>>511092132 (OP)maybe take her to a hospital?
Babies don't come from anuses
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Ummm if she's having a baby and you're here and she's there... Then whose the baby!?
YOU TELL THE NURSE THAT IF *ANYTHING* HAPPENS TO THAT BABIES PENIS YOU ARE HOLDING HER PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE AND THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES
>>511092132 (OP)Alright we've been to three different wars we can handle this
EVERYBODY STAY CALM I SAID STAY CALM EVERYONE CALM DOW...
Ask her who the father is?
>>511092132 (OP)Pull the fire alarm checkem
Is the baby Gray-mane or Battle-born?
>>511092132 (OP)Make sure to tell your children about Epstein first thing out of the womb
>>511092132 (OP)Remember to devour the placenta and lick the baby clean when it comes out. It's what happens in nature and it's good for bonding.