Thread 511187835

>”It said on your Hinge profile that politics was your favorite interest. What did you mean by that exactly?
How do you respond?

>>511187835 (OP)
you're browner than your profile picture...

>>511187835 (OP)
That I'm going to be politicking your cervix if you know what I mean.

>>511187835 (OP)
>"im center right"

>>511187835 (OP)
How big is your penis my lady ?

>>511187835 (OP)
Well, to be fair she matched. So I doubt any answer you give is going to fuck things up
Most people who say autistic shit like that must be really high value if they get matches

>>511187835 (OP)
*unzips dick*

>>511187835 (OP)
"Its the comedy aspect of it. It doesn't matter what side you are on, its all one big joke. And it will never not be funny how deranged the entire thing has become"

I wish I looked like that. (I'm a male)

>>511187973
There's a good jew

>>511187835 (OP)
I don’t use hinge.
You have tattoos.
This whole thing was a huge misunderstanding.
You’re good paying the bill right?

>>511187995
best response in this thread

I like to watch and predict how these bastards fuck us with no lube. And how feminism and womens rights are toxic death cults run by insane jewish cunts.

>>511187835 (OP)
>Favorite interest? Sorry, that's just a strange turn of phrase.

>>511187973
4.5 inches when it is erect

>>511187835 (OP)
>>”It said on your Hinge profile that politics was your favorite interest.

That means they are a loser with no life.

>>511187835 (OP)
ok so there was this tribe of cannibalistic ukrainian gyppos

>>511188098
Much appreciated. I lean right, but realize and accept its all one big joke, and as an individual nothing i do or say will every influence any sort of change. Short of hijacking a bunch of nukes and resetting the world to zero.

>>511187835 (OP)
>"I read on the new Tea app that you weren't able to get it up with your last Tinder date, and the one before it you gave an indication that you weren't over your past relationships. Are you seeing a therapist or should we just end the convo here?"

>>511188161

I've fapped to this chick so many times. I'd totally suck her maddive clit.

>>511187895
LMFAO

>>511187835 (OP)
>Have you ever heard of an ancient group of nomads called the Scythians?

>>511188289
Put this on the Tea app!
>punches broad in face

>>511187835 (OP)
Why the fuck would you put politics as an interest of yours on a dating profile? What self respecting man actually wants to have a conversation about politics with a woman? What opinion would a woman possibly have that would actually make you appreciate the conversation you're having?

Honestly I'd rather hear a child's opinion. At least they can't vote so I know that although they have a dumb opinion, they can't vote.

>>511187835 (OP)
I think my views on the matter are best expressed by a Kanye West song. ***bass starts playing***

>>511187835 (OP)
ugly and tatted arent a good place to start

>>511187835 (OP)
>thicc lenses

>>511187835 (OP)
>snake tattoo
run

>>511187835 (OP)
"So....anal?"

The second I sit down at the table with my date I immediately start spewing off why Muammar Gadhafi and Saddam Hussein were the only two dictators keeping peace in that region of the world and the downfall all began with the murder of King Faisal II in 1958, and that the only thing that would have remedied the situation was to remove war crime penalties and let Bashar al Assad have full reign of any region nation south of Greece.

>>511188406
... Like a boss

>>511187835 (OP)
Is that a tattoo? I gotta go

>>511187835 (OP)
She looks a lot like my latina fiance
>That posts on /pol/ more than I do.

>>511187835 (OP)
I'm sorry, but I see you have a tattoo. I have to go now. Lose my number.

>>511188289
>Imagine the ones not using your gay-ass app, nigger.

>>511188445
NIGGER HEIL HITTLER

I hate big banks and multinational corporations.
I'm an environmentalist and a vegetarian; I love animals.
Truth be told I'm a socialist.

>>511187835 (OP)
That is not a date question, that's a filter question before the date. At least TRY to be realistic.

"Politics was my main interest, until I saw them big ol' melons you are carrying around"...or something to that effect.

But really, if you put down "politics" as your main interest, you are just asking to get it in the neck. Never lead with stuff like that. Establish your manly bona fides and your strong character and identity first, only bring up politics after she has become your love slave. Then she'll be fine with it when you tell her Hitler did nothing wrong.

In fact she'll probably like it. If a girl is into you enough, you cannot go wrong with any strong action or statement of feeling or intention. You can fuck your girlfriend's best friend, and laugh when she gets upset about it, and she will just take it as more proof that you are 100% man. True story.

Anyway, save the politics for later on. Main interest: "I like to build and fix and make stuff. Play your cards right and I might build you some shelves."

>>511187835 (OP)
I am a BLACK MALE ASIAN BOI (BMAB) with WHITOID adoption supremacist.

Problem?

I spend hours watching YouTubers complain about wokeness in comics, TV shows, movies, and video games. Also those glasses make you look like a slutty librarian and not smart.

>>511188699
Yeah on the date they never even question that you added three inches to your height.

>>511188159
>>Favorite interest? Sorry, that's just a strange turn of phrase.

It is indeed, very clumsy English. An interest is a favorite way to spend time, so it is sort of like saying "favorite favorite way to spend time."

>>511188270
>Short of hijacking a bunch of nukes and resetting the world to zero.
this.
only some outrageous and impossible scenario can possibly change anything. once you realize that, you're free to laugh at politics as the fake and gay clown show that it is.

>>511187835 (OP)
The two party system is a sham to keep everyone infighting and divided. United we stand. The two party system manufacturers consent to people chosen by [i]THEM[i]. And the sheep go along with the system believing they have control. Meanwhile, your purchasing power is slowly diminishing as they slowly boil you like a frog until you become an indetured servent. With your subscriptions to Costco, Netflix, HBO, phone, Uber, Car, etc. Even if you don't have subscriptions, you will lose out as your dollar is devalued and given to the "homeless charities".

[i]THEY[i] will make you own nothing, and you will be happy with your mindless entertainment like UFC, Love Island, sports, the next episode of Game of Thrones. The hypernormalisation will be akin to Russia where everyone lives in squalor, knows they are being lied to, but doesn't do anything.

Any questions?

>>511188585
is this her?

>>511187835 (OP)
I want to take this candle and burn your tattooed flesh

>>511187835 (OP)
Political theory. Big Gramsci guy.

>>511187835 (OP)
Why are we going out for her birthday if it's our first date?
What kind of loser am I dealing with here?

>>511188320
she has a boyfriend, anon. she likely won't let you do that. I prefer for women to be on the thick side desu. I enjoy the undeniable feminine curves

I leverage my strengths to pull women. When I was in Canada, I knew I had nothing good to draw on when interacting with women. So I wear all white, take some downers and squint like I'm going to shit. This exaggerates my negative qualities.
I'd go to a park, a skating pool, anywhere like that wth young girls. I'd sit five feet away from the closest girl and pull out a switchblade. I'd play with it and pretend to look in the distance. Then I'd look flustered and put it away, put on a shocked face and stare at the nearest girl with my mouth open. I'd ask silly things like would you like to know how things end for you, or would you rather go on not knowing? I've been thinking about ending things, because I can't share more than existence with anyone.
That lowers her shitskin guard and then I'd say that I'm in a vulnerable place because I can't deal with it, other people share their lives with each other, I've got nothing but pain and then I'd stare at her with tears in my eyes and say that I love you, so much you must kill me now...
IF I WAS YOUR VAMPIRE,
Certain as the moon,
Instead of killing time, we'll have each other until the sun.

>>511187835 (OP)
AHHH YESS.. GOOD OL CLASSIE FRED BLASSIE

>>511188552
bless you anon, you're right

>>511189104
I can't tell if this is romantic or just plain schizo

>>511188897
TOO BAD BUDDY, THIS TWISTED GAME NEEDS TO BE RESET.

>>511189514
if only nukes were real

How do I get into dating as a 30yr incel with no friends, and no car, who goes to work then comes home to browse /pol/ and /v/, watch random youtube videos, play video games, and goon?
I also live with my mom.

>>511187835 (OP)
If that’s a Gadsden Snake Tattoo it is the only tattoo acceptable on a woman and I would like her phone number to call her up and take her on a date.

>>511189491
he jackin?

>>511187835 (OP)
>I hate niggers.
>sips Natural Light that you poured into a flower vase
>I want to kill niggers. I want to lynch niggers, AND nigger lovers.
>you scoot the macaroni you ordered around because it was subpar. What kind of steak house is this anyways?
>I want to kill niggers with my bare hands. Do you have any black kids? I know at least 25 different knots to hang niggers with.
>your date stares at you in awe
>the 15 pack of natural light you snuck into the steak house is starting to work its magic
>she clearly wants to fuck
>keeps eyeing the door, wanting to leave the restaurant to breed in the parking lot
>she must be ovulating. You can tell
>"Are you ovulating? I can tell."

Never date women with snake tattoos

>>511189620
you should learn some basic social skills, learn how to talk to people in general, get a nice respectable circle of friends, and then get into some hobbies that do not involve the internet, like dancing, hiking, rock climbing, martial arts, etc. stop browsing 4chan altogether. stop playing video games. if you're overweight and/or out of shape, try losing weight and/or becoming more fit. once women start to see that you behave like a high value man, then they will become interested in you as a real romantic partner desu

>>511189978
yes, I think so

>>511190006
kek

>>511188945
Mine looks more like a Spaniard. Not any(much) negro blood nor any tattoos.

>>511187995
>And I'm tired of pretending it's not.

>>511187835 (OP)
Booba

>>511190006
I had a good chuckle.

>>511187835 (OP)
It means I'm retarded and my goal is to not get laid.

>>511190183
ah, I see. so she looks like the white Latina meme.

>>511190155
the jeetification of the west has had some interesting side effects. got the one of the retard cranking it next to the lady on the bed?

>>511188427
why don't you seize power and take women's rights away? I'll join you

>>511190442
Yeah, but I call her a brown third worlder. She insists she's white, just a different kind of white than me.

>>511187835 (OP)
Well, I just don't like the black people or the Jews, and if I was president I would put them all in Africa where they came from. And that goes for the hajis and dot people as well.

>>511190110
I think I've got some of the basic social skills down, people don't immediately hate me, and others have mistaken me for an extrovert at corporate social events. Getting friends is hard though because I have low self esteem. Even when people want to add me on steam I freak out because I don't want them to see my coomer shit, or the 1000+ hours I've placed in Skyrim. For outside hobbies, I've tried hiking, but it got old. After 1 summer every place started to look the same to me. Unless you're travelling a lot it doesn't have replayability.
>stop browsing 4chan
I tried that once and it was actually difficult. There's something to this hold social media addiction thing.
I'm a lanklet so getting fit can help. That's something I should begin with. I know I'm getting old so it's more about staying comfortable into old age than getting juicy.
What happens if I get the girl though? I might just give up and go back to playing vidya.

>>511190573
>got the one of the retard cranking it next to the lady on the bed?
no, I didn't even know that existed. I have been meaning to save the one where he is probably jacking it by grinding up against a giant poster of a white woman though.

>>511187835 (OP)
>You know that Nixon campaign button that says "They can't lick our Dick"? Well, you can lick mine.

>>511190699
>I call her a brown third worlder.
this is probably exactly what she is
>She insists she's white
spics always say this.
>a different kind of white than me.
no such thing exists. either you're white or you are not

>>511187835 (OP)
I'm liberally conservative yet conservatively liberal.

>>511188159
>>511188161
Whomsts?

>>511190006
based, thanks for the laugh

>>511187835 (OP)
Fuck I got catfished again.

>>511187895
lmao been there

>>511187835 (OP)
ah yes, the glued on nails people. Jesus Christ.

Anyway, Obama is in the epstain files. See here:
>>511190219

>>511192270
Jesus fuck. They can't keep getting away with it.

>>511187835 (OP)
that THING has a kikeface

>>511187835 (OP)
My wife and I are watching Europa The Last Battle as I type this. She's black, btw, and when we met she described herself as a member of Antifa. She took the BWC Pill.

>>511188161
What’s this chicks backstory again? Her facial structure is so fucking odd and her clit is so massive that I honestly can’t tell if she’s MTF, or just has the testosterone levels of a gorilla.

>>511191670
peachycatsnack

>>511192751
she is a female bodybuilder. she's not even trans. she still identifies as female. she has pr0n on the pornhub that validates she's female and simply has high testosterone for whatever reason

>>511192896
>Female bodybuilder
>High testosterone for some reason

Uh anon..... Ive got a secret to tell you.

>>511188161
tattoed
over worked phisique
tiny dick
> I like my fems
>fem MAN not fucking faggots
and especially not faggots with a fishhole
OR, I want a female woman born XX with a penchant for housing and singing when alone and embroidering when bored since all the dishes and floors are washed and there's no clothes to clean

>>511187835 (OP)
>"It's just like you're interest in books. I couldn't tell you a fucking thing about politics"
Bullet dodged.

>>511192699
Once you go white, you know that it's right.

>>511187835 (OP)
Hinge profile? I forgot to delete.

>>511187835 (OP)
>Tattoo
Western women are just so fucking vile and disgusting

>>511188427
>"what opinion would a woman possibly have that would actually make you appreciate the conversation you're having"
I'm mexican
yesh
Heil Hitler?
yesh
wanna have kiddos?
yesh
like 6?
yesh
you'll be their mother and mother of the house?
yesh
and I'll work for ya and you'll teach them right and treat me like a human?
yesh
so how many men have you been with?
none
let's get married
yesh
done
done
I like you dummy
I likes chu too
Heil Hitler
yesh

>>511193044
Based femman enjoyer.

>>511191143
will she Heil Hitler with me?
I AM BROWN
mexico for the mexicans
usa (corp) for the... you deal with that shit
nobody should step foot on your land without a death sentence
to each his own
a special place for every race (except jews because they're not human~ish)
even niggers get their afreeka

>>511187835 (OP)
She's just the right amount of mixed

>>511193418
it's mostly a joke
but I'd rather be a manfucker than a faggot lover
and it'll be IN THE FUCKING CLOSET, like our ancients taught

>>511187835 (OP)
>How do you respond?

>>511188512
THIS

>>511192772
MVA

>>511187835 (OP)
Id go deep inside by force

>>511190110
>Hobbies
>Dancing
You probably have less of a life than the rest of us failed larp not even reading the rest of that lol dancing

>>511187835 (OP)
>>511188159

>Exactly two Blassie posts
What did they mean by this?

>>511194613
women love dancing. if they meet a man who is into dancing as a hobby, chances are really good she will at least give him a chance, if not straight-up fuck him that same day. kek. I'm exaggerating a little bit, but not by very much. I give the holy grail of attraction methods and, of course, some autistic /pol/ chud finds reason to reject it. thanks, /pol/
never change.

>>511193039
what is that secret?

>>511189491
>I dressed like a whore and now men are looking at me and jerking off

>>511193044
checked
also, you have very specific requirements. I am far less strict in my standards. I want a biological female human woman who was born a biological female, preferably thick and curvy, but that's not a requirement

>>511190573
Nope but have this one instead

>>511195412
she's not asking for it, anon

>>511195288
A hell of a lot of steroids.

>>511195478
>this is what happens when married boomers do not have the technological knowhow to hide their porn consumption from their wives
kek

>>511187971
lol

>>511189104
This is the result when your father doesn't give you beatings when you're a child.

>>511187835 (OP)
>Primarily that woman shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Quit being a simp, anon, even though they won't admit it women love a man that disgusts them mentally, obviously don't disgust them physically but that doesn't mean you have to be Chad either, just don't be physically gross and be confident

>>511187835 (OP)
i pull out my boombox with my cassette tape of johnny reb's "ol nigger-hatin' me" on it and press play and refuse to elaborate

>>511195811
That's the result of not realizing you're a 1 out of 10 chasing an 7 out of 10. Poos chasing White women is peak hilarity, I thought niggers lacked self awareness but you poos aren't far behind.

>>511195692

And if that other man can continue, that is savior faire

>>511195421
I mean I just want a well behaved dummy girlie that'll behave well
heck, flat and assless, FINE
CHONKY and meaty, FINE
tall, short, nerdy, weirdy
just shut up and be a good wifey
that's it
pic related is pretty damn near ideal

>>511196285
kek!
fair enough.

>>511195488
disgusting moves and "emotes" like that horrifying kike slut sarah silverman
burn it already