Thread 511072182

Men without facial hair are pussies.

I would rather be a clean shaven Arno Breker statue and all, but I'm ugly and I have good beard genes, so...

jeet, no matter what your face looks like, you'll always be a pussy

>>511072182 (OP)
No testo

Muslim coded thread.

>>511072182 (OP)
facial hair would make me look worse

>>511072182 (OP)
does facial hair stop growing when you get old or how is that possible

>>511072381
unlike you, i'm white

I prefer to shave. Beards are for barbarians and have become a symbol of soi-masculinity

>>511072182 (OP)
>t. tries to conceal his shameful lack of facial forward growth behind a scraggly ass beard.

>>511072182 (OP)
>>511072531
I believe there's a rumor that he had it lasered off.

>>511072182 (OP)

OP is a jawlet confirmed. "I'll keep at cover it up with some patchy face pubes". Lose body fat you fat tard and maybe you won't need to grow a beard like a kike to look like man.

>>511072617
or maybe the orange spray is covering the pores

>>511073053
maybe that's where he's hiding the epstein files

>>511072617
Believable, having orange sprayed pubes on your face would be weird

>>511072354
>>511072182 (OP)
(s)he would look better if (s)he could grow it

>>511073007
Beardlet cope lmaoooo

>>511072182 (OP)
I'm 23 years old and I am bald. I have facial hair and don't shave because I don't want to look like an egg.

imagine not having a beard

>>511073398

You look very manly with your will weaton facial hair. The clean shaven could grow a beard and look decent. The bearded can't go clean shaven without looking like onions boys.

>>511073007
Probably, but who knows. I have good jaw and chin and my goatee just gives me giga chin lol. I keep something on the sides, but short enough to see my jaw b/c of all the dags who are hising something.

I hate hair
I use a cigarette lighter to burn off all the tiny hairs that grow on my ears
I use a wax kit for my nose hairs
I cant go more than 2 days without shaving
Fuck hair

>>511073748

Imagine not being able to shave because you'll look like a worm.

>>511073924
You look like a tranny.

The bearded can shave for a gas mask or a job interview, but you are incapable of growing a beard without looking like a homeless soiboi

>>511072182 (OP)
Even cavemen shaved beard coper trying to hide your face.

>>511074104
> I use a cigarette lighter to burn off all the tiny hairs that grow on my ears
Pretty good idea, m8.

>>511072182 (OP)
>Men without facial hair are pussies.
The most advanced conquerors all went for the clean shaven look because it symbolizes discipline, which is essential to military effectiveness. The Romans, the British Empire, the Third Reich: all clean shaven.
A clean shaven legion of Roman warriors performing elaborate maneuvers on the battlefield that required extensive training and stern discipline could, and frequently did, defeat much larger forces of bearded barbarians who didn't fight as coherently or in such a coordinated manner.

>>511072182 (OP)
did mods just give up? /pol/ been so bad for weeks

>>511075423
Just stop talking about Epstein and you can have your BBC, eceleb, and Twitter posts about TikTok videos back.

A beard is meaningless. Something that happens effortlessly becuase you're being unhygienic, or don't want to soend an arm and a leg in razors, or becuase it's cold, or just plain old laziness doesn't make you more of a man. Its just something that happens. You may as well stake your pride as a man to the fact avt you sweat when it's hot, breath oxygen, and are taller than you were when you were 10 years old. I can tell you what makes you less of a man though is endlessly preening over yourself like some metrosexual twat. This is true whether some Patrick Bateman teir skin care regime ensuring your all ways baby smooth or some gay bear looking lumberjack sexual obsessively trimming, waxing, oiling, and styling their facial with the same care as a woman applying makeup. Try hards are gay. Be yourself and don't worry so much about it.

>I look better with a beard
>I don't have to shave every morning
I don't see the issue.

>>511075423
I posted a fairly relevant thread a while back but it got deleted just because I used a Taylor Swift pic in the OP. It was a perfectly valid image for the thread topic too

>>511074104
They have a nose and ear electric trimmer…

>>511075423
I've tried creating threads in order to improve discussion, but this entire board is basically just low IQ nogs at this point.

>>511075561
>you're being unhygienic
Explain how a beard is unhygienic.

>>511075944
It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

>>511076021
ANI YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART

>>511075561
Based. If you have a beard don't be a preening faggot about it.

>>511072182 (OP)
Men that have to attach their sense of self to facial hair are spiritual women.

>>511076021
Son...

Beards are in their slump era at the moment because so many lazy cocksuckers just let it grow without maintenance, or they're clearly growing one because they're fat and it conceals their extra chin(s). Meanwhile if you shave you have to maintain some level of discipline by shaving every 2 days or so. And you either proudly show your double chin or you lose some fucking weight, no crutches here.

>>511072182 (OP)
Hate that my job forces me to be clean shaven. Boomers need to fucking die istg

I have a moustache.

>>511075944
Lrn 2 reading comprehension. You grow a beard when your being unhygienic. It happens passively taking the opposite of effort and is therefore the default when you stop acting. All people capable of growing a beard will do so when they are being unhygienic becuase self grooming and cleaning are hygiene behaviors but not all people who grow beards are unhygienic.

>>511072499
>>511072418
>>511072381
>>511072354
I have really shitty facial hair that I always trim down. But honestly I know so many people with thick bushy beards who are complete pussy faggots or no-nothing slave retards. Superior men who gain more resources than you and can afford a harm with all the females in your family are who deserve to be on top. All these stupid lazy slaves demanding to be on top because of facial hair and height are beyond sad, they dont deserve that position in the natural order because they can so easily be removed from that positon. Technology has already made chads and roasties obsolete. All you greasy cave men coping in here have no idea whats coming

>>511077086
You sound like a healthy, well-adjusted individual.

I have shoulder length hair and mutton chops. Ironically when I was a full on phish chasing acid hippie I had short hair and a very tight jawline beard and now I dont even smoke weed.

>>511074064
>something that only men grow isn't manly
>shaving your face to look like a woman is manly

>>511072182 (OP)
imagine if the fucker just shaved his bald head, grew a respectable beard, and stopped smearing his face with diarrhea
does he just like looking like a fucking clown?

>>511077384
He's an autistic gay guy from jew york city bro

>>511077384
JD Vance is the first time there's been facial hair in the White House for like a century, anon

I have a small dick and large balls, women say i handome but still no sex!! Even though I lift 100 lb dumbells

>>511072182 (OP)
Its a brown skin sand nigger trait.

>>511072182 (OP)
Men with facial hair are lazy or muslim.

>>511072182 (OP)
I shave because otherwise I look 5 years older

>>511077658
yeah, you're right
still, trump is morbidly obese, he needs something to define that jaw line. I guess just like vance does
wonder if he's gonna get into ozempic

>>511077774
OPEN PENSI PLEASE SAR

I am clean shaven because a good Englishman keeps himself clean

>>511072182 (OP)
Men with facial hair are gay.
>>511077777
Show me the money.

automated faggot post

>>511077985
he really should eat healthier

>>511072182 (OP)
I look better shaven

>>511072182 (OP)
No. Cowards and homosexuals sometimes wear a beard, sometimes they shave it. Divide and conquer for sex, then to made up age groups, for religion, now to cosmetic preferences. Truly they are getting desperate

>>511072182 (OP)
my facial hair makes my face go from a 9 to a 5 by making me look like a homeless person, partially because it's only light stubble. redditors commonly grow facial hair to hide the fact that they are chinlets and i'm not so i want to make my jaw visible.

>>511077774
Literally me.

>>511077774
you are hideous

>>511072182 (OP)
How many times you been shot in the ear and stood up defiant afterwards like a real man? Trump is a ceritified G and everyone knows it.

>>511078698
post your face

>>511072182 (OP)
Most Eurofags have shitty beards. Keep that shit in order and trimmed, you ugly kikes and sandnigger wannabes.

>>511072182 (OP)
Having a shaved face is a sign of discipline.

Facial hair is fucking disgusting.

>>511080038
Good shit good shit

>>511072182 (OP)
Men who never been in a street fight are pussyfaggots

>>511080292
I only been in one and I hated it and it wasn’t even fair. Just had to break up a savage unprovoked beating and I had to do it lawful cuz our court system is giga cucked so just one attack at a time to prevent an imminent attack. God I wish these aweful judicial retards would hang for what they’ve done to the human spirit.