Thread 511175620

we wont see any bong peepoos on 4chan anymore in just 10 minutes

Goodbye bong bros

Reply to this post with the message you have for bong anons...

>>511175620 (OP)
Lol.
Lmao even.

Goodbye

>>511175620 (OP)
Good riddance to those fucktards.

>>511175620 (OP)
Most of them are Saracens so I don't care

>>511175620 (OP)
Quite sad, innit? While you were taking the piss and getting tipsy at Gregg's, we were here. Carrying on....

I've been told this was going to happen at least fifty goddamned times now

>>511175620 (OP)
FUCK BONGS DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ASS ON THE WAY OUT YOU WONT BE MISSED

INDEPENDENCE DAY 2.0

>>511175620 (OP)
can't they use a vpn?

>>511175733
I oughta kick your ass for not posting the full takamine. You're getting gassed next

>>511175620 (OP)
i will miss the british cuisine

>>511175620 (OP)
source?

>>511175620 (OP)
I've been hearing this shit for months now. You know the story about the boy who cried wolf?

>>511175880
no you won't

>>511175620 (OP)
Fuck brits they deserve it

>>511175880
some of it is actually pretty decent. they get a bad wrap. who doesn't like fish and chips or the different meat pies

>>511175620 (OP)
NO

>>511175620 (OP)
they are usually somewhat intelligent and have the best accents

>>511175620 (OP)
So long bongs, i hope hiro adds a British memeflag in your honor

It's Friday it comes into effect not Thursdays you numpties. And I don't thing 4chan is gonna bother banning UK posters. What are ofcom gonna do? Send a letter asking nicely? They won't even know where to send it, they're useless.

M8 literally nothing is going to happen. Successive governments have threatened bans on everything on the internet for like 15 years now. Nothing ever happens.

>>511175620 (OP)

UK... loves censorship and stripping protections from and humiliating the natives

>BANG BANG
>BAN SOME FOOKIN CHANS

nothing ever happens

Stupid double nigger faggots. And Jo Cox died for nothing.

>>511175620 (OP)
I'm still here fren. Pray for me

>>511175620 (OP)
Thank god - the kikes and leftypol faggots will have fewer VPNs to spam-evade behind

Honestly only US flags should be allowed on 4chan

Bye bongs, remember to brush your teeth :)

>>511175620 (OP)
Goodbye, bongs. See you tomorrow.

>>511175880
It's American cuisine now. Nobody thinks of Bongland when they see Beef Wellington or Apple Pie
They all eat poop slop and bean balls poured over rice now

>>511175880
Go get a can of pork & beans and you got British food

OH NO THEY'RE CUTTING MY INTERNE-

>>511176181
Remember to use your guns...oh wait.

>>511175880
We eat rations like the war didn’t end 80 years ago because we’re the only country that fought tooth and nail and sacrificed everything for freedom. We made freedom tenable for future generations worldwide and then threw it away for ourselves.

America’s contribution was pathetic.

>>511175620 (OP)
topkek shut up
also guess what the EU plans to copy?

>>511176233
Brits literally eat food from other cultures way more often than our own

>>511176308
What

Still here niggers

>>511175620 (OP)
Farewell frens, I always thought you bongoloids were some of the better posters on the board

wait it's passed 10 mins
OP is officaially a homosexual
>>511176432
EU is copying our save the children from le bad stuff online. the same as they voted to ban encryption too

>>511176233
You forgot the toast

>>511176333
>>511176432
>>511176459
bobbies don't like how George Washington and the boys sailed across the Delaware on Christmas eve to slit sleeping redcoat throats

>>511176019
>somewhat intelligent and have the best accents

will be missed

>>511176201
>Beef Wellington
>Wellington
yes they do

>>511175620 (OP)
Hi.

>>511176485
Sad affairs really this is the parents job not the government but it’s not about the kids it’s just about limiting our freedom

>>511175620 (OP)
Oh shit bye bong bros it was fun

>>511176580
Washington was a Brit anon

>>511176482
You shouldn't believe everything people tell you fren.

>>511176627
its gay as shit.
so is europe though tbqh. I think we should descend into anarchy again. start chopping heads off tbqh

>>511175620 (OP)
What if we banned British people in real life too? >Imagine

>>511175808
Go ahead, find a VPN that works on this site that isn't paid, isn't pre-banned, and doesn't host your information/deanonymize you.

>>511176667
Welcome back

Bye bongs
Your humor went over my head and under my radar, you were so subtle no one ever noticed you were there. You stumbled your way in the dark into shariya, but the English way. It wasn't all terrory with fireworks, that's the french way. No, it was polite, quiet and filled with humorous despair. so long and thanks for all the fish

>>511176586
Beef Wellington originates from Wellington, Florida not New New Deli.

>>511176580
M8 I bet at least half of Brits even know there was an empire, literally no one cares

>>511175716
Is it banned now bros?
4chud also blocks VPN so what are britniggers going to do?

>>511176945
>10 years of sharia memes
Literally never happened

>>511177014
its named after first duke of wellington you lard drinking half nigger cumstain

>>511176945
You know we killed kikes on our way to the crusades because they were shitskins.

Goodbye Britishers, have fun with muslim conquest

>>511175620 (OP)
>>511175716
The powers that be have a new system that has been in the development for decades now, ready to be rolled out in the coming years. It will operate in parallel starting sometime this year and by the next decade it will be fully operational as the Agenda 2030 goals are slowly being implemented.
There will be no collapse, no violence, no uprising, no world war, no revolution, no killing of jews or politicians or other such fantasies. Instead there will be law & order, compliance and total surveillance until the very end. AI will be at the center of it all.

The Great Reset is inevitable.

>>511176286
kek this is mega cope for shit cuisine, enjoy your brown hellhole island nigel

>>511175990
Lol

>>511175620 (OP)
Less whites means we now have more shitskins. It's over.

>>511175620 (OP)
This is the end, beautiful friend

>>511177140
Nah. My gator niggers invented it by accident.
They wanted to deep fry some tenderloin but ended up baking it and left it at that. Thus Beef Wellington was born.

>>511177096
He's gone, Jim. Let him go

>>511177197
Good night sweet prince, at least you took down a few street cameras in some London borough once. Too bad it wasn't enough.

Euro cities (in Belgium, Germany, Italy, Sweden, and Ireland) to deploy a EU-funded trial of AI-surveilled cities. In Italy, Trento is one of them. Three systems are employed (the names themselves tell it all):
>"Marvel", used to detect criminal acts
>"Protector", used to protect places of worship from hate crimes
>"Precrisis", used to identify any vulnerabilities in the monitored places
The systems will detect suspect behaviors based on audio and video inputs, reporting them to law enforcement agencies. Fuck this shit! I'm waiting for this Chinese Union to collapse. The worst thing is that boomers cheer for these initiatives (the same retards who cheered for the scamdemic shenanigans).

https://www.marvel-project.eu/impact/

https://ec.europa.eu/commission/presscorner/detail/de/ip_23_5651

https://archive.is/YlQyw

https://unlimitedhangout.com/2023/03/investigative-reports/cia-and-mossad-linked-surveillance-system-quietly-being-installed-throughout-the-us/

>Netanyahu was asked by Fox News host Mark Levin whether the large growth seen in recent years in Israel’s technology sector, specifically tech start-ups, was part of Netanyahu’s plan. Netanyahu responded, “That’s very much my plan … It’s a very deliberate policy.” He later added that “Israel had technology because the military, especially military intelligence, produced a lot of capabilities. These incredibly gifted young men and women who come out of the military or the Mossad, they want to start their start-ups.”

>>511175620 (OP)
lmao I am still here also its midnight nothing is fooking happening

>>511175620 (OP)
cya

>>511176864
i've tried like 5, paid for them, and haven't found a single one yet that works. which one actually works? i definitely think of england when i think of beef wellington, less so with the vanguard mutual fund

>>511177130
>>511177152
I MISSED YOU IM SORRY IM SO SORRY IM SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK
>Breaks down crying

>>511175997
If they can't even make a good wrap how could they make anything that qualifies as cuisine?

>UK gets banned while India and Israel remain
Society is healing

>>511177096
test

>>511175620 (OP)
They don't care about 4chan because normies don't use it.
It's X they'd love to shut down.

>>511175716
the one they'll never take from us is our whiteness; find a way to break thier rules brother

>>511177168
What the Indians are doing to the UK and Canada are what the Germans did to Rome.

People always ask, "how could we just forget these things existed," whenever old mosaic tiles get unearthed around Rome totally forgetting that the city was overrun and conquered by the foreigner slave class.

>>511177197
You're just a dumb faggot shitskin though

>>511175620 (OP)
still 'ere

HELLO HELLO IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK

>>511177197
Lmao you're going to be a part of a skull pyramid. We're resetting alright, back to the bronze age.

>>511175620 (OP)
why are they still here

Good riddance. 4chan was a lot better before all you EU frog & pepe posting subhumans showed up.

>>511177371
what sort of wrap are we talking about? wontons for mozzarella shticks?

>>511175620 (OP)
I knew I wouldn't be lucky enough.

I thought it was the 25th

>>511175620 (OP)
Thank fuck. Now if they could just ban the rest of you European retards. Can't stand you. Australia needs to fuck off as well. 51st staters can stay just because they're American.

>>511177288
Your brown cattle and robot runaways won't be able to maintain the roads and power lines much less enforce your will globally retard.

>>511175620 (OP)
Again? Didn't we do this several months ago?
Anyways, bye bongniggers! Someone needed to be in the wreckage

>>511175722
Amen

>>511175620 (OP)
And did those feet in ancient time,
Walk upon Englands mountains green:
And was the holy Lamb of God,
On Englands pleasant pastures seen!

And did the Countenance Divine,
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here,
Among these dark Satanic Mills?

Bring me my Bow of burning gold:
Bring me my Arrows of desire:
Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold:
Bring me my Chariot of fire!

I will not cease from Mental Fight,
Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand:
Till we have built Jerusalem,
In Englands green & pleasant Land.

>>511175733
>>511175863
Anime is for fags

>>511175808
U GOT A LOICENSE FOR DAT VPN

Seriously I wouldn't be surprised if even using a VPN puts you on a watchlist with GCHQ
Britain is fucked.
>no mockery, I feel bad for you guise

>>511175620 (OP)
It has been longer than 10 minutes. 4Chan isn't banned. OP is gay?

ANGELA MERKELS FAT ARSE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

>>511175620 (OP)
Why????? Why the fuck am I still here?
I'm fucking cursed.

>>511177523
>American

>>511175620 (OP)
Shame we're still gonna keep the Israelis, godspeed euroanon

>>511177607
eat a dick

So
Since Brits are still here, I'd like to this opportunity to ask, what makes a kebab 'donor kebab'? Is it the cumin?

>>511175880
Blood sausage is amazing

>>511177891
Fuck up, kike.

>>511175620 (OP)
FUCK THE REGIME

FUCK TORIES, FUCK GAYBOUR, FUCK SPED DEMS, FUCK DEFORM

>>511177688
lol this can't be real
>Prigozhin is based Konosuba enjoyer

>>511177399
Ok, now you've done it!
5 kids in Lancashire we're just irreparally traumatised because of this.
hope it was worth it James.

>>511177934
>Famously subtle brit humor
I dont get it

>>511177891
The meat m8
(Donors are german btw)

>>511177987
Regrettably fake.

>>511175620 (OP)
>muh 10 minutes left
I'm not falling for this again, pal. You pulled this countdown crap a few months ago and had everyone believing it. And then nothing ever happened.

>>511177539
>Your
You just know some impotent imbecile is typed this. Anyway, dogs that bark don't bite and you're barking again.

>>511175620 (OP)
It's just a DNS block so we'll loss the retards and keep the competent ones.

>>511175620 (OP)
Kikes will never defeat bongs

>>511177987
>>511178057
is it actually fake? i could never tell

Well? Is it banned? Any Brit posters still alive? (Poos and pakis aren’t British)

>>511177454
You aren't resetting anything, you aren't doing shit except come here every day to larp and vent your frustration which is exactly what this outlet was designed and the reason these channels are still open for you.
Anyway, dogs that bark don't bite.

>>511178222
Still here.

>>511178155
Sadly fake, yes, it was some other book and someone shopped Konosuba.
The only real one is the FSB propaganda where the boomers misunderstood 3 SIM cards as SIMS 3 so there was some Ukrainian commando or whatever with copies of SIMS 3 etc.

>>511175716
Godspeed anon. See you on I2P+.

>>511178133
>we'll keep the GCHQ shills and lose the decent Norfs who just aren't that good at computers

>>511178262
click click

>>511178299
Or Tor.

>>511178357
Fucking GCHQ are coming for me.

>>511178222
British cuisine is the best in the world and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

>>511176286
>we eat shitty canned beans so jews can run the world

>>511175620 (OP)
I will miss Morrissey's witty posts the mosts.

>>511176459
Fookin hell m8 welcome back now sidown and have a pint

>>511178425
Bangers and mash with caramelized onions is my favorite meal.

>>511178262
Good show and Godspeed Britbro
>t. Scot holding the fort down in the Deep South

>>511178425
You deserve to be cut off from the entire Internet.

>>511175716
Fucking hate you bong niggers, you are all inbred subhumans... But you still white and would rather have 1 trillions of bongs than a single jeet alive
Hope we meet again, here or in any other forum, but in the good guys side (not leftist nor kikes)

Right lads, I'm off to bed. If this really is the end, I'll miss ye.

Also fuck jews and niggers.

>>511178451
Atill thinking about them beans

>>511178503
>scot
absolutely not

>>511176286
Ww2 is our biggest fuck up, we were the bad guys and we fucked the whole of the world by siding with the jews

>>511178262
How?

>>511175716
F

>>511178630
Magic.

>>511175620 (OP)
banning inda part 2 sounds kinda racist

>>511175716
see ya

>>511175716
See you on the other side, anon.

I suppose the greenteeth hiding in the dark recesses of their ancient piles of stone, like cockroaches under a kitchen stove in welfare housing, will find other activities to capture their attention in the absence of /pol/

>>511178630
Glowniggers. MI6, MI5, and Scotland Yard are the only ones who are allowed to post here from Britain now. All the actual Brits has been blocked now.

why don't they rangeban india from the internet

>>511178600
>Also fuck jews and niggers.
Strange marching orders
Baffling, really

>>511178607
I voted NO, faggot, and I voted YES to Brexit. And I’d do it all again!

>>511176286
Maybe now would be a good time to fight for your freedom as well

>>511178425
Trvke

>>511175716
We won't be far behind Bongistan. Free speech is an inconvenience for the people in power.

>>511178222
it's not even due to be fully implemented until 2026

>>511176286
britian is like 30% white now, let it burn

>>511175716
Farewell, fair sons of Albion. Until we meet again.

>>511178678
I'll report you to your police

>>511177749
all obese
all dressed like toddlers
All have ugly disproportionate dysgenic faces


It's enough to drive you to drink

>>511175733
Wow I believe the polar opposite now.

>>511178742
Canada, UK, India, and suddenly the literal shitposting is mostly gone.

>>511177852
>Talks about eating dick
Good job proving my point, geek

>>511178623
>Ww2 is our biggest fuck up
For india or israel?

>>511178824
Can’t do it anymore after all the police stations shut down their online hate crime submission systems due to abuse by chuds

>>511178598
Falklands white and bong, argentroonians seethe.

>britpol is gone forever

grim

The UK flag faggots on /pol/ have been some of the top pro-Ukraine spammers. Surely they will not stop

>>511177749
>Dumb, jealous Britfag thinks he said something
Tick tock. Gonna be great when you pussies aren't here anymore. The rest of us can't wait, as you can see.

>>511178950
Kek, legendary

>>511175620 (OP)
oh thank god

>>511175620 (OP)
No More fucking ISLAND THIEVES

>>511178425
>>511178777
Can’t argue with those digits

>>511175620 (OP)
Oh no!

>>511178742
They are partially banned now

>>511175620 (OP)
>Removes any hope of change
>This will work out well

>>511178623
painfully naive

>>511175620 (OP)
All shitposting aside I feel bad for UK anons and I hope they'll take this opportunity to change things in their country.

>>511178747
Based

>>511178623
Hitler was Team Jew, moron. God you people are stupid.

>>511179064
Lol, those are ours motherfucker

>>511179167
I don't. You deserve what you allow and tolerate and these pathetic Brits stab their own race in the back daily. Fuck them.

>>511179043
Is donald going to save you?

>>511179278
>Dumb, pathetic Brit tries again and fails completely.

>>511179132
Lol nope

>>511179084
Basic bitch gravy, underdone tatties, poor presentation, small plate, peas all over the place, no neeps, incorrect condiment 4 out of ten.

Good thing this isn't happening because they're vastly superior to faggot mutt posters and every other EU country's posters.

>>511179557
Only nonwhites say "mutt" so get the fuck out of my country before we start removing you ourselves. Coming soon!

>>511175716
enjoy your beantoast bruv

>>511179540
lol it was the best I could do with a 2 second search ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>511175716
Goodbye

It burns it burns!!!!!

...in two more weeks.

>>511179701
>Imagine the smell

>>511177455
We are in this abyss together, my brother.

>>511179842
Shut up kike

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7tMgt15NcbY

>>511179771
whataworldwhataworldjoshisapaedo

>>511175620 (OP)
>>511175620 (OP)
Brits, a moment of commemoration to you! (Maybe try something like a *** (way around it), I have a feeling this could work ... ;)

>>511175620 (OP)
I thought this already happened? didn't this happen a month ago too?

>>511175620 (OP)
EU needs to ban all of you eurotrash faggots next.

>>511175620 (OP)
Huh?

>>511176035
I hope you are correct, but you ever heard of cloudflare? ...

>>511180016
Yup we're are totes banned senpai.
I can't even see 4chins anymore.

>no more Indians

Hurrah

>>511180223
b-but how are you posting then?
are you... a... g-g-G-GHOST?!

>>511175880
Good bait

>>511179956
>Shut up

Poor bongs they are all gone now none of them are left.

why do people keep falling for this

>>511180373
Fish and chips were a kike invention.
You're calling your own fat drenched garbage cuisine stinky and gross you dumb motherfucker.

You stinky dumb indoctrinated kike cunt.

Jewish refugees, fleeing persecution in Spain and Portugal, brought the tradition of frying fish, likely cod or haddock, in a batter to preserve it for the Sabbath. This practice, known as "pescado frito", became popular in London, with street vendors selling it from trays.

>>511176666
Washington's great-grandfathers might have been British

>>511180521
>Why would anyone pretend to be retarded?
Newfag

>>511180480
It's so sad.

This thread is brought to you by kekVPN

Good, at least we won't start speaking Indian. It's embarrassing to use another country's language.

>>511180595
>You're calling your own fat drenched garbage cuisine stinky and gross you dumb motherfucker.
Holy inferiority complex batman, who said any of that shit? I actually kinda like it, trashy as it may be

>>511180778
Rope yourself vermin

>>511180869
Woah there mohamed, you might get deported criming on the interwebz like this, doing all kinds of hate crimes

>>511175620 (OP)
Kiwis and aussies had same thing happen and they are still here

>>511178887
Go shove a sharp shovel blade up your asshole you incomprehensible normalfag newfaggot.
Go transition yourself and your whole family, literal homosexual!

>>511180869
Based

>>511181048
Turk Russian pole
Your all niggers to me slavshit

>>511175620 (OP)
englands royal family is in the epstein files. goodbye.

>>511178262
Is anyone outside your house? Will the police come and arrest you? How will you make bail? Will your parents come visit you in prison?

>>511175620 (OP)
you'll never see this as the UK is now banned, but I have never had a Greggs steakbake

>>511181162
Your IP say joo
Your flag says 'poo'
I don't like you
And that arab too

>>511181188
Have some manners anon

>>511181347
THATS IT IM CALLING THE LOCAL CONSTABLE!!

>511179143
>511179196
Stupid niggers, the both of you. Die slow.

>>511175716
Like cowards. Go watch your children get raped by migrants while jerking off to royalty

>>511181347
Wtf? I can't see this post

why are britoids still here. this is illegal. get them out!

>>511181872
>why are britoids still here
4chan has booze but only oldfags know where it is

>>511181872
What are you talking about? I don’t see a single bong anymore they disappeared they will never get (you)s again how unfortunate

>>511182333
Thats terrible

>>511175620 (OP)
rip govnah, remember to get ur loicense

>>511175620 (OP)
just use duck fuck go, worked for me after that mossad op in christchurch

>>511182041
kill yourself you kike

>>511182376
It’s so sad jew bro an entire nation just completely disappeared like dust in the wind

>>511178233
We know it’s a gulag, tiochfaidh ar la though

>>511175620 (OP)
Imagine bong flag turned into a memeflag

>>511178262
Well, bye

At least they can still lurk with a VPN.

>>511175620 (OP)
>>511175716
>we're going to lose 30% of our English speakers
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>511182798
How though?

>>511182606
>Doesn't like booze and jews
>Chimp out trigger
May ICE 'nab your ass elhamdulila

HEARD YA WANT YOUR 4CHAN BACK

TOO BAD U AINT GETTIN IT BACK!!!

>>511182633
Tragic