Thread 511025174

>RED ED'S COMMUNIST PLANS FOR UK ALREADY NIGHTMARE REALITY IN WALES
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2014/03/labour-run-wales-is-a-nightmare-vision-of-what-ed-miliband-would-do-for-britain/

>WELSH BRAINDRAIN FEARS AS THEIR BRIGHTEST REALISE LABOUR IS NO GOOD FOR THEM AND JUMP THE BORDER
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/brain-drain-fears-figures-suggest-4701369

>CAMERON: I WILL DEBATE FARAGE
http://news.sky.com/story/1254663/david-cameron-ready-for-farage-tv-debate

>THATCHER V KINNOCK IN THE 21ST CENTURY: ED MILIBAND V NIGEL FARAGE ON THE ANDREW MARR SHOW - ACCUSATIONS OF KEEPING THATCHERISM ALIVE, MUCH QUESTION DODGING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKRvctW4wTc

>HANDLEBAR HERO AND ENEMY OF AIDS ROGER HELMER TO STAND FOR CRUCIAL NEWARK BY-ELECTION
http://inagist.com/all/462730878809284609/

>IS CAMERON FACING A BACKBENCH REBELLION? SEVERAL TORIES SHOW EXTREMELY PRO-UKIP VIEWS AND SAY IT LIKE IT IS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az8dG0q2mM0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljOlf2SJUyc

>BRITAIN LOVES RACISM: MAINSTREAM MEDIA BAFFLED AS PUBLIC SUPPORT FOR UKIP GROWS DESPITE A MAJORITY CONSIDERING THEM RACISTS
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ukip-ahead-in-european-polls-despite-most-people-thinking-the-party-contains-racists-9321612.html

>PRO-ULTRA-DIVERSITY SCOT FASCISTS PLAN ON ATTACKING NIGEL FARAGE AS HE RETURNS TO SCOTLAND FOR ROUND 2
http://www.heraldscotland.com/politics/referendum-news/making-plans-for-nigel.24133758?utm_source=www.heraldscotland.com&utm_medium=RSS%20Feed&utm_campaign=Scottish%20News (Go incognito to bypass the paywall)

>REMINDER: NIGEL FARAGE IS ON QUESTION TIME 8/5/14

>THREAD MUSIC: SPECIAL LONDON EDITION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNC2uflf65Y

fingering beautiful young women doesn't even appeal to me anymore, i don't want to talk to them at a cafe and have thing escalate to have whirlwind romances, i'm not interested
i simply want to shag men no homo

was going to say good morning to cauldron but I said it yesterday and didn't get a good morning back

>>511025536
good morning
good morning
the debt is paid
ragnarok awaits

>>511025223
One up the bum; no harm done. Innit, bruv.

>>511025580
sorted

>>511025623
bit gay that lad

bet Josh is wearing his comfy baggy t-shirts
and his fresh new underwear
just bought some myself
everything was made in pakistan
100% cotton though
t-shirts, pants and socks
even my adidas t-shirts were made in pakistan

>>511025727
would you bum josh for money
i'd do it for 10 grand no homo

>>511025727
am just in me boxies atm
nice boxies they are though
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DN18PZ11

>be me
>British citizen #B17-84X-Kek
>wake up on memory-foam mattress because springs were banned after last year’s “Slink-Assault”
>mattress is bolted to memory-foam floor so I can’t tear it up and garrote a copper with the elastic
>try to open memory-foam door
>handle is a rubber duck beak, squeaks loudly, neighbourhood warden fines me for “noise that could startle someone into self-harm”
>duck-waddle to kitchen
>all knives melted down in 2029, replaced with government-issued “safety sporks”
>spork is duller than boggo, still have to register it at the local station every Thursday
>decide to make toast
>toaster is a padded cloth pouch with a hair-dryer inside, takes 47 minutes
>butter comes in a squeesable pouch labelled “I Can’t Believe It’s Not A Weapon”
>butter too runny, squirts on memory-foam counter, instant slip hazard
>slip, fall, land on memory-foam linoleum
>neighbour hears thud, reports “suspicious impact noises”
>two bobbies in full bubble-wrap armour burst in
>they’re armed with pool noodles dipped in custard for “less-than-lethal takedown”
>“OI, YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT SQUEAKY DOOR?”
>try to explain it’s factory standard, but they stuff me into a memory-foam paddywagon
>no seat belts, as straps could be used for strangulation, so I roll around like a burrito
>arrive at Her Majesty’s Soft-Play Rehabilitation Centre
>courtroom is a bouncy castle
>sentence: 200 hours of mandatory “aggressive thought replacement therapy”
>therapy consists of being browbeaten by court-appointed BAMEs while playing in the ball pit
>they confiscate my last pride possession: a commemorative rubber brick from the Great Foamening
>now all I have left is a government-issued BAME plushie doll
>mfw the only thing Britain’s successfully banned is dignity
>at least I'm not a yank though
>god save rNHS

It no bi part for dia blood, it com find dem very late, wit long arrears to mek gud, wen di saxon begin to hate.

dem de no bi easily moved, dem de icy -- willing to wait taya everi count suppose be proved, ere di saxon begin to hate.

dia voices de even and low. Dia eyes de level and straight. Dia na neither sign abi show wen di saxon begin to hate.

it no bi preached go di crowd. It no bi taught by di state. No man spoke it aloud wen di saxon begin to hate.

it no bi suddently bred. It no go swiftly abate. Through di chilled years ahead, wen taim shall count from di date tok di saxon begin to hate

loads of outages again ffs

ffs nigel

https://x.com/Channel5iveNews/status/1947387985215033690

this is too fucking funny man
too funny
my sides are gone

Does crack cocaine make you act any differently?
No
Is it safer than alcohol
Probably
People think of crack as being dirty
it's the exact opposite.
when you make crack what you're doing is burning of all the impurities.

People think of crack as being dirty
it's the exact opposite.

lmfao

>>511026466
Niggers do crack. In fact, I was nearly carjacked by some black niggers clearly high on crack on Friday night, but I was able to escape unscathed thanks to yank car culture making me a superior driver

>>511026718
that wasn't very kind #bekind

>>511026777
Checking and apologising. Gonna donate my car to Africa now

>>511026983
#notyourwomen

On this day in yank history
>1933: Wiley Post completed the first solo flight around the world, landing in New York after a journey of 7 days, 18 hours, and 49 minutes, covering 15,596 miles, a significant milestone in aviation history.

>>511027172
>the first solo flight around the world
hardly an achievement when deano did it with all his pals

>>511025536
Good morning sar

hunter biden being pro crack and netanyahu explaining how food aid is actually terrorist recruitment
what a morning

>>511027253
good morning sar

>>511027226
His box will be prized real estate in 50 years, assuming it stands that long. It will be intergenerational mortgage deanoboxes for the elite, improvised lean-to shantytown "homes" that cost more than current London rent for everyone else. Only in England though. The other three countries will continue repelling invaders back to England, including english people, while they continue to vote for more niggers for England.

>>511027480
good insight, you want a job at my policy institute?

Talmudron melty

>>511027605
Exactly bro, you don't give a fuck. All you care about is prancing around with your virtue signalling bullshit and then when someone calls you out on your hypocrisy you've got absolutely nothing to back up what you're saying. You're a hypocrite and you're a coward, and I want you to answer my question. Stop being a chickenshit and answer my question. *grabs his ear* You've got to listen anon. I asked YOU anon. I asked you, about your double standards. About your virtue signalling bullshit. About your hypocrisy. About your chickenshit attitude. Now answer the question, this is the question. We're not moving from it. In your stupid showing off for this girl next to you. Right, yeah because you do look a clown bro. Right in this stupid way of showing off for your girlfriend, I guess that's what's happening here, right. This ego trip that you're on. Sorry to burst your balloon, but it just makes you look stupid, right. The problem with yuppies like you right. Like the sort of hipster gang. You don't care about facts, you don't care about evidence and you don't care about truth. All you care about is looking good, prancing around like a stag, right, and acting like the bees knees yeah. Trying to be the man, yeah. Pride, that's all you've got, you've got nothing. You've got nothing but ego and pride. You come to mock, but you've got no evidence. Now he can't use soundbites he's got to use evidence, and we're going to show him up for the empty headed fool and baloney bullshitter he is. He called my character shit, but when I mocked him for his bullshit appearance. Yeah, look at you, you look like a clown. You look like a clown. You look like a clown. Look at you with your bullshit beard and your curly hair. Trying to be the man, trying to be the ego. You're just a clown to me bro. You're just a clown to me. Right, brother, you're an empty vessel. That's all you've got. I've got more intelligent people to speak to than you.

>>511027592
Maybe hire that lad Pinesap instead
He’s looking for a job

>>511027714
he got 15k from that interview, that is cushty

is the other namecunt on holiday then?

ok lets sing marie lets sing enta oil you finished ok ohhh it's so hard for me it's not hard yes but it's not too nice DO IT no one will marry you your your very nice haha no one will marry on you do it ha ha ha no one yeah no one hey my subscribers haha listen tatoli you don't know how to cook do it do it girl you have another one mevis stepsow ok marie lets go haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVWn5hWsRBw

Why must the English atone forever while other brits claim indigenous victimhood? England could have never done it alone. It relied on Scottish banking, Welsh coal, and irish staffing. It's only fair that the other three countries lose their devolved governments, the local coppers answer directly to the home office, and they all start swallowing a mass exodus of niggers until they can't take anymore, then get jailed for complaining. Then maybe they will finally feel England's pain and stop acting like niggers.

>>511027796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPVhIBdSpao

>>511027817
humza yousef being scottish first minister made me want to recede into the hedge of history
just disappear
what a fucked up thing
i repeat, what a fucked up thing
and if anything justifies a genocide of the entire scottish people it's that they let some random paki present as their leader

>>511027970
>and if anything justifies a genocide of the entire scottish people it's that they let some random paki present as their leader
Uhhh...lad... do you recall who England sent to downing street between Truss the Plan and Two-Racial-Tier Kier?...

what an indictment
have all your nobility and your battles
your force and guile throughout warlike ages
but you let a paki be your leader

r/ukpolitics is starting to turn, you get the occasional "not all muslims are bad we should welcome them with open arms" but they're a dying breed. Probably bots desu

>>511028077
I don't speak english

>>511028120
desu the most far right thing allowed in yookay politics is probably more like
>not all Muslims are GOOD
>those nonces from Afghanistan have some bad lads among them, probably
>that humza Yusuf and Ngubu at rNHS are who we should be bringing in by the tens of millions, and regular foreign nonces, not the absolute nonciest of nonces

>>511028120
it's only because they're afraid
they're still communists they're just scared because the writing on the wall is clear to even the dumbest ideologue who sucks lenins cock and grates sustenance from minutiae of soviet policy decisions like ussr parmesan nonce

>>511028254
>>511028280
>there may be a few bad eggs
>but if 1 out of every 10000 is an asset to the country we should embrace them all

>>511028357
I think we should kill everyone until everyone is dead
good / bad / ugly
i think just shoot until the guns run out of bullets and the silos are tired

>>511028357
[comment removed]

We should accept 100% of them. Not 99.99999% you bloody english racist. The whole world is british too

>>511028398
I don't mean that that's not very kind #bekind

>killed 2 children
>"but what about his human rights"

People that shout while sneezing or yawning

>>511028539
>gamergate ends up creating the 20th order effect of rAxel Rudeboycoonbongo getting sent to a futuristic beaner megajail

>>511028539
you'll end up with lucy connolly and letby in a prison cell with cocaine traffickers who behead people for some jewish concoction of our lady
this is what tony blair wants

>I condemn the clearly unacceptable violence at the Bell hotel in Epping
>now excuse me, i'm eating

here's my policy proposal:

FUCK and YOU

>>511028395
The thing is, lefty rent-a-mob think that a woman protesting about her kids safety is a bad thing.

Quick send in more stooges with 'Hope not Hate' banners . . . .concerned families are fascists.

if i ran this country there would be a decade of indiscriminate violence

>5ft3 and a mini
>5ft3 and a mini

>>511028790
Uncle Ted and a letter
Uncle Ted and a letter

>the media didn't label them far right maybe these guys have a point
FUCKING WHO

>>511028860
They're not. They're doing an insurrection. The legal term "peaceful protest" has a meaning
>any public gathering that advances, or is impotent at interfering with, the total subjugation of the english

>>511028940
i'm malding
might get on a tram and harass people and then when they won't assault me because of the cameras invite them to come round the corner where there are no cameras

@grok WE NEED YOU

Jubilee Surrounded: Josh from Brit/pol/ vs 25 seethemongs

>>511029141
jubilee surrounded: candace owens gets sodomised by 1000 bwc and cums milky discharge

>>511029197
crude and disgusting, unfunny

>>511029096
Minced children after they've been ritually sacrificed

I'm just too moral and good and everyone else is pornbrained
i move through life like a jaguar

inb4 lily phillips does a migrant hotel gangbang
that would cement her as shapeshifter goddess

>>511029234
No lad maccies only allows an acceptable number of parts per billion of human remains. Minced english children are only found in unacceptable quantities in kebab and chicken shops

I did an iq test and it said my iq is a billion

>>511029286
That would be the absolute zenith of the undying humiliation of the english.

>>511028395
omg someone had a valid opinion

>>511029331
hell is a bottomless pit

>>511028539
he will do literally nothing

>>511028790
sperm donor?

>>511028790
... just not raising children

I like to have sex, but not as traditionally thought with men
oh no no
mon cherie
with women
process that why dontcha

going to make my tumblr private so when 4chan is banned the brinnies have to make an account to stalk me and they're forced to become tumblrettes which means I've done them

is there a template wide enough to accept having sex with women
ursula von der leyen investigates

Something I find weird, why do people on twitter and facebook get the police sent around for posts when posting similar things on other sites do not? does twitter and facebook give up your details, do the police have backdoors? how do they get peoples address so easily?

>>511028790
They've got court-appointed rapists in Pakistan, for when a woman commits an offence punishable by rape. Corr blimey
>smoke a cheeky J in Karachi and get caught
>get sentenced to rape
>but women can do any job, and getting raped by a bloke is haram
>so they sentence me to be raped by a juicy light skin paki shortstack
CORRRR

Getting a connection error when I post but it still goes through, is it finally happening? is today the day i finally have to invest in a VPN
fucking bastards

>>511029487
the communist police operate on the assumption of potential revolution
if you willypost on i cumonprintedpics.com to ramona flowers and call knives a ching chong slut the police don't care
but if you did that on a local facebook group the police see that as a threat to their power

>>511029513
Depends on your service provider. Networks glitchy this morning.

>>511029513
>>511029524
i'm getting this too, i've had it before but it wore off
i assume it's some extrajudicial rape from the united kingdom government

>>511029584
I'm putting you into timeout until you've calmed down.

>>511029601
i long for the comforting surity of the prison cell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKts5sczKEw

SCP 10568
The girl that everyone wants to finger

>>511029615
I hope you like bed bugs because you're gonna get bitten a lot in there.

>Henry Zeffman
>Conservative Party leader Kemi Badenoch is set to reshuffle her shadow cabinet on Tuesday.
>Sir James Cleverly, who previously served in government as the foreign secretary and home secretary, is expected to return to the front bench as part of the changes.
>The leader of the opposition had been expected to make small changes to the make-up of her frontbench team in order to replace one or two shadow ministers who wanted to step down for personal reasons.
>However, BBC News understands Badenoch has opted for a bigger shake-up, including bringing back former leadership rival Sir James into a high-profile role.
>A party source confirmed the reshuffle to the BBC, saying: "The leader of the opposition will be making some changes to her frontbench team today.
>"The changes reflect the next stage of the party's policy renewal programme and underline the unity of the party under new leadership.
>"Sir James Cleverly, is expected to return in a prominent front bench role to take the fight to this dreadful Labour government."
>Sir James has been a backbench MP since being eliminated from the Tory leadership election in October 2024, after which Badenoch went on to defeat her closest rival, the now-shadow justice secretary Robert Jenrick.
>It is not yet known what role Sir James will take up in the shadow cabinet.
>He received a knighthood in April 2025 as part of former Prime Minister Rishi Sunak's resignation honours list.
When in doubt, shuffle the deck.

i'm as attracted to fannies as i am to bumholes
neither interest me
yet women have a shaggable vibe and its not just like an either or decision -

Shakespeare 1602

are people really attracted to raw fannies
is that real

>>511029690
wth are these connection errors

>>511029682
democracy is keeping up the illusion that exiting clowns are the opposition party

ok it's 4chanX being shit, fantastic

>>511029723
i guess it's to make posting more unpleasant
it will wear off

I'M NOT GAY (defiant)

If the system doesn't provide a route to a dignified life then the undignified will kill you

the words of politicians are the cocaine whispers of the violent

simping for others doing violence on your behalf is gayer than gay orgies in the 80s

Off to see the swans lads
Or the place where they used to be
Think the romanians have stolen them desu

>>511029836
nigel farage presents as a flaccid penis

>>511029331
She's jewish

>>511029856
she's dumb as hell
she's can be saved, she's just completely retard
in that sense it's not sinister like with bonnie blue who is smart

In talks with women about sorting this shit out

negotiations broke down because i shagged all the ambassadors

>>511025174 (OP)

That guy was nuts!

>>511027765
Gordon Brown-esque, insulting your electorate is a bold strategy let's see if it pays off

malding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trg8wvVcs1c

Let’s talk about the Jews

>>511030220
what the fuck

Salam Ye olde limey ones

>>511030294
chat can i get an off to zeebrugge status

>61 posts
The fuck set him off this time?

>>511030410
your mum said she could only be entrapped by 62 posts

Wouldn't surprise me if everyone at the Epping peaceful protests gets gulaged by your dystopian government.

Nice when all the bennymong spastics finally tucker themselves out from their all night arguemong samefag routine

>>511030607
Cauldron accounts for half the posts in the thread.

>>511030607
i'm going to go to great lengths to fix the relationship i hurt with my friend i hurt in 2023
and if, in the end my toil bears no fruit
i will look on the ashes of our relationship and smile
knowing i tried to kindle the fire of our love

>>511030607
last night's meltdown was impressive
had a read of it before I got out of bed this morning

https://xcancel.com/vpopulimedia/status/1947356209733869701#m
> Ex worker at migrant hotel in Diss speaks out about finding KNIVES and DRUGS.
lol, the workers can't even wear shorts because they might get raped, also liked his outburst at the end

>>511030710
Sad cunt then aren't you if that's the first thing you did before you got out of bed.
What a loser you are. Lmao.

>>511030697
they think they cut of all routes for me contacting them
little do they know of the dark arts

>>511030774
first thing I do is have a drink mate
second thing I do is read the archive

>>511030710
Amazing what a halfarsed filter can achieve.

The harsh white spiteful sun isn't even round anymore

>Graham threatens Putin: US war hawk escalates rhetoric in alignment with military lobby
https://www.rt.com/news/621783-war-hawk-graham-threatens-putin/

"Lindsey Graham has claimed that Trump will put a “whooping” on the Russian president"

>Healey: ‘50-day deadline needed to force Putin to negotiate’
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/07/20/john-healey-backs-50-day-force-putin-negotiate/

>ALERT: Russia is Preparing for TOTAL WAR, Ports under Martial Law! 42 Days left of 'Ultimatum'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtmJMRFJ8aE

>>511030899
that was me who mentioned keto who you replied to, just wanted to set him off before I went akip kek

I miss my friends
i felt that life was all without purpose and that people were interchangeable and i was wrong
i want my friends back

>>511030774
Fucking done him. He's gonna be melting down all day now.
Again.
He got absolutely humiliated by crynonce last night.

brit/pol/

>>511031019
Inshallah we will lower the voting age to 13

>>511030952
>ALERT: Russia is Preparing for TOTAL WAR, Ports under Martial Law! 42 Days left of 'Ultimatum'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtmJMRFJ8aE

>This is your WW3 update. There's something very foreboding in the air, and if you can sense it, it's not because you're some MYSTICAL CLAIRVOYANT, it's because you can do math

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT IT NATHAN?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>511031012
>>511030774
shut the fuck up

trying to unburn bridges

DADO IS HE SURE ABOUT IT?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>511031019
>Suggested for you
They're onto you lad

https://imgur.com/a/lGKl2e7

i want my friends back

>>511030956
I'm aware.

>>511031095
>66PBTID
BURN IN HELL YOU WILL

NO CHANCE FOR CHANGE, NO WAY TO ALTER THE COURSE

>>511031150
reckon I'm almost done with this now

>>511031152
#bekind

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>511031176
https://civitai.com/models/633524/background-detail-enhancer

I imagine "pensioner poverty" will be the new code phrase to cover this, or maybe they'll go explicit with a "racial gap", also you can pay into ethical funds that don't invest into tobacco or alcohol

>>511031184
NO

>>511031284
what part of that do you disagree with you 2 bit braindead moron cunt

>>511031312
you're a little retard short and stout
here is your handler here's your spout

>>511031267
cheers lad
civitAI is apparently gonna be blocked by ofcom soon too innit?
also >>511031244
look at me delivery driver's name kek

I can cook considerably well.

>NEW: Former Reform UK Party Chairman Zia Yusuf has stated:
>"Nobody will get a different sentence due to their skin color or religion"
Thank you Mohammed, very cool

>To enforce this, you need criminal justice reform, repealing anti-white legislation, and ultimately, acknowledgement of racial bias in criminal trials. It would be nice if they actually put forward policy proposals, rather than vague statements like ''more police and prisons!''

>>511031343
considered by nonces

>>511031176
looks like dench ffs

CAULDRON IS A GLOWNIGGER

>>511031339
>civitAI is apparently gonna be blocked by ofcom soon too innit?
No? Civitai, however, will block access from all UK address blocks.
https://www.nirsoft.net/countryip/gb.html

>>511031438
if i had a gun right now, and you the person posting this were the target i'd kill you stone dead
i'd kill you

ofsm/ducknonce/bogdan absolutely seething and sending out death threats only to deflect the moment they’re challenged to show up really says it all about their character
spineless little weasels

>>511031523
>still no timestamp

>>511031396
if dench had a sister*

>>511031458
can you elaborate please?

i don't think my old friends will take me back
but it's funny to try

I see the meltdown continues from last night.

>>511031523
its literally all bogdan
anytime he takes a battering he brings in the crynonce persona and rides the coattails of that
he's done it for over a year now, making the same threats none stop
don't listen to dago about it being ofsm he doesn't really play like that he's way more straightforward

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/1999/oct/13/welfarereform.society
>Anger at 75p rise for pensioners
>Gordon Brown was last night under intense pressure to dip into his swelling cash reserves to top up next spring's state pension increase, after it emerged that the rise will amount to just 75p.
>September's inflation figure, to which the pension rise is tied, was yesterday revealed to have been only 1.1%. Unless the chancellor acts, the increase will be the lowest since the annual upratings began.
>Pensioner groups reminded ministers that Labour had promised in its manifesto that "all pensioners should share fairly in the increasing prosperity of the nation."
>Mervyn Kohler, head of public affairs at the charity Help the Aged, said: "An increase of this kind would just be unacceptable. We have got to find something better."
>The government has rejected calls to revert to the pre-1980 system of increasing pensions in line with increases in average earnings, currently running at 4.6%. It argues that it is better to retain the prices link and direct extra help at poorer older people.
It's interesting reading old articles well before the triple lock and seeing how grasping they were even back then

>>511031339
>>511031458
Fuck sake we're living in a hellscape.

>>511031617
>it's all my virtual imaginary nemesis LALALALLALA
fucking retard lmfao

>>511030710
THERE IS NOTHING IMPRESSIVE ABOUT GOVERNMENT SUBCONTRACTORS BOTTING A DEAD GENERAL ALL NIGHT

Gobbo is utterly mindbroken. Honestly impressive how I completely destroyed him without even trying.

we think that pals mean nothing but actually they are more important than anything else

>>511031636
was just about to post this kek

i wish i had remained friends with my most communistic of pals
i didn't realise how scarce meaningful friendship was

https://xcancel.com/MotherJones/status/1945954420388159635#m
>ICE agents are harassing the courthouse volunteers who assist besieged immigrants.
>“They want to be doing this with no witnesses.”
Fuuuuuuck, they're literally the gestapo lol

>>511031662
Never completed it now that I think about it.
>>511031720
Friday is going to be an interesting day.

Why this allowed?

>>511031640
>"all pensioners should share fairly in the increasing prosperity of the nation."
>increasing prosperity of the nation
>fairly
What's the GDP per capita again and how much has it grown since...
Blimey, 2008 was almost two decades ago
Two decades of a once-in-a-lifetime-financial-crisis
Y'know how they call Japan's situation the lost decades? I don't think it was just Japan losing time

Worst bots on the internet.
Yes I am talking to you

>>511031848
communist retards

>>511031848
Truly juche is the future

>>511031617
yeah he exposed himself last night tbf
literally can’t help rushing to correct his grammatical errors because he’s insecure about his ESL status

>>511031908
>literally 2 different IDs
Useless ESL retard

>>511031692
for the last 4 years at least

>>511031814
the day I sign up to mysterium again kek

in 2017 i shagged this asian bird
came into a condom in her VAGINA
i know her instagram and she is well fit
resisting messaging her something like
>you are a sweet angel and you deserve so much in life etc
is so hard
the white mans burden

>denchwog deflecting to me in another country after he was exposed as a chickenshit spineless pussy
Cunt must've been drinking all night kek

Hey faggots, is Norfolk still an unmitigated shithole?

I hate GCHQ

>>511031908
he doesn't like being perceived in ways that are out of his control so when that happens he tries to distract with crynonce and / or hyperfocusing on me. typical narcissist. the second they're forced to look inwards they spazz out

>>511031945
>literally a different id correcting the first ones error within 10 seconds
your no u’s are becoming more retarded

Ngl I'd easily beat the shit out of denchwog though. Will do next time I'm in the UK. Josh first though.

>>511032039
I'm not even the poster in question you absolutely schizophrenic paedophile

>>511032021
It’s full of inbreds and people who can’t drive.
That’s all you need to know.

I love my country, I just detest the fucking arseholes running it.

>>511031848
It makes sense if you consider the goal is to have immigrants.

>>511031972
fuck it why not

https://imgur.com/a/7lZluBO

>>511031894
The sad thing is I don't think it's bots or glowies. Just very lonely and mentally ill unemployed men. I remember UK.politics.misc on Usenet being spammed to death by a schizo. There were no glowies or bots on the internet back then.

>>511032028
WOULDN'T IT BE A SHAME IF THE FATTEST NUCLEAR WARHEADS DESTROYED ALL THEIR BASES AND DATA CENTERS

>>511032087
if you’re not you’re defending him which is even worse
>I rate bogdan me, gonna stand up for him I am
said literally no one ever, larp exposed

>>511032064
Hope you’re not planning on flying over here.

>>511032173
From what I saw the 77th base in a 1970's polytechnic.

>>511032179
Mate you literally abuse children. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

GBNews really think they can interview a bunch of low IQ nonwhites and ask them to rationally explain why they want to come to the UK? Kek,.

>>511032165
SHUT UP GLOWNIGGER WE KNOW THE TRUTH

IT'S NOT THAT MENTALLY DERANGED PEOPLE CAN'T SPAM ANYTHING TO DEATH FOR YEARS

THEY CERTAINLY CAN

BUT THERE ARE WAYS TO DETERMINE WHETHER THAT'S HAPPENING OR WHETHER IT'S SOMETHING ELSE

AND IN THIS CASE THAT HAS BEEN DETERMINED

>>511032234
>and ask them to rationally explain why they want to come to the UK?
"gib money, gib house, gib pussy"

>>511032228
GCHQ HAS SECRET UNDERGROUND AND SURFACE BASES

>>511031972
>you are a sweet angel and you deserve so much in life etc
You're close to middle age. You're an embarrassment.

>>511032064
>Josh first though
already deflecting lmfao like pottery
>easily
you’re a fat lard you’d be out of breath in 1.5 minutes

>>511032193
Have they figured out the cause yet or are they still trying to decide if they can wing it as "Indians are the best pilots in the world and the technology is flawless. It was simply an unforeseeable accident with no cause."

>>511032142
larp
post her fanny

>>511031662

and it's only going to keep getting worse lad, just remember, if you aint got a vpn you wont be posting here much longer

DON'T CLICK CAULDRON'S IMGUR LINKS THEY CONTAIN MALICIOUS GLOWNIGGER ACTIVITIES

How many Israel flags are the Tommytards going to be waving at Epping? Like murders at Notting Hill. You know it's going to be greater than zero

>>511032270
>already playing out imaginary scenarios in your head
Oh boy I feel your fear hahaha

>>511032264
it's an ugly game but it's beautiful

>>511032313
What ones do you recommend?

>>511032310
see what she says

>Epping
Every fucking time. The English are still the goofiest people on earth
>Oh 'ello luv, oi'm Noigel from Cockingderryshire, England
>luvly place innint

>>511032234
I liked the multigen one whose response to "What do you think of Alfred the Great, Admiral Nelson and Winston Churchill" was something along the lines of "Dey're doing what dey gotta do" and his answer to what British values he likes was "Dat's a very hard question".

>>511032287
Doubt it.
They now reckon the first officer cut off the fuel pumps.

>>511032372
Hello saar!

>>511032375
I wonder who else in history was just "Doing what dey gotta do"

>>511032375
They're retarded. Bev Turner is the only based one out of the lot.

>>511032372
Prefer Epping, New Hampshire do you?

delete browsing data

EVERYONE STILL LEFT WHO ISN'T A GLOWNIGGER, GOVERNMENT SUBCONTRACTOR OR BOT

IT'S TIME TO BAIL OUT

HABITS CAN BE DIFFICULT TO BREAK EVEN IF YOU WANT TO BREAK THEM OR NEED TO BREAK THEM

BUT THEY CAN BE BROKEN

JUMP!

GO, GO, GO!

>>511032446
Oh hello there pot. Why do you have the goofiest place names, and how do you say them with a straight face even when something dire is happening in those places?
>Fuck lads! 400 Afghanistani nonces have just taken over Shittingwold-by-Brumblingcourt! *zero laughter*

EVERYBODY OUT!

>>511031848
ECHR lid

TIME GENTLEMAN PLEASE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybO9qouwkH8

catholic persecution

>>511032365

i'm looking into vp.net me self lad, it's the only one built on technology that forces the vpn to be completely anonymous and log free
with every other vpn provider you're just trusting they wont do these things, while with vp.net the technology they use enforces it

EVERYONE STILL LEFT WHO ISN'T A GLOWNIGGER, GOVERNMENT SUBCONTRACTOR OR BOT

IT'S TIME TO BAIL OUT

HABITS CAN BE DIFFICULT TO BREAK EVEN IF YOU WANT TO BREAK THEM OR NEED TO BREAK THEM

BUT THEY CAN BE BROKEN

JUMP!

GO, GO, GO!

EVERYBODY OUT!

>>511032599
https://youtu.be/ybO9qouwkH8?t=75
>I raise a glass to God If they knew just how it felt to be a Catholic

Schizo hours

Quite a nice day actually
Why are you wasting away sweating inside lads

>>511032611
Will have a look.
Cheers lad.

REST ASSURED

WHATEVER ELSE HAPPENS

THE GLOWNIGGERS HERE ALL GET WHAT THEY DESERVE IN THE END

YOU DON'T NEED TO STAY BEHIND TO FIGHT THEM

THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD

GOOD LUCK!

might become a kettlebell spasmoid

>>511032599
>white roadmen drill rapping
Like I said, goofiest fucking people in the world. Any American listening to this would hear a tough beat, then start howling with disappointed laughter as that goofy ahh voice comes in

>>511032722
you think typing in all caps makes you special somehow but you're just another retard like all the rest

>>511032720
It's raining here and everywhere is full of pakis at all times.

>>511032584
ALRIGHT

THIS IS IT!

>>511032287
>>511032442
I'm not sure we will ever know if it was active murder or an insane fuckup.

>switches have a metal guard either side and need to be pulled out to flick so you can't brush against them
>there was a recall on the switches after some were found not to need the lift mechanism, dreamliner was part of it
>the recall didn't happen with this plane but that console did get replaced in its whole
>most planes have these switches in a console above and let of very loud noises when flicked not sure if the latter happens with the dreamliner
>co-pilot was flying, was likely him that asked why the pilot had flicked the switches. Pilot denies doing this
>switches were turned off a second apart (no indication of how detailed the time recording for this is)
>switches were turned back on 10 seconds or so afterwards

>>511032736
there was a funny documentary but i can't find it
i'll look for it and i find i post it

Noncey Nomates starting the comfort samefagging early

>>511031523
>>511031617
Filtered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqU9cxUdzZg&t=111s

Fuck feds, fuck court
My niggas on a case I hope he do walk and if a nigga snitching imma drill him at his front door
And I won't show no remorse
Imma load it up and then squeeze more

>>511032841
They took flying lessons from boggo I suppose.
That said, Boeings track record recently…

>>511032442
Almost right. The captain, not the 1st officer. An hero up there with that Hotpoint freezer in Grenfell. He gave his life so we maybe spared some Bames.

The cost of building the Sizewell C nuclear power plant has jumped to £38bn, adding £1 a month to household energy bills for about a decade.

>The previous official figure for the project was £20bn, but the plant's joint managing director Julia Pyke said earlier estimates did not account for inflation or risk.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cev03wer0p2o

What is the major malfunction when it comes to blown budgets? It seems every time the final cost is way more than it started out as

>>511032970
niggEr

>>511032970
you my amazon delivery driver? >>511031244

>>511032970
Whether or not the switches had a working pull-out mechanism will be the major thing, that makes it possible it was a mental blip that shouldn't have been allowed to happen. If it was working, it steers things closer to it being deliberate.

got banned again for promoting wogleto’s nonce site ffs

>>511033053
How’d the police selection go?

>>511032999
Surprised they are still going through with it.

>>511032521
phew, thanks for reminding me

>>511033141
they gave me a bronze ranking because i'm white male and then failed me by 0.5 of a percentage

>>511033149
Unless something dramatic happens with energy storage tech, it needs to happen

>>511032999
If imagine it's because you get govt contacts by bidding low, and then extort vast amounts more because government is full of retards with infinite money.

>>511033212
Doesn't China have battery tech that's hundreds of years ahead of the west? They apparently have working fusion power and room temperature superconductors too.

>>511033203
I’m guessing you’re no stranger to failure.
Chin up.

>>511033212
There are a couple of BESS farms being built, but I dont think we have anything actively implemented yet.

>>511033348
i will never forgive or forget
ever

>>511033368
I'm looking forward to the fires or explosion chain reactions.

The real measure of wealth in this country is how long you can go without seeing a brownoid

>>511033426
I'm not. Most of these farms will be in rural areas and the toxic fumes will be devastating to the wildlife and crops.

>>511033141
snark
>>511033374
dodged a bullet i rekon

>>511032688

Thats just shit on so many levels, fuck that stupid culture hopping bullshit.

>>511025174 (OP)
I hate how much womens football is being pushed. I have no interest in and don't want to watch a bunch of girls playing at high school level claiming how awesome they are.

>>511033203
I wonder how they scored this human weeble

>>511033490
mate, fuck the police coming straight from the underground

reform voters are uneducated dropout retards, who’d’ve thought

>The Home Office is reportedly eyeing the sale of at least £5 billion worth of seized Bitcoin as the chancellor faces pressure to plug a £20 billion shortfall by the autumn.
>According to a report by The Sunday Telegraph, the government body, which is working with the police on the sale, is also planning to create an official storage system for cryptocurrencies designed to facilitate the sale of Bitcoin and other digital assets.
>The Bitcoin stash is the result of a 2018 fraud bust in which 61,000 BTC was seized.
>The move comes after economists said last month that chancellor Rachel Reeves may need to plug a £20 billion shortfall following the announcement of her Spending Review.
>At the time, Yael Selfin, chief UK economist at KPMG, told City AM that a UK growth forecast of 1.2 per cent would see public sector revenues falling under the chancellor’s expectations because of higher borrowing costs driven by high gilt yields and stalling interest rate cuts.
>“Looking ahead to the Autumn Budget, by cementing in substantial increases in departmental spending, Reeves has made further tax rises look increasingly inevitable,” she said. “The recent U-turns on welfare and higher borrowing costs mean that the chancellor may need to find an additional £20 billion in taxes later this year.”
>Speaking about the planned sale of the country's confiscated Bitcoin stash, chief executive of global financial advisory deVere Group Nigel Green warned that while offloading the crypto could offer short-term relief, the move could "echo past errors" and undermine a longer-term strategy.
Oh look, she's pulling a Gordon Brown. Might sell off what I have, wait for the inevitable dib and slurp the difference.

>>511032805
Sorry to hear that fren

based lily hates the OSB and is asking me if I want her to figure out a game plan for me to figure out ways around the IP blocks KEK

I did a new recording of my favorite late eald Ænglish poem, but this one with a proper space reverberation that captures how it would have sounded in its time

https://voca.ro/1iLSBOf00E3v

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7rs0zBVZo88?t=1&feature=share

imagine you're me applying to work for greater manchester police and you see this video after being rejected

>>511033647
OSA, its now an Act not a Bill.

>>511033251
Sodium Ion.

It's potentially gamechanging for home batteries. 50,000 cycles, much cheaper, resists cold. Downside is a much lower energy density which isn't a massive issue for home/industrial power storage.

>>511033684
thats the one, don't like how osa sounds though ngl

The main site for downloading and sharing AI img gen models will start blocking UK users soon.

>>511033656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_MPGPH9NrI

>>511033795
Don't worry, we will have our own Labour sanctioned Net Zero AI facilities soon.

>>511033756
Had a chuckle.
>>511033795
Already covered that this morning. >>511031636

>>511033795
its not illegal for you to still access them via a VPN

door chains are fake security
if someone really wanted they could walk into your home and kill you with an axe

>>511033944
You've done me

>>511033911
yet

>>511033922
If someone really wanted you dead, they could go all Sweden on you and toss a grenade through your window.

>>511033922
Locks only stop an innocent man

>>511033582
Dumping 5bn doesn't move a 2tn market, or make much difference to UK public finances. Seems more like it's driven by desperation.

>>511033558
Given the older appeal, and the appeal to Asian voters, it's not a surprise.
But I'm also not sure what educated person is voting for Labour, since they've all been talking as though Labour has betrayed them (especially on killing the Jews- I mean Zionists, they love that for some reason) and no-one has anything good to say about them. Not even their historic voters.

What does "Medium education" mean? Where do the older levels factor in?
Why is there barely any pull to Green for "degree educated"?
What is it about university that makes people vote Labour and Libdem? Neither were present on my campus. My student union broke off (temporarily I think) from the NUS around the time that Moroccan was in charge and complained that her history lessons were about British history in a British institute and not undocumented brown (Moroccan) history. I was slowly pushed to "the right" by multiple factors
>university demanding 9k/year but providing nothing of value, let alone nine grand
>all foreign teachers being useless beyond measure
>all neo left wing teachers apologising hand over fist for being too white whilst also being soiboys whose personality was their apple products, I'm not exaggerating
>exposure to other cultures, especially muslims, enlightening as to their hostile stances on feminism and christmas
>exposure to urban devout blacks
>exposure to the most useless people in general, me included, and how directionless we all were with no hope for work or a future, just wealth extraction

>>511033997
and then what would your door chain mean
the amount of effort people expend on ensuring their door chains are on each night
but whar does it do in reality?

>>511033911
>>511033975
>“VPNs are lawful services that can be used by people in the UK. While age assurance will make the online space safer for children, it is not a silver bullet. We recognise that determined teenagers may well find ways to access online pornography,” says a spokesperson for Ofcom. “Our guidance is clear that platforms must not host, share or permit content that encourages use of VPNs as a way to get around online safety measures.”

>>511033911
As fucking moronic as the act is, there's no way they'd be stupid enough to block VPNs

>>511034039
>Asian voters
didn't read the rest of your post
too horny and wanked

We never really recovered from 2008

>G0YG4S

>>511034097
I'm glad you think enough of me to respond.
xoxo

>>511034060
Laws change. The government could easily tell VPN providers to unmask their customers from the UK and start arresting people for using them.

>>511034060
>>511034069
lily is based asf
https://rentry.co/zkg2scdu

>>511034104
Venezuela 2.0 soon.

>>511034106
i like asian women
sex with them as prostitutes usually
but also as wombs for bwc fetish

>>511034128
kys nonce

>>511033452

got a family of them living next to me, on both sides

fucking hate it lad, they're so fucking noisy, it's like they don't know how to speak in a normal voice they only shout at each other
they're also tramps and attract tons of rats and mice because they never have enough bin space to throw out all their trash

just fucking hate living here

>>511034039
>But I'm also not sure what educated person is voting for Labour,
White collar public sector

>>511034069
>>511034118
Might I remind you that the government wanted tech companies to implement backdoors into their E2EE systems?
>>511034128
I started self hosting stuff years ago. Glad I did to be honest.

Nigger gives job to nigger. What a surprise

>>511034104
They're going to implement a wealth tax and it is going to go as catastrophically as every other time it's been implemented.

Going to have a year of "70 year old great grandmother forced to sell home of 40 years because the area used to be a shithole, now it's trendy" headlines.

>>511034226
Please for the love of God don't let this one happen lads. America still hasn't lived down the humiliation of that zesty nigger Obama. If you actually allow a FEMALE NIGGER to be your country's leader, you won't recover for decades.

>>511033462
There's 1 being built (might be finished now) near where I live. Locals were complaining, but it went through with full council backing. That's not near farmland, but there are some farms in that area, but also houses not too far away, a few schools close (within 1 mile radius).

>>511034226
ppl think it's sophisticated but it's africans going 'auntie giv job to uncle'
so many people have to die

>>511034238
Wealth tax, extreme inheritance tax, exit tax all incoming soon.

>>511034226
>called Cleverly
>is a retard

>>511034219
might look into that myself at some point, was considering getting a server and setting all my AI stuff up on that so I can make my own personal web apps and access from that privately wherever I am

>>511034219
Apple threatening to pull the plug put a stop to that.

The government are going to see very quickly that a lot of companies will pull out when the maths behind implementing these measures doesn't make sense.

>>511034332
Starmer wants us to have a fully monitored and controlled closed system anyway.

>>511034332
Gov will just double-down on it lad.
Don't wanna be a downer, but it's just the sort of shite they'll do.

>>511034321
Setting up a NAS is the best thing I've ever done tbqh.

>>511034273
Horrifying
>>511034321
https://github.com/awesome-selfhosted/awesome-selfhosted
>>511034332
AI/tech superpower indeed.

whoever keeps putting change in Talmudron can they stop please.

Might become a sociopath, lads. People aren't worth the energy required for compassion.

>>511034419
soon

>>511034429
thanks lad

>>511034448
Keep your shopping bills down by also engaging in cannibalism

>>511034419
>chuckles in RAID-0 SAN

>>511034448
m.e thomas

100 posts by the drunk retard. Fucking pathetic

>>511034555
if you have a disagreement why don't you argue

>>511034419
I did this almost 7 years ago, well worth the time and money.

>>511034583
Sort your fucking life out you pathetic wetbrained cunt

>>511034621
zero argument detected

>>511034448
overcorrection
you can have compassion without feeling it or acting on it
and you can weaponise sociopathy without becoming a sociopath

>>511034709
>>511034709
>>511034709

When will yall lads learn? There are no outs for you. You WILL have a north korean closed internet where only .co.uk websites are accessible. Every trick you think you can use to skirt this will just be loicenced, even VPNs will be unusable without a loicence. Stop trying to resist. A fledgling religion requires absolutely total conformity and ideological separation from the rest of the world, and the British state considers this religious genesis to be its top priority. There is no room for christianity, hinduism, islam, atheism, or really anything but Judaism which will be protected and empowered. The religion you will follow will be worship of the state with rNHS as its prophet and your personal saviour. The sooner you stop trying to avoid this, the easier your inevitable conversion will be.

>>511034292
exit taxes... AKA how to cause a wealth exodus to become a stampede and cause an overnight recession