Thread 511039480

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Anonymous (ID: QwaqZ0fx)

7/22/2025, 1:27:16 PM No.511039480 [Report] >>511039509 >>511039588 >>511039610 >>511039637 >>511039724 >>511039965 >>511040570 >>511042930 >>511043251 >>511043325 >>511043361 >>511043372 >>511043445 >>511043452

you must push only one button

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red: judaism isn't allowed anymore, but neither is *any* religion altogether - if the surveillance drones catch you praying you get sent to the spirit world

green: your brain is rewired to be gay, but you never have to interact with women ever again for any reason

Anonymous (ID: OX/iyJYp)

7/22/2025, 1:27:59 PM No.511039509 [Report] >>511044891

>>511039480 (OP)
Left. Religion is gay.

Anonymous (ID: HVR+bF+S)

7/22/2025, 1:29:34 PM No.511039588 [Report]

>>511039480 (OP)
i'd turn 360 and walk away

Anonymous (ID: 0qV8P9YJ)

7/22/2025, 1:30:14 PM No.511039610 [Report]

>>511039480 (OP)
First tell me who made this machine.

Anonymous (ID: xqn1bmuj)

7/22/2025, 1:30:52 PM No.511039637 [Report]

>>511039480 (OP)
the red button of course.
all religions are cancer.

Anonymous (ID: 9y70ke8e)

7/22/2025, 1:32:18 PM No.511039724 [Report] >>511039759

>>511039480 (OP)
So what if Judaism is banned? Jews have a secular form of Jewry.
And many secular practices in normal life are religious. You might as well choose neither button.
Well perhaps red is tempting.

Anonymous (ID: 9y70ke8e)

7/22/2025, 1:32:58 PM No.511039759 [Report]

>>511039724
*green is tempting
fixed that

Anonymous (ID: jFculnmY)

7/22/2025, 1:36:41 PM No.511039965 [Report]

>>511039480 (OP)
I literally walk away because both options are trash. Most jews don't even follow judaism. Call me when one of the options is "gas all jews permanently. I'll press that one with basically any conditions besides nullification of the premise.

Anonymous (ID: Z59rtI8E) 7/22/2025, 1:49:04 PM No.511040570 [Report]

>>511039480 (OP)
I'm gay and trust me, you'd rather not be gay. God I wish I was normal straight dude.

Anonymous (ID: y+hNOrqm)

7/22/2025, 2:35:56 PM No.511042930 [Report]

>>511039480 (OP)
I thought going to the spirit world was the point?

Anonymous (ID: Thn6FEFH)

7/22/2025, 2:41:51 PM No.511043251 [Report]

>>511039480 (OP)
Red, without even the slightest hesitation. The world needs to move on from retarded superstition, particularly of the middle eastern abrahamic kind which has no fucking relevance anywhere else or in the modern day. As philosophy it can be interesting, people who take that shit literally are actual fucking morons.

LAW WINS (ID: yJwrAKoa)

7/22/2025, 2:43:34 PM No.511043325 [Report]

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>>511039480 (OP)
Just makes me wanna play some Tekken
WATAAH!

Anonymous (ID: ScFPOt1v)

7/22/2025, 2:44:22 PM No.511043361 [Report]

>>511039480 (OP)
The fuck is this? All religions are childish lies, but if any are to be singled out as especially evil it's Islam, not Judaism.

Anonymous (ID: MF57IUDk) 7/22/2025, 2:44:31 PM No.511043372 [Report]

>>511039480 (OP)
red all day every day

Anonymous (ID: zvzR680q)

7/22/2025, 2:46:02 PM No.511043445 [Report]

>>511039480 (OP)
I disregard your advice and mash both buttons simultaneously.

Anonymous (ID: eb68hwsX)

7/22/2025, 2:46:08 PM No.511043452 [Report]

>>511039480 (OP)
Red. No religion does not mean no spiritual practices.

Anonymous (ID: Uqe7xw38)

7/22/2025, 2:56:47 PM No.511044058 [Report]

>511039480
>smash both the buttons because there is no winning even if you eliminate wimminz or the various forms of the jewish religion
Fuck you and your dumb fuck facebook boomer tier thread kraut nigger.
>red - secular Jews still exist and you live in a shitty surveilled nanny state
>green - you're a faggot

Anonymous (ID: iyzW9/3F)

7/22/2025, 3:11:12 PM No.511044891 [Report]

>>511039509
Left.
Can I meditate?
Can I think privately?
Are criminals allowed or are prayers the number one criminal prioritize sending to the spirit realm?
Religion could be reduced to "clubs"