They always rely on the same paradoxes: that the government is simultaneously all-powerful and totally incompetent, and that the secret is perfectly hidden but somehow hundreds of people were in on it.

>>511036333 (OP)
The best conspiracy theory is that there are competent people with a plan somewhere.

>>511036333 (OP)
If you have accomplished anything of any remote significance in life you will have been personally involved in at least one conspiracy.
Then you will see how they work, and how easy they are.
Kill yourself jew.
Your time is over.
Total jew death.

>>511036420
Niggga using expired lettuce at Burger King aint the same thing as plotting to kill thousands of people

>>511036333 (OP)
>the government is simultaneously all-powerful and totally incompetent
It’s not “the government” orchestrating anything. The ones in charge have to make it look dumb. It’s a humiliation ritual.

>>511036333 (OP)
You forgot the classic:
>information independently verified by multiple organizations and institutions
I sleep
>unverified information put together in movie maker by a schizophrenic youtuber with 3 followers, 70% of the audio of his videos is just uninterrupted static noise or him breathing into his $2 mic
REAL SHIT

>>511036666
Lmao and nice quads

>>511036333 (OP)
>that the government is
Anti-terrorist exercises were taking place on this day, and terrorists decided to carry out an attack on the same day. What a coincidence!
I'm talking about London.

>>511036494
>to kill thousands of people
who said anything about killing?
you can just fake the victims too. in fact thats what they usually do, that way they can also farm money from gullible idiots that donate to the fake families of fake victims.

>>511036382
this was deboonked long ago, giving them any sort of credence was projection, i never would have imagined that so many people could be so dumb

>>511036771
drills are happening all the time. That’s literally what militaries and emergency services do when they’re not actively deployed or responding to real events.

I am the same, I can't stand conspiracy theories.

Reality is much more compelling and meaningful.

For example:

The zionist Jews did 9/11.

https://ine.uaf.edu/wtc7

>>511036333 (OP)
The ethnic replacement you see going on around you that official documents describe as replacement migration is just a conspiracy theory.
The Epstein files existed, then didn't exist, then were a fabrication

>>511036856
It was a rhetorical point that office conspiracies aren't on the same scale and severity as most conspiracies.
He said
He said
>If you have accomplished anything of any remote significance in life you will have been personally involved in at least one conspiracy.
I assume he was referring to some sort of work-related coverup or something. Doesn't matter. The point is that conspiracies rely on insane circumstances to happen.

>>511036333 (OP)
oh thank god. now i can sleep at night, knowing that conspiracies do not exist.

i mean this wtc antenna turning to dust is obviously easily explainable by the osama bin laden's hijacked jets.

>>511036333 (OP)
Silly goy