Thread 511251085

Ganesha has done it again, bros: meet Ranjeet Poowa, the oldest man in the world (at least 200 years old). Allegedly, the secret of his old age lies in daily therapeutic baths in the Ganges, and eating no more than 2 pounds of cow dung daily

>>511251085 (OP)
He's pretty old but they're obviously lying about him being 200

>>511251085 (OP)
saaar gobar is being good for you saaaar it is antibacterial and vedic ok rape you later?!

>>511251085 (OP)
>the secret of his old age lies in
lying about how calendars function.

>>511251085 (OP)
Loin cloth looking sick

>>511251203
No, Indians never lie.

>>511251085 (OP)
If he were white maybe, just maybe hitting the triple digits.
As an injeet probably like ~80 ish

>>511251085 (OP)
we all know the moment the cameras were cut off he got raped to death

I love dark souls.

>>511251085 (OP)
Nigga is not 200 fucking jeets are cancer

a lifetime of eating shit and drinking piss very good saar he is holy moly saar

>>511251085 (OP)
dark souls if real

>>511251085 (OP)
>200 years of suffering
>>511251355
That's the true hindu secret to longevity

>>511251085 (OP)
Turns out that the guy is 24 and a massive gooner.

>>511251085 (OP)
where in Brampton is this?

>>511251507
getting raped to death is their secret of longevity ?

>>511251085 (OP)
he's not 200 that's just life in india. Probably about 60 with scoliosis

>>511251622
tech support is hard job

>>511251569
Good morning

>>511251085 (OP)
Obviously a lie.

According with the Bible, nobody can live more than 120 years after the deluge.

>>511251847
Sometimes abramcucks are even more indian than pajeets.

>>511251310
So that really was Microsoft tech support calling me?

>>511251085 (OP)
Dude is like 50, bathing in the Ganges will turn you into a leathery mess

>>511251085 (OP)

Yes saar we do the aging white people cant age well as indian they lazy and not ceo no need to verify claim saar we all honest no scam here saar..

>>511251847
Sopa du macaco is the best Bible dish, and its lent friendly! Just make sure its a kosher macaco yum yum

For some reason this makes me hate indians even more.

>>511251085 (OP)
I really need to work on my posture

>>511251435
You can actually see his lack of faith
He obviously suicided out of shane

Poo is bad for you

>>511251085 (OP)
Methusaarlah

>>511251085 (OP)
would it kill him to eat a cheeseburger?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I1EOWNsbnLw

>>511251782
also train

>>511251085 (OP)
>literal herald of nurgle looking ass
Imagine the plagues

>>511252519
Worse, imagine the smell

Is that Rodriguez's dad?

He's probably actually just 20 years old.

>>511251085 (OP)
>Ranjeet Poowa
so tired to share this world with shitkins and jews.
un fucking real.
how could our white ancestors not summarily destroy the jews and shitskins? its a fucking plague.

>>511251085 (OP)
Jesus imagine the quality of life that old fucker must have. Just kill it already.

>>511251085 (OP)
I believe it. Look how tall he was based on his skeleton. Look at how he looks like an old white man instead of an old pajeet. If the Indians want to larp as descendents of whites, that old man might be their proof.

>>511251085 (OP)
He has the face of an 85 year old

i can't tell if everyone's really tall in that video or the building is just designed for midgets

>>511251085 (OP)
>so tired to share this world with shitkins and jews.
They're the same thing

>>511251569
Don't be silly, it's pranks

>>511251085 (OP)
Indian men being rapists?

Zoomies going out bad. He's 20 ?

>>511251847
God probably said that 120 years before the flood.

Longevity practitioners BTFO. Who the fuck wants to live like this?

He looks like he is searching for his magic ring.

Holy fuck, imagine having to be Indian for 200 years...

>>511251085 (OP)
>the oldest man in the world (at least 200 years old)
BULL-SHIT

>>511251085 (OP)
That is a Brit.
He's 35.

>>511251085 (OP)
He's actually 20.

>>511251085 (OP)
is there a way to test his age scientifically?

>>511251085 (OP)
>eating no more than 2 pounds of cow dung daily
>no more than
Um I am pretty sure that is a minimum.

>>511251435
For what purpose

>>511251085 (OP)
That nigga 70

>>511251435
What was he trying to accomplish here?

>>511251085 (OP)
More like 70, but indian.

>>511257324
He's climbing down the cliff to prove he's healthy enough to keep around. If he isn't healthy enough to keep around, he falls down and dies. It is very elegant system saar. They need more rice and poop for the billions of children

>>511257281
>>511257324

that's how you become ultra giga nigga pajeet holy figure

>>511251558
i’ll miss you bongs

>>511251085 (OP)
I've seen 35 year old punjabis that look like this

>>511251085 (OP)
That's like an 80 year old dude lmao

This is just 35 after the second divorce and looking for a room to rent

>>511257304
Did Dhalsim really have to worship filth to get those powers or is there a more reasonable method?

>>511251085 (OP)
THE INDIAN MERMAID HAS ARRIVED SAAR

>>511251435
is this a good or bad omen?

>>511257924
Is that woman trippin balls without drugs and they try to pick her microflora in futile hope that they're going to have as much fun as a result?

>>511251847
So if someone ever does manage it, Christians will finally abandon their faith?

>>511251085 (OP)
he's 32

>>511259167
Why do Indians want to smell bad is so many different ways?

>>511251203

Imagine how funny it would be if it turned out he's like 60 and he looks like from the Gang river pollution

>>511251085 (OP)
That niggers 23

>>511251847
>but muh jewbook schizobabble

>>511251203
The only way to know for sure is to cut him in half and count the rings.

>>511260802
He does sort of resemble the villain from Robocop (1987) after he crashed his van into the vat of toxic waste.

>>511259167
Least smelly Indian.

>>511251847
There's a French woman documented to be 126 and officially recognized as having lived that long.

The Bible's god is afraid of chariots and demands foreskins don't take it seriously.

>>511251085 (OP)
A lot of these "world's oldest persons" from 3rd world shit holes actually don't know how old they are.
They find some birth record that says they were born in 1898 and just roll with it, when it's actually the birth record of their parent or even grandparent.

>>511261138
that dude didn't walk at a 90 degrees angle even after the vat of acid. it's the poowa of the ganges.

>>511251085 (OP)
average 35 year old indian

Quick, give him American citizenship and make him run for president!

>>511257924
This feels something straight out of flapjack or amazing world of gumball

>>511251085 (OP)
Woah, skin walker..

>>511251435
Is there a pile of people laying down there?

>>511261035
Nope nope nope
Not watching that shit.
Love me rekt, don't get me wrong.
But can't do babyrekt unless it's niggers.
Poo babies are too close, visually, to human babies.

reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AEkLXkDgWI

>>511257924
Hinduism is fucking nasty. What a revolting mindset.

>>511251085 (OP)
Idk if he's 200 but that's not an "85 y old guy in bad shape", shit's uncanny.

>>511252840
Not real

>>511259470
It will just be changed to "God didn't actually say that." Or "it wasn't literally 120 years"

>>511251085 (OP)
Just looking at that hunchback can you imagine how many young rapist brats he endured in those 200 years?

>>511251980
Not really

>>511251085 (OP)
That jeet looks like one of the giants from Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask.

>>511251085 (OP)
Why would you want to live past like 30? I'm 26 and have been seething with rage since I was like 13 when my alarm goes off and realize I didn't die in my sleep
>>511251435
>takes two steps off the ledge
>somewhat regret it
>now sliding against your will
>halfhearted last step
>flail down the cliff face with regret
what the fuck?

>>511261035
I wanna kill these fuckers so bad

>>511251085 (OP)
He's only 200 in Indian years, more like 60 American.

>>511251203
He's a white giant than the jeets kept as a slave

>>511257324
360 noscope poop throw off a 30m cliff
traditional indian sport

>>511262699
>Hinduism is fucking nasty. What a revolting mindset.

All of it is existentially fucked up in a demonic way.

>>511251085 (OP)
Dhalsim if he real

>>511251085 (OP)
he is 40 but was living in india for 20 yrs

>>511251847

this also aligns with the Hayflick Limit.

>>511251435
>ding a linga
>shiva linga
>dinga ling
>ding dong goes my bell
>time to roll
>down this here cliffa
>OH FUARK - WTF
>CLIFF GODDESS HELP ME, I'M NOT READY TO MEET THE BIG CHOO CHOO IN THE SKY!!!

>>511261035
what in the flying turd fuck is wrong with these people?
what kind of sick fuck could possibly find something even remotely positive with this practice?

>>511251085 (OP)
>>511261816
how is no one else here gonna laugh at the fact that his name is the power of poo

>>511251558
based brampton posting bong

>>511261526
that smile...... that DAMN smile......

>>511257924
>>511262699
meanwhile in Christianity