Thread 511268405

AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW WILL I WATCH PORN NOW?.....

Oh wait, it's normalfag porn websites only? Oh no, whatever will normies do?

>>511268405 (OP)
Fuck (((pornhub))) Hamster is the Aryan bvll's choice

a major war is clearly coming

>>511268405 (OP)
I hope OnlyFans subscribers are forced to scan their goofy faces and submit their ID.

>>511268405 (OP)
this
I've got access to anything

>>511268405 (OP)
I just got a similar thing on discord and scanned a random license off the internet and it worked. Nice system retards.

>>511268676
OI MATE U CAN'T DO THAT. YOU'RE FUCKIN NICKED SON.

make american friend
get in discord
have american friend pull up pornhub on screen share
beat off together

>>511268405 (OP)
there's going to be rape in the streets in broad daylight..
>jeets, pakis, muslims
oh wait there already is

>>511268514
Eponer or Spankbang

>>511268731
They'll never find out that I got in one little fight and my mum got scared, now i'm living with my auntie and uncle in Bel Air

what about vpn

Fucking Jeet

>>511269482
top kek

>>511269040
It will get worse

Why is this treated so different by Pornhub than when US states were requiring to do the same thing? They just banned themselves from those states but for the UK they just give in and put a verification process?

>>511268405 (OP)
lmao this meme becomes real!

>>511268405 (OP)
Patrician's choice: Simpcity/Coomer

>>511269405
xnxx is the place to be.

>>511270120
Ah shit, the ladm8's need to get their wanking loicence sorted out

>>511270382
Yeah, he’ll get it because it’s his top priority now. lol

>>511268405 (OP)
Free VPN extension in the browser m8. Relax, its nothing. 4chan is harder though (faggot admins here block everything).
Pls note that US servers in Texas and some Dutch servers may be totally or partially censored.

>>511268405 (OP)
Verify your age, can’t you read?
You can even apply for a porn licence if you are a regular.

>>511268405 (OP)
Its very, very funny to me that these anti-porn people think PornHub is the only porn site.

Imagine pulling all these stops to fuck men over but not doing a single thing to curb women's hypergamy, which is the # 1 reason why the birthrates are shit

>>511269482
my fucking sides

>>511269482
Top kek anon.

>>511269482
lmao

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>>511272592
Because they don't have to do anything. Women are retarded and download every goy app and does what government tells them.

>>511272943
an enforcement drone just flew over my house

>>511268514
Hamster was banned before the hub for me. Now I'm using a few ancient sites with servers in Atlantis or something and /gif/ but I fear I'll have to settle for fapello and coomer eventually.

>>511268405 (OP)
Say cheese denizens!

>>511268405 (OP)
We got a "uder age verification" firewall on porn sites here in Kentucky, too. Basically due to our native snake handling bible thumping fundamentalist sister fucking "christians". Hence why I spend years - since at least 2006 - pirating my favorite porn stars / porn studio / armature porn whore videos & stuffing them on any external drive / thumb drive I could afford in anticipation of this dystopian shit coming to fruition. Now I hoy terabytes of porn / TV / video games / cartoons & anime/ movies / mp3s squirled that'll last me at least a few decades.

Shoulda planned ahead and archived accordingly. Cause this shit's only gonna get worse. Note the recent FBI action to shutdown thousands of rom sites that've been around for over 20 years cause Nintendo cried like lil bitches.

>>511273445
>Hamster has fallen
it's over

>>511268405 (OP)
..... Come here

>>511270120
>>511270705
Ok. Ok. Hear me out.

What if the bong staffers have all been using Chat GPT for everything but actually it was trained on 4 chan posts and essentially when they are writing or proposing legislation the AI is basically spitting out remixes of brit/pol/ greentexts back at them?

tl;dr you posted for this

>>511273445
It's banned in America too? These fuckers are taking the piss.

>>511273498
Kentucky sounds based. You sound like trash tho. Imagine being so desperate to jerk off you pull out the old hard drive full of blurry 420p clips of faye reagan and her herpes infested puss.

>>511273498
There are glowie companies who approach governments and websites both selling their "solution" to censoring users. They lobby governments to force taxpayers to pay for Unit 8200 agents to monitor everything they do online. Meanwhile China builds bases on the moon.
>>511274020
Dude. Come on. You guys are way worse than even the US for this right.

>>511268405 (OP)
Watching porn as a grown adult is extremely indian behavior and it's not the flex you think it is to talk about how your obscure porn website is 1000 times more degenerate than the shit that pornhub normalized over the years

>>511268405 (OP)
As long as kemono, gelbooru and sad panda are untouched this shouldn’t matter to you

>>511268405 (OP)
legitimate question:
-do you guys need licenses for the internet? and if so, are you getting a discount from the restrictions reducing the availability of said internet? y'all should get a discount. just saying

>>511274172
Panda specially has Tor on it. Should be fine.

>>511273445
>>511273788
Total coomer death

THANKFULLY all of the obsecure p sites which i use are still free to access without id !

>>511268405 (OP)
So when do we bring back torrenting

>>511268405 (OP)
>Oh no, whatever will normies do?
Well they are probably going to torrent, like a fuckload. Then they are going to start sharing legal porn videos on every app imaginable, then there's going to be the same amount of porn which was previously contained and organized into neat buckets kicked over and spilled all over the floor leaving this giant fucking mess nobody is gunna be interesting in cleaning.

This whole thing is a prominent showcasing of the full reckless abandon of profound retardation that is current boomer logic. Now all the gooners are going to flock to private apps and the hackers are going to make big bucks by baiting the poor bastards out with porn torrents.

The correct way to approach this would be at the subscriber level and simply delineate the internet into "Clear Net" and "Open Net" where subscribers has to specifically request access to the "Open net" (exactly like how old school cable porno used to work) if they wish to access content which is considered for adult or mature audiences and must provide documentation at this point in the transaction, like getting ID'd at the entrance to the Casino, then freely allowed to wander as opposed to IDing patrons at each separate counter inside the Casino

It seems to me the only reason they would make the websites to it is they are either hopelessly incompetent or just using it as guise to create a database of exactly who is watching exactly which porn

>>511269489
This, what is the issue?

>>511269482
Checksum is incorrect, it should read "SMITH609258WI9MS"

>>511268405 (OP)
First time?
>laughs in texas

>>511268405 (OP)
Its been like this in America for like 2 years yo. Use xvideos

>>511268405 (OP)
I thought you guys had a liberal government why are they going after porn? Oh no people will jerk off the horror

>>511269405
>eponer or spankbang
porntrex is also good

>>511278226
What are talking about?

>>511268405 (OP)
>doesn’t know about still-active old sites from the late 90s by memory that are available without a VPN because the IPs are retarded and don’t know about them either.

lol, and no I won’t share links; if you’re under 40, no porn for you.