Thread 510994996

What is the 'Whitest' thing you've ever done in your life?

>>510994996 (OP)
Play golf and study at university.

Married a white woman

>>510994996 (OP)
Return my shopping cart

read and write for fun
don't bully weak

>>510994996 (OP)
Thought jews were white, after i learned the difference now i can't stop noticing.

>>510994996 (OP)
My fragile male ego was destroyed by that look

>>510994996 (OP)
I learned how to swim and ice skate.

>>510994996 (OP)
I didn't call a nigger a nigger to the face in real life.

>>510994996 (OP)
I keep a several spare 9 volt batteries at home so that when my smoke detector starts to chirp, I can immediately change the battery

>>510994996 (OP)
Played on the golf team in hs but there was one black guy on the golf team and he made us smoke weed with him so it wasnt that white after all

>>510994996 (OP)
used my turn signal every single time i've switched lanes and i've been driving for 20 years

>>510994996 (OP)
Father three blue eyed sons.

>>510994996 (OP)
listened to a black woman speak.

>>510994996 (OP)
Went to the rez and banged a squaw.

Changed the batteries in my smoke detector and took my son hiking

>>510994996 (OP)
Went to church to worship a Jew.
Watched TV and movies made by Jews.
Voted for people who were controlled by Jews.

>>510994996 (OP)
Eat a mayo on white bread.

>>510994996 (OP)
I sort my waste.

>>510995109
That's some nigger-tier behaviour, I'm afraid.

Im not white

>>510994996 (OP)
MADE

>>510994996 (OP)
Dated an Asian woman after divorcing my fat ex, I should’ve done this from the start, they’re so much better

Why are white ppl so NPC like? They are like asians-lite

>>510994996 (OP)
>What is the 'Whitest' thing you've ever done in your life?
Bbrowsed 4chan all day

>>510994996 (OP)
Anything dangerous. Like swimming.

Browns are scared of a lot of shit.

>>510995475
That’s just how we act towards you

I prefer unseasoned chicken to seasoned chicken.

>>510995148
i walked 700 meters to bring one back because some presumably brown person left it somewhere it didn't belong.

>>510994996 (OP)
taxes

>>510994996 (OP)
Listen to heavy metal and learn to play classical piano. Other races can't do duality.

I spent half the morning sourcing ingredients for a sandwich.

Be a human being.

>>510994996 (OP)
I once punched someone in the face and stole their stuff, but when they did it to me I cried online about it and said it wasn't fair.

>>510995372
Niggers don’t marry white women kiddo they bang and run.

>>510994996 (OP)
Called a black person a nigger to their face in grade 4. But I cried to a nigger like a little bitch for saying only niggers and Greeks could sit on the portable steps. So it's probably a dtaw

>>510994996 (OP)
I'm drinking mjölk (right now)

Ive been looking around at different medical insurance providers for my family and have consulted with my financial advisor about securing a lower rate on my mortgage

>>510994996 (OP)
Play Warhammer 40,000 10nt edition.
Soulless slop

>>510994996 (OP)
Stuck around to raise my kids.

>>510994996 (OP)
I found a wallet outside of a bar and returned it to the police station the next day, it had 50 euros inside but I didn't take it, it was annoying but had to be done, possibly one of the whitest moments I've had, the woman at the lost and found items place at the station gave a little white people nod to me to acknowledge the whiteness of the act

>>510994996 (OP)
I used to go to church... oh wait, only spics and niggers go to church.

>>510994996 (OP)
Saw about 6 Rush concerts in my life.

>>510994996 (OP)
I thought it was cool that Hawk girl dropped Netanyahu to his death.

>>510994996 (OP)
have a clean civil record

returned a lost item to a person

>>510994996 (OP)
Called unc at 22

Im taking my girlfriend to a Coldplay concert

Keep that on the dl tho

>>510994996 (OP)
>What is the 'Whitest' thing you've ever done in your life?
Give a panhandling nigger money.

>>510996142
that's pretty white ngl

>>510995810
You've must of had a nigger moment?

>>510996142
Sell the tickets, don't even explain to her why

>>510994996 (OP)
Returning the supermarket cart to its place.

>>510994996 (OP)
tip

>>510995369
Yeah this is white, my grandfather drilled this one into me

>>510994996 (OP)
pushed an arab out of the way because he tried to enter the tram before people exited

>>510996142
speaking of this, do you think people would even know about the story if they didn't duck out of the camera?

whatever i feel like

>>510994996 (OP)
showed up early to work

>>510994996 (OP)
Got married and had white children.

>>510994996 (OP)
I paid for an old woman's groceries when she didn't have the money for it.

>>510996595
extremely cap and definitely not white.

>>510996543
Honestly yeah but it was sealed the moment the singer said the comment he said

stan vnv nation

>>510994996 (OP)
claimed money the IRS didn't know about

>>510994996 (OP)
Gave my Magic The Gathering collection to a kid in the neighborhood.

Found a wallet in the Walmart parking lot. Guy was a chud looking accountant guy. Dropped his wallet in the mailbox of his business.

>>510994996 (OP)
I subscribed to blacked.com but realized blackedRAW was a thing and refunded my membership

Wore a mask during covid.

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>>510995924
this is Japanese behavior not white

>>510995243
the make them with little micro usb slot in the side now
I bought an 8 pack so I have spares to plug in and just refill the empties so the drawer never runs out

>>510995810
OP said whitest, not blackest

>>510996500
ooof my boomer parents always complain endlessly when they visit because of that. Even then I can never get them to crush cans or flatten bottles/paper. I really don't understand why they find it so difficult.

>>510997065
I also found a wallet with $400 in it and returned it to its owner.

>>510994996 (OP)
bought a house and fully paid it

>>510994996 (OP)
walking my cart back into the store when it is close to closing time instead of letting it be the only cart left to be taken back in

>>510997160
Really? I always crush cans and water bottles because my Grandfather always did and he only did because it allowed him to put more into the waste buckets.

>>510994996 (OP)
Hike the GR10, not to single non in sight.

>>510994996 (OP)
Drank like 10L of milk in a few days.

>>510995750
The whitest thing you did was calculate how many meters the distance was.

ydhc

>>510994996 (OP)
I hecking love skiing.
I'm a competent golfer.
I once ate half a baked tater with no seasoning.
I hold progressive, liberal views.

>>510994996 (OP)
Worked a full shift pay taxes and provide for my family.

Jk im a nigger

>>510997160
I got a recycling center about 10 miles away that takes almost everything.
I don't crush anymore because they don't want plastic bags so I empty the bags then reuse the bags.

I clean and rise the containers before I put them in the bag.
I recycle probably over 95% of my trash now.

I've even seen black woman doing it too so
not all of them are litter bugs though dark skin
& trash seem to be a global problem.

>>510997325
it drives me crazy, my dad goes on huge rants about how much he hates "goddamned hippies". At their house they would literally just pay more to put more black bags at the curb for pickup. It drives me crazy how much food they waste too. I cringe whenever I see them throw half a chicken out. But hey apparently we millenials had such good lives.

I called spam "ethnic food"

>>510994996 (OP)
I returned the shopping cart. Also I used the checkout divider.

Raised a child not my own.

>>510994996 (OP)
Invented something unique.

>>510994996 (OP)
Hiking in Appalachia. Literally zero non-whites on any trail, even super popular ones.

>>510995148
I'm so white, I've returned unreturned shopping carts just because it activated my OCD.

>>510994996 (OP)
Started leaving my door unlocked once I realized the guy a quarter mile down the road wasn't going to drive to my house and rob me.

>>510994996 (OP)
Have had multiple instances of petting and feeding wild animals such as a black bear, multiple deer, raccoons, squirrels, etc, and animals don't automatically hate me by default.

>>510994996 (OP)
Grew up with a father

>>510994996 (OP)
Mountain climb
Tip
Subaru outback
Pay taxes
Haven't called out sick in ten years.
Never given less than a months notice at a job.
Never been unemployed since high school
Now that I list it out apparently I'm a good little goy slave. Maybe the nigs are on to something.

>>510994996 (OP)
I take a bag and grabber when walking my dog so I can bin rubbish. I like to keep the neighbourhood clean.

>>510994996 (OP)
Made White children

Raising them properly, i.e. so even Himmler would entrust our family with his children

>>510994996 (OP)

Being a dad.

>>510997791
The Hills Have Eyes

>>510994996 (OP)
Pick up garbage mow the grass along, and landscape the roadside along the stretch of road where I live, and not because it is court-ordered or I am under legal supervision.

>>510997791
>Literally zero non-whites on any trail
Nice.

>>510994996 (OP)
Saved a mouse that was huddling into a street corner during a torrential downpour. He was very small but I noticed him. Scooped him up with little no resistance from him, brought him into an underground heated parking lot of a nearby shopping mall and let him go free. I never did find out what happened to the little guy.

>>510997716
I know people will attack you for being a cuck but at least the kid is White and hopefully you've had kids with your now wife. Being a stepfather is not ideal, in many ways not desirable but you should be commended for your effort and hopefully that kid appreciates what you've done for him and his mom/your now wife.

>>510994996 (OP)
Name the jew