Thread 510996796

"DJE Media" Edition No Recording Allowed


- England manager Sarina Wiegman says her players decided to stop taking the knee before matches because the impact of the anti-racism gesture is "not good enough".

- UK and 24 nations accuse Israel of 'drip feeding' aid to Gaza civilians as they condemn 'horrifying' killings

Nadiya Husseins willy

>>510996796 (OP)
Are parents being mad at their children for not having their own children comparable to the American tradition of circumcision? Like, I had to go through it, so now you do sort of mentality?

>>510996796 (OP)
How do I get a bf like this

>>510996869
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOOO

sad cunt

ya boy still shredded dont you worry

Nazi horsefucker menace has a nice ring too it.

Hospital vending machine, D2 is the Cheetos
New Year's Eve, I snuck in the Clicquot
Pollo Rico, yuca fries
Louis XIV in a vape, you hit it twice (The Finest)
I hope it's nothing but hoes in paradise
When the revolution was over, they gave 'em half what they promised
Let's be honest
And the ones who bust they guns went home to tin cups of tea
That same plate of porridge (let's be honest)
Wake up thinking 'bout the ones they left in the forest
It's no church in the wild
My uncle told me they can't bury that many bodies
They burned 'em in piles
It was dark, I could see his teeth, it wasn't a smile
Fire in the hearth, fire in tipped bottle
Long slip, sharp hiss, eyes sunk in they hollows

>>510996552
I'm still up overall but I fucked by investing in some stock that everyone was saying was the next $GME.
I'm still gonna keep my investments in google and AMD and just big companies in general but the majority of my money should be in an index fund. Will look at Brookfield Corp ($BN) tho since they're an investment management company anyways

>>510995447
this is jizzson2x on OF lmaoooo

If your femboy neighbor looked like this, are you not going to indulge in that?

>>510996796 (OP)
their butts stink

>>510996956
you've done them

>>510997037
weird way to express your envy

I don't like this bake
Someone bake a nu none gay bake

>>510997119
when have i not? you'd think they woulda learned by now

>>510996950
get on discord

brutally kebabmogged

>pension age review launched early
inb4 the next pension age reviews are also launched early or are set to be reviewed earlier and earlier
I'm hearing arguments like >we are living longer which suggests we should be working longer
but that equivocates lifespan with healthspan. Our healthspans haven't increased much, so our 'workspans' haven't increased much.

Josh is a Ρaedophile

>>510997037
will the real block head man ease stand up

victory lap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B9eUesqOqU

>>510997188
it didn't take me long to figure it out.
it's weird though despite you being upfront about everything I still don't feel like I know the real Pube

son won’t go to sleep im positively fucking seething

>>510997241
absolute shiter from laybah
raising the pension age while lowering the voting age
fucking idiots man

I'm too scared of sticking my dick into a femboy or tranner's arse and getting poop on it or AIDS

>>510997369
>it's weird though despite you being upfront about everything I still don't feel like I know the real Pube
kinda my whole game
im autistic or something i think

https://xcancel.com/HJB_News__/status/1947295840134971877#m
>Angela Rayner: Every part of Britain will take fair share of migrants. Party deputy leader insists all authorities must house successful asylum seekers who will be eligible for places in new 1.5m social housing.
Just look at his eyes ffs

>>510996796 (OP)
>England manager Sarina Wiegman says her players decided to stop taking the knee before matches because the impact of the anti-racism gesture is "not good enough".
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/ckg5j6v02xxo
>England midfielder Georgia Stanway told BBC Sport that the squad will stand at kick-off instead of kneeling..."We think that is a way of making change in itself because we want to get people talking - we want to tell people that what is being done isn't enough."
>former England defender Izzy Christiansen supported the players' decision to stop taking the knee: "I think it's powerful. I like the unity, I like the stance they are choosing to make. The fact they have changed their stance on not taking the knee to standing, I think sends a message in itself," she said.
What an amazing excuse to stop doing something. I'm going to use this logic in my own life.
>Former Manchester City defender Nedum Onuoha agreed, but raised concerns.
>"I am all for a powerful statement. It is good to have diversity of thought about a situation," he said.
>"My only concern is if Italy decide to stand as well, when the game is about to start it looks like nothing is happening. It then no longer is a conversation starter, it is dead and buried. Essentially what people will see when watching is what happens at the start.
top kek

>brit/pol/ science fact 002
a man cannot physically scratch another man's skin to the point of bleeding, only women can, like sharks

Kek
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJJRKZ1MT5X/

>>510997586
He took the knee
Always found it bizarre how they adopted it into some kind of black power symbol

>>510997102
Of course I would
>>510997189
I did once join a 4chan chaser discord and it was a mistake

>>510997615
Saw a bloke cut another blokes scalp open with his elbow.

live by the bling...

Honestly don't know how to get rich other than just doing a 9-5 for the next 50 something years and saving my money into an ISA. I dont wanna be wealthy when im old i wanna money now

>>510997378
they put too many restrictions on themselves before the election and afterwards too
they shouldn't be so afraid of talking about a wealth tax
I think reform voters are also partial to having the wealthy pay more

Did the anon that accidentally posted his bank card get hacked in the end or did he sort shit out before his ket kicked in?

>>510997800
yt pipo dun seeson dey magnets

>>510997832
do silly things out in public for tiktok clout

it's the only way for gen z

>>510997873
man why do i miss these kinds of threads

>>510997391
anal sex is disgusting in concept and its fucked there’s a whole demographic devoted to its practice
gays would be fine if they just rubbed their willies together
apparently the ancient Greeks shunned anal sodomy and would just fuck their slave boys’ thigh gaps

https://xcancel.com/GBPolitcs/status/1947308664567496766#m
>NEW: PM Keir Starmer says there's "lots of housing that can be used" for illegal migrants
He's going to store them in his neghole. The arrogance and dismissive nature of Starmer is very funny to watch, knew former colleagues like him

>>510997928
might give making driving vids another go

>>510997929
It was a couple of weeks ago. Poor sod got excited by showing off his drugs

>>510997978
>gays would be fine if they just rubbed their willies together
still a bit gay that init

>>510997873
>>510997929

>>510998006
it's honestly either that or become a rapper tbqh

>>510998056
fuck i wish i'd never tried cocaine man
even the sight of the stuff puts me on edge

>>510998056
>snorting yeast
cant be good for you

>>510996796 (OP)
Why do white boys make the best trannies? Like pearls in a pond. Almost built for it

>>510998056
nigga those aren't lines they're full stops.

>hot evening
>everyone is in shorts
>yet my deliveroo was masked up head to toe with full face bally and puffer jacket

>>510997832
buy high purity coke on darknet, cut with inositol, sell to zoomers for a big markup

>>510998056
begged a paki to sell him a fivers worth too

>>510998069
>become a rapper
is this a sly dig or what? you werent here for that were you?

>>510998056
that's like half a card

>>510998155
>Get killed by established criminal gangs in your area

>>510997800
in pidgin or not at all with BAME news please

https://www.mylondon.news/news/west-london-news/police-release-cctv-find-west-32094584
>He is described as white, in his 20s and approximately five-foot-eight-inches tall to six-feet tall with dark hair and was wearing a black North Face jacket, black trousers and white trainers.
Hmmm

>>510998148
mans not hot

why do brits jump off of balconies in spain?
do you reckon they're so depressed at the prospect of having to fly back to the yookay that they throw themselves off of balconies?
i can't get my head round it

>>510998148
can't have the mandem seeing you working deliveroo gigs innt

>>510998269
Why can they manage 4k super res cctv when it's a wh*te fella

>>510998228
sorry i don't get you m8

>>510998265
hehe will do better next time

>>510998239
just have to do it somewhere the gangs don’t quite have tendrils on then
or wait for the news of them getting busted and slurp up their clientele

>>510998313
Tbf depends where he's from

If it's Hull, Peckham, or Smethwick, I totally understand dropping yourself

>>510998278
>>510998338

>>510997586
What is the conversation? Blacks are not more likely to be killed by police. They're more likely to be guilty of crimes. Thats it. End of discussion

>>510998426
yeh init
can add ipswich to that list

What is the most useless thing you still have memorized?

>>510997997
The housing of old people suitable for assisted dying or just anyone with no close relatives to object to them being tossed into a bame staffed nursing home

>>510998313
>i can't get my head round it
Not surprised, the fucking bonce on you.

tbf do zoomers like magic mushrooms?
fuck easy to grow and ridiculous profit margin

Damn, this thread reeks of abject desperation. I'm actually rooting for ofcom now.

>>510998551
Power, its a tool. As long as they can command empathy from idiots the sky is the limit.
They will never willingly give up the power

>>510998338
hahahahha spot on
so much for "white fragility"
non-whites have such fragile egos they get bent out by people's sneaker choices

>>510998663
you envy my cranial capacity

>>510998148
>using deliveroo
you should go to prison for 10 years for giving money to boatwogs

>>510998676
Rooting for gobbo killing himself desu

>>510998454
Thats from twitter.

>>510998883
Is this true @grok

>>510998641
The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is roughly 11m/s.

>>510998928
I'm going filter you now.

>>510999024
Manlet rage

>>510998720
post a timestamp before you talk about fragility

This ofcom forced meme isn't taking off

pizza, garlic bread and cheesecake for din dins

>A poster of Donald Trump posing for a picture with Jeffrey Epstein has appeared at a bus stop near the US embassy in London.
>The stunt, by British political campaign group Everybody Hates Elon, comes just weeks ahead of Trump's second state visit to the UK.

>>510999106
Carbmaxxing.

>>510999182
that’s keto

>5'8"
LMFAO
>>510999024
Bit funny how you're here posting gibberish 20 hours a day. Worse than gobbo even. You truly have no mates LMFAO

>>510998775
I reckon that noggin of yours is mostly water in there

>>510999106
good lad

>>510999165
She seems a bit tidy for a leftie
Glowop

https://www.mylondon.news/news/transport/jewellery-thieves-yanked-chains-pepper-32100343
>One CCTV image shows a man wearing a matching Burberry shirt and shorts with gold sliders. He also has a short blonde quiff.
blocko?!

>>510998641
What's with rancid shitskins and their discount ice cream?

>filtered post count steadily increasing
Is this the power of optimised post filtration?

>>510999442
they've done a number on you

>>510999532
and it’s steadily increasing lmao

>>510999532
Just bored of seeing the same posts rehashed desu.

>>510999442
The argentine monkey craves attention. Just never respond to his posts and he starts crying and trying to get your attention.
Filtering works, but then you might not see his sperg out, which are always hilarious because he's such a catastrophe.

>>510998641
Phone numbers from my childhood. My old phone number is for a DIY shop now

>>510999442
yes

>>510999306
>glub glub

little rascal is finally asleep
wish i had some decent booze in the house ffs

>>510996796 (OP)
Gents, has the word "nonce" always meant being a pedo?
Just curious, because I remember a lot of kids at school in the 90s and early 2000s calling each other that for a while.

>>510999619
Guess you've been seething the entire day again? Hardly surprising then, you truly are a rancid shituskin.

>>510999442
I'm going to filter this guy - >>{510999532}

>>510999693
you might be thinking of ponce

>>510999619
If you've seen one turbospergout you've seen them all.
>>510999646
What's the three dot extension?

>>510999619
>you might not see his sperg out, which are always hilarious because he's such a catastrophe.
somebody usually posts a screencap if you really want to see his sperg out, still the benefit of filtering him outweighs whatever laughs you might miss out on

>>510999876
video downloadhelper

Business idea: tariff free magic dirt export to the third world

>>510999999
>>511000000

>>511000082
Ah, handy.

>>510999805
Possibly so, it's been a long time

today i witnessed a south indian deliveroo gentleman taking pictures and smirking while taking pictures of some 14 year old sluttish skimpy dressed girls
he didn't even look embarassed when i scowled at him and he realised i could see what he was doing
this country is just demoralising

>filtered posts stop rising
So, geopolitics? Twatter has told frogs to frog off
>The site formerly known as Twitter has said it will not hand over any information to French police over an investigation into its recommendation algorithms.
>Earlier this month, French police announced [PDF] they were investigating X after a member of the nation's parliament and a top official claimed that the social media network was manipulating its algorithm for nefarious purposes and abusing the data of its users. The prosecutors have demanded information on how the X algorithm is structured, and also want data on users and their behavior.
>X named the politician as Eric Bothorel, a member of the National Assembly for President Macron's Renaissance party.
>"French authorities have launched a politically-motivated criminal investigation into X over the alleged manipulation of its algorithm and alleged 'fraudulent data extraction.' X categorically denies these allegations," X's Global Government Affairs said in a post on its own site.
>"X has not acceded to the French authorities’ demands, as we have a legal right to do. This is not a decision that X takes lightly. However, in this case, the facts speak for themselves."
>Bothorel has reportedly been highly critical of X since Musk took it over in 2022, saying that it was limiting certain views and opinions, and complaining about "personal interventions from Elon Musk in the management on his platform."

>>510999693
I see seppos say it to eachother on outer now

>>511000136
not bad

>>511000498
>south indian
How'd you know? Takes one to know one kind of thing or what?

>>511000515
>complaining about "personal interventions from Elon Musk in the management on his platform."
Oh wow what the fuck the owner does stuff to his product fucking hell better start burning cars and beheading people.

Hope h*rsenonce dies this year

>>510999805
that was kinda interchangeable when I was at school.
not that any of the kids really knew the definition of nonce at school.
despite one of my teachers being sacked for it.

https://xcancel.com/Jingjing_Li/status/1946741511019987249#m
>Well, Britain shouldn't have invaded, colonized, and exploited every other culture over the past few hundred years.
>You destroyed other people's houses, so don't complain immigrants are coming to your house.
Not a fan of the ching chongs, Mao should have killed more of them

Josh diddles kids

>>511000793
>his product
you know Tesla existed before musk right?

>>510998056
We boofposting again?

>>511000830
so immigrants are bad?

>+1 filtered post
>checks filters
Shitskin doesn't know my regex game.
>>511000894
If you like. I dont partake personally.

ofsm running laps around josh kek

>>511000894
https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=114684

>>511000675
mate the difference is easy to spot for anyone
the genetics are quite different between southern and northern hindoos

>>511001014
shut up josh you sad fat nonce

>>511000830
will a revenge based food delivery economy make the line go up?

>>510998056
nice 1488 card

Fuck it just get a braphog

>>510997800
Who the fuck wears a weight chain to the hospital

>>511001092
NOTHING MAKES THE LINE GO UP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>511000993
desu lad the only high I need is Jesus
>and ciggies

>>511001135
that’s beyond braphog
that’s just pure warthog

>>511001014
Do you identify as northern or southern indian?

>>511001135
buxom wench maxxing

>>511000993
>filtered
>still reads them
You're one dumb 5' 8" shitskin kek

>>511001135
Think of the foodbill.
>>511000793
Weird how they never go after companies like Microsoft and amazon for their invasive targeted advertising.
>>511001217
Aye.

>>511001135
pretty duckies

>>511001079
>fat
mate i'm pretty fit right now and getter some good lifts in a few times a week. i've lost nearly ten kilos in like 6 weeks

you'll have to try something else

>>511001226
neither because i am of entirely european extraction

>>511001135
M’lardy

Can you really call yourself a man if you don't spend your days toiling and providing for a woman?

>>511001471
Why do you look indian then

https://xcancel.com/60sJapanfan/status/1947327831471480835#m#
>Former Tory cabinet minister Lord Vaizey calls mobile phone theft a 'semi victimless crime'
Bashing his head in would be a genuine victimless crime. And before you ask yes he is

>>510997800
This was a death in the recent Final Destination film

>>511001471
you're fat greasy jewish paedophile larping as a drug-taking nonce
stfu

>>510999693
it's an acronym from prisons means
>not on normal communion
or something meaning they couldn't be allowed to mix freely coz they'd get done in

>>510996796 (OP)
I nut to polish femboy feet on the regular
Why are they so hot?

>>511001586
Not On Normal Courtyard Exercise.

Actually haven't had a ciggy in 8 days.
Not that I'm a heavy smoker. 1 a day usually. It's just me pack ran out and I haven't bothered going to the paki shop to get more.
Maybe I'll wait until I hit the 10 day mark because I think that's how long it takes for nicotine and such to fully leave your system.

I like like how pointing out his extremely short manlet height makes the horseshitskin extremely angry, like he knows he's so weak even a woman could beat him up

>>511001609
Because nigga u gay

>>511001558
Last one I've seen is 3, is it worth going on

>>510997800
I thought Gaels were Jewish, but I guess they’re all black now. Fascinating self-destructive behaviour, I blame women.

>>511001547
the old if it happens to someone else it's victimless, bit like how babies think if they can't see you, you can't see them

>BBC to roll out anti-Semitism awareness training after string of scandals

We need anti semitism awareness course for britpol lads

>>510999693
Yes. You're thinking of "ponce".

>filters posts rising again
And yet, none have broken through.

>>510998265
Nightmare fuel

>>511001657
good lad, i gave up in february. not the first time i've given up but it's been the longest now. I don't miss it at all honestly if you can get over the first couple of weeks you're sorted

I thought her husband was a skinny little weeb ?

>>511000890
He's on about twitter you fucking mong.

>>511001657
Good on you lad. See if you can go 14 days though.

>NEW: Essex Police report that the cost of policing the Epping protests over the past week has reached £100,000
Rookie numbers desu

>>511001657
Gave up 7 weeks ago after over 20 years. Only smoked 2-3 rollies a day the past year and just got sick of it. I mostly forgot I even smoked after about 3 weeks.

>>510997800
but gold isn't magnetic, that would mean he had a fake chain.

>>511001701
I do love cock and balls I can’t lie

>>511001649
>>511001586
it actually doesn't mean that, it's a backronym, you're both gullible retards

>>511000515
Why not just ban it? It's just bots agreeing with other bots on there now anyway

>>511000993
Based. He can't comprehend basic regex.
Fortunately for the rest of us, he just repeats himself over and over and over and over so it works every time.

>>511001877
And yet somehow I believe that'd less than what they've spent on their DEI/Pride/Globohomo bullshit.

>>511001877
Fucking peanuts. What's that, a taxi ride to & from school for a year for one of them drooling autistic mongs?

>>511001657
>Not that I'm a heavy smoker. 1 a day usually.
I doubt you're even addicted yet.

>>511001135
lord of the (onion) rings
middle girth
the pie of sauron
etc.

>>511002011
lammy's weekly food budget

>>511001762
>anti-Semitism awareness training

i'm fully aware of my anti-semitism

i'm also aware my reasons for it are 100% valid

>>511001815
>>511001846
>>511001923
It's not like I'm trying to give up as such, just want to pace myself to stop myself getting proper addicted. Everything in moderation innit.

>>511002026
Precisely. The closest I've come to a craving was a brief moment today when I thought "I could do with a ciggy right now" and it passed after a few seconds.

>>511002101
*taxi soiling charges

>>511001957
Keep replying to yourself you brown techlet retard spastic kek

>>511002101
I reckon he could down a bargain bucket in record time.

>>511002193
>like a shot glass of chicken

>>510998148
dileveroo mans got ops

>>511001657
>>511001657
haven't had a ciggy since saturday becuase I only smoke when I drink, no desire at all sober I actually kinda dislike the feeling until I'm around three to four drinks in then it's nice af. really need to pack the booze in though the hangovers keep getting worse and worse

Oh he's seething at being ignored now. Careful lads, he'll start pissing on the Persian rug for attention.
>>511001952
Bit like here, except the bots are third worlders paid by some state government program, or even worse, they do it for free and as their only hobby.
>>511001957
Not the most boiled steak in the pot desu.
>>511002119
Antisemitism is the reasonable response to jewish behaviour.
>>511002122
Good lad. If more people had that self control we wouldnt have a sugar tax. Maybe.

>>511001657
isn’t this just pube’s first ever trip post from the archive

>>511002337
i used to automatically projectile vomit as soon as a single cubic centimetre of smoke hit the back of my throat after more than 3 drinks

>>511002372
>Not that I'm a heavy smoker
>pube’s first ever trip post

>>511002342
Filtered for multireplying

>>511002101
lammy thinks liking walkers crisps makes him british, what kind of boring cunt has them as their favourite anyway?

https://xcancel.com/MavenPolitic/status/1947306317078561004#m
>The Afghan resettlement scheme is estimated to cost £7b over 5y, or £1.4bn a year.
>To put that into scale, here's a non-exhaustive list of gov budget items that cost less.
>Homelessness & Rough Sleeping - £800m
>Housing Infrastructure Fund - £1b
>Cladding Remediation - £1.2b
>War Pensions & Benefits - £600m
>Maritime and Coastguard Agency - £400m
>Transport Development Fund - £1b
>UK Space Agency - £600m
>Net Zero Buildings - £1.3b
>The Cabinet Office - £1.2b
Black hole innit

>Not only that, half of it has been spent already. You can be sure that it doesn't include the welfare costs. The real numbers will be multiples. The government has probably spent as much on lawyers as the Coastguard Agency.

>>511002558
british crisps are shite

>>511002372
back in the days before troon arse and drugs snapped his brain

>>511002681
>back in the days before drugs snapped his brain
what is this newfag shite

GMO foods and chemicals in the water put by leftist EU bureaucrats have made me fat. How do I recover from this?

>>511002621
scampi fries are still decent, I'd love a bigger pack though you only get a few

>>511002779
i'd impregnate you

>>511002621
tesco finest crisps are pretty good and mog walkers.

>>511002779
moby dick over here

>>511002725
ß

>>511002997
drugs came first
learn the lore

>>511002084
kek

>>511003027
why? not exactly original is it?

>>511002372
>>511002681
“Pube” doesn’t exist. It’s just a another character made up by that fat Runcorn Paedo

>>511001011
>>511003179
Fucked that up.

not long now before we all get ofcoom'd

>>511003173
in a pond of brincel shaped fish it is

>>511002342
Filtered for being a paedophile
>>511002815
Filtered for being a faggot

>>511003179
this. list of gobbo larps
>pube
>sosban
>blocko
>ofsm
>dago
there's probably a few i missed too

>>511003233
Take your meds schizo

>>511003237
time to get a life

>>511003179
>>511003366
>pube's first post was about 7 years before joshes
>"its a joshlarp!"
spasticslappinghands.gif

>>511003495
couldn't possibly have invented the other persona afterwards
fat jewish faggot

>>511003237
It'll be funny if argie is the only one here and starts samefagging to drum up engagement, but I pity the poor generals that will have to deal with his turbosperging.

>>511003495
You're both brown homosexual paedophiles tbf, quite a coincidence

>>511003557
literally in this thread>>510996956

argie is a jnoncelarp 100%
you literally can't have one without the other

>>511002507
it was him talking about trying to quit smoking fr I swear

oh it's bogwater begging to get shat on

>>511003647
yeah but i wasn't ever a light smoker in my time of posting on brit/pol/

>>511003495
don't remember peter hitchens? now who's the newfag ffs

>>511003652
Took you long enough.

>>511002779
thought this was a side profile of a greek statue ngl

>>511003366
yeah you missed a few
>bogdan
>bogscran
>bognan
>bogleto
>boggy b
>butero boggy the belgrano bender
>flabdan
>slobdan
>bogflap
>micro meals
>wogdan koshertits
>captain e-scoot
>professor fridgecarpet
>antface dogfartowitz
>malpa

>>511003567
It'll be funny when you inevitably hang yourself since you have no mates and spend 20 hours a day posting here

>>511003730
>tiny willy (unseen)
>badonk
I see it.

>>511003730
why did the ancient greeks all have tiny pp's?
Were the statues actually prepubescent boys?

>>511003477
wasn’t there a show or something where there was a disease that made you have that leopard print shit on your arm or am I tripping

>>511003809
Well thats the filterlist updated. Bravo.

night lads

>>511003937
Don't engage with it.
He craves the attention he didn't get as a child, so he continues to act like one.

>>511003822
>>511003875
is josh a tranny? he preys on kids too
and he posts CP in /uhg/

>>511003816
cos they all had a massive full body pump 24/7, shrinks your wink but you wouldn’t know that because you don’t even lift

>>511003838
I think it was a symptom of Covid

>>511003838
Leprosy

>>511004052
lol

>>511004039
idk seems anime coded

>>511004015
if i had to guess i'd say all the normal folk were out shagging, that time period does seem like a constant shagging era no? and all the small willy guys were left alone to literally kick rocks so they were probably a bit biased

>>511004168
Remember the Covid victims who were turning black? Covid made (racist) anime real

>>511003993
He thought creatively to bypass the filters. He deserved a treat.

Shit thread. I'm baking at 266

fully considering doing a big-ish darknet order soon
xtc, 4-aco-DMT and coke
Or
MDMA, shrooms and coke
Or
all of the above

>>511004385
Do they also sell a personality?

>>511003963
oh fuck it's time for bed indeed
cya

>>511002779
I'll need to see how bad the damage is. Turn 90 degrees to the right and let me see your juicy buttocks.

so my favourite shitty browser with free proxies just shut their proxy service down, curious timing, been using it for years

>>511004385
Drugs are for mugs

>>511004385
get some tina in for the lads

>>511004446
nope sorry mate you’re shit out of luck

>>511004686
i’d probably goon myself to death

>>511001829
>Still fuckable in her 70s or whatever age she is
>Funny banter
>Wealthy as fuck
>Most likely into pegging
Luckiest man alive.

>>510998056
That don't look like coke to me

>>511003822
>>511003875
did he rape your mum or something stop malding at a cute lad

Josh is a Ρaedophile

>>511002685
>>511002685
>>511002685
josh spotted on outer

>>511005082
josh is too busy listening to scorpions

>>511003477
Is that boogie?

>malding
RIP argies hairline.

>>511005245
yes

>>511005238
kys you fat paedo

>>510997022
Wolfspeed perchance?

“Pube” is Josh
Wake up

Isn't it funny how
>pube
>josh
>dench
>h*rse nonce
Are all brown
homosexual
paedophiles
and come from the same discord

>>511005358
banger band t b h
https://youtu.be/Zs5NOrYYV2s

>>511005582
literally not one utterance of truth in this repugnant post
https://youtu.be/UldrtmkRzqE

>>511005854
let'se see:
>pube
homosexual (constantly lusts after men including itt)
paedophile (remember he got nicked for raping a 15 year old)
brown (self explanatory)
>josh
goes without saying
>dench
homosexual (constatly lusts after men)
paedophile (has admitted to lusting after 14yos)
brown (has posted multiple pics where he looks like a paki)

>Dear Santa. For Windows-10-end-of-support-day in October, please may we have a dead simple bulletproof all-free OS that gets old PCs online without a Google account, and does nothing else?
>There are a lot of desktop Linux distros out there. It's the number one thing non-Linux users complain about: too much choice. One of them only comes bundled with hardware, and yet, it has more users than all the others. It's ChromeOS, and it could be facing the chop soon. How come there is no all-Free Software tool that even tries to do what ChromeOS does without needing an account with The Borg?
>Even if it may soon be replaced by a desktop flavor of Android, ChromeOS does just one thing and it does it well enough that vendors sold billions of the things last year.
>The idea of ChromeOS is simple: it's just enough Linux to get you online. It turns a PC into something akin to a tablet, with a full-screen icon-based app launcher. The desktop is very simple and vaguely Windows-like: there's a taskbar at the bottom, a file manager, drivers enough common hardware that most things just work out of the box, including a bunch of common GPUs, networking including Wi-Fi. In terms of apps, there's a built-in Google Drive client, and of course the Chrome web browser.
>And that is about it. Anything else that you want to do, you do in a browser window. Productivity apps? Use Google Apps. Messaging or video calling? Log in to your chat system of choice in a browser window. The file manager can show images, but not much more. Your bookmarks, passwords, and what few settings there are are stored in your Google account.
Imagine wanting to replace one globohomoOS with another, arguably worse one.

Choose your brit. I see 4 future prime ministers here

>>511006391
Fuck off JaMarcus

>>511006391
Bottom 2 are American I think, also you're filtered

>>511006464
and top left is a leaf

>>510999693
I'm sure nonce used to mean something like fool or idiot. Ponce as others say is something else entirely and always meant poofter or at least something along those lines such as outwardly flamboyant.

>>511006053
>homo
it’s banter
>raped
it was consensual
>brown
he’s white

>goes without saying
Josh Derangement Syndrome lmao

>homosexual
It’s banter
>ephebophile
it’s banter
>brown
he’s white

>>511006053
so true king

>>511006464
>>511006542
>bottom two are American
>top left is Canadian
>doesn't deny top right being as british as fish and chips
Lmao

>>511006620
top right is Kazon

>>511006546
>cryptographic nonce
when josh is trying to go undercover as an anon

>>511006573
>it’s banter
Oh yeah the good ole 'I was only pretending to be a faggot when I was spamming tranny porn'

>it was consensual
Children can't consent to sex you retarded paedophile

>he’s white
Judging by the pics he's posted he's a shitskin

>gobbo
Again goes without saying, no explanation needed

>It’s banter
Oh yeah the good ole 'I was only pretending to be a faggot when I was spamming tranny porn'

>it’s banter
'I was only pretending to be a paedophile, isn't it so funny to larp as a literal nonce hihihi'

>he’s white
You're not white, literally every single pic you've posted you have the skin colour of a south indian

>>511006546
the supposed lore is ‘nonce’ was prison slang because it is an anagram for ‘not on normal courtyard exercise’ meaning they let the nonces exercise separately from the rest of the inmates so that they wouldn’t get the shit kicked out of them
could just be an urban legend though

>>511006573
why do foreigners not get banter?

That's a long post. Guessing it's the malpa.
No idea what he's seething about but he's going in the filter.

>>511006817
>could just be an urban legend though
It is. It literally is. It's literally a backronym.

>>511006872
he's seething at banter mostly this time

>>511006905
Nigga you've literally been nicked for raping children wtf are you on about, was that banter too?

>>511006905
Forens don't understand ironic bants and malpa is too socially retarded to even attempt to explain it to him.

>>511006804
look at this absolute melty lmfao

15 year olds can consent to sex, she literally lied about her age so pube would fuck her, that’s beyond enthusiastic consent, she tricked him into it

can’t imagine the meltdown you’re going to have now lmao

>>511006961
>getting arrested for sex with underage children was just some banter, bro!!
LMFAO, you truly are a paedophile

aight im out this stopped being funny last year

>>511007004
>lied about her age
wouldn't that be banter on her end?

>>511007004
>15 year olds can consent to sex
Kys nonce

>swaps IDs to get my attention
pffff. filter.
Funny that someone bullied him so much he switched 'certainly' for 'truly'. kek

Did you make the list?

>it was just bants bruv
Tell that to the judge

>Jwog being extra noncey tonight
has he been posting CP in outer again?

>>511007104
she’s done you

>>511007114
I’ve done you

>>511006872
He can't bypass basic regex filters with his basic bitch keywords so he's having a temper tantrum.

>>511006742
What?
>>511006817
Yeah that sounds like some made up urban dictionary shit and I haven't heard it used that way until recently.

>>511007114
You've literally been caught defending paedophiles
Kek
Reckon you'd get your teeth kicked in IRL, no wonder you spend 16 hours a day seething here.

>>511007167
banter at someone elses expense
not that uncommon man

>>511007146
remember the slut list lmao

>>511007004
those fucking wiley 15 years pulled a fast one on pube

>>511007196
Meant for >>511007141

>>511006951
real niggas remember the original crying in court incident

>>511007244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqjRo6luGww

>>511007167
>I’ve done you
By being a self admitted nonce?
>15 year olds can consent to sex
LOL you're a fucking paedophile

it was a cum heist

>>511007230
Congratulations you already made the list!!

>>511007244
i’d love to consensually fuck a 15 year old no cap

>>511007185
He'll run out of IP addresses before I run out of filters.

>>511007185
>literal horse raping nonce comes to defend his fellow detritus discord scum
lmao you lot truly are bottom of the barrel scum

>>511007327
Just bants broo am I right?
Kys paki nonce

>>511007390
>Just bants broo am I right?
yeah the scooby doo line was hilarious

Josh is literally a Ρaedophile
A Jewish Ρaedophile

>>510997493
Fuck Churchill

>>511006819
Shut up Josh you bald fat paedo

>>511007456
So is pube, dench, horsenonce and golfnonce

>>511007409
this was actually a line from shaggy in a deleted scene of the live action movie >>511007327

>>511007370
Made a trip to fuck with him. Every now and again I'll pull it out.

>>511007456
https://youtu.be/wmin5WkOuPw
>im a paedophile
>Jewish paedophile

>>511007409
tell that to the judge you sick faggot

>>511007547
you literally glow in the dark lil manlet nigga, you don't even need a trip, it's hilariously easy to spot you

>>511007547
Random anons should just start using warhammer, cars, gardens, baking or golf related names to fuck with him. Would be a laugh.

>>511007589
i did
he left me off bcos im goofy

>>511007656
what happened with golf?

envy my ebullience

>britpol paedophile cirlejerk
KEK

I’ve been on about 10 different IDs this thread lmfaoook

>>511007656
He literally hates everything on that planet that isn't his own ego or tech, despite having the technical prowess of an iPad user.

>>511007708
No idea, I just know he gets pissed off when you mention it. see: >>511007478

alright now that's him filtered

Something must be done about 15 year old girls and their grooming gangs. If pube can get hoodwinked over what hope is there for the rest of us?

>>511007656
>>511007825
don't care about any of the others but hilarious that you're still seething over your paedo tabletop jeet """hobby""" jeethammer getting ridiculed lmao

>>511007807
Didn't you accuse him of running a extremely advanced stream and some proxy evasion site or some shit? Your fanfics are all over the place lol

malpa's ultimate enemy.

Josh told you he doesn't know how a computer works. Josh runs an actual paedophile website. Josh isn't even his real name. It's Leto.

>over 100 filtered posts
Critical mass reached. Hes gone nuclear. I repeat, the friendless sadcunt™ has gone thermonuclear.

>>511007932
>extremely advanced stream
lmao now this is a larp
it’s just leeching WWE streams for Brazilians from what I heard

>>511007807
he still hasn't grokked fizzbuzz or what a DE is. He's hopeless.

>>511008052
Spat out my old crafty hen you cunt

>>511008078
dunno. it's what the horsepaedophile said

>>511008092
To be fair, grokking is more involved than reading a wiki article.

>>511008054
>friendless sadcunt™
So yourself then? You've literally been posting here since 8am

>>511008053
Leto is a polish nonce who is clearly acquainted with wogscran, a polish nonce obsessive and probable gypsy

>>511008193
Leto isn't polish you techlet subhuman kek

...neither is malpa

new
>>511008299
>>511008299
>>511008299

polish femboy edition??

>>511008308
Beat me to it.

>>511008460
You just can't stop losing lmfao