Thread 511263429

Jeets are immune to trains now!!!

They're evolving

>>511263561
this means the trains will have to adapt

>>511263429 (OP)
cuck timmies will never understand the breavery it takes to stand against train its why womans pussys are always dry for them but wet for Indian man

>>511263429 (OP)
This dude is fucking retarded. And has access to the Internet

That's absolutely exhilarating.

>>511263429 (OP)
WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS

>>511263429 (OP)
Don't say, "Jeets", its offensive.

>>511263561
Sometimes trains have metal chains and/or cables hanging down between the cars and you will get turned into a ball of mush

>>511263950
stfu you stinky stupid fucking pajeet. go play in front of a train.

>>511263429 (OP)
kinda based ngl

>>511263429 (OP)
Indian Neo

>cut to black just before the train arrives
He set the phone camera facing up on the tracks and left before the train arrived. As much as I love watching Indians play chicken with locomotives this is staged

>>511263429 (OP)
This guy poos in the loo

>>511263429 (OP)
assuming no random piece of anything sticks out from the undercarriage it's safe to do that, just scary

>>511264181
You're a genuine retard and you should feel bad. Consider castration.

>>511263429 (OP)
That's awesome actually. Though still super dangerous

>>511263429 (OP)
Imagine if someone curry sharted out the toilet while he was going by

>>511264276
Quite an assumption for an Indian train

Very beautiful.

They're......evolving

>>511263429 (OP)
That man has balls of steel.

Why though? That's fucking horrifying

>>511264033
Shh! Don't tell them!

>>511263950
>>511264004
>>511263429 (OP)
>>511263650
shitskins

>>511264181
Bro...

>>511264390
He would be very blessed

>>511263429 (OP)
imagine if its got some chain dragging along under it also what if the train is really long or stops

Indians are becoming too powerful. They now have train immunity.

>>511264549
I can only surmise that this would give him unlimited jeeta pussy.

>>511263429 (OP)
Oh my god its Jason Train

>>511263429 (OP)
As someone who has hopped trains off and on for years, this jeet is nuts. If that train had any hanging/dragging equipment that hasn’t passed over a detector, he’s dead.

>>511263429 (OP)
This poo was looking for train poop to fall on him so he could be blessed by Vishnu.

I don't wanna watch the video? Does he die?

>>511263429 (OP)
That's a fearless young man. True Kshatriya WARRIOR.

>>511265143
Unfortunately, no.

>>511263429 (OP)
They've adapted. Natural selection is real.

>>511263429 (OP)
idk.. that was kinda based..
im sure that was quite a thrill honestly

>>511265196
I hate those videos...Why are they so retarded, it really pisses me off.

Holy shit, the jeet is evolving and learning like the goblins in Goblin Slayer

>>511263429 (OP)
What is with these people and trains, man. It's so hopelessly retarded.

>>511263429 (OP)
SAR HOW DID HE DO DAT SAR WOW AMAZING TRICKERY SAR

>>511264668
The clearance is HUGE

>>511265143
No but it it's still something no one should ever do and I bet it could become like a fucking tiktok challenge

>>511263648
Barbwire and hot glue

>>511263429 (OP)
I'm Rajeed Knoxville and Welcome to Jeetass!

>>511263429 (OP)
We should show full support for this

>>511263429 (OP)
okay based Sanjay tho

>>511263650
embarrassing post

>>511263429 (OP)
I knew it would happen eventually

>>511263837
They do this kind of retarded shit in Bollywood movies.
https://youtu.be/LdDu33voMNA

>>511263765
I wonder how many jeets this dude killed
>>511263429 (OP)
I wonder how many jeets are going to die from this
>>511264033
I hope it's a lot

>>511263429 (OP)
/pol/ would coom over this if a white man did it

>>511265379
I don't even think the Jackass guys would do this unless it was heavily scriped

>>511263429 (OP)
I love how the machinists in India don't even bother to stop the train for this shit

>>511264181
Ahhh but you see... they don't know THAT!
That very important part.
Now watch... There will be copycats allover. Very messy...... lots!
Trendy or something? I guess

>>511266044
The machinists are too busy pooing and trying to scam Google play cards to notice desu

I hope this brave and lucky man inspires many other brave but less lucky jeets to do the same stunt

>>511263950
okay currynigger

>>511264790
They're hitting themselves with light weight locomotives in order to build up an immunity to trains.

>>511266213
>shoot yourself with 22lr bullets to build immunity to larger calibers

>>511265143
Don't watch, he doesn't

>>511263429 (OP)
Can we test this out? Maybe we recruit a few million jeets and see if they can survive this

>>511265335
All it takes is something hanging from the bottom to royally fuck you up.

>>511263429 (OP)
Imagine being this retarded that you would risk your life in such a retarded way for such a retarded tiny little amount of clout. You stupid poo: people aren't watching this because you are well-liked. People are watching this because you are a typical caricature of your typically retarded and moronic peoples.

>>511264181
It doesn't cut to black, the front of the train passes over, the light levels drop signifcantly and it takes the camera a moment to adjust.

What an intelligent individual.

>>511263648
Welding some sharpened steel plates vertically to the underside of the locomotive should be a sufficient evolutionary adaptation

>>511263429 (OP)
In a cartoon world, he would’ve been hit by a second train as soon as he stood up.

>>511266087
I stand corrected "real". The man is out of control!

>>511266530
Huh ? It would catch something and fuck the train up, nothing on trains hangs low enough to floor you utter retard.

>>511265928
>posted 10 years ago
Holy fuck is this what all the jeets have been trying to imitate for the last decade? This guy might directly be responsible for the deaths of tens of thousands of people.

>>511266574
>we wuz trainz and shieet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE

>>511263950
On Instagram some pajeet said that it was an honor to be called that because it translates into something good. Idk if that’s true.

>>511269191
"Jeet" means victory apparently.

Indians are innocent people

They don't scam old ladies or do malicious call center scams

>>511263429 (OP)
>I called to schedule my pest control service.
>Jeetess answers
>Turns a 4 minute phone call into 40 minutes
>Transfers me to the "local" office
>Another Jeetess who was probably sitting next to the first one
>A 5 minute call takes another 40 minutes
>Cancel my service
I will not give my money to any company that uses Indians for any part of it.

Indian people aren't scammers

I wonder how damaging a chain dragging against the ground of hanging low would be, wonder if it would drag him into the rail wheels

>>511264790
What sort of injuries did he suffer? Looks like he took it well

>>511264790
What sort of injuries of injuries did he suffer? Looks like he took it well

>>511263664
>This dude is fucking retarded. And has access to the Internet

>>511264790
Kek, you got any more of these?

>>511269360
and yet they still get assblasted when called that, because it has a new meaning now.
>look sar Timmy this word actually means a good thing in one of our clacua languages the British compiled for us!!

>>511269372
why would you go on the internet and lie

Imagine doing that and a low hanging piece of train metal comes up and gouges out your entire intestines and ribs and shit.

Fuck.

>>511263429 (OP)
This only works on certain rail gauges, they have different height clearance

>>511266213
made me kek

>>511263429 (OP)
Worrying.
Without any predators to worry about the jeeti population will only grow larger until it can no longer biologically be sustained.

>>511265335
Then try it Timmy but no you don’t have the balls literally

>>511263429 (OP)
>I’m not going there to die
>I’m going to find out if I’m really alive.

>>511269673
>What sort of injuries of injuries did he suffer? Looks like he took it well
you can bet that his shoulder is crushed, better than having a jello brain, but still life altering

>>511266213
>microdosing trains

True daredevil, definition of based retard. I wish I were this based but without being a retard

>>511271771
kek
God I hate pajeets

>>511264181
so when something gets in between you and the sun it gets black because blocking the light ikwim

>>511263429 (OP)
Did any of you have trouble watching that video? Watching the bottom of the train as it passed was causing my eyes to shut involuntarily. Kek

>>511267098
Just have chain hooks dangling at the end of the train like Spawn or Hell-raiser.
Then just when the Poojeet thinks he made it .
They get hooked and dragged to pieces for miles.

That would be fucking sweet!

>>511263429 (OP)
their god isnt

>>511264323
He's too retarded to know he's retarded.
It's a nigger animal!

>>511272113
He didn't even slow down for that cow.
Is that a Hell sentence for Poojeets?

>>511263429 (OP)
they're learning

>>511265349
untold jeets sacrificed themselves to the metal serpent trying to imitate a bollywood movie scene, the few jeets that survive these stunts only fuel the fire of stupidity

>>511263650
Too coherent, I>>511263650
give it 2/10.

>>511263429 (OP)
He is incredibly brave and handsome

>>511263429 (OP)
He did it to be famous.

This guy is going to get so many Indian men killed. There goes my hero.

>>511263429 (OP)
AI

>>511265335
The wheels are usually around 1m, so half that minus half the axle diameter ao that's a solid 40cm from the tracks.

>>511263429 (OP)
WOW WOW WOW BEUTIFUL AMAZING SAR very brave you are will be very welcome holy and cow dung after lif

>>511263765
ole

>>511263429 (OP)
in america, our trains derail if you leave a piece of cardboard on them. with all the trash jeets toss on the ground, how is derailing not a huge issue there?

>>511263429 (OP)

THE POWER OF BIC !!!

>>511272113
how the fuck does a cow explode like this?

>>511263429 (OP)
This is the sort of shit that needs to go viral. Anything that gets them near train tracks, their jeet instincts will take care of the rest.

>>511263765
Beautiful.

>>511265930
Based.

>>511263429 (OP)
20% chance he got poop on him
their train toilets open directly onto the track
the urine slowly degrades the track over time

>>511272113
Looks like something from a 90s videogame, that cow gibbed

>>511263429 (OP)
Smart train. It lets the jeet live to attract more prey through the copycats who will eventually try to do the same.

The trains will be eating well for a while after this.

>>511263429 (OP)
born slippy (in shit) plays in a boombox by the tracks)
https://youtu.be/zfN1QFzxcps

>>511264033
Usually between different sections yeah you will see the cabling and chains hanging there.

>>511263950
You're right
*DEJEETS would be more apt

>>511263429 (OP)
This is proof of evolution. The ones who can't survive trains have been killed, leaving behind those who are immune. Now future kids will be immune. It's practically like they were born white.

>>511263429 (OP)
Imagine how much Indian women's pussies soak from seeing this

>>511264790
tis but a bump
>>511264990
shiva wanted it this way, it's fine
he'll reincarnate into a train himself

>>511274431
What the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK

>>511263429 (OP)
The most based jeet.

>>511266530
train nuts, he was lucky this was a traineeta!
>>511266560
now let me tell you about bitches falling for an instagram selfie

>>511274246
For this to happen well slowly begin to see the jeet become flatter and streamlined to fit the environment.

>>511264790
The train was moving very slow and clipped him

>>511272113
is he going to be okay? :(

>>511272105
I had the same idea but went with train nuts, heh
>>511272509
yesss all bobs and veganas take off cloth
he very good sex husband
>>511274554
she'll walk it off (after the rape of course, because she's gonna get ganges raped)

>>511274431
you just know they arent there to help but to rape

>>511271771
top kek

>>511274877
Why does she seem casual about having her legs chopped off?

>>511263429 (OP)
You have absolutely no idea if there is a low hanging brake hose or electrical cable on one of the carriages. This is so stupid my brain hurts from watching it.

>>511273718
I don’t know, but it was pretty sweet. Thing just popped like a meaty balloon.

>>511263429 (OP)
>no wandering goats or cows or feral dogs
>also no wandering pajeets, aimlessly wandering around
>no trash all over the fuckin place
>train and tracks appear built and maintained well enough
>no one shitting

this wasn't in India, doesn't count. This was like Brampton or Mississauga

>>511263837
Someone post the Jagannath pasta for this anon

>>511274856
>cow
>he
Anon, I...

>>511266213
>>511271771

>>511263429 (OP)
how many trains did he inject into his veins to gain such a powerful immunity?

>>511263429 (OP)
KEK polcels btfo!

>>511263765
Probably some low-level godman scammer recording himself for his "satsang", they always tend to dress in white + wear turbans like this... And every single one claims to be God himself showing up in human form lol.

What's even more retarded though is the large amount of white europeans (especially new age roasties) falling for these cults

>>511263837
Same as wypipo climbing mountains.

>>511263650
this Chadjeets are more beaver than all of polchud timmys

>>511263429 (OP)
Thats a paki not an indian

>>511274936
you know it, just a few tourniquets and it's REDEEM TIME!!
>>511275120
they're used to it, born in train abuse, molded by train amputation
you
you're afraid, you just LEARNT about trains
they're trained in trains since they're like 8 REAL 20 man rape trains, real foot chopping pajeet smashing trains
their god juggernaut was a proto train
you know nothing about wheels of death

>>511263950
You're right, we shouldn't be calling poos offensive slang names.

>>511264004
bro is that an JOJO refrence=?

>>511263429 (OP)
Darwinian

>>511264181
You see him under the train

>>511264004
SAARS! HE'S BECOME INVINCIBLE! HE HAS NO WEAKNESSES NOW! HE EVEN SHRUGS OFF TRAINS LIKE ITS NOTHING! HE'S WON! AND HE KNOWS IT YOU CAN SEE IT IN HIS EYES!

SAARS THE POOLARMAN IS NO MORE! HE'S BECOME SAARS THE ULTIMATE BRAHMIN!

>>511274431
>Legs cut off yet she's still trying to strike a sexy pose
women

>>511263429 (OP)
Ngl I always wanted to try this. What are the chances of something under the train hanging low enough to hit me? I'm very skinny so lay pretty much flat

>>511276375
If you are white you will be immune to getting hit. You should try it

>>511263429 (OP)
Why would any sane man who wants safety and security put himself in a situation like that just to demonstrate something utterly pointless? Why not just stay away from dangerous things and objects?

>>511263429 (OP)
why are they like this

>>511265335
He'll do it again, and the wind will blow his shirt up, it will get caught in something above, pull him just a little bit and then he'll be rocketing under the train in a million pieces.

>>511275734
>>511275282
>>511263837
Thankyou Mexibro
There needs to be more research into this topic. It literally took me hours to find real photos of the actual thing

>>511276309
if ya gonna git raped
>what'cha gonna doooooooo

>>511263429 (OP)
>>511263765
his father was a trains man, they learned well

>>511264033
the webm waiting game has begun

>>511273482
It IS a huge issue
Derailments happen all the fucking time in India
Trains are the #1 cause of death in India
A train derailment happened in India recently because there was too much poop on the tracks

>>511276628
beautiful, literally evil white man saying
GIT THE FUCK OUT OF THERE YOU IMBESCILES
>no problem friend
I went out and brought back quite a few, but not a cool picture like that (there must be more, or aftermaths), we're gonna need a paki to find them for us or something since it's something a poo wouldn't want to show

>>511263429 (OP)
>2 trillion jeet deaths for 1 death evolution
impressive
if he could breed

The poopjeets are something else i tell ya. India is like a e ring circus.

>>511277834
3*

>>511263950
>BENCHOD
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DISGUSTING CURRYNIGGER DALIT PAJEET.

>>511277540
>>511276628
https://youtu.be/MmdiBeAduCY
god we're so stupid, hehe looks
"guards prevent frenzied fanatics from throwing themselves under the wheels"
this is in 1922
so they DID do it, so much britbongs put guards around it to stop pajeets from pajeeting
it's NOT lies

>>511263950
Pajeet

>>511277646
>evolution

>>511266213
fucking kekk bro

piss

Why do Indians always end up getting flattened like pancakes by something? Elephants, machines, giant rocks. It’s crazy

>>511263429 (OP)
jesus fucking Christ i was on the edge of my fucking seat

>>511263429 (OP)
brb, drawing up the Jeetscraper 9000 in CAD real quick.

>>511266213
kek'd

>>511279006
dooooo eeeeeet!!!!

>>511263950
JEET

>>511272113
poor cow, at least it seemingly(?) died instantly

>>511263429 (OP)
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/behead-all-satans-mnm-dr/1122270988

This guy gets all the blonde white woman pussy
If more Indians start doing this there will not be any left for us
Please stop getting close to trains
I beg you

>>511264790
Thats one way to shatter your shoulder.

>>511263837
>>511275282

>>511263429 (OP)
cool stunt

>>511264790
looks like cgi. weird frame rate and resolution
>>511266213
top kek!
>>511269673
permeant brain damage. no noticeable effects
>>511264878
>carlos.jpeg
more like david train, jeet magic!
>>511265349
oh no a tiktok challenge would be terrible. please don't reenact this you guys
>>511265379
kek
>>511265930
>I wonder how many jeets this dude killed
based dalit deleter

>>511266044
there's like a billion more. no harm, no foul
>>511265928
/pol/ needs to make movies
>>511269360
can you name one?
>>511269755
he will do it again and again until the results are different. he literally scammed death, the grim ramjeaper did not redeem
>>511269870
dragging you for miles, pinballing your still living body of the tracks and the bottom of the car. cannot wait for that vid. like the goat one
>>511271771
kek

>>511272105
based
>>511272415
>>511272738
>>511277540
MOAR
>>511273890
so he gets a snack too.
>>511274431
it's no small miracle she's not being gangraped. her corpse probably was
>>511275734
she's the bollywood female lieutenant dan
>>511277252
>>511279294
is he ok?

>>511280290
>is he ok?
hanging in there

>>511263765
If this were an Olympic sport, he'd get the Gold medal. Wow.

>>511277523
Rare non fatal Indian train collision

>>511280290
yeah he's just a new breed of pajeet, toadline pajeet
observe
feast your eyes!
it's beautiful
and now we're expanding to pajeets!
it's amazing how mother nature works
>>511280473

>>511263429 (OP)
>>511263765
>>511264790
these videos of indians pretending to have tamed trains and surviving a close encounter with one are ABSOLUTELY GREAT
they will bring a few million views to their makers, instilling hope that they too can survive their greatest predator
and they will inspire MILLIONS of random dumb indians to attempt it for themselves to gain fame and glory and white-women rape

we can expect many more colorful nature documentaries in the future

>>511269755
And probably never will be. Rural India can't adapt to indoor toilets, they're not interested in computers and the internet.

>>511263429 (OP)
>sits up
>another train comes

>>511263950
Streetshitters

>>511265143
Nah, waste of my fucking time.

Release the flametrain!

>>511273718
You'd be surprised how fragile flesh is when hit with a decent amount of force

>>511263765
>>511273302

What's it like to ride a train? there's a train station in my town but I'm too poor to go anywhere in them

>>511268796
>come on mother fucker come on
>come on mother fucker come on

>>511263429 (OP)
All the train-killable jeets are dying, only the train-proof jeets are remaining

>>511284402
SAVED! holy shit idk if it's real.
>india super power 2030!
can't even stop drop and roll. even goes back up the stairs kek

>>511284770
Trains are kino

Yeah, but can they handle a F40PH?

>>511284402
>>511284941
that is Pakistan, you can see Arabic script in the background before explosion and all women are wearing hijab

>>511263429 (OP)
Hahahaha

>>511284941
what is this bollywood dance called?

>>511285413
forgot pic

>>511263648
This is why the japs built the supersonic trains. They travel so fast they create a 360 degrees vacuum. The problem is they haven't found their way into India yet.