Thread 511194706

>Leaks your Epstein files to WSJ
Sorry, Donnie. Just playing the game.

He did kill the pope and absolutely murdered a love seat with his cock

>>511194706 (OP)
No idiot. Jeffrey Epstein's estate is currently being managed by his longtime lawyer, Darren Indyke, and his accountant, Richard Kahn. These two individuals were appointed as co-executors in Epstein's will, and are in possession of Epstein’s “birthday scrapbook”. Try to keep up.

They call that nigga Chase Lounge

Huh?

More cushion for the pushin, right JD?

JD Vance at a yard sale be like “omg soo-faaaa cking hot” and blows a load on an ottoman

On a lazy day JD is a real couch cucumber

>>511194706 (OP)
He had to do it. It was his only chance. A Republican will never be elected again.

“Anything with a cushion is a sex-tional”
JD Vance 2025

You can pull out a lot of couches unless you’re JD Vance who’d never pull out from a couch

Murdoch sees that Trump is a massive liability and JD Vance is a perfect thiel stooge.

JD Vance pisses his wife off on purpose to get extra couch time

Ask Jd Vance if that couch is upholstered in satin and he’ll tell you “no, it’s cummed-in then sat-on”

>>511194706 (OP)
you niggers are fucking retarded, this entire shilling campaign has not moved the needle one iota

Vance is Americas first homosectional vp

J.D. is on Bed Bath and Beyond's black book

haha couches
yeah I'm still going to need the epstein files released trump.

>>511194706 (OP)
he is hindu

>>511195492
Not quite

>>511195649
Buchanen never had sex with the furniture bro

>>511194706 (OP)
This was the plan all along. JD was always meant to be president, and enact Peter Theil's dream

>>511194706 (OP)
total palantir victory

>>511194706 (OP)
You will never be a woman

>>511194706 (OP)
i wish.. his popularity would fucking skyrocket

After JD proposed to his true love seat, he went out and bought a ring and a tux-SEAT-o

>>511194706 (OP)
Based if he did.

Dey call him the little drummer boy because he’s a top per-cushionist

JD lost his virginity to a lazy boy, they go way back

>>511195649
>everyone in history was gay!

Trump rapes kids and Vance committed sectional assault

JD won’t fuck desk chairs because they’re heavily armed

>>511195882
Not everyone, just James Buchanan and the man he lived with for decades

Ask JD what has four legs and is man’s best friend and he’ll show you a cumstained love seat.

>>511195882
Well, yes.

If JD takes the seat of power he’s gonna stick his dick in it

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>>511196276
You know we can see your ID right?

>>511194706 (OP)
There's weight to this. The Project 2025 goons may have got what they need out of Trump and are done with his fake Christian ass. They may see him as a liability now. TONS of information coming out makes it impossible to ignore.
Here's Epstein refusing to answer whether he and Trump "socialized" with girls under 18.

>>511196483
Donald Barr (father of William Barr, Trump's former AG who enabled Epstein) hired Epstein as a school teacher despite no experience, and wrote this:

>>511196483
banks involvement. Epstein was all buddy buddy with the big bankers.

>>511196483
wno the living hell needs to make that many wire transfers?

>>511195645
I believe this too actually

>>511194706 (OP)
Remember when he pretended to not know the name of Trump's would-be assassin despite being "scared for his life." Very suspicious if you ask me.

>>511194706 (OP)
Now is time to say "Thank you"

>>511194706 (OP)

I was thinking, after Mike Johnson shut down the house early, JD should have waited for him to get on a plane and then re-opened the house and called a vote. It was his chance at the big chair.

>>511194706 (OP)
He isn't playing shit. He's a pawn. A marionette.
And Thiel's the puppet master.

>>511194706 (OP)
A desperate JD Vance travelled to Montana to beg Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch re: Epstein.

>Vice President JD Vance on Tuesday made a brief trip to Montana, where he spoke to media mogul Rupert Murdoch; his son Lachlan Murdoch, the head of Fox News and News Corp.; and a group of other Fox News executives, according to two people familiar with the trip. Vance met with the group at the Murdoch family ranch in southwest Montana near Dillon, according to the people. They confirmed the visit to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly about it. It’s not clear why the vice president addressed the group or what they spoke about.

They told him to fuck off. This must be very bad indeed.

>>511195726
Then it would plummet again after he becomes Prez. He has negative charisma, Trump always chooses VPs that can never outshine him.

its really a coup d'etat, Vance was behind it. Vance is little finger in this scenario. Its the neocons too. The Israel shit, the Flip Flopping on Ukraine, turning on Putin....yep this is what they had over him. They were using this to control him, this was the carrot they were dangling over his head. So far all his actions have been in line with the Neo-Con positions.
They Neo-cons got em. they will invoke the 25th, make Vance president.

>>511198792
> according to two people familiar with the trip
I thought we were getting better writers this season.

>>511194706 (OP)
Jd definitely would betray you in a heart beat at least Mike had principles

>>511194706 (OP)
That would be so fucking based. Mother fucker would bring everything down. Though he would probably advocate to let in pajeets or something dumb shit to hamper the action.

>>511199320
If the list leaks then it’s going to have some serious repercussions for everyone. Guaranteed that AIPAC’s whole payroll list is on there as well.

Isn’t the Antichrist supposed to be in power for 3 and 1/2 years?

>>511196374
Yes, if I was being a kike I’d have put on a meme flag. I’m just dabbing on some creek shitting flyover bumpkin who fucked a couch