Thread 511092132

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Anonymous (ID: N4d7vZxQ)

7/23/2025, 1:50:15 AM No.511092132 [Report] >>511092214 >>511092232 >>511092315 >>511092345 >>511092355 >>511092392 >>511092405 >>511092472 >>511092475 >>511092498

My wife is about to give birth

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Wtf do I do

Anonymous (ID: btExr3py)

7/23/2025, 1:51:19 AM No.511092214 [Report]

>>511092132 (OP)
summon a rabbi

Anonymous (ID: hJYfFuUz)

7/23/2025, 1:51:37 AM No.511092232 [Report]

>>511092132 (OP)
maybe take her to a hospital?

Anonymous (ID: BMNZTKzV)

7/23/2025, 1:52:43 AM No.511092308 [Report]

Babies don't come from anuses

Anonymous (ID: pEJ3tpTg)

7/23/2025, 1:52:50 AM No.511092315 [Report]

>>511092132 (OP)
really?

Anonymous (ID: ga/Oo8Mt)

7/23/2025, 1:52:56 AM No.511092324 [Report]

Record it and load it to pornhub

Anonymous (ID: hBE1YE9D)

7/23/2025, 1:53:02 AM No.511092330 [Report]

Ummm if she's having a baby and you're here and she's there... Then whose the baby!?

Anonymous (ID: drFU1TlL)

7/23/2025, 1:53:11 AM No.511092345 [Report]

>>511092132 (OP)
kys pilot leaf

Anonymous (ID: gi+7iEjR)

7/23/2025, 1:53:25 AM No.511092355 [Report]

>>511092132 (OP)
make sure its yours

Anonymous (ID: dMhUsW47)

7/23/2025, 1:53:41 AM No.511092373 [Report]

YOU TELL THE NURSE THAT IF *ANYTHING* HAPPENS TO THAT BABIES PENIS YOU ARE HOLDING HER PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE AND THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES

Anonymous (ID: g8XBbhYo) 7/23/2025, 1:54:01 AM No.511092391 [Report]

Nothing

Anonymous (ID: 2WZXgd68)

7/23/2025, 1:54:01 AM No.511092392 [Report]

>>511092132 (OP)
Alright we've been to three different wars we can handle this

EVERYBODY STAY CALM I SAID STAY CALM EVERYONE CALM DOW...

Anonymous (ID: JAeItAf6)

7/23/2025, 1:54:11 AM No.511092404 [Report]

Ask her who the father is?

Anonymous (ID: dku09JKo)

7/23/2025, 1:54:12 AM No.511092405 [Report]

>>511092132 (OP)
Pull the fire alarm checkem

Anonymous (ID: oIul4NUX)

7/23/2025, 1:54:37 AM No.511092436 [Report]

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Is the baby Gray-mane or Battle-born?

Anonymous (ID: C9mADikH)

7/23/2025, 1:55:20 AM No.511092472 [Report]

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>>511092132 (OP)
Make sure to tell your children about Epstein first thing out of the womb

Anonymous (ID: Lj9fYg1F)

7/23/2025, 1:55:22 AM No.511092475 [Report]

>>511092132 (OP)
You've done your bit.

Anonymous (ID: f4uWQvjn)

7/23/2025, 1:55:41 AM No.511092498 [Report]

>>511092132 (OP)
Remember to devour the placenta and lick the baby clean when it comes out. It's what happens in nature and it's good for bonding.