ULTRA HAPPENING! Russia is a corrupt, rotten, warmongering shithole without free speech!
From now on, all Russian citizens must use a government-controlled app for texting.
Anyone criticising Putin in private texts will pay a fine or go to prison.

MIGA would praise this

>>511030368
yes, MAGA, Trump should just copy that law

>>511030266 (OP)
makes sense, why should russia allow facebook to operate and spy on its citizens?

>>511030266 (OP)

>>511030406
Facebook/Instagram was banned in Russia in 2022.
>>511030266 (OP)
It'll be fine as long as they don't ban Telega...

>>511030266 (OP)
Will not help. We still comunicate with agents through Steam and Discord+good vpn

>>511030896
they are not banning telegram because it is a honey pod

>>511030896
>Facebook/Instagram was banned in Russia in 202
so was yootoob but that only slowed down use for about 3 days

>>511030987
Youtube has never been banned. Traffic to YT is just getting heavily throttled to "encourage" people to move to Russian native alternative likes RuTube and VKVideo.
>>511030970
>source:

>>511030266 (OP)
>t. Ukraine seether
Show your real flag bot

>>511031046
you need KYCed phone number to use telegram

>>511030266 (OP)
Excuse me, but this is /pol/. So long as the glownigger agency that steals your info and compiles your personal data is Russian, then its a good thing. Based and redpilled even.

>>511030266 (OP)
>ULTRA HAPPENING!
>Russia is a corrupt, rotten, warmongering shithole without free speech!
But it has always been like this?

>>511030266 (OP)

What's app is not US government controlled?

>>511030266 (OP)
ULTRA HAPPENING!
Memeflags are faggots and troons.
All memeflags are pronouced as CIA niggers or Jews.

Thank you for your understanding.

>>511030266 (OP)
Russia is probably preparing for military failure with massive censorship.

>>511031204
>what's a burner phone
kek nigga
>>511031245
Found the xruk!

I wonder if it’s just a North Korean copy of their internal OS and apps

>>511031314
you can't get a burner phone in russia and most of europe
and even if you do, that number is your account and that number is owned by a company
telegram is an obvious honey pod, same as X

>ULTRA HAPPENING! Russia is a corrupt, rotten, warmongering shithole without free speech!
From now on, all Russian citizens must use a government-controlled app for texting.
Anyone criticising Putin in private texts will pay a fine or go to prison.
The UK isn't far behind.

>>511030266 (OP)
It's over yes.
>Cant you all see?! Russia does spy their people without their consent!!!
Oh burguer... don't we all?

>>511030266 (OP)
>whatsapp

Who cares?

>>511031314
>>511031360
>using an entire burner phone
Just use something like PingMe to get a temporary number for 50 cents

>>511030266 (OP)
> the ass meme flag

>>511031360
Are you retarded? In all countries of Europe I visited I can walk into a cell store and buy a new sim card for cash. Don't even have to give a name lmao

>>511031599
you can't, nigger faggot
and again
telegram is literally a honeypod, you need KYC to use it, it is not anonymous and in many cases it is not even encrypted in transmission

>>511031544
>>511031254
Dumb niggers this is more about the last paragraph where the Russian government will mandate that all phones sold in Russia will require to have a government spy app installed. Why is everyone on this board so fucking stupid

>>511031654
not today, all sim cads are KYC ed and an individual can buy only 10 in total

>>511030918
>We
There is no "we", nigga. You will eat shit and die for Jewish supremacy.

>>511030896
>ban Telega
They had it banned until Durov sold them the keys when the US was hounding him over some memecoin scam he was running.

>>511031672
and with the new android, such apps cannot be removed, cannot be uninstalled and will auto update, keep your old phones folks

>>511031661
Bitch nigger you can because I currently have a telegram account for following the war with a number from PingMe, also a Twitter account, and an Instagram account. It works.

>>511031724
you are not posting anything, so there is no problem
also you have no money in your telegram so it is no problem
Putin is happy with you

>>511031696
Did it in Prague this January from Vodafone. Voice+SMS+Data while I was traveling there.
KYS, tranny

>>511031672
All Android and iOS phones already come with five eyes spying built-in into the hardware, you dumb fuck.

Also the Russian government doesn't use "spy apps", they have traffic filtering and logging at the network backbone level.

>>511030266 (OP)
Wow how disgusting, the government spying on all their citizens electronically. Good thing that would never happen here in freedom land!

>>511030368
That's the point of Truth Social and X, have backdoor access to everything then run in through Palantir and prioritize targets.

>>511031724
You are not going to convince that retarded tranny of anything. Zir thinks that because he throws "KYC" around it automatically proves him right.
>>511031806
Here, you dropped this

>>511031696
Suspiciously profound expertise is such matters. Are you scamming people?

>>511031806
Obvious Russian propaganda. If my ethical government spies on me, its to keep me safe. But they would never do that! America is the land of freedom!

>>511030266 (OP)

>>511031909
I am an AnCap because I know how the sausage is made

>>511030266 (OP)
Source: the times. KeK, lmao even.

>>511030266 (OP)
yet the average russian has more freedom than the average white british man.

>>511030266 (OP)
>Russia is a corrupt, rotten, warmongering shithole without free speech!

Didn't Youtube purge several thousand channels yesterday for supposedly being propaganda for Russia or China?

>>511031918
you are a farm animal, debt slave

>>511031760
>money
Oh I see, guess if you need to do money transfers then it’s different. I only use these for shitposting

>>511030918
Until you get fucked by geranium and feed the worms in the dirt, nazi fuck.

>>511032040
why will anybody post anything on telegram, well, to make money
and if you were to use telegram for any "work" you need your account to be safe, and you can't have it, since it is KYC ed

>>511031245
Much better than your shit infested swamp.

>>511031700
>DA JOOOOOOOOOS

>>511031278
Totally dude and you also won against Yemen and Iran. Cope harder, faggot.

>>511031904
Did you read my second paragraph? The Russian government has DPI at the network backbone level, they don't want or need "spy apps".

The pre-installed app bullshit is just VK lobbying their shitty messenger app.

>>511032152
I don't give a fuck how the Russians spy on their citizens. I was reacting to your retarded statement about "muh five eyes".

>>511032126
> memeflag

>>511031672
It refers to government personnel, you illiterate count.

>>511031700
FAB 3000 goes: >>>>>>>>>>∆[0] aka boom!

>>511032187
Honestly I don't give a shit how exactly the USA spies on their citizens. But phones come with remote-control hardware and that's an undeniable fact.

>>511031992
Oh, I understand now. You are retarded.

>>511031806
Irrelevant, you don’t see the issue with the Russian government continually getting more despotic because they are losing the war? This was never necessary before all of this, and there is no obvious threat to Putinas power from any of the power brokers in Russia. Most Russians believe the government propaganda about the war so it is not necessary to spy on people to make sure they are obeying.

The only scenario in which these new spying tools and censorship’s make sense is one where massive civilian discontent is expected. Those scenarios are:
1. economy is about to shit itself, banks are getting ready for defaults next month.
2. Russia is about to lose the war and news about it need to be suppressed.
3. Coups, mind you one already happened and it almost worked.

This is not a sign of good times, it’s obvious hardships are coming for Russia

>>511030266 (OP)
expected a memeflag, clicked. boom, memefag

>>511032006
They do arrest about 15 to 20 people a month for bullshit online and keep them for about 3 days in detention. In England is hundreds and they stay in for about 8 months. For the nation that gave us Magna Carta and brutalism, this is shameful.

>>511032195
> The Kremlin is preparing to ban WhatsApp and introduce Max, a government-developed app that will come pre-installed on all digital
devices in Russia from September 1.

ALL
DIGITAL
DEVICES

Nowhere does it say it’s only limited to government phones you retard.

>>511030368
MIGA is anti-putin now. Cmon man, keep up with Trump's betrayals to his voterbase. War is good now and illegals need amnesty

>>511032293
>VK lobbying their shitty apps is akshually the Russian government continually getting more despotic
Meds and right now, faggot.

>>511032379
Ok dude. Whatever makes you cope with your inferiority.

>>511032293
>economy is about to shit itself, banks are getting ready for defaults next month
yah ok

>>511031696
>>511031779
>>511031909
>>511032000
The memeflag is correct and most people actually living in Europa also know this.
Anonymous SIMs arent newly sold.

>>511031992
> AnCap

id est bottom feeder criminal.

>if you refuse to let the government spy easily on you, you are a bottom feeder
shalom

>>511032539
>exchange for a currency that is not freely traded
lol.

But what if EVERYONE criticizes Putin and doesn't pay the fine? What then? A GOVERNMENT CAN'T RULE OVE NOBODY

>>511032555
> Anonymous SIMs arent newly sold in dystopian hellholes.

FTFY

God bless Estonian weak-ass government.

>>511032765
You a bigger dogs dog, good dog.

my gov has access to every single message i send and every call i have without having to petition it
also if i dont pay the mandatory monthly state television fee police will literally kick down my door
why would i care about what happens in russia?

>>511030266 (OP)
In Germany the authorities want access to your whatsapp, where is the difference?
(They want to be able to read your private whatsapp conversations.)

>>511030266 (OP)
who the fuck still uses whatsapp in 2025? It literally has an llm built in, lmao. Every country that cares about its citizenry should ban fucking whatsapp. Not to claim that the russian app is gonna be good, its probably gonna suck ass but there is no way it can suck more than whatsapp, how?

>>511032956
>>511032961
show me a german gulag

>>511030368
Why wouldn't they? Government surveillance is good if the 'right' person rules over them

>>511030385
There's already truth social and parlor which deletes anti trump posts

>>511032956
get a pixel, flash grapheneos on it, read the documentation and then laugh when the piggies try to unlock your phone with a leased israeli device that they pay for on a use by use basis

>>511032888
Yes I’m, but I will enjoy a period of relative freedom you could only dream of. High chances even my children will able to enjoy it.

>>511033337
>High chances even my children will able to enjoy it.
I hope they enjoy every drop of taste of your labor, anon.

>>511032961
>In Germany the authorities want access to your whatsapp, where is the difference?
>(They want to be able to read your private whatsapp conversations.)
WhatsApp has end to end encryption so they can't.

>>511030266 (OP)
meme fags and their social posts
hmmmmmm

>>511030266 (OP)
no one uses WhatsApp in Russia, since Telegram exists.

No one will switch to Max aside from for official/burocracy needs/work and its fine. I know, US lives in stone age, but Russia is long digitalized country with e-goverment where all services are easily accessible online and each citizen has access to his documents, bills, goverment and communal, taxes, property and health services online. I know, its hard to imagine, Russia is litterally 100 years ahead of US and EU (maybe 200 years ahead of EU...)

The MAX messenger is intended as official verified and secure method of communication tied to that platform, so you dont have to deal with imposters, frauds, etc. but absolutely know who you talk and exchange data with - i.e. official gorverment/services position and your identity. Its anti-anonymous and its puprose of that, its not just "verified" its 100% true and fraud safe.

>>511032956
>my gov has access to every single message i send and every call i have without having to petition it
That's your fault for not using end-to-end encryption.

>>511033673
>>511033718
>WhatsApp has end to end encryption so they can't.
are you fucking retarded?

>>511033022
> who the fuck still uses whatsapp in 2025?

I’m on the parents committee in kindergarten, so we got a couple new kids enrolled their parents are from the UK naturally we need to communicate with them, the first thing they proposed was WhatsApp. True story.

Captcha: MAGGA

There's worst places like Ukraine and Africa.
It's another zionist genocide disguised as a gay proxy war.

>>511030918
Literal discord tranny groomers.

>>511030266 (OP)
What's different from here???

>>511030266 (OP)
so it is the same as any Meta app but FSB gets the data instead of jews

>>511034150
the king of england is a faggot that should get a bayonet in his ass.
now say the same sentence with Putin

>>511031174
why are those rent boys so angry and firey?

>>511030266 (OP)
The harder you squeeze, the harder you burst

(((they))) can't tap anymore huh lul

>>511030266 (OP)

>>511033698
>Russia is long digitalized country with e-goverment where all services are easily accessible online and each citizen has access to his documents, bills, goverment and communal, taxes, property and health services online. I know, its hard to imagine, Russia is litterally 100 years ahead of US and EU (maybe 200 years ahead of EU...)
We have a digital government since the 2000s and its gay and ZOG. Enjoy the fake online """voting"""

>>511031700
>"I would like to draw your attention to the fact that almost two million people from the former Soviet Union and the Russian Federation reside in Israel. It is almost a Russian-speaking country today. And, undoubtedly, we always take this into account in Russia’s contemporary history," the Russian president said
https://tass.com/politics/1977955

>>511030266 (OP)
Russians are happy being serfs.

>>511035262
This is insane levels of cope lol.

>>511033827
>are you fucking retarded?
No you.

>>511030266 (OP)
Everyone, please, ask someone to tell P. to stop doing this.

We want WhatsApp, youtube and free internet.

(((Max))) (translated as scam, Macs), created by (((them))) and Ukrainians.

It's over for us.

>>511030987
>>511031046
Now they plan to fine us if we use vpn and enter such websites.

There'll be no real russian people in internet in 2027. Only cyber warriors and bots.

It's hell here.

Never trust and pro r. propaganda bots.

Also, ask someone to save internet in Russia. I can't live without global internet.

>>511036599
You sound like a liberashka, mate. Vk, ok and rt will do. Total firewall for (((multipolar world order)))

>>511030266 (OP)
Whatsapp is owned by Microsoft, which has long been beholden to the CIA. Why the fuck wouldn't they do that?

>>511030266 (OP)
But its called Freedom when Murica does it

>>511030266 (OP)
>whatsapp
>private
May as well be sending messages straight to US DoD. Makes complete sense to ban it, if they were based they help raise awareness and provide open source E2E encryption solutions to their population and raise awareness of western spyware risk, especially among military personnel. But can't expect that lol.

>>511030266 (OP)
Meanwhile Facebook is literally a DARPA project and amerimongrel media never seems to have a problem with this.

>>511030266 (OP)
Soon in all of the first world, because the true scam of multipolarism is that it is unimodal.

>>511036699
Kill yourself or leave. No one is stopping you.

>>511033042
whole germany ?

>>511030368
>all of the discord troon replies
kek

>>511037965
are you allowed to leave?

>>511030266 (OP)
So when america wants to ban tiktok because its chinese honeypot its fine but if russia does the same its hecking bad. Do you also think commie nations like china use Whatsapp lmao sage

>>511036599
>We want WhatsApp, youtube and free internet.

no we don't fucking zoomzoom
before the internet i could buy any game on cd for 80₽ in pirate store. Same with movies and music.
Nowadays it's paywalls and subscription services, f that burn it to the ground

>>511038224
America didn't ban tiktok + tiktok isn't an app to send msg

>>511030266 (OP)
>messaging and services
It's not a WhatsApp replacement.
It's probably the Russian version of an Everything App.

>>511038333
>I wanna live in the stone age, its less confusing to me

>>511032188
He's still right tho...

>>511039003
not necessary but since year 2006 or so objectively nothing improved in tech. everything just became more gay, lootboxes and tiktok and tinder and such

>>511039345
That is true but does not mean one should promote eliminating the best communication method humans have developed ever.
No deep state can truely defeat it.

>>511030266 (OP)
Oh no! Russia is going to spy on peoples communications, financial activities, locations, and internet browsing? They're copying the US!

>>511039584
icq was better than anything we have rn
as i said only zoomzoom itt

>>511039751
>as i said only zoomzoom itt
Oh-Oh! Dont let Zalupa turn your flower red!

>>511039876
>has nothing to say
>talks about anal sex

typical broccolihead

>>511040141
>mentions ICQ
>Ignores mention of ICQ notification sound
>Ignores mention of ICQ symbol turning into a red flower when offline

>mentions anal sex, insults

yep, its a ruski

>>511040422
>writes about dicks and rosetten in a tech thread
>accuses others of being gay

freak

>>511040654
Nobody but you thought of rosetten, you faggot.
ICQs symbol was a flower. if you actually knew ICQ you would know this.
Why are you rusniggers so mentally ill. who casually mentions an oldfag chat program to PRETEND, and then immediately, unmprompted, thinks of gay sex?
youre the fucking freak

>>511040781
what do you think zalupa means
zoomer freak

>>511030266 (OP)
>Based Russia is banning more western jewish fake news, degenerate and spying software
This is bad how?

>>511040934
>mention dickhead
>russian thinks of rosette automatically in association
>accuses you of faggotry
cant make this shit up

>>511041034
yes "dickheads turning ones flower red" is totally not mentioning anal sex. You zoomers are deranged freaks

When is Russia going to ban 4chan so I don't have to hear about this non-country all the time or hear about their schizo takes on software on /g/?

>>511036699
So Putler learned nothing from SU
Oh well. Maybe the next guy will introduce Perestroika II

>>511030266 (OP)
As opposed to the EU, who allows you to have any app you want as long as you don't say anything about migrants on them or they show up at your house in the middle of the night and take you to prison.

>>511033022
Every single Third Worlder uses WhatsApp.

>>511041205
It truely, truely wasnt, anon.
We talked about removing Internet.
I talked about autocracies not being able to completely stop comms via Internet, and therefor Internet being good for citizens
hence the quote
>No deep state can truely defeat it.

If you go offline in ICQ, the flower turns red.

I suppose this was a funny little accident, since Zalupa, in my head, is just a name, but still.

>>511036699
You are CIA VPN shill. All real russians support this.

>>511030266 (OP)
lmao stupid ass niggers, all western social media already do that for the US and the British government.

>>511038131
Stop seething

>>511030266 (OP)
>from now russia wont use zuck's spyware
This is a bad thing because?

>>511041424
Who allowed you to leave the stables?

>>511030266 (OP)
>ULTRA HAPPENING! Russia is a corrupt, rotten, warmongering shithole without free speech!
>From now on, all Russian citizens must use a government-controlled app for texting.
>Anyone criticising Putin in private texts will pay a fine or go to prison.

So it is exactly like the US now? Has Russia finally fallen to the point where they are equal?

>>511038224
>So when america wants to ban tiktok because its chinese honeypot
Lel

>>511041389
let's just say something was lost in translation.

Anyway, ICQ was superior because it didn't require your phone number. That's what they took from us

>>511041545
post american gulags
post american presidency term limits
post american motorbike meatwave

>>511041545
Funny enough every super app in America is a flop
Only east Asian countries have this level of surveillance, specifically
China
South Korea
Indonesia
Philippines

>>511041651
>lost in translation
Kind of amusing in hindsight, I apologize for insulting you in this regard, I can now see how this happened.
It always did here. I used MSN messenger when they required it.

>>511032282
I just denied it you stupid faggot. You gonna cry about it?

>>511041655
Reminder that russia has a lower church attendance than California

>>511041953
>church
Yeah, whatever this is, it aint christian.

Ukraine and Poland are Jewish states.
stop siding with the jews because of faggy propaganda.

>>511042042
Priests blessing random objects isn't really unusual
You should have posted the murals in their army church featuring commie iconography lol

>>511042062
Don't look at the ethnicities of russian oligarchs

>>511042187
I wanted to but didnt find em, saved em now thanks
its not random objects thou, its a shittly assembled pile of guns

>>511032282
>But phones come with remote-control hardware and that's an undeniable fact.
When building and designing microchip processors, a couple of american men in dark suits often show up and offer obscene ammounts of cash (research funding) to "add a little custom design" on the corner of the die. We aren't told what the extra patterning builds but we assume its related to their espionage capabilities
t. nanotech and microfabrication

>US or any western country doing same shit = all good guys it's for our safety!
>Russia doing same shit = AHAHA FUCKING SHITHOLE CORRUPT COUNTRY BWAHAHAH
I swear like 90% of 4chan should lobotomize themselves asap.

>>511030266 (OP)
I don't blame them.
WhatsApp is a Jewish honeypot.

>>511042453
The same things that happen in Russia generally happen in the west
The only difference being is that they are almost universally always worse in russia

>>511030266 (OP)
So like the nsa/binney did starting in the 90's except russia is being honest.

>>511030266 (OP)
>implying snowden didnt expose it all
Its over

>>511030266 (OP)
>surveillance of users' communications, financial activity, location, and internet browsing
Russia is late to the party. NSA, CIA, Five Eyes, China, Mossad, etc have been doing this for decades.

>>511031278
Wow this retard take that ukraine is gonna win any day now is so old I am gonna bring back an old insult for you to match


Cope, seethe and dilate

>>511042187
I hate this because it's so aesthetically beautiful, but at the same time it's a perversion of faith.

>>511042752
It makes sense once you realise that the great patriotic war(not WW2) is basically the modern russian creation myth

>>511030266 (OP)
Good, Pidorstan is not shitholeish enough.

Holy shit what is this thread?

Tons of completely tech illiterate niggers.

Feeling sad for the few Russians that are not sheep.

>>511033698
>Russia is literally 100 years ahead of US and EU (maybe 200 years ahead of EU...)
Western countries have had digital government and business services for decades, you dumb vodka monkey.
The only reason Russia modernised slightly was because American and European companies arrived in your shithole subhuman country after the fall of the Soviet Union.

>>511032282
>>Honestly I don't give a shit how exactly the USA spies on their citizens
You should because your government will be using the same methods… in ten years.

>>511034005
Same with Hispanic’s in the US, they fucking love WhatsApp for some reason.

>>511044045
I use it because it's relatively simple and not clunky and slow like FM messenger for example.
What do Americans use?

>>511036699
So basically what china did a few years ago. he's literally copying daddy xi.

>>511030918
Why are you not in the trenches fighting for your homeland, GOY

thank god I left that shithole for this shithole.

>>511030266 (OP)
No more youtube, 4chan, twitter

Only max and putin

>>511045490
>no more western degeneracy, fake news and jewish lies

Sounds amazing

>>511030896
There are tons of Russians on Instagram using it through VPN’s. Those especially with businesses need to use it because hardly anybody is on VK in comparison.

>>511030266 (OP)
So is the JewSA.

Soon even viewing extremist content (for example a total nigger death meme) will be illegal in traditional patriotic Russia

>>511045563
>western degeneracy

Yeah, not they only get Asiatic degeneracy