lol everyone is Cartman now - /pol/ (#511330722) [Archived: 17 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: Qwac4f89Germany
7/25/2025, 5:40:03 PM No.511330722
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Anonymous ID: uUmSssVANetherlands
7/25/2025, 5:58:01 PM No.511332152
>>511330722 (OP)
i feel like everyone is taking fucking crazy pills again. Woke is not dead, it has infested the upper echelons of culture and academia for upwards of 75 years or more. what the FUCK are you talking about with this nonsense. some minor pushback in unofficial media and bars? a president who doesn't like it and tries to roll back some egregious and minor things here and there. it's not even CLOSE to dead
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Anonymous ID: uCpnFvQS
7/25/2025, 6:07:58 PM No.511332892
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>>511330722 (OP)
remember who you work for before you go celebrating your "south park" "win"
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Anonymous ID: JqRv30LdUnited States
7/25/2025, 6:12:27 PM No.511333276
>>511332152
right, also having every media reporter deathly afraid to criticize trump is kind of delusional and does not align with reality, but then again the (((creators))) have been seething for a few years now. they could have actually made funny episodes but everything since 2016 shows more seethe than satire/irony. several missed opportunities for nearly a decade now
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Anonymous ID: hlSO37bmUnited Kingdom
7/25/2025, 6:14:50 PM No.511333799
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>>511332892
Only Matt Stone is Jewish, Trey Parker is vagly christian sometimes.
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Anonymous ID: PhZm3B/GUnited States
7/25/2025, 6:19:42 PM No.511334213
>>511332152
It's never going to "die", but it arguably peaked in 2020-21. The jews who make the show think its dead because jews are being criticized over israel. As long as social media and smartphones exist it will be amplified, "woke" as existed under different names for decades.
Anonymous ID: uCpnFvQS
7/25/2025, 6:20:47 PM No.511334309
>>511333276
you just know all the writers want to bash Israel Netanyahu and the Jews, but the creators have the final creative authority

notice how even Cartman isnt bashing the Jews anymore, he is just "bored" because "woke is dead", what that means, and they say it literally, is that "everybody is bashing on the Jews"

thats why "woke is dead"

I guarantee in this season we will see why Cartman becomes a Rabbi, I know just the plot line they will use

they will claim Trump (Saddam) is falsely helping Israel and the Jews, and that he really is screwing Israel while appearing to be allied...they will say Garrison was the pro Israel Trump, and now this Saddam Trump is obviously secretly plotting to destroy Israel

so Cartman will find out about this, and will become captain Zionism, I guaranfuckingtee this is how the show will go

I know this is plot line because its not that far off reality
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Anonymous ID: Az8mkn9xUnited Kingdom
7/25/2025, 6:22:44 PM No.511334489
>>511333799
>married a gook
>divorced
>dated a single mom stripper with a son
>married her and had a kid
>divorced
>drug and alcohol addicted
>sold out completely for money
Trey is what you get when you hang around with jews for too long
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Anonymous ID: uCpnFvQS
7/25/2025, 6:22:57 PM No.511334507
>>511334309
because Cartman will remember he loves Kyle and we will actually see their existence threaten, so he will be become ultra Zionist
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Anonymous ID: tvuq42NZCanada
7/25/2025, 6:23:33 PM No.511334558
>>511330722 (OP)
why are troons trying to make this shitty jewish cartoon relevant again?
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Anonymous ID: uCpnFvQS
7/25/2025, 6:25:09 PM No.511334681
>>511334558
the episode was mildly funny, if I was Trump I would be laughing my ass out, like it would literally prolapse
Anonymous ID: d7MMGTpHUnited States
7/25/2025, 6:25:19 PM No.511334696
>>511334558
Because it was your favorite show until they actually said a bad thing about trump. Because you’re a thin skinned little faggot
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Anonymous ID: u8e7cSoCUnited Kingdom
7/25/2025, 6:26:28 PM No.511334803
>>511333799

They look like the Colombine shooters.
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Anonymous ID: uCpnFvQS
7/25/2025, 6:27:33 PM No.511334888
the Trump part was the funniest stuff>>511334696
literally noone if offended....you are just having a mental breakdown on 4chan

>hahahah see chuds see see how offended you are
and literally noone cares, or they actually found the Trump stuff funny, I did
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Anonymous ID: +iyQ/m0EUnited States
7/25/2025, 6:28:18 PM No.511334952
>>511334489
i can save him
Anonymous ID: hlSO37bmUnited Kingdom
7/25/2025, 6:28:30 PM No.511334977
>>511334489
>sold out completely for money
If you had a company like Paramount offer you a billion and a half, you would sell out too.
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Anonymous ID: 7lGAcL5gCanada
7/25/2025, 6:29:29 PM No.511335046
>>511334977
I turned them down
Anonymous ID: 6YIkrKLzGermany
7/25/2025, 6:29:30 PM No.511335048
>>511330722 (OP)
Im so sad I cant get angry anymore at the white house pushing woke anymore. Like whats the point in living if I cant witness the new woke revolution... sad
Anonymous ID: PhZm3B/GUnited States
7/25/2025, 6:30:04 PM No.511335089
>>511334309
>>511334507
Fat and Gay literally skipped last years season to avoid the peak of israel/palestine relevancy, and claimed it was because they didn't want to do trump episodes (obviously that was lie). Its pretty funny because if they made fun of palestine, they would lose their audience of 14 year old girls who make gay fanart of the boys. I predict that they'll just double down on shitting on trump for the whole season so everybody forgets that they're ignoring israel.
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Anonymous ID: PIJLr0wMUnited States
7/25/2025, 6:30:25 PM No.511335111
>>511334558
They are on the "make fun of right wing cycle"
It will lose relevance when they go back to making fun of the left wing next season. (and everyone will start saying OMFG SOUTH PARK IS BASED NOW?!?!)

This happens every season, they switch which side they make fun of and the other side seethes
Anonymous ID: e0cHxN0/United States
7/25/2025, 6:31:51 PM No.511335224
>>511334977
Nah I wouldn't. I was fully prepared to quit my job if the vaxx was mandated. I already have what makes me happy, loads of extra money is just temptations from the devil.
Anonymous ID: uCpnFvQS
7/25/2025, 6:36:10 PM No.511335554
>>511335089
yeah totally

but yeah I am pretty sure they will make Cartman as an ultra Zio, and they will "make fun" of him, like "ohh look pol now supports Israel", and he will become all nazi Zionist

then Kyle will come with the "equilibrated" Jewish perspective or solution

this is how they will evolve the narrative line

>Trump Saddam is secretly sabotaging Israel and wants to kill all Jews
>Cartman becomes an cartoonish ultra zionist
>they will "criticise" this "extreme perspective"
>they Kyle comes out with the "balanced" perspective, still obviously super Zionist
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Anonymous ID: uCpnFvQS
7/25/2025, 6:40:04 PM No.511335889
after Cartman is "laughed off" the extremist Zionist perspective, we will join religious studying as a respectful way to honor the Jews, and thats how he become a Rabbi

on and of course Cartman does a DNA test and finds out he is Jewish, his name is actually Cartmann
Anonymous ID: UBWb/lRINetherlands
7/25/2025, 6:40:19 PM No.511335915
>>511334803
All muramutts do
Anonymous ID: PhZm3B/GUnited States
7/25/2025, 6:40:29 PM No.511335931
>>511335554
I would have thought Cartman would use the free palestine movement to bully kyle for being jewish. And the B plot is randy using tegridy weed to make peace between israel and palestine.
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Anonymous ID: J9L3GxyNUnited States
7/25/2025, 6:41:55 PM No.511336045
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Anonymous ID: UdnArHgkUnited States
7/25/2025, 6:42:17 PM No.511336077
>>511334888
Chuds did have a breakdown though
Anonymous ID: Az8mkn9xUnited Kingdom
7/25/2025, 6:42:48 PM No.511336123
>>511334977
>he thinks this most recent deal was the moment he sold out
The show has been terrible since around 2010 and possibly before
Anonymous ID: b2xpEBh6United States
7/25/2025, 6:43:13 PM No.511336160
>>511330722 (OP)
>everyone shilling southpark suddenly
This is the most astroturfed campaign i have seen in a long time.
Anonymous ID: uCpnFvQS
7/25/2025, 6:43:58 PM No.511336236
>>511335931
yeah but we already know Cartman becomes a Rabbi, that needs an explanation

and also they need to appear to criticise Israel, so they need to push the extremist Zionist perspective on a character they can attack a bit, but not really, Cartman is perfect

and after his extremist Zionist perspective is rebuked by Kyle's balanced perspective, Cartman joins religious studies
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Anonymous ID: SlNU0mMOFinland
7/25/2025, 6:44:53 PM No.511336311
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>>511330722 (OP)
But South Park is alive and has always been woke
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Anonymous ID: zTg5sDllUnited States
7/25/2025, 6:46:39 PM No.511336454
>>511332152
>75 years
You're letting on that woke isn't boring shallow virtue signalling, it's just non-whites and women existing.
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Anonymous ID: OcOJhgvtNetherlands
7/25/2025, 6:48:14 PM No.511336575
>>511336311
Its a kids cartoony puppet show.
It deradicalisation conditioning.

Watching.. ya know, South Park is pretty extreme. But some are willing to go there.
They might not read the turner diaries but hey, atleast ya know, they watch.. ahum.. South Park, a children's cartoon show.

HaHaha Cartman said Kike
loool
relevant themes

haha fucking redpilled program..


You know.. Entertainment could also be much more extreme and illicit
Anonymous ID: uUmSssVANetherlands
7/25/2025, 6:48:24 PM No.511336590
>>511336454
how old do you think political correctness is ?
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Anonymous ID: CIJDzp1tIreland
7/25/2025, 6:53:45 PM No.511337051
>>511332152
>Woke is not dead,
This here in Ireland everly every government department and funded organisation has laws to discriminate against people ' of an irish background' as well as aaginst hetrosexuals and Catholics in hiring. There is a massive gulf beteen government, political parties and the Irish people, the Irish media barely even reports on stuff like this as its the same people in come cases the same families as the politicians. Academia here is simply insane and watchs to build african ghettoes around small for profit colleges because they can charge non europeans more for fees(they don't even care if their 'students' are literate or numerate),Meanwhile in some poorer areas they have started lynching jeets who are seen near kids or teens. No nation has ever been betrayed more by its politicians academics and the media and legal profession than Ireland. Quite often just an act of bitter vengence against irish Catholics for daring to assert national sovereignty by neo Anglo people in The Irish Times, RTE and the civil service
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Anonymous ID: uCpnFvQS
7/25/2025, 6:54:46 PM No.511337138
I can see it clear as day

Cartman goes all Greater Israel and basically a nazi again but he wants to genocide all Arabs

and Kyle will be like

>no Cartman this is exactly why people are hating us dont you see
>we need to come to a coexistence bla bla
>Israel obviously needs to exist but not as Cartman wanted

the end
Anonymous ID: uCpnFvQS
7/25/2025, 6:56:52 PM No.511337332
man, its weird being as smart as me sometimes

just a little narcissism time, this shit is anonymous anyway

see you later pol suck my dick ahahahahahahahaha
Anonymous ID: R5MHl5iAIsrael
7/25/2025, 6:57:14 PM No.511337367
>>511330722 (OP)
they have become a propaganda outlet for hire
since the vax episode it was so obvious they took a side
this show is dead.
Anonymous ID: iyq0HyRJUnited States
7/25/2025, 6:58:43 PM No.511337498
>>511330722 (OP)
Now now, I hate ALL satanists and wish for their repenetence.
>not just jews
>[Looking at you Freemasons]
Anonymous ID: FTIWsqQZUnited States
7/25/2025, 6:59:38 PM No.511337575
>>511334696
You’re a literal boomer if you watch South Park lmao
Anonymous ID: m82YxMz/Germany
7/25/2025, 7:11:31 PM No.511338626
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>>511330722 (OP)
Good

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Anonymous ID: pXK4XljgThailand
7/25/2025, 7:11:53 PM No.511338670
>>511330722 (OP)
South Park is so out of touch. Who the hell wants woke back just so they can complain about it. Pure idiocy.
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7/25/2025, 7:12:03 PM No.511338683
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>>511332152
LET'S KILL WOKE
Anonymous ID: WN2lTlMQCanada
7/25/2025, 7:13:26 PM No.511338809
>>511334489
single NEGRESS stripper anon
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7/25/2025, 7:13:54 PM No.511338847
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>>511337051
That's actually pretty funny since you are considered a protected group here in America.
Anonymous ID: DAbHyu6xCanada
7/25/2025, 7:15:35 PM No.511338991
>>511338670
parker and stone have been phoning it in for years now. its not fun for anyone anymore
Anonymous ID: Lo5vCSpfGermany
7/25/2025, 7:16:09 PM No.511339029
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>>511332152
I hate to admit it but you are unfortunately right. 'Woke' was just a recent hip word for cultural Marxism, the ideology that globohomo used and keeps using to weaken and eventually break traditional values and societies (destroy the family!), to incite groups of people against each other (class struggle!), to undermine national homogeneity and sovereignty (internationalism!). It has always been Marxism and nothing else.
Anonymous ID: e8Wvm+S9United Kingdom
7/25/2025, 7:17:23 PM No.511339131
>>511336236
>yeah but we already know Cartman becomes a Rabbi, that needs an explanation
They literally retcon that in the same special by going back in time
Cartman ends up homeless instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM6lB17QWH8
Anonymous ID: yiZ4bWhFCanada
7/25/2025, 7:20:45 PM No.511339406
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>>511330722 (OP)
Jokes aside, I honestly felt the same way he did in the show. As soon as the woke left started losing, I found myself getting annoyed with the right, just like I had been with the woke before. I guess that makes me a contrarian.
Anonymous ID: Lo5vCSpfGermany
7/25/2025, 7:22:13 PM No.511339537
>>511336590
As old as Marxism. It's just one of the demands of Marxist ideology to enforce political correctness because their policies go against human nature.