My wife is about to give birth - /pol/ (#511092132) [Archived: 86 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: N4d7vZxQFrance
7/23/2025, 1:50:15 AM No.511092132
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Wtf do I do
Replies: >>511092214 >>511092232 >>511092315 >>511092345 >>511092355 >>511092392 >>511092405 >>511092472 >>511092475 >>511092498
Anonymous ID: btExr3pyCanada
7/23/2025, 1:51:19 AM No.511092214
>>511092132 (OP)
summon a rabbi
Anonymous ID: hJYfFuUzFinland
7/23/2025, 1:51:37 AM No.511092232
>>511092132 (OP)
maybe take her to a hospital?
Anonymous ID: BMNZTKzVUnited States
7/23/2025, 1:52:43 AM No.511092308
Babies don't come from anuses
Anonymous ID: pEJ3tpTgAustralia
7/23/2025, 1:52:50 AM No.511092315
>>511092132 (OP)
really?
Anonymous ID: ga/Oo8MtUnited States
7/23/2025, 1:52:56 AM No.511092324
Record it and load it to pornhub
Anonymous ID: hBE1YE9DUnited States
7/23/2025, 1:53:02 AM No.511092330
Ummm if she's having a baby and you're here and she's there... Then whose the baby!?
Anonymous ID: drFU1TlLCanada
7/23/2025, 1:53:11 AM No.511092345
>>511092132 (OP)
kys pilot leaf
Anonymous ID: gi+7iEjRUnited States
7/23/2025, 1:53:25 AM No.511092355
>>511092132 (OP)
make sure its yours
Anonymous ID: dMhUsW47United States
7/23/2025, 1:53:41 AM No.511092373
YOU TELL THE NURSE THAT IF *ANYTHING* HAPPENS TO THAT BABIES PENIS YOU ARE HOLDING HER PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE AND THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES
Anonymous ID: g8XBbhYo
7/23/2025, 1:54:01 AM No.511092391
Nothing
Anonymous ID: 2WZXgd68Brazil
7/23/2025, 1:54:01 AM No.511092392
>>511092132 (OP)
Alright we've been to three different wars we can handle this

EVERYBODY STAY CALM I SAID STAY CALM EVERYONE CALM DOW...
Anonymous ID: JAeItAf6Canada
7/23/2025, 1:54:11 AM No.511092404
Ask her who the father is?
Anonymous ID: dku09JKoUnited States
7/23/2025, 1:54:12 AM No.511092405
>>511092132 (OP)
Pull the fire alarm checkem
Anonymous ID: oIul4NUXCanada
7/23/2025, 1:54:37 AM No.511092436
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Is the baby Gray-mane or Battle-born?
Anonymous ID: C9mADikHUnited States
7/23/2025, 1:55:20 AM No.511092472
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>>511092132 (OP)
Make sure to tell your children about Epstein first thing out of the womb
Anonymous ID: Lj9fYg1FAustralia
7/23/2025, 1:55:22 AM No.511092475
>>511092132 (OP)
You've done your bit.
Anonymous ID: f4uWQvjnUnited States
7/23/2025, 1:55:41 AM No.511092498
>>511092132 (OP)
Remember to devour the placenta and lick the baby clean when it comes out. It's what happens in nature and it's good for bonding.