Thread 511105228

what are the political implications?

Political.

>>511105228 (OP)
He's going to shit himself on the floor after all of that. We will have a nice Police Activity video later to watch

>>511105228 (OP)
gay ass pizza

>>511105228 (OP)
>vodka coolers
>light beer
>kale pizza
What are the political implications of being born without a personality?

>>511105228 (OP)
>smirnoff ice
lmao this nigga's drinking fag nectar.

>>511105228 (OP)
I know its his first time, but holy fuck at least get some decent booze

>>511105228 (OP)
Lmao liberals are such faggots it’s unreal.

>>511105393
I didnt even know you could still buy that, must be regional.

>>511105228 (OP)
>heartburn.jpg

>>511105228 (OP)
holy fuck 4chan is retarded
a spam site for pedo low IQ criminals and bots

>>511105228 (OP)
I can feel the heartburn and indigestion coming from that picture.

Smirnoffs are awful.

>>511105468
It's what he always saw his mom and her bf drink. Probably from the dark hallway while he was supposed to be in bed

>>511105228 (OP)
Is that suppose to be a pizza?
Kek. Looks like a pie.
Burgers will never know what a real pizza taste like.

>>511105558
They have a million flavors now. My girlfriend loves em.

>>511105228 (OP)
redditor after a long day coding his ai replacement, treats himself the night off from watching his wife and her black boyfriend

is that a fucking margharita
no wonder that onions fuck has no friends

>>511105702
The best pizzas in the world are made in upstate New York. The person who posted the picture got their pizza from Dominos. They’re either poor or they’re from a state that has shitty pizza.

>>511105228 (OP)
why doesn't he go to a bar?
he could drink there and make friends

all he would give up is the pizza

>>511105716
east coast?

>>511105390
Keeping things simple is respectable. There's beauty in the mundane.

>>511105228 (OP)
He should just go to a brothel. Jeesh.

>>511105702
its a white pizza, made with alfredo sauce instead of tomato

>>511105228 (OP)
It get high instead.
Alcohol is literal poison.

When I turned 21 (legal drinking age in America), my dad took me to his local bar and introduced me to everyone. It was far from the first time I had even drank alcohol, but whatever. I guess its different when you are Irish - American.

>>511105228 (OP)
>drunk the first time
>12 drinks in public
That ain't going well.

>>511105833
Ohio, but I’ve seen them in Florida. Look around the other faggy drinks like twisted tea and white claw.

>>511105832
>why doesn't he go to a bar?
That's what I wondered. Assuming he's at a semi-respectable hotel, they should have a bar
No reason not to go hang out, and if it sucks, just go back to your room and pounds your Smirnoffs like you planned

>>511105787
Worse
Its malt drank with a shit load of sugar. Popular in the very early 2000's with High School chicks and 20 something college women.

drinking in hotels alone is pretty kino, thats actually not a bad way to have your first beers, just do it with all the lights out except for the bathroom light, and the window blinds casting that pattern from the parking lot lights and the window AC blasting at max power

>>511106009
I was referring to that sorry excuse of a pizza
cheese pizza is called margarita in russia

>>511106010

He chose to drink in a hotel because he didn't want to drink around mommy. What a nice guy.

>>511105832
He doesn't know that, he's never drank before
Besides, plenty of bars sell pizza

comfy

nasty pizza

>>511105702
Bro. Brazil doesn't GET to talk about good pizza. Ive seen what you fuckers eat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>>511105228 (OP)
this is the average male experience

kek i've done that

>>511105228 (OP)
this is very sad, but i'm not insulting the person. drinking if you don't want to be seen or in my case when i was homeless in a cheap hotel room is alright. get a bottle of vodka and a few 2 liters of pepsi max. stagger down the local goyslop outlet and buy a 1/2 pounder with cheese and a bag of chips and go back whilst watching whatever shit is on TV at the time, family guy I think?

stopped me going insane

>>511105228 (OP)
>being alone at hotels
its the gateway to hell. its definitely not good for your mental health. You also risk running into to some bad people. Which can lead to worse things like drug use or even death.

>>511105228 (OP)
The one and only time I ever ate pizza and beer alone in a hotel room was after a concert at 1am in the fucking morning. This is the saddest, gayest shit ever, why are redditoids always documenting their pathetic behaviours in the most stupidest ways possible?

>>511106070
Its also called a margherita pie over here in the north east. But thats not one as theres no San Marzano tomato sauce.

>>511106248
also had better pizza than this fucking moran

>>511106248

Help me understand, I am irish american. My dad took me to the local bar when I turned 21. This is normal for all irish and english americans.

kek...

>>511105228 (OP)
I got the house across from my parents for too good a deal and I hate it now more than ever always watched still. I want to rent a hotel room to drink alone. But then I'll be harrassed anoit where I've been and why. I should have gotten out when the getting was good

>>511105228 (OP)
Honestly sounds like a pretty good time.
But I’m an advanced alcoholic.

>>511106363
yes it's normal, i'm English. it's normal for your oldan to take you down the pub when you're 18. mine didn't because he was an absentee father but it's commonplace.

>>511106427
>mine didn't because he was an absentee father

Well that is not a good sign because it seems here in the US that is also the case for most young men. This is not good.

>>511105809
I doubt there's a single pizzaiolo on your country, anon, stop coping.
If the thread is still up later I post half of the one I'm eating.
Very fine 'tune' pizza, in fact all other pizza places in my region taste like garbage in comparison.
Also pepperoni is not a real pizza. I try it once, disgusting thing, taste like rubber.
Calabresa > Pepperoni.
>>511105893
Right.. and where is the borders? The borders look like one you would find on a pie.

>>511105377
and gay ass alcohol and posted on reddit

>>511105228 (OP)
This makes me feel fortunate that I got wrapped up in hanging around and doing drugs when I was a young teen. This could have been me. I maye be alone but at least I'm cool.