Getting tattoos is so fucking stupid.

>>511059069 (OP)
I kind of want a tattoo to help my SMV since every girl 30 and under likes tat'd guys. But I don't even know what I'd get

>>511059204
depends on what basic personality you want to portray

>>511059510
How are tattoos viewed in Israel? I get the impression it's pretty big among the seculars? When I imagine an Israeli I imagine the kind of Israelis I often see abroad in South America or in National Parks here who tend to be sorta hipsters/hippies but fit and looking good

>>511059204
Have you considered a forehead cock?

>>511059069 (OP)
They make it easier to identify NPCs

>>511059069 (OP)
Nigger removal service. Kek.

>>511059069 (OP)
I am grateful to women who get them.
It's one of many red flags:
>face piercings
>tattoos
>dyed hair (unnatural colors)
>side of head shaved off (skrillex style)
>dresses like a cheap filipino street walker

If I see any of that, I avoid them like the plague.

>>511059617
it's forbidden in judaism
but it's still popular among israeli normies
it's not just the hippies

Does anyone have that meme where glownigger pepe beams stupid tattoo ideas into a woman's head?

>>511059069 (OP)
Right-winger would never do that service for ex-leftists trying to remove hammer-and-sicles.

And them they cannot understand why they are always losing.

tuh-too

>>511059989
If you got a commie tattoo, you're too far gone. It's better to leave it so we can always remember the person is mentally retarded.

Tattoos are the easiest way to raise your sex appeal to women unfortunately. All women like bad boys and they associate tattoos with bad boys. It even works if you’re short and ugly.

The second easiest way is riding a motorcycle.

>>511059069 (OP)
Is it a jewish tattoo parlor?

>>511059683
I prefer forehead swastika.

>>511059876
I’m sure they’re very disappointed

>>511060167
what kind of woman do you get when you do that?

>>511059069 (OP)
Anyone that stupid should be removed from the living.

>>511059069 (OP)
>>511059876
Genuinely, why do zoomer chudcels get mad at piercings and tattoos? What happened to finding alt girls sexy? You prefer normie blondes instead?

Is it like an OCD thing? like "oh yucky she's contaminated with ink I have to wash my hands"

>>511060167
not really, I have 0 tattoos myself, nor any piercings, and most girls I've been with either had piercings and/or tattoos as well.

>>511060933
it's just a sign of trashiness and degeneracy. No I never liked "alt" girls because they were all genetic dead ends.

>>511060933
>Genuinely, why do zoomer chudcels get mad at piercings and tattoos?
It goes in cycles.
Similar to the fat-skinny cycle of women.
fats are going outta style and skinny is coming back in
in ~17 years, it'll be fatties again
cycles

>>511059204
Who's the most relevant Afro-American, from your parts? Make him "your boi", so that the women know that you're aligned with what is cool and trendy, and get him tatted onto your body as well.

tattoos always signal either criminal underclass trash, or mushbrained hipster NPCs.
I wouldn't be caught dead with body mods.

>>511059069 (OP)
Tattooed Indians are the hottest men alive.

>>511061368
lol
based Canuck giving purposely horrible advice to filter retards

>>511060409
Why would I care if some whore is disappointed that I rejected her?
It's about my happiness, not the happiness of a dumb cunt.

>>511061083
>it's just a sign of trashiness and degeneracy.
I don't mean like neck tattoos and like 7 nose rings. I just mean like one stud in an ear and then one tattoo of like a shooting star or something written in cursive on the back of their ankle is enough to trigger these fellas.

>No I never liked "alt" girls because they were all genetic dead ends.
genetic dead ends?

>>511061348
I don't recall fat bitches ever being a hot ticket back in the day, I mean other than for fat bitch fetishists but those guys don't follow trends.

>>511061581
...Horrible advice? Excuse me?

>>511061683
Why do they need something written on their ankle with permanent ink?

>>511061759
Because they're totally special, not like the other girls. Women know that they are product, so the packaging and the advertising are all part of it.

>>511059204
just get those temp tattoos from party supply shops

Tattoo is only ok for soldiers and prisoners.

>>511061759
as a permanent reminder of whatever the meaning of the tattoo might be

or the tattoo itself might not have a specific meaning, the tattoo itself can be a reminder of when they were young or seen as rite of passage of sorts.

My question was why it makes zoomer chudcels mad.

>>511061735
oh, you were being serious?
I instantly filed your advice in my mind in the same place as recommendations to drink bleach to pass a drug test.
Technically, it works but what do you win?

>>511059204
Anything American traditional is trendy atm, which is good because it never goes out of style

>>511060639
Sadly, all of them. There are no women who don’t get excited at the prospect of hooking up or even cheating with a low inhibition bad boy.

>>511060933
Yeah man the anime poster is the authority on women

>>511062542
>American traditional
this what you're talking about?
has anyone other than an embarrassing retard got these?

>>511062308
You win by having a cool black guy on your skin!! What more could you want?

>>511059069 (OP)
100%
https://gildedlore.com/its-time-to-end-the-tattoo-epidemic/

>>511062793

I'm always amazed by the amount of people who have nautical-related tattoos but have never been on anything other than a cruise ship

>>511063236
>What more could you want?
A white ethno-planet

>>511060933
"alt" girls are just regular girls now. Poke and sticks have been in for years. girls are geting them in less visible spots now like the back of their upper arms or near their elbows so they can still "look normal" with dress clothes on

>>511063330
ships are peak cool, still won't get low level aids to depict one on my skin
I can respect the artistry of a really well done tattoo though

>>511062638
unc it's not 1985 anymore, there's probably more women into anime now than there are men.

>>511063524
Yeah I've been with girls who had normal hair color and didn't dress like a 2008 mallgoth, but still had a tattoo here and some piercings there, but alt girls still exist as well.

This is the best one.

>>511059204
Tattoo the cast of pawn stars. I can't think of anything more american than that

>>511060933
Alt girls 15 years ago either got a full sleeve or nothing at all. The random doodles are so tacky, I like goth girls but now 'goth' just means scene girl with pop culture tats. It's objectively awful now, I miss the ones that would get esoteric tattoos.

>>511059204
its a shitty reason, unless you're on the fence about liking tattoos and don't want to admit you maybe do like them because of the faggots on this board.
go research and look at different styles and tattoos you think are cool, and if you don't find anything that you still like lets say 3 months later, then don't do it.

>>511059204
Sleeve tattoo

>>511059956
>>>511059617 #
>it's forbidden in judaism
Fuck. What am I supposed to do now? Normies are covered in them so I want to avoid that but my life motto of "Contrarium Ludaeorum Facere" contradicts this now...

>>511059204
Total virgin here. Do girls actually like tattoos on guys? I always assumed it was overall just neutral but I never really knew.

>>511065204
Very few girls went from 0 tattoos to full sleeve overnight. Most girls I was with had tattoos you wouldn't see in a daily setting, you could only see them when they'd take their clothes off - usually on their shoulder and on their back.

>>511066123
It's a total meme, only women who have autism for tattoos find that tattoos on guys are attractive. The average girl wouldn't care either way.

>>511059069 (OP)
Another fucking irrelevant thread. Jannies do your job plz k thx.

>>511059069 (OP)
My uncle is making millions with his laser tattoo removal practice. Since 25 years.

>>511066123
yes, people who say they don't are coping and have a fantasy of mythical pure trad women who only like pure virgin men who eat pizza with a fork, women rate men with tattoos as more attractive for short term dating (sex), but slightly less for longterm dating, what this really means is they don't see tattooed men as impotent beta basedcucks.

tattoos are so other people look at you and think you are cool and different. Thats what people that have them think anyway. Childish and gay

>>511059204
You can get a tattoo saying "Goy", since you're a zog slave cattle and retarded enough to think it's cool getting branded, y'know like cattle

>>511067376
they're trad actually

>>511059069 (OP)
sure, they are kinda retarded, but as far as fucking up your life goes it's pretty minor.
getting an addiction, of being an idiot with a gun, or wrapping your car around a tree is far more damaging.

>>511064529
The ultimate redpill is that there never were any "altgirls" just ordinary ones that wore more makeup than a birthday cake has frosting.

>>511059069 (OP)
/thread

>>511059683
this, or good old pic related. rest assured that whatever you get it will announce loud and clear "I am neurotic and have issues". get a fancy tattoo to show you spent at least $300 and your issues stem from neglect, or go cheap and let them know your step dad touched you. get it in a spot that's hard to notice for bonus pussy rizz (as in, you are the pussy, it won't make anyone want to fuck you)

>>511059069 (OP)
Tattoo ink triggers a constant immune response making people physically and mentally unhealthy

>>511063374
i wish man

I've never seen a White person with a tattoo.

>>511071130
Why don't black people get white tattoos? You know, with white ink?

>>511071371
Like this. Shouldn't this be the meta for blacks?

>>511059204
You’d just go from being an unfuckable loser to being an unfuckable loser with a tattoo

>>511059204
>women choose the best genetics
lmao how do people think this and then cater their behavior to mimic the lowest class of people in society.