Thread 511170436

Your dog can now inherit money.

Good

>>511170436 (OP)
I don't know how yet, but somehow israel is profiting off of this.

Based

>>511170436 (OP)
so basically donating it to the state?

>>511170436 (OP)
So you marry another persons dog?

finna HOV everywhere

>>511170436 (OP)
correction: jewish owners of dogs will now use this to launder/hide/subvert the tax system money.

>>511170436 (OP)
So does that mean its murder when the the cops show up at the wrong address and kill your dog for no reason since hes now a recognized member of your family?

>>511170828
Do it too

>>511170436 (OP)
I unironically put my dog as my life insurance policy collector because my family figured out they could get rich if they covinced me to kill myself after rhe military.

>>511170436 (OP)
All the treats, ALL THE TREATS

>>511170642
if you pay the Bone Dowry, yes

>>511170436 (OP)
I'm claiming my dog as a dependent for tax breaks.

>>511170436 (OP)
>Coming in theaters near you, Dog Boss. Family dog ends up owning a large private business after entire family dies in tragic helicopter accident

>>511170436 (OP)
Sounds based dogs are valuable members of the family and a corner stone of the American dream. Only shitskins hate dogs

>>511170436 (OP)
dogs and dog owners are disgusting.

>>511170436 (OP)
Alot of boomers are going to use this to spite their families

Islam is right about dogs. They are turning into what cows are to Hindus

>>511170436 (OP)
All the money which your dog will inherit will go to a special fund where it is managed by some unnamed unelected jew.

>>511171426
You dog worshipping piece of shit. Feeding your dog food as white kids starve. You people are animals.

I fucking hate animal loving pieces of shit. You will burn in hell for your neglect of the human race you scum.

>>511170436 (OP)
BASED
BASED
BASED
Total cat death
Total woof victory
Billions must play catch

>>511171099
No you silly goy. They have qualified immunity.

>>511171844
Duh, how silly of me.
>checked

>>511171584
>puerto rico
Like I said only shitskins hate dogs

>>511171410
This. Deductions incoming.

>>511171676
>are you sure that's normal?

>>511170436 (OP)
you could already do that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jETJt_zbnKk

So this cartoon will finally become a reality (has Eng subtitles)

>>511170436 (OP)
I have relatives with the IQ of dogs and we worry about their future, money or no money. I dont think they understand what money is. Any caretaker could just take their money.

>>511171584
Based, fur nigger lovers get what they deserve: the death of their blood lines.

>>511170828
Good. White people get 0 benefits from taxation despite paying the most into it.

I'd rather give my inheritence to a dog than to a nigger or a brownoïd

>>511170436 (OP)
so can we count them as dependents on our state income tax returns and get medicaid to pay for their vet bills?

>>511170436 (OP)
>Treat your dog like your kid and don't bother ever having children, goyim

Checking all these digits.
>He's Here

>>511170436 (OP)
>women will now fuck rich dogs and claim that it's perfectly normal
typical

>>511170436 (OP)
This is so women can take away the dogs of their boyfriends when they leave them

>>511173671
Now it's incest too.

White as snow and I fucking hate dogs
I wish they were all culled and their owners too fucking disgusting creatures

>>511170436 (OP)
hahaha white genocide is carried out by white people themselves

>>511170436 (OP)

Based. Fuck the zoomers, the family pet will inherit this earth.

>>511170436 (OP)
based. all boomers should leave their inheritance to their dogs instead of you mentally ill zoomers. godspeed.

>>511174454
theyre too loud and extremely retarded, like niggers

the fucking dog has fucking papers

>>511170436 (OP)
DOG CULTURE IS OUT OF CONTROL. I HATE THIS GAY MUTT WORSHIPPING COUNTRY

>>511174454
>>511174524
>>511171566
>>511171434
Yep. Dog nutters act like liberals do when their pet niggers are criticized. Dogs barking everywhere, dogs in grocery stores, dogs in restaurants, dogs in doctor's office, fucking hospitals and NOBODY DOES A THING

total canine death

>>511170436 (OP)
Great another person I need to block from my phone now

>>511174454
>white as snow
Your soul aint white you balknigger

>>511170593
Weird, I also just got the same hunch. Is it a sixth sense or something?

>>511170436 (OP)
Based. Fuck Humoids.

>>511172642
He said jewish. Jews only pretend to be white when they're saying how bad "we" white people are

>>511170436 (OP)
What about my bearded draggon Princess Dr. Phillip Fabio Jr the Orange

>>511175129
Boomers in NY can now leave whatever’s left of their money to their shit tzu Baxter instead of their kids or grandkids.

>>511171270
Pretty sure you cannot do that. You could create a trust with a dog as the beneficiary, though.

>>511170436 (OP)
Let me guess, this is so Tyrone's pitbull can visit him in the hospital after his third injury in a gang-related shooting this year, while stopping by the nursery for a snack.

>>511170593
it stinks of it vaguely. its something goyim would fall for, and who stands to benefit? lets see... im sensing asset movement...

>>511171328
Was this the Dog's plan all along? Get me a background check on the guy/gal or pooch that was in charge of this change!

>>511175332
better than a dog

>>511175749
Right after I posted I thought of the term "Bone Diggers" for dogs that marry for bone.

>>511170436 (OP)
Based, finally proud to live in Jew York

>>511171434
t. Sadur Khan Muratidiean

Where do we stand with chickens?

>>511170436 (OP)
Sounds like New Yorkers are about to get much more "knotty"!

Dog-lovers base their whole case on these commonplace, servile, and plebeian qualities, and amusingly judge the intelligence of a pet by its degree of conformity to their own wishes.

Catlovers escape this delusion, repudiate the idea that cringing subservience and sidling companionship to man are supreme merits, and stand free to worship aristocratic independence, self-respect, and individual personality joined to extreme grace and beauty as typified by the cool, lithe, cynical, and unconquered lord of the housetops.

The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his sense of importance.

And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because somebody else wants something,

so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice.

>>511170436 (OP)
GUD

>>511171099
No. Dogs aren't human just like wh*te goys aren't.

>>511176383
>Dog
>I used to be a wolf, but I was one of the smarter and more agreeable ones that didn’t fit into the whole hierarchical competition thing, so I formed a symbiotic relationship with humans by helping them hunt and do work, and in exchange I get a safe place to stay and lots of food that I don’t have to hunt for which to me is better than being out in the wilderness where I have to worry about tons of other stuff
>Cat
>I used to hunt and live in the woods, but brain parasites that grow in my shit makes humans want to be around me, so as long as I keep shitting in the same spot and bury it to make it so that the humans have to get close enough to get infected by the parasite if they want to get rid of my shit, I’ll be ok