Thread 511119903

I, Mozart, have released my latest masterpiece! Enjoy! I personally hate it.

https://files.catbox.moe/v97epi.mp4

I have likely set a self-destruct timer on this link in a vapours induced madness. Please download a local copy, edit it to make it less shit, then reupload to your favourite kike video sharing myspace equivalent. You may make shekels and commercialise this shit if you want, it's more than it deserves.

Also, join NSN!
www.WhiteAustralia.org

I joined and I must say, they're a neat bunch of lads who enjoy saying nigger. Give it a go! Join today!

Hey vaxxtards, how many fingers am I holding up? LMFAO

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14915995/pfizer-covid-vaccine-eye-changes-damage-risk.html

Kek. Bong commie girl boss gets called a stupid cunt.
>https://x.com/DaveAtherton20/status/1947935090593419269

It's a good example. She is an avatar of the globohomo, and people are sick of listening to these retards. My guess is she wants to get into politics, and is some sort of activist. Probably a few years ago, people would listen politely, and take her seriously. Times they are a-changing though.
I'm never blackpill. Everyone at the top of the tree always thinks this will last forever, but it never does. Because historical cycles are a most curious matter, not subject to the hubris of man. And there an awful lot of criminals who don't like this idea. Well, tough shit, crimecunts.

Anyway, I had a boring day, thanks for asking. I don't have a gf to talk to, so I'm left with you cunts. I don't talk to women, so it's not like a big deal, but I suppose someone has to, for babies and such.

>>511119903 (OP)
Here is a photo of Alf Stewart at his original zookeeper job

>>511119903 (OP)
is this the Bradley focus group?
why is there two aus/pol/ threads?

>>511121238
Grok is based but retarded at image generation.

>>511121285
>why are there only 2 threads?
We colonised majority of this board once

>>511121322
>once
still a tradition i would hope

Who here /sick of it/?
Who here /ready/?
Who here /about to carry out the plot/?
Who here /gonna overthrow something/?
Who here /based happening/?

>>511121285
Look what you've done

>>511121410
RaceWarZart reporting in. I shall be the bard that inspires the RWDS legions.

>>511121293
Grok3.0 went full 88 so Elon had to release the GrokSlutt4.0

>>511121410
Nah, still /stockpiling ammo and domestic cleaning chemical products/.
And /sitting cumfy/.
>Don't eat all the WagonWheels, intern cunt.

fl00f

>>511121669
ChatGPT non-poorfag mode is my tool of choice.

How come he's not a
>proud Wongatootijubbi man
?
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07-23/perth-manhunt-launched-for-alleged-gunman/105565312

>>511122698
Ai knows bradley is a fat retard

>be me
>work this week
>tell supervisor about bloke who watched granny porn to get erect for old ladies and made a granny his gf and she cuts him into the will
>also told him that I'm not so racist that I can't tell 2 asians apart
>told a driver who was puffing a vape pen I preferred the smell of cigarettes and he pulled out a ciggie and lit it up
>attractive chick at work had a tattoo that looked familiar so I showed her a drawing I did that resembles her tattoo
Idk if I should keep this job. If I get given more responsibilities, the in house roastie told me I'd be working 45hrs a week minimum.

>>511122698
its the perfect depiction. AI slop, but accurate.
>>511122858
even his cat knows he is a fat retard.
not a huge achievement for AI

>>511123116
>>511123116
His mother's cats have no respect for him because he's stupider than them.

>>511123116
Need to add tits next render

>>511123563
Make ai put his mums rental in the background.

>>511123525
Imagine being the father of this retard. The shame and guilt...

>>511123680
Bradley could have worked at the barefoot cafe and received some actual job experience but he's too much of a stuck up retard. I dont think his dad has thrown his any money for a while. His guilt has probably subsided.

Why you all obsessed with Bradley?

who will be my empress

>>511124385
We all know you want to fuck tara

>>511124511
no shit sherlock
did Bradley jizzing in Tara's panties give it away?

I'm voting cutie patootie

>>511124641
I don't think you've got reason to talk to me this way. Goodnight.

>>511124511
fuck off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtWqWckQehE
lmao
the absolute state

>>511124788
shut the fuck up, Bradley
we have all seen the sick shit you have posted
i think the only person that doesn't know is Tara

If it's not Bradley it's fucking Tara. What is wrong wit you lot?

>>511125026
Tara is the true Queen of aus/pol/
faggot

>>511124672
her head looks like a muppet
pic related is unironically an improvement

Niggers

>>511124672
https://www.instagram.com/p/DE8qRgXSH6Z/?hl=en
>"""Disabled"""
>-ACKnowledgement of country
>Pronouns in bio
>Muh drumpf
Many such cases!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhuQD2Eyc8
not sure what they all are

>>511127574
>>511125145
>>511124672
Oy vey, what a name
https://www.instagram.com/p/DIhiGolTpl4/?hl=en&img_index=1

>>511119903 (OP)
Weirdo knocking at sisters door saying they had a delivery for her husband late at night around 8:45pm (used his name).

When he was told to just leave it at the door he said he needed to explain something before he left it, then when told to explain it through the door he said "I can't hear you". Then he was told that the door wasn't going to be opened he said "ok I'm walking away now"

What the heck do you think this was about? Did she almost get robbed or was their house getting scouted?

>>511129022
Probably a robbery but It might not hurt to notify police.

>>511128163
Fuck you cunt bitch White Power I'll pump you full of Hitler babies

>>511129139
Reckon it a good idea to do it now or wait til the morning

>>511129139
Also what's a good self defence weapon to have "just in case". I actually live in their backyard and when she told me I scouted the house with a dumbbell bar lol.

There was no package.

>>511129022
>>511130579
Maybe it was gaysio/afp sussing out if anyone's home before they welfare check you.

>kn1xGwEp
I'm getting real sick of this cunt.

>>511130343
You will have to use your own discretion, I'm really not sure.

>>511130579
Probably a sturdy long blunt object unless you have proper knife training.

>>511131541
It's open warfare now.
I have no intention of letting up any more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OjYWdLM74o

>>511130892
shut the fuck up, Bradley.
sick freak

>>511131589
>thinks it's Bradley.
kek

>>511131622
i know it's you. dumbarse
look at the time

>>511131696
Watch this space.

>>511131622
>>511131696
Bradly is a dumb cunt who takes 50 nigger cocks a day.

>>511131581
you wont do shit

This is how Australians suicide.

>>511131926
>you wont do shit
Nar you're right. I won't do shit.

>>511132064
Wheres the webm of this?

>>511132187
I have only ever seen it as an image.

https://files.catbox.moe/1jmwxd.mp4

I have it stuck in my head again now.

>>511132234
Dam wanted to see what happens, this wouldn't kill him either, at best it would piece the back of his throat or come out at an angle and pierce the upper part of his neck, paralyizing him, but he would be in agony.

>>511132014
i knew all the stuff about retiring was a bluff
you will never change

why is the general dead!? The time is for serious aus/pol/ discussion, not sleep! Fuck the wagies!

tfw you know the dogshit transparency edit job you did, bothers someone more than it probably should

>>511132348
Who the fuck is gonna take over?
From what I've seen lately, the best OC is coming from Bradley and that's really saying something for the standards here these days.
The NSN shill and his AI generated shit shows a total lack of talent and a desperation to prove he's creative, which he isn't.
I can remember when some of the worst OC was actually the funniest (pic related: early Bradley shit springs to mind), but no one even tries any more (apart from grass anon who has just posted btw). It's all well and good to have a serious general but if there aren't sparks of humour peppered within it, the depressing tone will just turn people off. Don't believe me? Make a TRUE black pill thread. I'll give it about 30 minutes before it archives.
>>511132266
We have not yet begun the fight.

>>511132734
im not bradley

>>511132982
>Who the fuck is gonna take over?
you have a point there
the AI slop is acceptable to the standards only in so far as it derides Bradley, but it should not be condoned overall, i agree.
>pic related
kek. see that fucking got me
the gift that keeps giving

this is what bradley likes

>>511130579
Stihl Electric Chainsaw

>>511133620
>AI slop
It's about talent. It's about seeing something hilarious in what someone has posted and going with it. AI just doesn't get humour, especially Australian humour.
I tried to update that image with the real deal, but it just never worked.
Sometimes the worst is actually the best.
How many keks did I give anons for that one?
If anyone wants to learn, I'm here for advice.
I'm no expert in image generation, but the whole idea of this place is throw away memes.
Get an idea and go with it, no matter how bad, anons will let you know if you're doing it right (or wrong) and it's easy to learn where the aus/pol/ funny bone is but this AI slop is just loathsome.

>>511136229
i have a really short attention span, which is what stops me making quality work.
i get in a rut, but once i am on a roll with GIMP i can do better than my typical mspaint.exe edits.
yes, there is a certain charm to completely shit, to an extent.
honestly, my poor quality edits are even starting t piss me off a little bit.
TL;DR motivation + skill issue. i still have inspiration however

AI does get very repetitive and derivative. but its always interesting what i can do with shit as the tech develops.
besides, now Bradley's head is being used to train AI now. that's pretty funny.
t. never had a picture posted online. ever

>>511136758
I'm happy to teach you everything I know.
It's not rocket science.
It's stupidly simple once you understand layers, edges, quality (blurring) and colouring.
Images are posted here every day that need that magic aus/pol/ touch. I reckon 1/2 of what I've done has never been posted because it was shit but that didn't stop me. Every bad image is a learning experience. Once you can get the skin tones to match, clean up the backgrounds and blur the edges it's easy. If you're serious about getting into it I'll post some gimp stuff I've done on catbox to give you ideas.

Anyway anon, I'm off to bed. Gotta be up early to get the car serviced.
Remember, my offer is open. I'll teach anyone how to do it because the Australian sense of humour is the best in the world and the more I can do to encourage it, the better.
Goodnight.

>>511137606
>>511137270
i will probably need help at some stage, ive still got to deliver on a few other WIP before i go too silly.
like said, once i get on a roll, i can do ok. its just getting back into the flow, remembering where everything is etc.
the good thing is i have basically zero adobe experience, so GIMP is all i know really.
besides, you have OP to contend with, never mind me
'night glowzart

>shit talking AI
>uses GIMP and other gay shit programs
>"pirating adobe? My word I never!"

You shitcunts can't mentor anyone. Get fucked.

>>511138977
ive pirated PS and premiere before
that shit aint worht it.
never mind the shitcunt cracks
the entire thing is messy as fuck
like messier than fucking office system resource wise.
at least GIMP is somewhat efficient and self contained.
adobe needs 75 DLLs loaded, half of them as services and fuck knows what else for the DRM.
fuck. that. shit. nigger
the Apple of fucking software