Thread 511040472

I am a dreamer under daca in California but my family has been visited by ice and asking for me. I've never committed any crimes and am currently in my last 2 years of my computer science PhD. I cannot afford to be deported now.

What do I do?

ice ice baby
doodoodooo dodododo

>>511040472 (OP)
post spaghetti code

>>511040472 (OP)
Go LARP on /tg/.

>>511040472 (OP)
>I am a dreamer under daca in California
What does this mean?

>>511040924
Illegal immigrant who needs to go back to their homeland.

>>511040472 (OP)
SELF DEPORT
YOU INSUFFERABLE PIECE OF SHIT

>>511040472 (OP)
>I am a dreamer under daca in California
my uncle also dreams he is in band. Sometimes he gets death threats. Stay strong dreamer is hard job

>>511040472 (OP)
carry a granade with you at all times

>>511040472 (OP)
come back to Uruguay retard

>>511040472 (OP)
Self deport and apply for a student visa. Then work your way through the immigration system. That or roll the dice on Trump getting your DACA status nullified and you get a long term ban on returning. Seems like a simple choice, but I know your melanin content makes it difficult to make those.

>>511040472 (OP)
If you are Mexican, since you are on our occupied land, do what the gringos did to us when we tried to evict them and free their kidnapped victims. If you aren't, then gtfo and I hope those jewish zogbot soldiers get you.

>>511040472 (OP)
Kill yourself, brown faggot

>>511040472 (OP)
GTFO scum. Stop stealing opportunities from Whites. Go be great in your own country

>>511040472 (OP)
Start dreaming of mexico

>>511040472 (OP)
Evoke the “never committed any crimes” clause and they can’t deport you. The media told me about it. Good luck.

>>511040584
>never committed any crimes
>is here illegally

The famous mexican intellectual, everyone

>>511041362
And you know he's Mexican, Russian man?

>>511040472 (OP)
Time to go back to mexico spic.

>>511040472 (OP)
listen man, just tell me where you are an I'll pick you up and take you to a safe place

>>511040472 (OP)
You self deport

>>511040472 (OP)
You broke the law Miguel.
Time to pay the piper.
Come back when you're not brown.

>>511040472 (OP)
>What do I do?

Get on the bus nigger

>>511040472 (OP)
paint your skin white and start wearing turtlenecks and blazers

>>511040472 (OP)
>I have illegally crossed border
>I never have committed any crime

dear janitors,
ICE Tip Line: 866-DHS-2-ICE
do your job, please

>>511040472 (OP)
>Be OP
>Make-up lies
>Be a giga faggot nigger
KYS

>>511040472 (OP)
self deport. if you don't you'll be sentenced to 5 years hard labor building wall

>>511043925
forgot the pic

>>511040472 (OP)
Die

>>511040472 (OP)
Juan, let me tell you, we've got some of the best cars out there. Really top-notch, believe me. Sports cars, military cars, limos. You name it, we’ve got it. Real classy stuff. Only the best.

So, here's the deal, Juan. You're getting in the car, okay? It's a fantastic ride, really, you’ll love it. Smooth, fast, maybe the best ride you'll have all day! Best ride of your life! We’ve got it all set up, totally organized, like you wouldn’t believe. All set up just for you, Juan. Only for you.

I know the driver too, very good friend of mine, known this guy for years. A real world class individual, one of the best kinds of people that I’ve met, and look, I’ve met a lot of people and a lot of drivers, believe me. This guy is the best at being both. Hand-picked, cream of the crop. I’ll tell you, he’s so good that I have him drive ME around. That’s right, Juan. Donald Trump’s personal driver is going to drive YOU! This trip is gonna be huge!

Now, don’t worry, we're going to take you on a fantastic journey. A first-class trip! Best of the best. You’ll have so much fun that you’ll want to do it all over again! You’ll look back on this and say, “That was something special. Thank you, Mr. President!” Because nobody does it better, Juan. Nobody but me.

That guy over there nodding? See him? Yeah, he knows what I’m talking about here, believe me. Plenty of folks will agree with me on this one. So, Juan, let’s make it easy, let's keep it simple. Right this way to the car, the best car, only for you, my friend.

You’re gonna go back to Mexico and I’ll tell you right now, you’ll thank me. That’s how good it’s gonna be, Juan. So, what do you say, Juan? How about you get your dirty spic ass in the fucking car? Should we do it the easy way or the hard way? The choice is yours, my friend. It was always yours.

>>511044016
the fact it's like five dudes doing these 'trolls' that they will try to make actual points, made to look retarded then just seethe before ultimately burying the thread and doing it again

sometimes its fun to interact sometimes its not

they get really upset when you make them look like dumbasses so now they wont reply past saying you defend drump

if you get them and tell them the truth they'll just bury the thread wait and either come back to it once it's other people and say the EXACT SAME thing or make a new thread

at the end of the day they're all running defense for pedos while we joke about running defense for one, it's kinda sick and really holds merit to them all being kid fuckers

it's why the we'll make your kids gay all being sex offenders didn't bother them

>>511040472 (OP)
I feel a little bit of sympathy for those being deported but I still want them all deported. All 60 million illegals and their kids. It's a zero sum game. Any resources that you or yours get from the USA are resources that me and my family of white native Americans deserve. You are stealing food from the mouths of my children and their future. So I will always oppose all forms of immigration. All immigrants must leave. all niggers must be returned to Africa. The USA belongs to white german and english men and nobody else. Not women, not subhuman halfbreeds. Only white men. Like me.

>>511040472 (OP)
Go home

>>511044540
just look at all the bots in this thread. this board has gotten really trashy

Just stay right where you are.
https://youtu.be/tNVhSLtEpcU

>>511040472 (OP)
>I've never committed any crimes
>illegal immigrant
Mexico isn't sending its best, you have to go back, Juan.

>>511040472 (OP)
Nice LARP. Ice should deport you anyways for being such a faggot.

Everything in the USA belongs to the citizens of the USA. To the people. To the people who have been here for generations. If your family hasn't been here for 200 years building this nation, what makes you think you deserve any piece of this? I see all foreigners as termites who would feast on the structure of our home and render it into trash. Our forefathers built this nation. It is our birthright. There should be no limits to the threat we pose against those who would steal our birthright and deny us the fruits of our own homeland. We should fight those people to the death without mercy or remorse. This land IS OUR LAND.

>>511044863
haha I mean this:

is who they are when they dont strawman

Sorry to hear this is happening to you. So you're here legally? Assuming this is legitimate, if you are here legally, I recommend looking into moving to a sanctuary city or state. You will have better chances of evading unjust detainment or arrest moving to where the local authorities are prioritizing protecting legitimate foreigners on visas.

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