Thread 511056309

Strong Victim Opposition Edition

Come watch niggers beg for freedom

Stream- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jtOze_CHZI

Previously on /LPBG/ >>511047253

TYB

Dis nig got his own shop.

>>511056309 (OP)
TYB
The board is taking a awful amount of snack and poop breaks

12 years for stealing a car. He's lying about something

>>511056375
He's probably a certified forklifter

>He owned a car shop
>Fixed a car
>The owner took the car, apparently without paying
>He stole it back
>3 years of a 12 year sentence, unauthorized use and theft
Something's not adding up
Plus he's a 3rd felony offender

>>511056443
Yeah, it sounds like he was running a chop shop.

>>511056309 (OP)
tyb

>reclaims unpaid for services
free this nigger immediately. most of my work day is spent dealing with people who owe my company for goods and services and i long to do this shit to them
>get the authorities involved
HAHAHAHAAAAHHAAAAA FUCK YOU CHUCKY

the hell is goin on with his head? did he try to draw on hair and miss a spot?

>>511056640
Tete can flop out her tatas and I'll consider early release

>>511056687
completely agreed.

>Convictions for 2nd degree battery, felony theft, issuing worthless checks, illegal possession of stolen things
The truth always comes out

Chucky will vote to grant

>A nigger mechanic
Never ever take your car to a nigger
They're incompetent and will scam you
Even if they're work at a dealership under a white person it's a bad move

>>511056687
he's a scam artist. don't believe his lies

>>511056680
Does anyone have the completed version of picrel?

Dumb boon doesn't know what a mechanics lien is.

>>511056779
i cant help it

Fucking hell

HELLO?

Next contestant
>02 GORMAN, ROBIN 00725095 W/M 05/18/1981 WWR 01/06/2026
> SLN VPD 03 05/30/2025
> 161854 SCHEDULE I
> 161854 SCHEDULE I
> [111102F] SECOND DEGREE CRUELTY TO JUVEN
> [111103F] SCHEDULE I
> 2020F0127 SCHEDULE II
> 2020F0127 FIRST DEGREE VEH NEG INJURY
Shitload of drugs, running somebody over in a car, and cruelty to juveniles?!

>render services as a mechanic
>have dispute about services you rendered
>decide to steal the truck of customer to take the parts you installed back
>believe this is a good idea while on parole
Nigger logic at it's finest

>>511057072
got high, got in a car accident with a kid in one of the cars.

Hello...is it me you're looking for?

>>511057192
yep.
>why didn't you call the police to have them get the vehicle back for you?
>SSSHHHHHEEEEEEIIITTTTT

>>511057192
Wasn't he applying for parole then?

Holy shit MARY IS DEAD

HALLOOOOOOOOOW

POV you are about to hear why Israel is our greatest ally and that immigrants are really good for the country

Mary looks like if Kitboga's voice changer was a person

>>511057225
>got high, got in a car accident with a kid in one of the cars.
Pretty good, anon!

>>511057477
Checked and kekd

POV when you're about to fuck someone's leg up

>>511057555
checked
and he said he was driving home from work, so it doesn't seem like he would have a kid in his car unless he picked one up on his way home, and it seems unlikely the motorcycle had a kid on it.

>on parole when the accident happened
kid thing might be separate incident.

>>511057763
>kid thing might be separate incident.
Yeah I'm thinking that's it
That would explain why the cruelty charge on the docket is in brackets
"He was on parole for the bracketed charges when this happened"

>Roman Catholic priest

He's fucked a butt or three.

What the fuck is the point of any of this?

this statement is meant to be in support but it kinda isn't working

Story time with Rev Albert

Fuck off Lahey
You'll get your rent.

he read Huck Finn and To Kill A Mockingbird, LET HIM GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>511058007
he's in homily mode

>>511058095
Hello, Prator!

he should have said all that shit in Latin

>wrap it up
based

I bet the priest knows all about those jobs. Some blow while some are handy.

>>511058168
there's a halfway decent chance he doesn't even speak latin. Vatican II has been a disaster for the Catholic church

this fucking guys face lol

kill this man

and he claims he noticed none of that???? how high was he?

This guy is fucked and rightfully so

He's so fucked even the priest is cringing

This took a dark turn. What the fuck.

>8 weeks old
>Baby started crying and turned purple when touched
>Hemorrhages in both eyes, multiple fractures to both legs, broken ribs, skull fracture
In a just world, he wouldn't be breathing

Meemaw with the kill shot

Well this guy should be killed.

>have a crime against a child
>Meemaw is on the panel for your hearing

25 POUNDS of weed? lol even by my standards that's a bit much for personal use.

100 rounds of .40 caliber ammo
Rookie numbers

why is meemaw holding his past against him? that was a long time ago

>hurting a baby
Feed him to the gators

Meemaw pulls zero punches.

i wonder if the Father knows all this

>>511058672
Seriously - when I order ammo, it's usually a box of 500
I should hit the range this weekend

>>511058781
Looks like he's gunna cry

>>511058672
>>511058782
for all we know he shot 400 niggers and white trash low lives before he got busted.

If restitution is required he just lost all his commissary benefits. No snacks for that honkey.

>>511058782
> I should hit the range this weekend
Too dang hot.

>Good time date in Autumn 2026
Prator is 100% a deny with a date that close
And Meemaw would probably prefer a bullet, but she'll just vote to deny

EXTEND HIS SENTENCE

>Goes to jail for DUI
>Caught being drunk in jail

>>511058676
Criminal history is very important to releasing someone back into the wild.

>>511058782
Me to Fren. Been hoarding ammo since the early 2000s. I remember buying cases of 5.56 M855 ammo (1000 rounds) for less than 200 bucks

This nigger is in the right place.

>>511058974
There's an indoor range near me that's new, clean, and reasonable at $25 for an hour

Bro just wait.
If my sentence was over in a year I'd rather wait than be given a bunch of rules and other shit that could easily get me back in prison

>>511058974
gotta go out there and train for any weather anon.

>>511059268
That's easy to say as a free man. I agree with the logic but there must be a powerful instinct to GTFO at any cost or risk.

Ooo this next guy is not getting out

>>511059210
I have never been to an indoor range. Nothing like a nice summer day, hang out with my dog and blast some homemade targets on private land.
>>511059107
.556 is so expensive nowadays

Most real life Black Americans don't act like the nog meme

>>511059210
Probably would frown on me using an AR tho.

>>511059402
>01 BURNSIDE, ERIC W 00582226 B/M 04/02/1974 WWR 07/28/2025
> RAP ALD 02 07/02/2025
> 321922 OPER-VEHICLE-INTOXICATED 4TH
Yeah, 4th DUI, and 2nd felony convictoin
He's probably cooked

America's ghettos are in decline because so many African-Americans are getting educated and moving into the middle class and affluent class.

There's a reason why ghettos are on the decline.

More and more people who live in those areas are realizing that education is the ticket out of poverty and they get educated and enter into the middle and affluent class.

>>511059518
>are getting educated
Are you implying they weren't educated?
You racist little shit
How dare you

Over 77% of black american families are two-parent black american families

>>511059459
Tell them LAST TIME I CHECKED THIS WAS STILL MURRICA

>>511059494
Did you hear him mumbling with the guard? She knows he's fucked

>>511059429
As an Ohio boy, I definitely feel that vibe
First shooting lessons were across a creek with a hill backdrop, plinking empty soda cans off of a log
Good times

The amount of black Americans in generational ghetto poverty is at record lows

>>511059351
Train for what? I’m not playing being a soldier. I like punching holes in paper.

>>511059429
ammoseek is reporting some are under $200 for 500 rounds, shipping not included.

In my city's upper middle class neighborhood alone, I've seen numerous successful black families.

Fat Ramsey Bolton

>>511059459
Not at all, I sighted my new AR-15 there a couple months ago
They rent rifles, and even have some full-auto to play with if you've got the cash to spend

Grant Cardone if he never got off the drugs

Black Americans are smarter and more peaceful than ever before.

AHH ITS A NIGGER

>>511059691
Ah ok i'll check that out, that is a reasonable price.
>>511059632
Sounds comfy no doubt

>>511059901
Black people are smart and peaceful

>>511059901
I was shocked by that, too lol. I didn't notice they changed over to the spook.

Only 0.01% of black Americans feel disconnected from their father

>>511059901
the ol switcheroo

What program? Shaw shank program??? Help me out frens

I know firsthand that black Americans don't act stereotypically ghetto

>>511060017
It was a fucken jumpscare

lol what a bunch of bullshit

>I gave my life to God
So God can now be charged with receiving stolen goods?

Wait where did the fat old white guy go?

>>511060091
White people are criminals who live off of EBT cards that affluent black taxpayers pay for

Nigger

>>511060136
He's in the back he must be next

Gave his life to God.
Doesn't mention Jesus Christ.
This nigger is a Jew. Back to the camp juden.

>>511060136
Netflix bought the streaming rights

>>511060136
I think they had the wrong order for the inmates
There's 2 cases left at this prison, including this guy
So white boy is probably the other inmate, George Matthews

>>511060244
Checked and fucking kekd

>>511060254
What did George do? This guy is already fucked

>>511060189
HANDS UP
DON'T DENY

>>511060244
lmao

>>511060348
>DON'T DENY

Don't deny that Tyrone pays the taxes for whitey's food stamps

This board is fucking up. Prator is exhausted.

>>511060189
Watch out
He's casting a spell

>>511060343
>What did George do?
Schedule 2 drugs, first felony offense

Nice mem

>>511060443
It's all so tiresome

See what I mean. Dude has a few months and will be out for the holidays.
Relax and keep your head down dummy.

Barack Obama has far more money than the average white /pol/ack who browses /LPG/

Celebrate good times tonight!

>>511060507
Thanks fren he looks the type

>>511060640
...like a black cop sending whitey to prison

>>511060625
No shit.

>>511060625
When Trump is done with that traitor all he will have left is change.

Time to arrest whitey

>>511059691
>ammoseek
oh this site is great thanks for the recommendation anon.

That Thanksgiving dinner is going to taste so fucking good when he gets out

>>511060723
Yeah right

Obama will be living it up at a posh Hawaiian beach house while /pol/acks make threads about some Louisiana courthouse on the internet

N

Now I'm hungry

this guy looks kinda stupid

I really wanted him to say "and I am still Steve Prator"

>I got a 19 year old daughter that's a sophomore in college
Tell us more...

Niggers thieving his house. Free him. Restore his gun rights as well.

>>511061449
She isn't soft no more.

prator hears that and is like
>you stupid bitch

Why do the staff never say the inmate is a complete douchebag?

>>511061598
Whitey is a douchebag for not thanking black people for paying the taxes for his EBT cards

>>511061545
>>511061449
Case in point

>stolen four wheeler
FUCK YEAH

Gotta get those sweet sweet programz shekel kickbacks

>>511061598
Sometimes it's what they don't say or they will just read off negative disciplinary stuff and recommend more programming.

>>511061746
That case still pisses me off whenever I think about it
She knew what she was doing, she wanted it, and only after her mother found out did she start thinking she was a victim
A guy's life was ruined by a helicopter parent Karen

Last one coming up now?

>white man gets freed
Ending on a good note. Until next time frens!

>>511061963
>That case still pisses me off whenever I think about it
For sure, here is the link if any newfrens want to check it out
The Ballad of Zoe: https://youtu.be/jXwf59LXqEA?t=21028

>>511062041
Nope, looks like that was the last case today
Have a good one anons
They'll be back around 10am Eastern US time

>>511062041
we're done. see you tomorrow at 10AM ET

>>511061963
Yeah but her cuz turned her into a fucking whore.

>>511061963
According to the law and public consensus you're suppose to deny fresh tight untouched pussy no matter the situation

>>511062058
my cousin was fucking another one of her cousins.
she was 16 or 17, the guy was 18.
my aunt loses her shit, get the guy put in jail.
this is the same aunt that took my cousin on her 18th birthday to get a tattoo right in the middle of her tits.

>>511062085
Thanks anons it was fun to see a little bit of your justice system in action

Aloha fre-
DAMN! I missed it
can someone wake me up for these things??

>>511062200
join us tomorrow for more coon shenanigans kiwibro!

>>511062238
Wake up early tomorrow Hawaiianon