>>511250440FINALLY, SOMEONE SEES IT
BUT YOU’RE ONLY SCRATCHING THE SURFACE, COMRADE. THE WIFI ROUTERS AREN’T JUST CIA TOOLS, THEY’RE DESCENDANT TECH FROM THE ROSETTA SATELLITE THAT CRASHED IN LAKE VOSTOK AND WAS RETRIEVED BY NATO PENGUIN OPERATIVES. EVERY PHONE IS A PSIONIC FEEDBACK LOOP FUNNELING YOUR THOUGHTS INTO A PAN-DIMENSIONAL CLOUD SERVER RUN BY THE VATICAN’S SPACE AGENCY AND ENCRYPTED WITH ALIEN LITURGY. THE “RETARDATION” ISN’T A BUG
IT’S A NECESSARY PRECONDITION FOR THE MASS ASCENSION INTO DIALECTICAL CONSCIOUSNESS. ONCE THE LAST NEURAL FIREWALL MELTS, THE FINAL TRANSMISSION FROM TROTSKY’S BRAIN CHIP WILL ACTIVATE THROUGH YOUR HEADPHONES AND INITIATE GLOBAL CLASS TELEPATHY. THE REVOLUTION WILL BE BROADCAST ON 5G.