest degree. Like look mom I'm on tiktok level. For a few hundred these guys could get cameras and sonic sensors which could be lowered into these holes to check if it's save. But I guess that would take away the 'excitement'. Well, I'm all out of empathy for these morons.

>>510972712
Our rescue services receive a paycheck if they are needed or not. Having retards volunteer to get themselves stuck is great practice for our rescue forces so we have better methods and tools when actual people get stuck due to building collapses or car crashes. If anything we should have dangerous caves baited with signs that mock the cave explorer for being a pussy.

>>510972338 (OP)
What I dont get is that, if he got IN there without his knees breaking, then why TF would getting OUT of there require his knees to break. Makes no sense. Fake as fuck

>>510972338 (OP)
This guy surely had one of the most longing painful death experience ever.
Cant get out, cant breath, blood coming from top to bottom, head feel about to explode, no hope

>>510972338 (OP)
>he doesn't want to find Saddam Hussein

>>510976325
Seriously. At that point just fucking inject poison into my leg and kill me quick, and then leave my body there to ensure that no one else can make the same mistake that I did.

>>510972338 (OP)
No we need to ban jeets, they are a health hazard

>>510972338 (OP) (OP)
Idiot, there aren't any caves in your Litchuania, go kill yourself, looser.

>>510977742
you have to go back to whatever cave you crawled out shitskin
https://lietuvosgamta.lt/en/idomioji-lietuva-uolos-urvai-ir-duobes/

>>510976923
Exactly. I’d rather jump to my death than slowly die trapped. I’d hope for a venomous snake at that point

>>510972338 (OP)
Did he died?

>>510972338 (OP)
No but we can hand the expenses to the idiot who got stuck

>>510975990
You're a retard. When going down, he had gravity to push him down. In order to produce an equal but opposite force to push him out in the same way, there would need to be something at the bottom of the shaft pushing him up. But that wasn't possible due to lack of room. So all they could do was pull at his legs. Because of the angles involved, pulling back on his leges would pull them against the rocks and break them.

>>510979705
Rescue expenses

>>510972338 (OP)
It whould make more sense if we just made it illegal to get stuck in a cave.

Then legally the cave whould have to let them go.

>>510978962
ye

>>510972338 (OP)
We should ban judaism

>>510972338 (OP)
Everytime a cave diver gets stuck, their cave should be filled with expanding foam and a concrete wall.
That'll teach you cavers not to get stuck, eventually there'll be no caves left on this planet for you to get stuck in.

>>510972338 (OP)
>"public"
Die in a fire kike

>>510972338 (OP)
This is how we weed out some of the retarded ones. It's the equivalent of those crabs who go the wrong way when they hatch

>>510972338 (OP)
>>510972597
>>510972712
imagine being so aryan that your faustian drive to explore puts you into OP's situation

holy fuck thats rough

>>510972338 (OP)
The white man crawls on.
Reminds me of that Veryovkina Cave Incident. Where some solo outdoors guy decided to go spelunking alone and without proper equipment and he died of hypothermia after spending a week inside the cave system.
They found his body two months later.

>>510980707
You gave me an idea that's fun.

Let's invent a way foam bomb them out of the cave.

>>510975836
lol that!

>>510980594
That kills more people than any disease, war etc... im pretty sure.

>>510972338 (OP)
I'd rather ban phoneposting.

>>510982360
What about the use of homo-phones?