Thread 511123222

Roman feet were exceptionally large...

...so why were Roman penises exceptionally small???

https://archaeologymag.com/2025/07/large-roman-shoes-discovered-at-magna-fort/

Do I even need to say it

>>511123222 (OP)
>Finds proof of giants
>Frog: let's talk about penises

>>511123356
It's a jew with a vpn

>>511123222 (OP)
>11.8" sole
>exceptionally large

>>511123222 (OP)
back then small penises were more attractive.
The big ones made you a freak.

My ex gf's albanian father is albanian and told me that when he was young in commie Albania their school used them as free labor in the summer for digging places for construction, agriculture etc. and they found a sort of necropolis with exceptionally big human bones, albanian commie authorities arrived the same day and precluded the whole area, and after that this story was never heard again. it was in the 70s near Lehze in North Albania

>>511123222 (OP)
there were giants, likely divine, and they'll do everything to obscure this fact

>>511123222 (OP)

How teeny are modern Europeans when US size 12 is considered gigantic?

>>511123222 (OP)
Before Christianity subverted Rome, the gods used to mate with humans and produce men of divine stature

the poems of the ancient world are full of it, and most just assume it's a literary trope

>>511123222 (OP)
>instantly thinks of dicks
Homo.

>>511123222 (OP)
I’d assume they had big feet for the same reason Amish people do today, they were barefoot for years in early life and wore hard uncomfortable shoes later

>>511123222 (OP)
>finds normal ass shoe
>schizophrenic niggers start talking about gods n shiet nigga gawds b damned

>>511123606
>old fart makes shit up to sound more interesting

>>511123222 (OP)
Fake news. A UK size 11 foot is nearly 29cm.

>>511123606
Yeah but what about his penis tho

>>511123222 (OP)
average height of skeletons from back then was 5'5, no way they had feet that big

>leather sits in water
>swells up, growing in size
>nu-scienctists: OMG GIANT FEET

>>511123222 (OP)
Big floppy junk is attractive to women and homosexuals. Actual men prefer their vulnerable bits small for optimal combat performance, and hence deem it aesthetically better.
The feet-to-genitalia correlation was disproved by actual measurements years ago; ratio of ring-to-index finger length is the only correlate, and even that is only a partial association.

>>511123606
>believing an albanian

Kek

>>511123222 (OP)
>one imprint proves it
>sculptures prove it
the only thing you've proved is to be a dumb moor descendant

>>511123222 (OP)
Because they spent 200 times more marching than they did fucking.

>>511123222 (OP)
I wear sixe 13 get on my level feetlets

thanks for pulling my ancient ancestry, chan Ai, now tell me which city in the netherlands did my ancestors boat over here from?

>>511123222 (OP)
the roman dick, much like roman territory, was a grower, not a shower

>>511125070
calm down sideshow bob

>>511123222 (OP)
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10410197/

Reason for the small penis.

>>511123222 (OP)
It wasn’t a Roman foot lol

>>511123510
That's literally the exact length of my feet

>>511124269
>based manlet retard

>>511123356
Guess I'm a giant then

>>511124471
>>511124269
I can already see christcucks of the future claiming there were biblical giants living in the 2000s after they find Yao Ming's fossilized sneakers.

Lots of evidence for giants in antiquity. During the American occupation of Afghanistan they were repeatedly spotted and one American patrol got eaten and the one that followed up had one member eaten and brought it down with 5p caliber bullets.

Authorities flew in, pickes upntbe body and nothing more was said about it. But tbe soldiers involved have talked about it a lot including on TV and there is a lot of info online.

* bad smell
* red hair and beard
* two rows of teeth
* six fingers and six toes.
* primative technology -spears and animal hides.
* 15ft tall.

The KGB did some great research on this in the 1980s and came to some interesting conclusions about the origin of humanity. It is public domain now since being declassified in the 1990s:
https://archive.org/details/proekt-orion-translated/Proekt_Orion_Translated/mode/1up

* First iteration: entirely spiritual beings
* 2nd iteration: 50ft humanoids
* 3rd: 25ft "gods". ~Anunaki
* 4th 15ft degraded crossbreeds. ~nephilim aka giants
5th: people like us.

There is futher discussion of the KGB Orion project on the 8kun /catastrophism board here:
https 8kun dot top /catastrophism/res/20.html

>>511123606
>albanian father is albanian
no way

>>511125679
schizo retard

>>511123222 (OP)
They would have been winter boots which were fitted over thick woollen socks. Usually red with little eagles crocheted into them.

>>511123222 (OP)
Now i understand why Caligula was so mad.

>>511126171
Call it what you like. People keep finding bones. They get sighted in Afghanistan. Every single myth says so. The Bible says so.

You should be asking yourself what makes something a schizo claim in your eyes. Is it that the authorities and your school said so? They have been shown to lie about everything else.

>>511123510
>>511123222 (OP)

my size 15 boots would blow these tards minds

>>511123222 (OP)
it just materially expanded in time

>...so why were Roman penises exceptionally small???
>>A Study of 4,685 Italian men found the average penis length of an Italian male to be 16.78 cm (6.6 in)
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33748967/

>>511127483
>average length of an Italian male
>an Italian male
>of one Italian male

lmao

>>511125323
Exactly, why?

>>511127278
>The Bible says so.
LMAO using jewish gobbeldygook as some sort of argument

>>511123222 (OP)
You know what they say about guys with big feet?

>>511123222 (OP)
Troons usually have large feet.

>>511123222 (OP)
that's literally my shoe size

>>511123606
>albanian father is albanian
(X) Doubt
he sounds like a kike weaving fantastic tales to dazzle the goyim with, like a spinstrel monkey grinder

>>511123222 (OP)
maybe they shoved some kind of insulation in them to keep them warm

>>511123222 (OP)
o/ trips

Dude I have the same shoe size.

That's not gigantic.

>>511123356
>muh giants
they're not giants you moron. the human species is degrading, suffering genetic entropy. we're smaller and less intelligent than previous generations.

>>511123222 (OP)
>11.8 inches
>nearly a foot
>a foot is nearly the ancient measurement of a foot
>.....
Trust the science.

>>511125679
why are the Jews outside the fence/camp perimeter and not on the inside?
This heavily rattles my autism and OCD
pls fix this
GAAAAH

>>511123222 (OP)

Cheating wop faggots had growth hormones, even back then. They could have been females!

Turns out, there's a *lot* more to sex than physical stimulation. The mechanism by which a man can give a woman an orgasm is actually mental. Who knew.

>>511123222 (OP)
those are wine shoes, usually wine was made barefoot but later they used big shoes made of heavy pig skin to make things easier, then the wine press became a thing and it was forgotten.

>>511123559
not quite. its because publically displayed statues didn't want too much emphasize ON A SWOLLEN FUCKIN DONG. they wanted the whole of the body and sculpture to be appreciated. but any naked statue with a plump wiener is going to be just that.. a dick statue. meanwhile Rome had obelisks from Egypt ERECTED.. you know what that is right? its a phallic symbol of Osiris. so they definitelly weren't against dicks so to say. but when it came to statues of men with "perfect" physique. once again the idea was to showcase all the details of the physique. plus a man with a flaccid penis appears more reflective and thoughtful. these are leaders and notorious men after all.. they wanted them to be known for their mental qualities as well as their physique. like what would it say about these men if they sculpted them with boners? like yeah this guy just wanted to jerk off and fuck all the time.. pretty cool right? yeah.. truly legendary.

>>511123606
Did he also tell you santa claus is real? Kek, Italians are so stupid. No wonder they got conquered by Hitler and the allies.

>>511123060
the "gods" died 1350 years before Rome was even founded. you could argue there were pockets of people that were clearly more Aryan, or more closely related to those "gods". but all Rome was trying to do was bring back the ways and memory of the gods. i believe the Spartans may have been one of those tribes that were larger or clearly more closely related to the "gods"

who were the sons of Noah. the flood happened around 4,400 years ago. Noah and his sons lived for a few centuries after the flood, and their children also had longer life spans.. like 100-200 years. but then after a time not a single person could live beyond 120.

so your hypothesis is wrong. they were trying to return to the ways of those gods. Ham was one of Noah's sons, he was also known as Ba'al. so the temple in Baalbek Lebenon was originally built for and in honor of Ham / Zeus / Jupiter. so the Romans came back many centuries later, like they did in Egypt, and they rebuilt, restored, or brought things back to Rome. they spent 200 years rebuilding that temple. and i firmly believe Ham = The Devil. so Rome and all their pagan gods were worshiping the idols or statues of these dead guys and their initial sons and daughters. Hercules would be a demigod or he was a mix of Ham and his mother was a woman born in the post flood world, who was 'mortal'. the problem is it was bad that people were worshiping them in religious cults. it needed to be stopped. and Jesus was the way to free people from that insanity. although people turned it into an insane cult too so.. what can you do?

>>511131257
been the case since the flood. we mature more rapidly. the world is falling apart and so are we.

>>511132990
yeah, so stupid they started the Renaissance.

>>511123222 (OP)
All people did was walk back then, let alone the legion, and the shoes/sandals they wore were loose rather than tightly-fitting but constrictive like our more modern ones. Is it really a surprise they had big feet?

>>511123222 (OP)
>wow this foot is almost a foot long

>>511123559
True, there was a king of France or maybe Germany who had a gigantic penis. He was relentlessly made fun of for having a gross poor person penis. Actual documentary about it

>>511124568
They even say in the article about how it's nearly unheard of in the modern age for feet this unbelievably enormous, so they aren't just comparing it to shorter men back in time. Anyone over like 5'10 wears 12-14, I'm 6' and I'm at 13-13.5 depending on brand of shoe and I know I'm not an insane unheard of height. This is just nonsensical shit from manlets or zoomers/women too stupid to realize how big people's feet typically are.

>>511134658
Sorry, I was referring to the CNN version of the article I saw like a week ago, the one in the OP may not mention how INSANELY HUGE EVEN COMPARED TO MODERN DAY FEET it is.

>>511123510
You must understand, the Italian "man" is tiny and pathetic.

>>511133568
Tolkien and numenor is a modern retelling of this old myth, the numenorians are taller, live longer but mixing with common men diluted this bloodline

>>511134498
Fernando iv

>>511123222 (OP)
I can tell OP is a NAFRI muslim because he's a closet fag.

what the fuck is that man come on now.
that is a 46-47 shoe size for european standards.
and a 12-13 shoe size for american standards.
go to any fucking shoe store and you can buy shoes on that size.

this is pathetic thread and OP is a pathetic piece of shit.
was of a thread on this board that is already reeking of bullshit.

Yea that's pretty cool. But you know what else I was reading that was also pretty cool? They say that six thousand years ago in Israel everyone was putting on bikinis and having gay butt dance sex parties and sucking cocks.

>>511135635
that is a given.

they were sacrificing children for the fucking fun of it and they still do to this day.

>>511123222 (OP)
my shoe size is 12 inches (aka 1 foot). that's pretty much the standard here in the heartland. sorry cityfag midgets.

>>511123222 (OP)
>Biggus Dickus

>>511123356
>Finds proof of giants
>size 12 and 13
fukken wut?

>>511123222 (OP)
They were also like 4'9"
They were hobbits

>>511128770
>LMAO using jewish gobbeldygook as some sort of argument
It is one of the legendary sources that takes giants to be certain fact, as they all do.

Jews come much after the Bible, anyway. 17th Century. In the Middle Ages Proto-Jews only did Kabbalah and Zoroastrianism. Bible never mention.

Picrel from Sylvain Tristan's book about Ancient Greece not being very ancient.

>>511132042
>why are the Jews outside the fence/
Oh, that is very easy. They aee trying to get in to safety. The Germans could only afford to feed and house so many of them in the camps. There was a terrible war going on outside, see picrel originally.

>>511123222 (OP)
those are holobunga shoes

>>511136223
Kek

>>511136600
Nope. That's up in England.

>>511123222 (OP)
Roman penises were larger than africans when erect.

>>511123222 (OP)
How many roman penises you been handling frenchy?

>>511123222 (OP)
Penises expand when horny.

>what is grower vs shower for $500, alex

This is no mystery. By all means if I'm to be molded into a statue, let me "fluff the house" as some would say so my fully erect member can more accurately depict it's size. Penis size isn't about flacid size.

An Anon on Gen Z:
>”numbers and measurements related to physique seem to be their area of conversation and fixation increasingly, rather than discussing ideas/interests/art”
He was quite right, as this thread demonstrates.
I would only add one addendum: When they do discuss ideas, they are almost always fantastical ones, such as giants, aliens, or ‘Tartaria’.

>>511123222 (OP)
>be roman cobbler
>make a bunch oversized shoes as a mixup from not using standardized measurements
>wtf claudius, those are way too big! throw them in a ditch immediately, you ruined perfectly fine leather
>my bad, these are pristine but i'll dump them, we can't carry useless shoes
>archaeologists 2000 years later
>HURR FEET BIG?!?!?!?
WHY ARE PERFECT SHOES THROWN AWAY
ZERO WEAR AND TEAR
archaeologists have more in common with science fiction fantasy authors than any body of science

>>511132990
>Did he also tell you santa claus is real?
He is. Ancient manifestation of Saturn. Lives over North Pole and rides a flying crescent shape per every single legend if Saturn.

Maintains a naughty and nice list. Humbles tyrants with rains of fire and iron, both of which double as useful gifts. Able to do this wordwide all at once. Associated with snowfall.

The most real experience in all humanity and seared into our collective memories.

>>511133745
Italy is based and saved Europe twice but lets not act like they havent done anything based or notable since Garibaldi

>>511138338
Have*

>>511133568
>the flood happened around 4,400 years ago.
Given a rate of 5ft erosion a year at Niagara Falls the creation of Lakes Eire and Ontario was nearer 11 thousand years ago.

Flood make have come and gone in the meantime though.

There is a similar geological clock at Bridlington Bay in England. The chalk cliffs at Flamborough Head erode very slowly. The mud cliffs of the bay erode about 4.5 feet a year. Therefore the bay is 7000 years old given its recess from thr headland. Also great Flood legacy? Hard to tell. Not easy to get sequences or dates really right.

>>511133568
>like 100-200 years. but then after a time not a single person could live beyond 120.
This is to do with a shorter year. Only 225 days originally, post-flood. Various tanglings with other planets have gradually knocked Earth further out.

>>511123222 (OP)
i have massive feet - so big i have trouble shopping for sneakers, but my dick isn't much above the average
i don't think there is correlation

>>511123222 (OP)
>Record breaking 12.8 inch sole
Dude I'm size 14 (48 local). And those have probably been enlarged from all the moisture they've absorbed over the centuries.

>>511124652
this, and also this is the size of the shoe not the foot inside. which is always a few cm smaller. so very average

>>511123222 (OP)
I’m 5’9” and have a size 12/13 shoe size
It has nothing to do with height

>>511140021
Meant for >>511123356

>>511123222 (OP)
> ...so why were Roman penises exceptionally small???
another retarded frog that don't get why they sculpted like they did

>>511123222 (OP)
>walk every you go
Feet grow
>fuck little boy ass
Dick shrinks

>>511129012
they got big shoes hehe

>>511123222 (OP)
Works fine on my machine.
My gf (and ex gfs) love my Italian sausage.

>>511123222 (OP)
They used lot their foot to walk.
But other hand ...

>>511123222 (OP)
>Roman penises exceptionally small

Because in antiquity -- Civilized people believe that Men were gifted with intelligence to ponder society , to build coliseums and aqueducts and write plays and poetry.
While uncivilized low IQ creatures ( Niggers ) had large dicks because that is what their whole world revolved around -- they was as far is their intelligence took the . M'Dik !
So any statute of a roman would have a small civilized penis, whether he had a large one or not

>>511123222 (OP)
>>511123222 (OP)
>>511123222 (OP)
FOOT FAGS
GET THE DAY
OF THE LONG COPE

>>511123222 (OP)
Maybe those were like clown shoes. Italians and southern Europeans are comically smol.

>>511143056
Yea that's totally true. Greeks and Romans were just fucking each other in the ass all day. Marcus Aurelias Aurelius was a cuck and in to blood play. Divinci was in to scat. etc. etc.
It's crazy how every great person or great culture that should be a fixture for white people always has these strange stories embellished about them.
You know what I heard? Right before biblical King David died he put on pair of satin panties, started sucking cocks and rimming dudes and his last words were 'I'm a coward'
Also >>511135635

>>511125070
your getting the stone between the eyes gorilla baws.

>>511138338
>>511138504
Let me tell you a couple of three things.
First of all, Garibaldi was a fagg anglo influenced mason.
Second, futurism.
Third, il Duce.
Fourth, you're gay.

>>511144208

And to fire people into mortal combat they seen as lessers, not very civilised IMO

>>511123222 (OP)
WHO starts a thread like this?

>>511123222 (OP)
Im rocking size 13
girls always notice how big my feet are

>>511131257
In other words, giants.