PEDOPHILE

PROTECTORS

>>511278596 (OP)

FOR ONLY 63 FORESKINS A DAY YOU

>>511278596 (OP)
Enough republicans switched. They were going to hold a full house vote to release the files (not subpoena) and Mike Johnson sent congress on vacation early to block it.

>>511278596 (OP)
I’ve been thinking about how the GOP can try to salvage this situation.
It’s fucking bad man, them shutting down congress to prevent an Epstein vote after they almost unanimously vote against releasing the files is, bar none, the worst optics I have ever seen in my life.
They have only one play to possibly save themselves:
>invoke the 25th
>do not say it’s because of the Epstein files, say it’s because they found proof of dementia
>release the files without redactions
>play ignorance and blame Bondi for being complicit in hiding the files

Let’s be real though, they’re gonna fuck this up too

>>511278712
All that and the washington redskins

>>511279368
I guarantee you they'll come up with some slop that the dumb republicuck goyim will slurp up. Some completely nonsensical story, like Epstein was financing Hamas and Trump was deep cover fighting him to save the Jews from weaponized antisemitic cunny ninjas.

I remember the W Bush era clearly, they carried water for that motherfucker endlessly and shamelessly, and the day he left office they even openly said 'whew, don't need to make excuses for W anymore!'. It's all a fucking sham. Even if Trump fucked kids by the dozen, they wouldn't care. No one actually cares.

>>511280145
I seriously am unsure at this point, Hans. Like everything you said is 100% in line with the playbook but I think the topic of childfucking might be the ceiling for how much people will be willing to overlook to “own the libs”
We have all but 11 republicans on record voting to not release the Epstein files and just today a GOP congressman admitted they shut down congress early to give Trump some “cover” over this
They are backed against a cliff here on all sides

>>511278596 (OP)
You forgot to add the donkey too

>>511280873
Republicans are goyim. Which is not to say Democrats aren't too, but Republicans quite frankly are dumber and have a shorter attention span.

Remember Benghazi? Remember how long that went on? What happened? Oh yeah, nothing, soon as they got the election results they wanted, that was yesterday's news.

>>511278596 (OP)
Nice. Now make one for the Dems with a donkey in the center, and the words "Tranny Ticklers" around it.

>one post by this ID
Surely flooding the board with meaningless zero effort garbage will win people over to your side, OP.

>>511283010
No one wants to be on the side of Pedophile Protectors, kike

>>511278596 (OP)
This seems a bit crazy, anon. You know, you seem a little crazy