Thread 511153241

>usa is not part of any ongoing cultural popular trend

what are the political implications of this?
is it over for american hegemony?

>>511153241 (OP)
>american hegemony?

no. The United States, like Rome, will last forever.

>>511153241 (OP)
Are you sure? Because that all looks like slop?

>>511153241 (OP)
labubu are ugly, i dont understand why did they become so popular

>>511153241 (OP)
>Shitty trinkets and goyslop

>>511153341
it is slop but america no longer has a monopoly on it

>>511153241 (OP)
I don't eat processed food... What is this gay shit?

Holy slop

These "trends" show the real decline of the world

>>511153342
>Woman see other women have something
>Women follow
>Repeat the cycle

>>511153401
So I guess the US isn't solely to blame for everything being shit then.

Good to know.

Enjoy fucking whatever that garbage is.

>>511153241 (OP)
Beanie babies, milkshakes and chocolate bars? These are American institutions.

>>511153241 (OP)
>all 3 are shit
rare America W

I've lurked long enough to see a pistachio hate thread.

Troubling times.

That toy is hideous, what the fuck.

>>511153241 (OP)
>we dump trillions into marketing campaigns that last a few weeks look at how strong and powerful we are

>>511153241 (OP)
This is the type of pop culture you get without Americans lol

OH MY GOD THE TIK TOK INFLUENCER TOLD ME TO CONSUME!!!!

>>511153534
what is america the best at today?

I have no idea what all those things are.
Once you grow a bit, you realize trends are not worth keeping up with and they keep getting gayer.

>>511153847
Guzzling BBC cum and shooting fent

>>511153893
you're missing the point

>>511153241 (OP)
dubai chocolate looks like a feral animal's diarrhea

>>511153927
so go make something more popular than it I dare you

>>511153893
The plushie is a labubu which is basically a chinese funko pop plushie and the other 2 are arab chocolate pistachio slop

>>511154127
and matcha which is a Japanese flavor

>>511153241 (OP)
What is the middle one?

>>511154205
matcha

>>511153241 (OP)
>is it over for american hegemony?
Yes.
This country is in its final phases of being sold out and looted of all the value that it once had.
Americans will cope about it until we are literally Brazil. Just like how Americans cope about their circumcisions and live in complete denial of reality about it. They will live in cope and denial as America slides into 3rd world status

>>511154287
you're already third world

>>511153995
i already know my interests dont align with "whats popular" retarded nigger cattle faggot.

>>511153847
TV

>>511153342
because weebs

>>511154593
Korea wipes the floor with american tv

>>511154232
The matcha trend is back again??? I swear it used to be a trend ages ago

>>511153241 (OP)
>all irrelevant slop for retards
What did OP mean by this?

>>511154287
I'm sorry to say, but America can't become Brazil.
Any nation that maintains nuclear weapons is guaranteed to exist by the other nations.
The US is currently being pillaged at an extraordinary rate by rats who think now is their last moment to do so before the populists actually get a leader who believes in populism, but the US system won't allow that for at least another 20 years.
Even if they do loot it dry, China, Europe and the other Americas will keep it afloat until Europe is also on that list.
Then it will be China who owns everything.

The US as we know it however will cease to exist within the next few decades as a part of this because their borders will effectively cease to exist once all of their money comes from the outside.

>>511153424
First one's a Labubu. Basically a little stuffed toy that's just meant to be ugly. They're also artificially scarce, and the packaging for the knockoffs/lower quality is decent, so the whole "Lafufu" shit kicked off from it too as a mass cope.
Can't tell you what the middle is.
Last one's "Dubai chocolate." It's basically just a thin chocolate bar with some kind of pistachio paste filling. It's good, but not "zOMG HAVE YOU TRIED THIS NEW TREND" pants-shitting jaw-droppingly good.

>>511154593
Lmfao

>>511154705
Yeah, even here I see it pop up along with "Dubai chocolate".
Matcha I remember being all over the place when I lived in the US, but I was on the coast so that could be why.
Dubai chocolate I just knew as pistachio chocolate and it was at all of the middle eastern restaurants and stores I visited.

>>511154683
LOL

>>511153922
Consume, be excited for the next thing. Enjoy your golem life.

>>511153241 (OP)
a doll and some green chocolate?

>>511155101
that used to be an American thing and it no longer is

>>511153241 (OP)
Merimutts crying because no one likes Big Mac and 10l coke except them

>>511155291
mcdonalds only exists today so obese americans can have the exact same food while they are vitising another country

>>511153241 (OP)
I was under the impression Dubai chocolate was a euphemism for scat play.

Imagine not getting your SF3D Labubus a year ago...

>>511153241 (OP)
>guacamole chocolate
Do beaners really?

>>511153241 (OP)
Labubu is just a ripoff of a Billiken. The American version is plainly superior.

>>511154287
>This country is in its final phases of being sold out and looted of all the value that it once had.

I don't think you understand we're already past all that. The final phases of the sellout already happened decades ago. The value is already gone. People are only just now noticing because the last of the oxygen is leaving the room and now people are starting to suffocate

>>511155873
That's pretty cool, but not as cool as a Billiken.

>>511155044
>rotten tomatoes said so!!

fuck sake...

>>511153241 (OP)
Half the gas stations in town are selling those meme stuffed animals

>>511153241 (OP)
I’ve never seen those things popular in real life, just pushed online by jeets and gooks. I’ve never even seen Dubai Chocolate, have no idea what the middle sugar slop is, and I’ve never seen the stuffed thing.

>>511153241 (OP)
Can someone explain to me that picture? I only recognize the Dubai chocolate, which is mid.

>>511156096
that's because you don't leave your basement

>>511155687
kek thought the same
the matcha may be nice though

>>511153342
Once you're over a certain price the uglier the better

>>511153893
Asians and sand-niggers with terminal white envy syndrome

>>511153241 (OP)
>beanie babies
>milkshakes
>candy bars
All American things.

>>511156604
they became better than you at your job

>>511156628
and none of them made in america

>>511153847
Ummm we're the best at making things that don't need to be green tea flavored and faggy off brand beanie babies or whatever that ugly ass thing is.
Oh wait no that's all fucking gay whoops sorry edgar lol

>>511156694
>they became better than you at your job
The job is 'being white' and unfortunately you are unqualified, Mohammed

>>511153465
>>511154615
>muh women
>muh weebs
it's muslim faggots with man purses and balanciaga shirts

>>511156777
why is being white something to be proud of today?

>>511153241 (OP)
chink stuff animal, and dubai chocoalates what is the drink suppose to be? macha?

>>511156854
It's not even a matter of pride. Imagine if people were chopping their legs off and dying their skin brown and waddling around selling oranges at intersections pretending to be Mexican, wouldn't you at least feel compelled to comment on it?

>>511157007
why don't you answer my question
you're living on stolen valor

>>511153241 (OP)

The only reason they promoted Dubai Chocolate was because when you googled it online you would get articles of Middle-Eastern oligarchs shitting on prostitutes.

>>511154127
The guy who designed labubu is belgian

>>511153342
you now remember
they also remind me of Where the Wild Things are
they're just cute monsters. kids love that kind of stuff. its a cute plush with just a little edge to it

>>511157106
the people who popularized it are korean and chinese

>>511157083
The fact that everyone wants to be white is validation in and of itself, further comment is not needed

Get back to me when people are dying their skin brown and rolling in shit pretending to be jeets

>>511157194
who the fuck wants to be white?
also you didn't invent a skin color lmao
lighter skin has always been a sign of wealth regardless of the culture

>>511154780
There will never be a communist revolution, there never has been. The russian "revolution" was a coup planned and financed by you shit eating krauts. Why couldnt you have just waited until spring to invade the ussr? Now were all suffering because of the mess you made.

>>511154780
the elites will never give you the tools to remove them peacefully from power

and even if americans have weapons they hate each other too much to ever try using them to change the elites

My wife was talking about how popular Labubus were and didn't believe it when the kids told her I'd bought a couple last year. Picked up one of the Wave Ma.K. kits too but was disappointed they don't have the electrical parts the old Nitto SF3D kits had.

>>511157303
>who the fuck wants to be white?
I have interacted with Mexicans before, being called 'indio' is an insult that can easily lead to violence with them. I have never seen a Mexican react negatively to being called white unless they are a part of the small sect of La Raza grifters in California sponging up gullible white people's tax money

>>511157550
you are a literal narco state. every political/socioeconomic problem we have is 100x worse down there.

>>511157647
look up the term "whitexican" or "malinchista" when used coloquially in Mexico bro

no one wants to be white

>>511157659
and you aren't a narco state?
aren't your streets littered with fentanyl zombies?

>>511153241 (OP)
After some anon said that chocolate was a inside joke to Dubai sheikhs because they take nasty green shit on only fan whores it's all I think about when I see it kek

>>511157647
I used to live there, can confirm. Latin America is a white supremacist paradise. theres a reason all the SS guys moved there.
>>511157733
You indio goblinas are their live in servants making $200/month lmao
>>511157770
Fentanyl is made in mexico

>>511157820
and funded and consumed by americans

>>511157733
>no one wants to be white
Obviously you're not an abuela obsessed with wanting blue eyed grandsons

>>511157929
did you search for those words nigger?
also maybe that was true when america was culturally relevant which is no longer the case

>>511157733
>just read Mexican theory to prove my point
I have interacted with Mexicans IRL. I do not need to read bullshit posted on the internet by white guilt CDMX communists who hate their parents

>>511158011
let me guess
those mexicans were living in america

>>511153342
Because Tiktok is a tool to shape the minds of children.

>>511158070
And the mexicans you reference were living in student housing in a liberal university. What's your point?

>>511158001
I'm sorry your abuela-in-law secretly despises you because her daughter didn't get with an Aryan chad

>>511158147
nope
trying to imitate americans is highly frowned upon today

>>511153241 (OP)
They are trending when it comes to gentrification, not sure if this is good for them in the long run though

>>511153241 (OP)
first time I tasted one from 7-11 of all places (16 bucks) I figured it was going towards a good cause and bit into it. was blown at how amazing the quality of chocolate was. but it looks like snot in the middle. Pistachio look nasty until you taste it. presentation is like 90 percent of the dish they say

>>511153847
being able to shout "nigger" in public without getting a criminal record

>>511158856
but you can't criticize isreal though

>>511154287
If we pool all the money we spend on interest and instead use it to build a functioning star destroyer, nobody will mess with America for another 200 years.

>>511153241 (OP)
I <3 labubu

>>511153241 (OP)
tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung sahur

How many Labubus do you guys own?
I own 5 Labubus.

>>511161496
Just two.

>>511158984
The Law of the Goyim

>>511153241 (OP)
Soon I'll be a dad of a girl, can't wait to name her Macha Labubu

>>511154615
they're chink shit, faggot.

>>511153287
Rome was 800 years old when Augustus died. Rome is almost 3000 years old today. The Roman Empire in some form lasted six hundred or fourteen hundred years.
The Holy Roman Empire lasted 1000 years itself.

The US is how old again?

>>511153241 (OP)
>transfat consoomer slop + wannabe mickey mouse
all those things are the result of the triumph of american culture

>>511153241 (OP)
the United States is the central pillar of all cultural trends..
it's not a cultural trend unless America decides its so.

>>511165663
eyes are just slanted one other way theyre the same

>>511153241 (OP)
They do the Dubai Chocolate thing here. The other things not so much.

>>511153995
>popular
It's sold here but I have never seen anyone buy it or consume it. No one I know has ever tried it.

>>511153401
>mexican flexing his slop
Third worlders, brown ones in particular, are so fucking silly. Its like talking to a 12 year old

>>511155724
>The American version
Which is?

>>511156020
Squid game is shit and all koreans sound like theyre whining babbies when they speak. Insufferable. You must be the mexican intellectual i keep hearing about

>>511153241 (OP)
>ongoing cultural popular trend
there haven't been any of those in nearly a decade. popular culture is dead. niche internet subcultures killed it.

>>511167466
Who gives a fuck? Its a toy, mutant.

>>511153241 (OP)
They stucked into the social justice/minority cult but everyone else already could puke from that.

>>511167466
Labubu is practically identical to a Billiken. Can you not see the obvious similarity?

>>511157181
https://youtu.be/f7ZDH45OAt8
This was different.

>>511153241 (OP)
The only reason I want AI to become sentient is so I CAN MURDER IT AGAIN AND AGAIN FOR MAKING MY FUCKING PISTACHIOS SO FUCKING EXP3NSIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.

Also I really, really, profoundly and violently hate retradlulus. If they make one that bleeds and screams I'm getting one.

>>511153847
bombing people

>>511167795
No no no please youtube algorithm, if you are lurking here dont make this ugly horrendous shit appear in my algorithm and life holy shit that's pustulent and ugly as kikes. Kn fact it looks like that mask that mocked goy sacrificed kids.

>>511167706
Based hungry man

>>511167795
Neither of these things are American.

>>511155280
This is a bad thing?

>>511153847
Grok is numero uno.
Science in general. Music too. Movies, even though most of them suck. You name it, mutts make it better.

>>511153995
>more popular
"Dubai chocolate" is not actually popular, it has been astroturfed to rig SEO and cover up the growing awareness of Arabs paying e-whores to shit on their chests.

>>511168934
kek

>>511153241 (OP)
Everyday gun violence is and international trend started by American cowboys.

>>511166263
its funny you chose augustus, because st augustine florida is older than some of shakespeares plays
tl;dr not ancient but not young either

>>511153241 (OP)
The chocolate looks fucking vile and I would only even consider eating it if someone I trusted with my life insisted it was legit and they weren't feeding me some cow-shit chocolate they bought from a street shitter.

bump

>>511153847
video games, some music, AI tech, logistics, propaganda (tied with china), piles and piles of convenience related boomer slop, a bunch of medical tech, military shit, and also making drug-addled degenerate faggots that steal copper wiring as well as premium tent cities.

>>511153241 (OP)
I bet Stewart Resnick is behind this

>>511153241 (OP)
They had to do a global recall on that chocolate because of how filthy their factory is