Thread 511114078

>Give me your house
How is this legal?

>>511114078 (OP)
Tbf I would give him anything, including my bussy.

>>511114078 (OP)
it's fine, they get the house, boomers get more money to burn at the slots

>>511114078 (OP)
>a limited liability house taking company
just a hilarious concept to even think about
>welcome to the law offices of Schlomo & Schlomo
>what can we assist you with today
"I want to form an LLC where we take people's houses"
>mah nigga, I always knew you were one of us Tom

>>511114157
Pretty much. I've known a couple of families where the boomer got a reverse mortgage and pissed away the money on retarded worthless "collectibles" and tacky jewelry that even $3300 gold prices aren't enough to recoup the money they spent on. One guy had a condo he sold that way, and when he kicked the bucket there was literally nothing for his heirs but a couple of hundred die cast models of WW2 fighter planes lol.

>>511114078 (OP)
many older Americans are a little wobbly
many older Americans are a little jumbo

>>511114078 (OP)
>pp giv hous
does this really work on boomers and if it does maybe they really are a big herd of nigger cattle.

>>511114743
lead poisoning is a real thing, anon

>>511114743
It mostly targets middle class sick people who cant afford nursing home/hospice care

>>511114078 (OP)
>>511114739

>>511114743
holy kek i just saw this, fucking grim

>>511114078 (OP)
You would deny your parents their well deserved 30 cruise trips in a year? What would you do, stop them from selling your childhood home to Chase and not leaving you with anything?

>>511114743
>Boomer Celeb says you can pull EVEN more money out of your house by selling it to the bank! Just like the gipper promised!
>boomer can already smell the exhaust fumes of his new RV
>can already taste the pork at the Luau themed resort parties
>can already feel the ocean spray on his face as he cruises to Cabo on his brand new boat!
>leaves his collection of novelty plates as his only inheritance
>the bank gets the house, the RV and Boat because they weren't paid off
>he named the boat bootstraps
Grim

Mustache man is literally cheating kids out of their birthright so their Boomer parents can fritter the money away on junk and load the family home up with debt then the bank takes it when they die.

>>511115089
Don't forget based cashnados. It can always turn around!

>>511115047
Do you guys really have issues with your boomer parents? Mine are great. They watch my son when I work and I'm inheriting two houses and a bunch of money from them.

MORTGAGE YOUR HOUSE BOOMER

>>511115314
Look at my flag. We inherit everything from our older generations. Everything.

Houses, cars, plots of land, shacks, plates, their old clothes, everything. Average Slavic SilentGen and BabyBoomer would rather apply shotgun to their face than not leave shit in inheritance to the younger generation.

Croatia is 2nd country in EU by the percentage of people who live in their own property. 85%. Payed off property because they are inherited.

As things stand with a bit of luck next 20 years could easily be for us what 1950s and 60s were for Americans, given that you are also a finacially literate and disciplined sane person.

>>511115740
>Look at my flag

Aaaah it burns.

>>511115740
very based

>>511114078 (OP)
>Perverse Mortgages
Next level subliminal messaging

>>511115740
The whole of Europe would collapse and depopulate if American level property tax was imposed. Living in a paid off inherited property with $100 a year tax is a big cheat code in life.

>>511114078 (OP)
I can’t argue with that superb mustache of his… just look at it!

>>511114078 (OP)
Is that Tom Selleck?

>>511114675
I've never factored an inheritance into my life, I'm probably getting some form of it but I don't care if I don't and don't need it. I know people who hedge bets on getting their parents house and it's just greedy and lazy in my opinion

>>511116826
Came here to ask, he looks like Tom Selleck.

>>511116955
>>511116826
Yes it is

>>511116955
>>511116977
Double checked and yeah I thought it was. Damn he looks good for his age, he was in his 40s in like the 80s and 90s when I used to see him on TV or at least he looked older back then when I was a kid

>>511116826
That’s Tom Shekel.

>>511117171
Lifes easy when youre a hollywood whore who sells out to banks

>>511114442
Bro the number is 1800 GIV HOUSE

hard to believe it's real.

>>511116878
>inheritance is greedy and lazy
ACK
THE HEBRAIC ENERGY OF THIS POST IS BURNING MY SKIN

Can Tom Selleck just do that?

>>511114078 (OP)
>oy vey

>take reverse mortgage
>in final year of payouts, release termites, shit all over the walls, concrete down the drain, airbnb it for gay sex aids parties, roach that shit up...
sorry no refunds

>>511117570
YOU HEARD ME

>>511116878
Same. My parents are worth at least 10 million but I have zero need or interest in it. If and when I do inherit something I'll just pass it on to my kids probably.

>>511118164
Lazy fuck. Your job is to take that 10 million and turn it into 100 million for your kids.

>>511118252
What's the point of that much money?

>>511114078 (OP)
but they specfically say it's not a scam to take your home

>>511118302
Money is how we keep score. That's the game.