Thread 511041775

I wanna start a company where I install septic tanks in trailer parks.
The equipment I need.
>Shovel
>Wrench
>Prefabbed septic tanks

What the government says I need.
>Yearly training courses that cover everything from septic systems to water heaters. 4 days a year.
>Forming and registering an LLC for taxes, must have a physical address separate from your home for the company.
>Business license in county, meets once a year has your main competition (large septic tank installer) on the board.
>1 million dollars in liability insurance
>$200,000 in bonded money for liability
>Environmental compliance training, requires 2 year AA degree to enroll at the college for 2 semester course.
>Business health insurance and unemployment for just yourself (12k a year) in addition to your personal health insurance.
>Certification in small machinery operation, another yearly training course, because insurance would cost 24k a year if you just used a shovel (worried about back injuries).
>Small backhoe for digging a hole.
>Insurance for the backhoe
> Truck to transport backhoe and class B license, insurance for truck and yearly courses on operating the truck
>Permits for every installation
>Inspections for every installation before you finish, turns a 1 day job in a 3 day commitment.

What boomers needed
>Shovel
>Wrench
>Prefabbed septic tanks

>>511041775 (OP)
you need hep vax & covid boosters fggt

>>511041861
>fggt
Only shitskins feel the need to unnecessarily abbreviate words.

>>511041775 (OP)
you're describing all liberal government or nanny states that cater to the lowest common denominator
>must be handicap accessible
>railing must be exactly this high or we shut down your business and then no one can enter!
they create inhumane conditions while feigning to be champions of people
they bring everything to a grinding halt and then wonder where all the production/productive people went

>>511041775 (OP)
I quit going to work after I realized 90% of the time I'm just wasting my time doing pointless shit nobody cares about and not getting ahead in life.
I worked there a lot over the past 12 years and the wagie community was a major factor in my decision to not work anymore. NEETs did it to an extent as well but WAGIES are far worse.
Someone could give a long drawn out and factually accurate explanation of what would have to happen for me to even be able to one day buy a home and have a family and why working was fraudulent. The post would get a dozen responses of
>WHY SHOULD YOU EAT?
>when you know you know
>economic collapse is coming
>stack metals the end is nigh
>keep waging faggot
>100% eoy silver will reach 5k an ounce
Or some equally long schizo post explaining numerology, using bible scripture and random posts here explaining how by the end of the year billions will be unemployed because of the AI.
Here we are.
After seeing the nothingburger today I came here just to watch the seething and suicide letters. It’s beyond EOY, the jobs didn't disappear, the banks didn't collapse (unfortunately), no more use cases and all the dirty laundry is out in the air now.
It’s not going to be Millennial's Economic Paradise, it will not be the Roaring 20's all over again. The world will not be descending into hyper deflation and prosperity (as was obsessed over for months/years) it will be going on as usual with no major gains or rewards.
I will enjoy watching wagies burn every step along the way.
Why?
Because those fucking idiots deserve it all.

>>511041775 (OP)
Sad no one can be john appleseed nowadays

>>511041775 (OP)
>guy shows up with a shovel and a tank saying he's here to install septic tank
>ummm ok... I guess that will work
>point out the double wide that needs a septic tank
>man walks over and starts digging hole
>hits buried cables
>oops.jpg
>probably should have called before he dig
>city comes to fix his shit on taxpayer dollars
>marks where he can dig
>finally, can start real work
>hah, get fukt libtard regulations turning a 1 day job into 3 days
>ends up spending 3 days digging a trench and hole manually with a shovel anyways
>no knowledge of soil, water tables, etc
>no knowledge of distribution box or drain field
>no knowledge of septic system sizing
>septic system catastrophically fails
>shit everywhere. People drowning in poo
>have to pay real contractor out of pocket to fix his work because not bonded/insured
>can't sue because he was some random guy you found on backpage and paid in Litecoin
>destroy body digging faulty septic systems by hand for 5 years
>retire on taxpayer disability dollars by 35

>>511042119
You could. But, why?

>>511041775 (OP)
Damn, that sucks. Too bad you let someone other than your customer know what you want to do. I'm sure I was supposed to tell someone when I installed mine. Or when I built additions to my house or the fence around it. Or when I re plumbed and re wired my house.

>>511041775 (OP)
>what the boomers needed
You forgot the part where they imported an entire country of retard slaves

>>511042176
>hits buried cables
Anyone could do that.

>>511042176
This is the sad truth. We have all these rules and regulations because someone somewhere along the way, fucked things up.

>>511042213
Did you at least build it to code so you’re not infecting the local ground water?

>>511041942
fkn n'ce

>>511042314
Not really. Some states have strict digging laws and require a locate on utilities in the area.

>>511042324
"Qualified people" literally hit cables all the time. It makes no difference and it's a really dumb argument.

>>511042408
You're not digging a septic tank in the middle of the road nigger.

>>511042408
Your mileage may vary. I apparently have magic water lines as none of the three crews have been able to find where it connects to my house.

>>511042421
They literally don't unless you're not doing your job properly.

>>511042213
dick was a nooticer

>>511042477
>Thinks buried cables and utilities are only in the road
HURRRR

>>511042516
Just beware of cables when digging.

>>511042575
Obviously you're more likely to encounter them where they are commonly found.

>>511041775 (OP)
oh man just go to the trailer park and do it anyways
no way those guys will rat on you to pigs if youre gonna be able to do it cheaper (you will, obv)
youll be the king of the parks. everyone will be offering their sister to you for marriage

>>511042176
Don't tread on me.

>>511042676
>Don't tread on me
Brazilian electrician comes to set up his fuse box
>Anon dies in an electrical fire
Didn't tread on him

>>511042290
no one had slaves digging septic tanks in trailer parks you colossal fucking retard

>>511042676
NOOOOOOO!!!!!

YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR SOME JEW QUALIFICATION TO TELL YOU TO BE CAREFUL WHEN DIGGING ON THE SMALL CHANCE YOU ENCOUNTER A LIVE ELECTRICAL CABLE

>>511041775 (OP)
>unemployment for just yourself (12k a year)

That's now how much unemployment tax costs. Federal unemployment (FUTA) is 0.6% on the first $7,000 an employee earns, so if you're the only employee we're talking about $42/year.

State unemployment wage bases vary, but are generally charged on the first $7,000 - $10,000 an employee earns in most states (WA is crazy, charging unemployment on the first $30k or something). Tax rates for new employers are usually like 2.5% or something for the first few years, so let's say it's 2.5% of $10,000 - that's $250/year.

Don't like it? Fine, sperg out on your accountant and say you should be exempt from state unemployment tax. Then, because you aren't participating in a state program, you have to pay the full rate of 6.2% for FUTA. You don't get the 5.4% discount anymore.

It sucks but it's a couple hundred bucks. To spend $12k on unemployment you'd need a staff of close to 50 employees and/or high turnover.

>>511042328
Code? Code is for niggers who lack common sense. I'm white, I don't need someone telling me how to do something that comes naturally.

>>511042328
>ground water
Lol. Grow up

>>511041775 (OP)
I remember this post.
Why didn't you just take a screenshot instead of copying it?

>>511042176
great hypothetical scenario you completely made up and has very little statistical likelihood of happening, nowhere near justifying the onerous burdens placed on everyone to dig a fucking hole in the ground. I had a whole military career of 15 years listening to people like you justify real world measures for literal made up problems. "No, more headphone while running on base, someone could get hit."
No collisions recorded,
No collisions with pedestrians recorded,
members run on a track or on nature trails,
concerned faggots are the worst. leave us alone.