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Good morning.
Let's hope ofcom makes you switch OFF your COMputer and touch grass.
But we all know that will never happen because the diehard regulars here are so deeply retarded, alcoholic and crushingly mentally ill that it is impossible for them to compete in the urban jungle and natural world- As mother Nature would have had them die in infancy rather than befoul gods green earth.
Ted was right.

He can't even tie his shoelaces but he can tell you how to get a gf even though he can't get a gf himself.

>>511203423
Morning and filtered.

Lads help I'm in France

>>511203346
Haha off com

I guess we all got the pedo leader thing in common

On this day in yank history
>July 24, 1847 : Brigham Young and 148 Mormon pioneers arrived in the Great Salt Lake Valley, Utah, establishing Salt Lake City after a 17-month journey. This marked a significant moment in the Mormon migration and the settlement of the American West.

>>511203627
Sounds like a gay larp

How long before every site starts nuking Brit access?

>>511203781
It's not about you not having access. That's not really the british ethos. It's more about finding activities that people will do, and loicencing them. You'll still have all the access you've ever had, but only with a loicence and under reasonable supervision so you don't see any illegal posts or opinions or such.

>>511203627
I would dip my fries in this lake you speak of

Another day in paradise fellas damn it feels good

>>511204143
>heems you
protect yourself at all times

>>511203901
The end-user cost of conforming to the Online Safety Act are so expensive that several big sites, including Wikipedia, are just threatening to call British access altogether. There's also a massive legal minefield in regards to the "duty of care" and "harmful but legal" phrases. Meaning a site is 100% responsible if someone calls you a nigger, even if they remove the comment, as the legal jargon demands it should have never gone through in the first place.

>>511203509
What about the british women that scored goals?

>>511204335
*cull

I swear predictive text is getting dumber. Hate posting while in bed.

seen more niggers than anglos
not s fan personally

>>511204335
You can still access that content with a VPN anon. You'll just have to maintain a VPN loicence through the official UK government VPN. That will give you unrestricted access to view whatever harmful material you want, while still giving the government some reasonable supervision to ensure you don't succumb to any naughty temptations to produce harmful content or say any illegal words. So you're not really losing anything here. You would never want to say a word like nigger anyway because it is expressly forbidden in the Book of rNHS (Diversity 13:50)

>>511203627
>Brigham Young
Imagine being named as a paedo by your parents.

>>511203018 (OP)
fisherwoman
or fisherperson?
what a gay world we live in now

Speaking of nonces will the ladyboy enjoyers be fighting the little boy enjoyers on the border of Cambodia and Thailand?

>>511204689
>Imagine being named as a paedo by your parents
Kek that just reminded me of the mutt who came into a thread a few months back, seething out of the gate, saying you bongs should all go fuck yourselves because his surname is Nonce and he had just learned the meaning you gave that word lol. Lucky guy. Wish my surname was something hilarious

>>511203509
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kcoVe6GrpI

The government is planning to spend £180k on teaching BAMEs to tie their laces

>>511204965
Wonder how much they've spent teaching gyppoos and niggers how to do the ball game scam

>>511205013
Story this morning is the home office dlhas revealed they've been using pre paid cards loaded up with taxpayers money in the bookies. The control the government had over the media has me suspicious of all these stories, criticism of the illegals is suddenly allowed in the mainstream. What's the play? Agitation for summer riots again, narrative to encourage digital ID and CBDCs?

feel like absolute fucking shite

>>511205315
Go get a fry up, treat yourself

>>511204965
josh should apply
hes jewish so hes a bame

>>511205331
can't move drank 50 stellas like actually 50

>>511205401
You're in desperate need of bacon lad!

>>511205401
Get a job, fucking faggot.

>>511205401
>17 litres of beer have the same alcohol content than a single bottle of vodka

morning lads how are we

just got into the office. early start for me today. heading home early as I’ll be taking my wife and kids away for the weekend to the Lake District. Have a good day all. Inshallah you accomplish your goals.

>>511203509

Brits are too pathetic to succeed at pro football without foreign gorillas. She should be representing Wakanda.

>>511203018 (OP)
hey britain im no longer a child now. from now on consider me independent!

>>511205613
got an interview at 11am but it's going to be fucking wank cos i'm fucking fucked

>Volodymyr Zelenskyy promised a new bill to strengthen the rule of law in Ukraine on Wednesday, in an apparent attempt to assuage popular anger at his decision to weaken the powers of two independent anti-corruption agencies.
>Thousands of protesters took to the streets of Kyiv for a second day, while European leaders expressed concern at the Ukrainian president’s contentious decision. The demonstrators gathered outside the presidential office, shouting anti-government slogans.
thought they were too busy fighting a war to look into the slavgoblins money siphoning habits

need some advice lads, how i sneak an escort into me hotel? reception is tiny, manned 24/7 and need a key card to get to any rooms

only in london for rest of today and need get laid before i go back home where it's extremely slim pickings

>>511205786
Why does it need to be a hotel? Just go to her place?

>>511205401
>A pint of Stella Artois contains approximately 219 to 224 calories, primarily from carbohydrates and alcohol. A 330ml bottle has about 127 calories.
caloriemaxxing

Is this it? Is today the last day for 4chan in the UK?

>>511205833

im a cripple, me fake leg is getting work done on it and most of'em live in weird ass buildings with a thousand stairs so i might not even be able get in their house like

>>511205786
Tie the bedding together and dangle it out the window in a 1920s prison escape way, but instead of escaping she'll climb up, like a modern day reverse Rapunzel.

who stuck a quid in the ginger toff?

>>511205786
Tell her to wear a nurses uniform

The end of an era
Bye lads, it's been an honor shitposting with you x

>>511205744
Sure you do. Keep lying to yourself, I’m sure it helps you get through your meaningless existence each day, champ.

>>511205401
>drank 50 stellas
that's seven thousand calories lol

>>511203509
pmsl
The ""English"" are a fucking stain on this island.
The cuckoldry, the bizaro reality.
The treachery
You English fucking repulse me

>>511205786
Tell her to paint her face black and pretend she's hopping off a small boat. No one questions that shit. She might even get a free phone

cauldron must be absolutely obese, who the fuck drinks 7k cals in one sitting

>>511205786
You do know hotels have an unspoken system for shagging whores. They even have a book of whores that they will order in on request.
My cousin is a hotel manager and told me about this, and i thought he was winding me up but i met a guy on a work mandated legionella training day who also ran hotels and he confirmed this.

>>511206375
Pussy.

>>511206471
post hand smelly paki

>>511206177
You look so fucking stupid it is no wonder you are alone.

>>511205861
Imagine how large a lad he must be.

Shocking but true:
PAki's rape their own sisters and mothers, And shocking as this sounds the working class white woman is not the most abused demographic

>>511206177
>Bye lads, it's been an honor shitposting with you

Bro, you feeling okay?

That language you're using could be interpreted in a lot of different ways, some of which might not be so optimistic.

Seriously, you feeling okay?

No weasel words.

Shoulder back! Chin up! Chest out!
I'm expecting ALL of your BEST larps today gentlemen.
The final 24hrs of brit/pol before we all get blocked should be the finest this board has ever seen!!!

King and country demands your best!!!

>>511206780
Calm down la am just quitting 4chan lmao x

>>511204965
Should teach them to turn their phones off when traveling on public transport.

>>511204344
That is a British woman who scored a goal

>>511206850

dont know if i'll see any of you lads again but was proud serving with you like

>>511206850
Sir yes sir

They may take our tongues, They may take our freedoms, They may take our prosperity, They may take our dignity, They may take our hope.

They will never claim our souls. They can only smother us and they do so in the knowledge

>>511206628
imagine someone living in argentina and seething about someone's caloric intake on brit/pol/s last day

>>511206912
You'll be back.
And if not, I'll always honour your memory.

>>511203509
I'm convinced the players are groomed into passing the ball to black strikers (who can apparently only play for 15 mins) Just to drum this narrative that we can't survive and succeed without them. Sadly England will win again, because Spain are shit.

>>511206850
>The final 24hrs of brit/pol

What the hell are you guys talking about?

Has Kink Charles the IIIrd been ordered to shut down y'allz InnerToobz?

>>511206850
>be me
>edgy giga-vegan, onions coursing through veins
>decide to convert local halal butcher for meme points
>walk in wearing hemp overalls and smug superiority
>“meat is murder, bro”
>dude behind counter sharpening knife like it's foreplay
>tell him about quinoa’s spiritual vibrations
>he blinks once, starts crying
>says he's seen the light, burns butcher shop down with halal-certified tofu
>we open a vegan co-op named "Chickpea Caliphate"
>business fails in 2 weeks
>blame capitalism

>>511207017
tearful farewell as the glow spastics are positioned on other media they have yet to block

>the englishmans final form

>>511205221
>Agitation for summer riots again,
Well obviously. Don't you remember the police "training drill" they had back in January or February where the police were taking down a guy carrying St. George's cross?
>narrative to encourage digital ID and CBDCs?
Oh god please let a CBDC happen. It will probably be built on the XRPL and I will get stupid rich. Of course I would gladly give that away if the misery becomes such that you are ready to get the empire back together by becoming a rightful American territory along with all your islands.

>>511207017
Have a good one laaaaa x

>>511203509
Civic nationalism is weird.
It's anti-patriotism, anti-nationalism... but arguments like this are... nationalist.

She is "owned", by us.
The ownership is based on magic soil; coordinates on a map.
What if she were to decide to leave? Is she still English or would she become American? Chinese? Indian? Gazan? Israeli?

It's like all progressive politics. Identical to the old beliefs but now everyone's black and Muslim and somehow this has made things better, despite the NHS being replaced by Physician Associates, GDP and per capita not getting rocket fuelled, ballooning debt, 10m out of work, and all our political decisions being decided in Washington and Brussels.

>>511207103
I'm being reassigned to fucking instagram. Thats like being sent to the eastern front.

>>511207067
>IIIrd
esl moment

>>511207076
A good start Watkins! That's the spirit! You lovely boy!

bin bins
lin lins
din dins

Hope dench and gobbo die in a fire desu

>>511207259
probably cause you're desensitised to all the kiddy porn

>>511207259
Horrendous
But good luck to you sir, remember to keep close tabs on your strange colleagues

>>511206850
I have IRL things to do today, keeping me busy all day, but will be jumping on as much as possible. Might even go to bed before midnight so I can have a final wank.

You niggers making so much drama and literally nothing will happen lmao

>>511207017
I saw these out of curiosity and it was the most preteen corporate slop akin to katy perry that only the most thirsty incels and spakkers could endure watching.

>>511207401
> be me
>average Britbong, dreams of gov benefits and gravy
>wife skinny, no mobility perks
>start Operation Dairy Queen
>6 tubs of Tesco ice cream a night, >whispered sweet nothings about “disability threshold”
>she asks why thighs look like beanbags
>tell her beauty is measured in BMI
>6 months later: 30 stone goddess, >mobility scooter acquired
>benefits rolling in faster than she can roll out of bed
>taxpayers seethe, I sip Stella
>her Fitbit wheezes when she blinks
>God Save the Cream

>>511207547
Seethe harder nigga.

>>511203627
Implement executive order 44.

>>511207612
boggles the mind how people let themselves get that big
she's half the size of bogdan

Weren't we supposed to be genocides today?

>article about gov giving tax breaks to gaming (I thought publishers/studios were rich?)
>reddit: "To do this we must [implement legal bureaucracy and extra work by] stop killing games!"
I don't think redditors understand consumer protections do not help businesses, though they do help monopolies in an ecosystem of equal roadblocks.

>>511207612
Good Lord sonny Jim! Look at the meat on that! You could feed half of Tin Min with one of her thighs!

>>511207936
I saw someone online saying that the razzle pass was intentionally a genocide against gays
because, right
>you have to use ID to use dating apps
>bumders are going to be more cautious about linking their ID with proof they're a bumder
>won't use gay dating apps accordingly
>this is worse than a billion auschwitzes

>>511207014
He had a meltdown a few nights ago because he got ripped for saying he "soldered and replaced transistors on the motherboard".
Then admitted he actually just replaced a cable for the front panel switch.
Posted this poo stained gem of an image to prove something. (No idea what, maybe that he has poo on his walls and nail clippings on the floor)

>>511207936
Would we even know if sways of the population started to vanish?
They'll do this while going on about gaza to distract

morning lads
sick of em all
every
single
one

>>511207936
we are already dead lad

>>511208209
>switch
KEK
You're still getting it wrong you fucking retard, LMFAO

>>511208209
>Then admitted he actually just replaced a cable
Then he wouldn't have said the FPANEL you useless indian retard.
>>511208336
Kek, hilarious how hard that jeet got humiliated.

>>511208209
fucking state of that floor

>>511207612
>be me
>British citizen #B17-84X-Kek
>wake up on memory-foam mattress because springs were banned after last year’s “Slink-Assault”
>mattress is bolted to memory-foam floor so I can’t tear it up and garrote a copper with the elastic
>try to open memory-foam door
>handle is a rubber duck beak, squeaks loudly, neighbourhood warden fines me for “noise that could startle someone into self-harm”
>duck-waddle to kitchen
>all knives melted down in 2029, replaced with government-issued “safety sporks”
>spork is duller than boggo, still have to register it at the local station every Thursday
>decide to make toast
>toaster is a padded cloth pouch with a hair-dryer inside, takes 47 minutes
>butter comes in a squeesable pouch labelled “I Can’t Believe It’s Not A Weapon”
>butter too runny, squirts on memory-foam counter, instant slip hazard
>slip, fall, land on memory-foam linoleum
>neighbour hears thud, reports “suspicious impact noises”
>two bobbies in full bubble-wrap armour burst in
>they’re armed with pool noodles dipped in custard for “less-than-lethal takedown”
>“OI, YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT SQUEAKY DOOR?”
>try to explain it’s factory standard, but they stuff me into a memory-foam paddywagon
>no seat belts, as straps could be used for strangulation, so I roll around like a burrito
>arrive at Her Majesty’s Soft-Play Rehabilitation Centre
>courtroom is a bouncy castle
>sentence: 200 hours of mandatory “aggressive thought replacement therapy”
>therapy consists of being browbeaten by court-appointed BAMEs while playing in the ball pit
>they confiscate my last pride possession: a commemorative rubber brick from the Great Foamening
>now all I have left is a government-issued BAME plushie doll
>mfw the only thing Britain’s successfully banned is dignity
>that's park life for you though innit
>and at least I'm not a yank; they don't even get their sporks for free from the station
>god save rNHS

>>511208209
>fpanel is smd saaar
fucking lol

pranged to fuck

having an Ozzy day

>>511208564
Wait until you see his kitchen. Grim isn't even the right word. I'd call it dire. In addition to being as foul as you've ever seen, his kitchen is only about 4 feet by 10 feet

>>511208336
>>511208465
Why do you keep repeating "the
That's just the silkscreen on the board telling you what the headers are for.

Replacing the fpanel (front panel) means you plugged in some new switches you fucking retard. You give yourself away every time you speak you dirty little gypsy.

>>511208680
Did you see the memorial in Brum? The streets were absolutely filled to the brim with White people. IN BRUM

>>511208690
*Why do you keep repeating "the fpanel"

>>511208690
>Replacing the fpanel (front panel) means you plugged in some new switches
No, that would be replacing the cables you useless fucking retard.
You really give away how much of a techlet ESL retard you are every time you speak.

>>511208690
With some supervision an 8 year old can put together a pc. It's electric fucking lego.

>>511208609
Kek
>Sarr you have fpanel
>I replace fpanel sarr
Mong doesn't even know the name of the component and just reads the silkscreen label as if it's the name of a component like a fucking mong

>>511208722
Do you really not know the difference between the FPANEL pins and the cables? LMFAO

>>511208742
Fpanel is not the name of anything on the motherboard.
It's the front panel.
Replacing the front panel is replacing cables. Literal fucking techlet.

>saar fpanel button switch cables saar
Kek
Mong doesn't know the difference between the actual pins and the fucking cables
Literal jeet

>>511208830
>Fpanel is not the name of anything on the motherboard
L M A O USELESS FUCKING TECHLET

>>511208840
Which part of the header pins had your fabled transistors then?

>>511208865
>gets obliterated
>immediately changes topics

rattling, it's peak the day after drinking

>>511208862
Did you ever get RAM chipset?

>>511208862
HAHAHAHA done him, what a fucking idiot lmfao

>>511208239
>while going on about gaza
News is currently saying NGOs there are suffering from starvation now and people are dropping in the street.
Dunno why Palestine hasn't given up the war yet nor why most footage is still of well fed adults getting food.

>>511208862
How can anyone be so useless holy shit

>>511208862
Mate 'F_PANEL' isn't the name of the component. Circuit boards have all sorts of shit printed on them. Its just saying that those are the pins for the Front Panel. You've shown yourself up lad.

Hilarious how the jeet tried to act smug again and got fucking rekt
>saaar fpanel is not the same of anything in the motherboard (proceeds to show pic with fpanel written in the motherboard)

>>511208690
skimmed the thread
why did he make out he was replacing surface mounted components caused by water damage?
bet the cunt doesn't even own a fluke
fucking idiot doesn't understand basic terminology
he probably turned off his nonce server and shorted the header to boot it up

>>511208862
I guess you think this is called "the digikey" don't you.
Thick cunt.

>>511208989
Shut the fuck up retard and stop trying to save face, you've been humiliated you useless cunt

>>511208862
Is a label for something the same as the thing itself?

>>511209036
Man you really are a fucking idiot lol
>>511209048
And what exactly did you think I meant by 'FPANEL'

>>511209036
Corrrr I've got one of those rulers.
I use the holes to measure the girth of me todger.

>>511209021
Why are you coping so fucking bad? He's obviously in the right lol

Computers are for dweebs who are scared of women. Fucking nerds lmao

state of this thread

>>511209021
No you see sarr he replaced the "PCB made in china" you see.

Basically he's so thick he doesn't realise how thick he is. Parroting "I replace the fpanel solder transistor sar" gives us something else to laugh at him for at least.
He even made a gay screencap>>511208336 because he didn't realise how retarded he sounded by repeating "the fpanel"

>>511209075
spoiler: it wasn't the "button", "switch" or whatever as the indian retard said.

>>511209038
Yeah that's just a label mate, it's not a component.
What's your issue? Just take the L.

>>511207628
How so?
I met that woman and shook her hand, and watched a couple of "songs"from backstage, just a typical pop act with rehearsed dances and lipsynch just like atomic kitten or any other childrens entertainers.
>t. Stage designer before covid decimated touring for years.
Not paid to see an act or enter a venue in 16 years due to having connections, full backstage access passes and had polite chats with the likes of Eminem, 50cent, Brian May, Peter Gabriel, wwf wrestlers, Steve Vai, atomic kitten, iron maiden. The list goes on.

>>511209220
>desperately coping
You're both so thick, arrogant and utterly retarded.
Truly the stereotypical pajeet.
1) you thought the FPANEL meant the power buttons/cables, so you literally don't know shit about mobos
2) you literally didn't know there's a FPANEL component in the mobo, as per >>511208830

You are utterly fucking useless.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9dgd1qyq29o

Wakey wakey wagies, Abdul needs more of your money to gamble down the bookies

Morning spakkers

Flymos and bbqs

>>511209267
It's a set of pins.

>>511208209
the nail clippings are so funny because you know he obsessively trims his nails every time hes going to take a photo now after getting humiliated by the nordchads for his dirty unkempt nibbled nails lmao

>>511209324
sounds good for the line. make it go up!

>>511209337
technically called a header

>denchwog seething already through joshletos site
LMAO

>>511209324
https://www.politicshome.com/news/article/asylum-seekers-using-taxpayer-funded-payment-cards-gamble

>there's a FPANEL component in the mobo
Wonder if he typed in "fpanel component" to replace it.
Oh wait he can't have done because then he'd know he's retarded.

Also shows he didn't replace shit or he'd know they're just generic PCB headers. Kek

>>511209421
>gay sun

>>511209021
>own a fluke
Fancy cunt
Fry it with a megger instead

>>511209462
>filtered by a set of pins
Kek

>>511209021
Have you got any more gens of Argie's grim kitchen?

>>511209337
yeah, its called a header. There's no component called 'F_PANEL'. Goes to show that you didn't actually replace anything if you don't know the name of the thing you replaced.

Why is he like this? What caused it?

>>511209437
>>511209509
>mental gymnastics
Irrelevant. It's not the 'button' or the 'cables' as you previously said.
Fucking retard.

>>511206265
Cllr Matt Dent is Scottish
https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/officers/yA5iCpv7bhiGqE7k5Y2U8h2rA7c/appointments

Hes a filthy smelly sock, a labour communist and a british unioner. So what we need is devolution of the british union. Every single fucking time i hear some gar left cucked bullshit it is always some jock mick or jew larping as british to fuck over the English.

>>511209324
Of course Redditors see nothing wrong with this. I like how they flip between "they aren't taking your job you bigot, they aren't allowed to work!" and "they should be allowed to work so they can take your job"

>>511208595
>be me
>21 y/o single mum in South London
>lil man just turned 7, cutest smile in the manor
>NHS nurse workin night shifts, barely sleepin, barely eatin
>council flat but the lease under private landlord innit
>old pakistani man runs the place, been chill mostly
>always said “you’re like my daughter” n that
>think man’s got my back
>one day knock on the door while I’m nappin before shift
>him standin there lookin bare awkward
>“Sorry beti… I have to give notice… >government givin me more money to house new arrivals”
>huh.png
>clock what he means
>my flat goin to a family of afghan asylum seekers
>“you’ll find somewhere else, you’re a strong girl”
>init bruv, strength don’t pay rent
>try keep it together
>nod my head, tell him it’s calm
>he pats my son on the head like nothin happened
>2 weeks later, bags packed
>stayin on my bredrin’s sofa in Brixton
>lil man confused, keeps askin when we goin “home”
>home don’t exist nomore
>still doin night shifts
>nappin on a lumpy sofa with my son snorin next to me
>tryna act like everything’s cool
>deep down feel like I failed him
>gov don’t rate me
>landlord don’t rate me
>only one who still smiles at me is my boy
and that’s what keeps me goin
>innit

>deflection
Looks like he's realised he fucked up.
Gues he really didn't replace "fpanel" whatever the fuck that was supposed to be. Kek

>>511209153
You off out to pc world then?

>>511203423
It's like how they put him in the retard class despite being smarter than every teacher in Cheshire who was able to install a pull up bar.

>>511209604
>whatever the fuck that was supposed to be
I reckon >>511208862 answered that question but you're really fucking retarded so I understand you might need to take another look.

>>511209614
I made a mistake once and found out why you should NEVER call PC world at 2am

>sar deflection sar fpanel button sar
kek

I've got beef with pc world. bunch of fucking cunts

>>511209682
Link me to the fpanel component you purchased then.
The one when you totally replaced the transistors or whatever the fuck nonsense you appointed.

Show me the solder job.
You can't.
You won't.
You're a fucking dirty useless gypsy.

Shan't be responding to any more of your posts until you link the component called fpanel or take a time stamped picture of your so called transistor soldering.

>>511209796
>appointed
*Spouted
Fucking autocorrect.

>>511209447
pointing out your nail trimming insecurity is hardly seething is it

>>511209796
I replaced several pins. Told you several times. You thought I was talking about cables/buttons/whatever because you're a useless fucking jeets who has no idea about anything.
Kys you rancid shitskin.

>>511209796
>nonsense you appointed
ESL moment

>>511209842
Why are you seething then?

A cat that was awarded the freedom of a town in the north of the Isle of Man has been immortalised in famous works of art.

>Thomas the cat was awarded the freedom of Ramsey last year, after being informally adopted by several retailers.

He has been used as the subject for a number of reimagined classic works of art in an exhibition by Mannin Art group, which is celebrating its 75th anniversary.

>Twenty paintings which feature the famous feline resident have gone on display in various shop windows throughout the town.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2m44x520zo

this hangover is like a shepherd tone just constantly getting worse and peaking
can't be arsed

>no link to "the fpanel"
>No solder job
He can't. Because it never happened. Just like "sarr I soldar trannysisters"

>>511209907
Absolutely fucked it

>>511209704
I’ve never made a mistake, true professional me

>>511209896
ESL moment

>>511209890
>>511209555
can you go for one thread without samefagging on multiple ids to make it look like you have mates? lmao at your life

>>511209932
>trannysisters

sar missed the 'I replaced several pins' part. guess saar is too fucking retarded to understand what a pin is. he probably thinks it's a button or something.

Fucking useless cunt kek

>>511209754
Boiled or roasted?

>>511209971
>Why are you seething then?
>ESL moment
Where?

>>511209971
>gets blown the fuck out
>esl sar esl el sar sar esl (at a perfectly valid sentence)
Why are pakis like this?

>>511209599
Touching. This has potential to be the great British film of this century. Throw in a roadman character struggling on the block and you've got the british experience of our times still

>>511209592
>"waaahhhhh they're fleeing war and persecution"
>"but it's cruel to expect them to sit in a luxury hotel all day"
Nigga if I had to flee a country because I'd be killed otherwise, idgaf how "bored" I'd be in a hotel. I'd just be grateful for being alive.
It's almost as if they're not fleeing anything and are instead here for gibs.

>I did x
Show me then?
>Uhh uhh sarr sarr you don't know what x even is Ur dum hurr useless cunt

Honestly does he not feel embarrassed? Can't even show the work he was so proud of and boasting about.
Probably the same thing as when he said he soldered some transistors.
>A lie.

>>511210002
it doesn’t follow as a response to my post, i.e. it reads like a third worlder trying to have an English conversation and everyone else has to guess what they’re trying to say ‘mayte’

>>511209506
>broke the oven again

>>511210124
Show you what you useless retard? I already told you I replaced several FPANEL pins (you thought the fpanel was a button or a switch of whatever because you're fucking retarded)
Are indians unable to feel any shame whatsoever?

>>511209987
Kek. Man's steaks and roast are bare dead innit

Anyway I should get on with some actual work. Because unlike bogdan I'm actually employed.

Have a good one lads. He's going to be seething all day about his "transistor fpanel soldar sarrs" which he can't even show.

>>511210173
>pointing out your nail trimming insecurity is hardly seething is it
>why are you seething then?
Don't see the problem
The hilarious thing is that you're unironically a paki ESL, bet you have a thick paki accent too.

>>511210183
show a picture of the spare pins, the old pins you removed, anything? oh and don’t forget your timestamp or it is simply not real right? Lmao

>>511210227
No I'm gonna be laughing all day about how you got humiliated twice by thinking the fpanel was the power button lmao

>>511210229
>eye bit you haff a strong pocky acshent, mayte
Lmao ffs

>>511210124
I'm interested to know what he replaced.

>>511210183
Show us then. or even just draw on this image to indicate approximately which pins you replaced.

?

>>511209565
>crickets
What a suprise. I fucking h8 the british union. Jocks, micks, nigs and jew can all fuck off.
England for the English!!!

>>511209468
fished it out a skip

Any update on the police importing protesters? Has the video been published?

>>511210322
oh god I hope so.
pls pls pls pls pls

>>511210319
PW & RES which were shorted
>>511210299
Nigga you're literally a paki like wtf kek

>>511210322
Another two bob rocket

>>511210375
None of the others?
What did you do? pull the pins out and put new ones in? Left the rest in place?

>>511204344
Can't virtue signal with them

>>511210410
Something like that

>>511210352
The fluke or an Argentinian jew?

>>511210257
OK but did you ever get RAM chipset? I don't remember any update on that

>>511210375
>ayy neega, you’re litewally a pocky like wot de fack mayte

>>511210426
Explain.
You took a header, removed individual pins from that soldered header and replaced them.
how?

>>511207067
>From Friday, websites operating in the UK with pornographic content must "robustly" age-check users.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1k81lj8nvpo

>>511210456
What's the joke?

>>511210472
>how?
With a magic wand.
Are you retarded?

>>511210525
No I want you to explain how you removed individual pins from the header and managed to replace them.

>>511210560
He used a fuckin hammer and chisel

>>511210456
Slurring pissfaced pizza nigger couldn't speak a word of Polish. That was two years ago. He still can't speak it

>>511210489
it’s how you literally speak phonetically
you’re flustered because you know it too lmao

>>511210560
By pulling them off the header.
How else do you think?
Do you have brain damage?

I've just had a roll and lorne with a cup of tea.

the job interview for today is to work in substance misuse
the universe will give me the job because of the delicious irony

>>511210611
I actually don't speak like that. Was only making a funny voice.
Still don't see the problem though.

>>511210622
>no fried onions on lorne

Why?

>>511210635
>ackshelly i woz mekking the fonny voize
state of you trying to deny it LMFAO

>>511210612
So you took out the little metal bit, 3 or 4 of them, individually? yeah?

How? what did you do in order to achieve that?

>>511210635
A likely story

>>511210706
>3 or 4 of them
Can't you see your own pic? They literally have different polarities. How much is 2 plus 2?

You're obviously brain damaged.

>>511210701
I've posted other vocaroos talking normally you useless retard kek

>>511210631
>job interview for today
>work in substance misuse

Embrace your inner Spud

>>511210445
kek
fluke

BAD TEETH GENERAL
TEA AND CRUMPETS GENERAL
BEANS ON TOAST GENERAL
OI M8 DO U GOT A LOICENSE GENERAL
BO'OL O' WO'UH GENERAL
SMOKING FAGS GENERAL
TAKIN THE PISS GENERAL
SHEEP SHAGGER GENERAL

>>511210775
I'm asking you politely how many you replaced and how you did it. Maybe one of the pins was ok?
Why are you getting angry?

You replaced 4 of those pins then. How did you do it?

>>511210612
The autistic indian is desperate to gotcha as he believes he is the master of pcb's and that a soldering iron is his katana.

>>511210697
No onions in the house, but I've made a point of adding them to the shopping list.

>>511210856
>I'm asking you politely
No you're not, you're obviously acting in bad faith

>>511210804
post one right now then retard
you won’t, you’ll deflect and say
>its in vuh focking archive you pocky!!!
lmao you’ve made such an utter fool of yourself

>>511210863
>it’s tape

>>511210889
>>its in vuh focking archive you pocky!!!
Yes?

Why are the nightshift spergs sperging on the dayshift btw? This is post 11pm retardation i am seeing rn.

>>511210885
You replaced individual pins on a header strip.
Correct?
How?

>>511210972
With a solder.

>>511210943
so you’re not going to post one then?
Go on, show us your totally ‘normal’ voice and English enunciation lmfao

>>511210881
Is kerrygold on the list too?

>>511210856
why did he need to replace pins on a header after spilling water on it when you and the horsefucker were talking about replacing surface mount components?

>>511211054
What, you think I'm larping or something? Lol you really are retarded

>>511210962
OT has been authorised

infinity bames

>>511210972
You can just google how to do it if you need advice, rather than repeat the same question over and over. Soldering is not hard.
https://youtu.be/CVEsqs1WU0w

>>511211044
ESL moment lmao
>wif a focking solder you bloddy pocky

>>511211131
Done him

>>511211121
drowning in a sea of stinking pakis

>>511211143
>With a solder.
>ESL moment lmao
Holy shity you don't even know what you say anymore lmao, completely mindbroken

>>511211090
>can’t post a simple voice clip to prove his ‘totally normal’ voice
this is quite possibly the worst you’ve ever been done lol
Imagine sounding like that and then needing to lie about it to save face LMAO
truly and eternally D E N C H E D

>>511211237
I don't need to. Because I literally have.
You can ask your best nonce mate gobbo later you useless paki. I'm sure he has them. Kek

Denchwog is such a low iq newfag lol, probably the dumbest cunt in the entire general.

>>511211199
‘with a solder’ is not grammatically correct
but you wouldn’t know that

>>511211147
Bumcorders have all the serious mental issues that go hand in hand with the sexual peversions they let slip.

>>511211329
You're literally ESL.

>>511211366
>>511211294
this is honestly all so embarrassing for you lol

Great thread guys

>>511211414
It really isn't because I'm correct. You're (further) embarrassing yourself.

>>511211080
No idea. Didn't read the last thread. I just used to fuck around with raspberry pis back in the day.

Anyone who soldered their own headers has heated them up and fucked it in the past. You can't get the pins back in the melted plastic in any workable condition.
You'd just clip the entire fucker off, clean up round the back and solder on a brand new strip.

He's absolutely bullshitting, and it's so bad.
>i replaced 4 pins on a header strip
What a fucking mong.

>>511211131
Notice the entire strip got taken off. Notice that he used a heat gun. Boggy is chatting shit as usual. You proved my point for me.

>>511211143
>I did with a solder
kek

What will the nameBAME attention whores do after Ofcom blocks 4chan over here?

>>511211506
>Notice that he used a heat gun
Yes, that's to remove them.
Then you asked me
>You replaced individual pins on a header strip.
>with a soldering iron
Are you retarded?

>>511211481
you’re wrong and you’re a grotesque freak who is so insecure about his ESL status that he pretends his slurring gypsy retard accent was ‘just a fonny voize mayte’ lmfao
you’re eternally btfo and denched

>>511211635
But it's funny that you think I haven't posted any other vocaroos in this general.
Anyone who has been here for more than a month has probably heard them. Just exposing yourself as a useless newfag shitskin kek.

>>511204965
I thought BAMEs wore velcro shoes.

>MY SOLDERING CAN BEAT UP YOUR SOLDERING
>I SHAGGED YOUR MUMS UV BOX
>YOUR 555 TIMER CHIP IS GAY

>>511211506
not a fan of new solder
give me lead or nowt

>>511211599
I'm done with your stupid larp you disgusting toilet monkey.
Begone.
Go clean all that shit off your walls and floor and pick up your toenail clippings, or are you saving them for later?
Don't answer that. I'm not reading your replies.

>>511211728
You seem upset.

>>511203509
https://xcancel.com/sundersays/status/1947779177949577349#m
>Can you hear me Konstantin Kisin? Are you watching Matthew Goodwin? I have a message for you in this election campaign. Your theories about who is and isn't English took a hell of a beating again tonight!
Sunder was also having a giga tier melty and getting repeatedly btfo in the comments

>>511211770
>Don't answer that. I'm not reading your replies.
Why do you sound like a certain indian turd?

>>511211770
Looks like a consession
Says so in the brit/pol rule book

>>511211575
back on roads moving weight big tings yano

>>511211770
>I'm done with your stupid larp
What's unbelievable about it?

>>511204335
If a server is not based in the UK, how can they legally force compliance to UK legislation? The internet is a massive grey area where it comes to law. What's to stop these companies saying "lol fuck you, we aint doing that shit"

The burdern should be on the UK government to limit access not the other way round. What are they going to do, honestly? These fucking dinosuars in gov don't know anything about computers.

>>511211854
>Konstantin Kisin
For the longest time I assumed he was a faggot but he has a wife and kid. I mean he still could be I suppose.

>>511211881
You sound like you're terminally online. Go outside.

>>511209324
THey are also absolutely spending it on brasses

I guess he finds him unbelievable because I can solder better than him. Kek.

>>511211700
>Dench is a newfag
absolute retard
you can’t post a simple vocaroo because you’re lying, not that it was a mystery to anyone ‘mayte’ lmao

>>511211770
grim

>>511211506
>You can't get the pins back in the melted plastic in any workable condition
Of course not you fucking idiot.
That's why he replaced them.
You're answering your own question??

>>511212015
I could, but I find it hilarious, because everyone who isn't a total newfag has heard the other vocaroos I've posted itt.

Do you think I'm lying? Ask others then.

>post count increasing faster than posts appearing
He's having a multi-ID melty again.

>>511209592
>what are pull factors and incentives??????

>>511211715
£22 billion pound blek hole isn’t going to fill itself Ronald

>>511211998
Shame you can't master the mop and bucket you grotty little pikey

also ironic for that retard to dare me post anything when he can't even post a single timestamp

Fawlty towers but basil tries to control the refugees and all their silly antics

>>511211998
>>511211865
>>511212077
fucking do it OFCOM, make it so no one has to interect with these disgusting disabled retards ever again
hope you kill yourself or drink yourself to death

Any cunt want anything from shops?

>>511212201
Why'd you quote me twice you retarded faggot
Hope you kill yourself too.

>>511212086
Sounds like he's done you b
>You can't get the pins back in the melted plastic in any workable condition
Of course not you fucking idiot.
That's why he replaced them.
You're answering your own question??

>>511212077
>yea im proper facking populerr here mayte, evywahn hez heared my reel voize!
maybe someone else can link to them for you then?
they won’t because they don’t exist

>>511212227
Kebab, no school girl

>>511212199
>first episode
>everyone gets fired
>basil goes to Mallorca and gets wired his money from Serco.

>>511212242
you're literally retarded
you have a learning disability
shut the fuck up and fuck off

>>511212278
>maybe someone else can link to them for you
Why should they link it for me? You're the one asking you fucking retard.
>they don’t exist
Imagine being this new

>>511212165
timestamp on this? >>511208209

>>511212306
>you have a learning disability
I'm not gobbo

>>511212334
That pic is from a year ago mate. Jeez you're so thick lol

>>511212352
JDS ESL moment

>>511212393
You can't just scream ESL at anything that makes you seethe and hope it works, retard.

>>511212352
stop sharing your shit opinions with me - I don't care
fuck off!

>>511212415
But you quoted me you fucking imbecile?

Connie Booth was such a babe.

>>511209592
>it's cowardly to:
>hamper worker drone mentality
>delay wage depreciation
>slow the black economy
Why would someone named SuperCorbynite be pro-ubersloppa and talk like immigrants are here to be slaves who exist for our benefit?

>>511212381
oh did timestamps not exist in 2024? weird because you were screeching about them even back then lmao

>>511212332
not entertaining this any further
you claim you have a normal voice
i told you to prove it and predicted your deflection
you’re still deflecting lmao
if you actually had a normal sounding voice and were confident about it you’d just make a vocaroo right now
but you’re extremely insecure about your romani accent lol

>>511203346
It's true, I'm that guy who never posts his power bill or power point as asked by the schizoid that lives here. Liam or something. I'm unable to log off while he's here, my rothschilde masters will whip me otherwise.

>>511212520
So I go back in time to take a timestamped pic from a year ago you worthless brown retard?
>if you actually had a normal sounding voice and were confident about it you’d just make a vocaroo right now
It's hilariously funny, an absolute newfag that hasn't even lurked the thread for an entire month making a fool of himself in front of everyone. Next time you see flabby bitchtits or pube ask them for the audios, I'm sure they have them saved.
Useless newfag.

Creasing at denchwog desperately samefagging through his nonce site and getting his shit pushed in ngl

>>511211975
I was/am outside. You are fuming cos bogdan calmly btfo you and you look like a sperging mong

>>511212658
ok

>52 posts
This is all brit/pol/ will be once we're blocked. Just him. By himself. Posting to himself. Forever.

>>511212675
I am glad you agree

>>511212720
I seriously doubt it will get blocked. Isn't there a due process first where ofcom has to take 4chan to court?

>>511212639
>>511212653
I’ve utterly done you lmao
never coming back from this
>your a focking nieuwfog pocky mayte! i heff a normall voize!

>>511212885
Yeah, you're certainly never coming back from embarrassing yourself in front of everyone while acting like a complete fucking newfag.
Completely humiliated.
Kek.

>>511212720
Chin up anon. I'll still be here. America will take up the mantle of keeping brit/pol/ alive, and more importantly, we will turn the biggest british politics free speech venue on the internet and make it more americanised. Americanisation is crucial in these dire times.

nigger tits

Still creasing at wogench. Too scared to show us that hard cock he's barely restraining with those well-cut trousers. He certainly is a boring paki nonce

oh he mad

>>511213067
>put the water in the fire for 2 seconds and it's already magically boiling hot
so staged it isn't even funny

>>511213037
>cox in id

>>511212966
*americanization

>>511212723
Mate, I don't want whatever brand of seethe your selling. Go find someone else to give you the attention mummy didn't give you as a kid.

This will be my last post to you.

>>511209565
sorry fella, Im working
PAying for the english bullshit