Thread 510993675

The Western World should import superior toilets from China and adapt to Chinese style of taking a restroom break. Squatting has more health benefits than sitting on a bowl. The economy would boom.

>>510993675 (OP)
Stick this in your squat toilet and poop on it, slidefag.

Can't slide us Hans Brigade

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>Squatting has more health benefits than sitting on a bowl.
Definitely.

I like to take long shits and absorb the delicious aromas

>>510993675 (OP)
I love my Japanese toilet.

>>510993675 (OP)
If I were already something like 70 or 80 years old with rusty knee joints, it's probably be a yoga exercise to remain in squatting position for more than a few minutes. And also, shitting on my ankles is wouldn't be a great highlight of the day.

>>510993675 (OP)
>I hate whites
>I demand to live with whites

>>510994013
Yuro problems. China elders do calisthenics outside in parks.

>>510993675 (OP)
Bring dich um du reudiger hurensohn.
Dreckiger kanacken bastard ich wichs deiner nutten mutter ins kopftuch

>>510993675 (OP)
I actually always do body weight squats while taking a shit so this would let me pay more attention to my form.

>>510994290
Der neue deutsche in deinem verschissenem Land wird eher deiner Mutti eine wichsen und dich dazu mit ein paar Stichen dekorieren

>>510993675 (OP)
I still can't figure out how this is supposed to work.
>If you pull your pants down to your ankles, you can't spread your feet wide enough to straddle the bowl.
>If you just pull down a little the contents of your pockets fall into the toilet.
>If you pull down exactly to your knees, they cut circulation to your lower legs and causes you to fall into the toilet.
Someone explain it to me. Am I supposed to take my pants all the way off for one of these things or something? But then there isn't a pants hanger anywhere and I have to put them on the disgusting bathroom floor??

>>510995841
You shit with your pants pulled down normally.

>>510995982
oops, there goes your mobile phone into the piss and shit puddle

>>510993818
I bet he got beat up by PLA police afterwards and never seen again

>>510995841
yeah I only see it doable if you wear a skirt with no panties
hence why it's loved by the japanese